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#741 -(6)+ [X]

<katyo> lol
<rory> katye
<rory> i alsmost got raped tonight
<rory> lol
<mtr> who is katyo?
<katyo> it is a mystery
<mtr> I mean the smogon username
<rory> for real
<rory> O
<rory> YOU'RE NOT KATYE
<rory> OMG
<rory> I HATYE YOU
<katyo> master of a thousand nicks
* katyo is now known as Mekkahawk

Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 28, 2010 02:34AM

#744 -(5)+ [X]

[10:03pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i like the end of the song because kesha is the only person to ever compliment my beard
[10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: at the end of your love is my drug she says "i like your beard"
[10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: and everytime i reply "why thank you no one else has been nice enough to compliment me"
[10:04pm] porygon3: JABBA I LOVE YOUR BEARD
[10:04pm] RamblinWreck: hahaha
[10:04pm] JabbaTheGriffin: thank you porygon3 i appreciate it
[10:05pm] porygon3: anytime
[10:05pm] RamblinWreck: jabba, you're going to be wearing headphones somewhere, listening to that song
[10:05pm] RamblinWreck: and then you'll say that
[10:05pm] RamblinWreck: and it'll just look like you're talking to yourself out of nowhere
[10:05pm] Vader: that is a little sad
[10:05pm] Vader: lol
[10:05pm] JabbaTheGriffin: it's alright i have crazy eyes no one will think anything of it
[10:05pm] porygon3: lol rw
[10:05pm] porygon3: lol
[10:06pm] Vader: "im listening to a song because it compliments me"
[10:06pm] porygon3: it'll be especially great if
[10:06pm] porygon3: you leave it at "no one else has been nice enough to compliment me" and don't add "about my beard" or anything
[10:06pm] porygon3: when you say it irl
[10:07pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i should look directly at someone while saying it

Submitted by RBG on Oct 27, 2010 07:08PM

#743 -(1)+ [X]

* iSean (Sean@Slightly.Stoopid) has joined #warau
<iSean> plz hap
<iSean> halp
<iSean> #irc
<iSean> i ned halp
<iSean> plz
<iSean> im so lonely
<iSean> and lost
* iSean (Sean@Slightly.Stoopid) has left #warau
<m0nkfish> ahahahahah
<nook> i think we should have haped him

Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 27, 2010 06:01PM

#738 -(22)+ [X]

<Hipmonlee> I was at a party a while back where someone put on the glee soundtrack
<Hipmonlee> and all of a sudden a bunch of 17 year old girls and 2 gay guys turned up

Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 26, 2010 05:42PM

#739 -(20)+ [X]

[14:33:06] [Anita] if they're true lesbians
[14:33:11] [Anita] they're not interested in you
[14:33:15] [Anita] in any way shape or form
[14:33:25] [Anita] so why would that make you happy?
[14:33:30] [@alex] theyre like art
[14:33:37] [@alex] i dont have to have sex with art to appreciate it

Submitted by Firestorm on Oct 26, 2010 02:42PM

#740 -(2)+ [X]

folgorio> de niggs is my grandmas name
<folgorio> delaniece niggs
<thoughts> rofl
<folgorio> but we call her de
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> is your last name
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> niggs
<reyscarface> its not de-niggs noob
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> folgorio
<Rolf> hahaha
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> please tell me it is
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
<folgorio> niggros
<reyscarface> its de-nggis
<folgorio> but we shortneed it
<folgorio> to niggs
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> niggros?
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol
<folgorio> too derogotero

Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 25, 2010 03:10PM

#737 -(8)+ [X]

[10:55am] Jumpman16: [10:47] <&Mekkahway> [16:37:02] <&Jumpman16> its animintodsoity
[10:55am] Jumpman16: [10:47] <&Mekkahway> i thought it was admininosity
[10:56am] Jumpman16: fuck you
[10:56am] Jumpman16: youre not even supposed to be an admin
[10:56am] Jumpman16: dont ever correct me
[10:57am] Mekkah: you're*

Submitted by RBG on Oct 25, 2010 08:10AM

#736 -(3)+ [X]

EeveeTrainer> i dont even know if he's cuban tbh
<Navy> he is
<EeveeTrainer> i just know his name is carlos and his host says .miami.
<EeveeTrainer> which is a pretty safe bet
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol
<Scott> dETective

Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 24, 2010 10:08PM

#735 -(14)+ [X]

[11:02:09] <AJC> i joined smogon in 05
[11:02:18] <AJC> after posting some nubby team on the offical NB forums
[11:02:22] <AJC> i got directed to smogon
[11:02:45] <&Mekkah> if i find out who is responsible for this....

Submitted by Alan on Oct 24, 2010 08:27AM

#734 -(3)+ [X]

[03:00:20] <&AmazingAmpharos> Missouri has three constitutional amendments on the ballot as it turns out
[03:00:22] <&AmazingAmpharos> none of them are very good
[03:01:14] <&AmazingAmpharos> though some of these ballot issues are deceptive
[03:01:15] * blind (~blind@synIRC-18CF9A7.lns20.mel6.internode.on.net) has joined #smash
[03:01:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +h blind
[03:01:26] <&AmazingAmpharos> like the one proposing to limit "puppy mills"
[03:01:34] <&AmazingAmpharos> I mean, of course you want to support it
[03:01:41] <&AmazingAmpharos> Who likes suffering puppies?
[03:02:01] <&AmazingAmpharos> But then I think "there are already some animal welfare laws, and this is actually a real industry in the state"
[03:02:12] <&AmazingAmpharos> "I don't care enough about puppies to support hurting the state economy"

Submitted by Steeler on Oct 24, 2010 01:26AM

#733 -(6)+ [X]

[12:56am] Synre: yeah i bought the smogon dramafest calendar
[12:56am] Synre: every month instead of a girl or a car or whatever
[12:56am] Synre: theres a picture of whos going to start the most drama
[12:56am] Synre: better watch out, november_knight
[12:56am] Matthew: lol
[12:56am] Jumpman16: lol synre
[12:56am] Deck_Knight: So I guess my "Console a Democrat Day!" Thread on November 3 is a no-go...

