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<katyo> lol
<rory> katye <rory> i alsmost got raped tonight <rory> lol <mtr> who is katyo? <katyo> it is a mystery <mtr> I mean the smogon username <rory> for real <rory> O <rory> YOU'RE NOT KATYE <rory> OMG <rory> I HATYE YOU <katyo> master of a thousand nicks * katyo is now known as Mekkahawk Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 28, 2010 02:34AM [10:03pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i like the end of the song because kesha is the only person to ever compliment my beard
[10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: at the end of your love is my drug she says "i like your beard" [10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: and everytime i reply "why thank you no one else has been nice enough to compliment me" [10:04pm] porygon3: JABBA I LOVE YOUR BEARD [10:04pm] RamblinWreck: hahaha [10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: thank you porygon3 i appreciate it [10:05pm] porygon3: anytime [10:05pm] RamblinWreck: jabba, you're going to be wearing headphones somewhere, listening to that song [10:05pm] RamblinWreck: and then you'll say that [10:05pm] RamblinWreck: and it'll just look like you're talking to yourself out of nowhere [10:05pm] Vader: that is a little sad [10:05pm] Vader: lol [10:05pm] JabbaTheGriffin: it's alright i have crazy eyes no one will think anything of it [10:05pm] porygon3: lol rw [10:05pm] porygon3: lol [10:06pm] Vader: "im listening to a song because it compliments me" [10:06pm] porygon3: it'll be especially great if [10:06pm] porygon3: you leave it at "no one else has been nice enough to compliment me" and don't add "about my beard" or anything [10:06pm] porygon3: when you say it irl [10:07pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i should look directly at someone while saying it Submitted by RBG on Oct 27, 2010 07:08PM * iSean (Sean@Slightly.Stoopid) has joined #warau
<iSean> plz hap <iSean> halp <iSean> #irc <iSean> i ned halp <iSean> plz <iSean> im so lonely <iSean> and lost * iSean (Sean@Slightly.Stoopid) has left #warau <m0nkfish> ahahahahah <nook> i think we should have haped him Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 27, 2010 06:01PM <Hipmonlee> I was at a party a while back where someone put on the glee soundtrack
<Hipmonlee> and all of a sudden a bunch of 17 year old girls and 2 gay guys turned up Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 26, 2010 05:42PM [14:33:06] [Anita] if they're true lesbians
[14:33:11] [Anita] they're not interested in you [14:33:15] [Anita] in any way shape or form [14:33:25] [Anita] so why would that make you happy? [14:33:30] [@alex] theyre like art [14:33:37] [@alex] i dont have to have sex with art to appreciate it Submitted by Firestorm on Oct 26, 2010 02:42PM folgorio> de niggs is my grandmas name
<folgorio> delaniece niggs <thoughts> rofl <folgorio> but we call her de <THE_IRON_KENYAN> is your last name <THE_IRON_KENYAN> niggs <reyscarface> its not de-niggs noob <THE_IRON_KENYAN> folgorio <Rolf> hahaha <THE_IRON_KENYAN> please tell me it is <THE_IRON_KENYAN> PLEEEEEEEEEEASE <folgorio> niggros <reyscarface> its de-nggis <folgorio> but we shortneed it <folgorio> to niggs <THE_IRON_KENYAN> niggros? <THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol <folgorio> too derogotero Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 25, 2010 03:10PM [10:55am] Jumpman16: [10:47] <&Mekkahway> [16:37:02] <&Jumpman16> its animintodsoity
[10:55am] Jumpman16: [10:47] <&Mekkahway> i thought it was admininosity [10:56am] Jumpman16: fuck you [10:56am] Jumpman16: youre not even supposed to be an admin [10:56am] Jumpman16: dont ever correct me [10:57am] Mekkah: you're* Submitted by RBG on Oct 25, 2010 08:10AM EeveeTrainer> i dont even know if he's cuban tbh
<Navy> he is <EeveeTrainer> i just know his name is carlos and his host says .miami. <EeveeTrainer> which is a pretty safe bet <THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol <Scott> dETective Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 24, 2010 10:08PM [11:02:09] <AJC> i joined smogon in 05
[11:02:18] <AJC> after posting some nubby team on the offical NB forums [11:02:22] <AJC> i got directed to smogon [11:02:45] <&Mekkah> if i find out who is responsible for this.... Submitted by Alan on Oct 24, 2010 08:27AM [03:00:20] <&AmazingAmpharos> Missouri has three constitutional amendments on the ballot as it turns out
[03:00:22] <&AmazingAmpharos> none of them are very good [03:01:14] <&AmazingAmpharos> though some of these ballot issues are deceptive [03:01:15] * blind (~blind@synIRC-18CF9A7.lns20.mel6.internode.on.net) has joined #smash [03:01:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +h blind [03:01:26] <&AmazingAmpharos> like the one proposing to limit "puppy mills" [03:01:34] <&AmazingAmpharos> I mean, of course you want to support it [03:01:41] <&AmazingAmpharos> Who likes suffering puppies? [03:02:01] <&AmazingAmpharos> But then I think "there are already some animal welfare laws, and this is actually a real industry in the state" [03:02:12] <&AmazingAmpharos> "I don't care enough about puppies to support hurting the state economy" Submitted by Steeler on Oct 24, 2010 01:26AM [12:56am] Synre: yeah i bought the smogon dramafest calendar
[12:56am] Synre: every month instead of a girl or a car or whatever [12:56am] Synre: theres a picture of whos going to start the most drama [12:56am] Synre: better watch out, november_knight [12:56am] Matthew: lol [12:56am] Jumpman16: lol synre [12:56am] Deck_Knight: So I guess my "Console a Democrat Day!" Thread on November 3 is a no-go... Submitted by RBG on Oct 22, 2010 09:58PM [10:13pm] mingot: JabbaTheGriffin: go play halo.
[10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: hey go fuck yourself don't tell me to get out of this [10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i have a legitimate perspective but um [10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i actually do have to play halo lol Submitted by RBG on Oct 22, 2010 07:25PM [15:25:03] <+G80> 6A9 Ace Matador vs G80
[15:25:05] <+G80> lets go bitch [15:25:34] <B-Lulz> g80 am will go offline scared [15:25:53] <+G80> looks like hes about to fake a ping timeout [15:26:05] * am (am@not.lost.just.wandering) Quit (Quit: ) [15:26:10] <B-Lulz> LOL [15:26:10] <+G80> oh [15:26:12] <@Synre> rofl Submitted by Alan on Oct 22, 2010 12:30PM <Mountain_Dewgong> My gf calls my dick thor
<Mountain_Dewgong> WHITE LIGHTNING <RamblinWreck> because it doesn't exist? Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 21, 2010 10:47PM [9:15pm] Philip7086: also synre, you're absolutely wrong in saying i'm like cathy
[9:15pm] Philip7086: i think the only thing cathy and i have agreed on recently is the sleep mechanics not being up for discussion [9:15pm] RBG: but phil [9:15pm] RBG: cathy hasn't lost a pokemon battle [9:15pm] Scofield: well you both have the same dick size [9:15pm] Philip7086: o, in that sense, we're similar then Submitted by RBG on Oct 21, 2010 06:17PM breloom> wtf :(
<breloom> nobody is playing 5th gen lc <breloom> dubs <breloom> wanna??? <dubs> nope <dubs> writing a philosophy paper <breloom> :( <breloom> oh <THE_IRON_KENYAN> write it with one hand <THE_IRON_KENYAN> play with the other <THE_IRON_KENYAN> ? <breloom> [18:18:07] <dubs> writing a philosophy paper <breloom> why? <THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol <NeoSeth> lol Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 21, 2010 03:19PM [5:07:38] &DougJustDoug: Trolling kicks should be like an orgasm -- they happen in one big surge after a long build-up, and are immensely gratifying for the person experiencing it, and a relief for everyone else who is simply glad that it is over with. Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Oct 20, 2010 02:17PM [16:48:47] <&Bluewind> eo go to your teacher and say you grammar check for smogon
[16:48:51] <&Bluewind> then ask for a transference [16:48:56] <&Eo> I told her I did [16:49:00] <&Eo> it was part of my essay [16:49:05] <&Eo> except she asked what site it was [16:49:09] <&Eo> and I refused to tell her Submitted by Alan on Oct 20, 2010 01:50PM <~Earthworm> no homo is short for no homosexual feelings involved Submitted by shade on Oct 20, 2010 08:07AM Adam Lambert: *NSYNC is not good.
Ala: liesd *** Firestorm sets mode +b Adam Lambert @Firestorm: fuck that shit Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 20, 2010 12:33AM <+Buckmeister> Maybe RODAN stands for Rides On Dicks All Night.. Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 18, 2010 06:48PM [10:07:46] * lnkk (asdasd@synIRC-118EA3B.bnut3702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined #smogon
[10:08:04] * Mekkah (~Mekkah2@lifeless.to.know.the.definition.of.what.life.is) has joined #smogon [10:08:04] * Porygon2 sets mode: +ao Mekkah Mekkah [10:09:55] <lnkk> sup, iam working on a pokemon mmo, but iam afraid iam a bit outdated with the new pokemon games, if you guys can help me i wanted to know how the game determines his nature, its random when he's created? [10:11:59] <EeveeTrainer> iams is a dog food, sorry Submitted by Jumpman16 on Oct 16, 2010 07:25AM [6:34:21] @stellar: there is a sign outside my neighborhood
[6:34:31] @stellar: that says "bind and lock up mentally retarded children" [6:34:37] @stellar: im not sure why [6:34:38] +Seven Deadly Sins: lol stellar [6:34:39] Camidea: lol [6:34:40] +Seven Deadly Sins: that is awesome [6:34:48] @stellar: manav95 just reminded me of it Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Oct 14, 2010 03:36PM <@lambasto> ass r_w
<@lambasto> wt <@lambasto> wtf <@lambasto> i mean to say lol <@lambasto> why did i type ass Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 13, 2010 10:42AM [11:56:41] <&kd24> http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
--- [12:03:24] <&Bluewind> oh my god [12:03:26] <&Bluewind> dick fencing [12:03:38] <&Bluewind> i thought that only happened on the gay porn movies bad ass watched [12:03:50] <&kd24> heres the icker [12:03:51] <&kd24> *kicker [12:03:53] <&kd24> they are also mating [12:03:55] <&kd24> while they fence [12:04:01] <&kd24> since they are all hermophradites [12:04:04] <@alan> i saw that in marine bio class [12:04:04] <&Bluewind> yeah [12:04:16] <&Bluewind> that is a tough borderline [12:04:18] <&Bluewind> between acceptance [12:04:20] <&Bluewind> and hatred Submitted by Alan on Oct 10, 2010 09:06AM |