Submitted by RBG on Oct 22, 2010 09:58PM

#732 -(3)+ [X]

[10:13pm] mingot: JabbaTheGriffin: go play halo.
[10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: hey go fuck yourself don't tell me to get out of this
[10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i have a legitimate perspective but um
[10:13pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i actually do have to play halo lol

Submitted by RBG on Oct 22, 2010 07:25PM

#731 -(13)+ [X]

[15:25:03] <+G80> 6A9 Ace Matador vs G80
[15:25:05] <+G80> lets go bitch
[15:25:34] <B-Lulz> g80 am will go offline scared
[15:25:53] <+G80> looks like hes about to fake a ping timeout
[15:26:05] * am (am@not.lost.just.wandering) Quit (Quit: )
[15:26:10] <B-Lulz> LOL
[15:26:10] <+G80> oh
[15:26:12] <@Synre> rofl

Submitted by Alan on Oct 22, 2010 12:30PM

#729 -(36)+ [X]

<Mountain_Dewgong> My gf calls my dick thor
<Mountain_Dewgong> WHITE LIGHTNING
<RamblinWreck> because it doesn't exist?

Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 21, 2010 10:47PM

#728 -(2)+ [X]

[9:15pm] Philip7086: also synre, you're absolutely wrong in saying i'm like cathy
[9:15pm] Philip7086: i think the only thing cathy and i have agreed on recently is the sleep mechanics not being up for discussion
[9:15pm] RBG: but phil
[9:15pm] RBG: cathy hasn't lost a pokemon battle
[9:15pm] Scofield: well you both have the same dick size
[9:15pm] Philip7086: o, in that sense, we're similar then

Submitted by RBG on Oct 21, 2010 06:17PM

#727 -(2)+ [X]

breloom> wtf :(
<breloom> nobody is playing 5th gen lc
<breloom> dubs
<breloom> wanna???
<dubs> nope
<dubs> writing a philosophy paper
<breloom> :(
<breloom> oh
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> write it with one hand
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> play with the other
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> ?
<breloom> [18:18:07] <dubs> writing a philosophy paper
<breloom> why?
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol
<NeoSeth> lol

Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Oct 21, 2010 03:19PM

#725 -(6)+ [X]

[5:07:38] &DougJustDoug: Trolling kicks should be like an orgasm -- they happen in one big surge after a long build-up, and are immensely gratifying for the person experiencing it, and a relief for everyone else who is simply glad that it is over with.

Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Oct 20, 2010 02:17PM

#726 -(7)+ [X]

[16:48:47] <&Bluewind> eo go to your teacher and say you grammar check for smogon
[16:48:51] <&Bluewind> then ask for a transference
[16:48:56] <&Eo> I told her I did
[16:49:00] <&Eo> it was part of my essay
[16:49:05] <&Eo> except she asked what site it was
[16:49:09] <&Eo> and I refused to tell her

Submitted by Alan on Oct 20, 2010 01:50PM

#724 -(30)+ [X]

<~Earthworm> no homo is short for no homosexual feelings involved

Submitted by shade on Oct 20, 2010 08:07AM

#730 -(3)+ [X]

Adam Lambert: *NSYNC is not good.
Ala: liesd
*** Firestorm sets mode +b Adam Lambert
@Firestorm: fuck that shit

Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 20, 2010 12:33AM

#723 -(6)+ [X]

<+Buckmeister> Maybe RODAN stands for Rides On Dicks All Night..

Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 18, 2010 06:48PM

#720 -(4)+ [X]

[10:07:46] * lnkk (asdasd@synIRC-118EA3B.bnut3702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined #smogon
[10:08:04] * Mekkah (~Mekkah2@lifeless.to.know.the.definition.of.what.life.is) has joined #smogon
[10:08:04] * Porygon2 sets mode: +ao Mekkah Mekkah
[10:09:55] <lnkk> sup, iam working on a pokemon mmo, but iam afraid iam a bit outdated with the new pokemon games, if you guys can help me i wanted to know how the game determines his nature, its random when he's created?
[10:11:59] <EeveeTrainer> iams is a dog food, sorry

Submitted by Jumpman16 on Oct 16, 2010 07:25AM

#721 -(31)+ [X]

[6:34:21] @stellar: there is a sign outside my neighborhood
[6:34:31] @stellar: that says "bind and lock up mentally retarded children"
[6:34:37] @stellar: im not sure why
[6:34:38] +Seven Deadly Sins: lol stellar
[6:34:39] Camidea: lol
[6:34:40] +Seven Deadly Sins: that is awesome
[6:34:48] @stellar: manav95 just reminded me of it

Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Oct 14, 2010 03:36PM

#719 -(30)+ [X]

<@lambasto> ass r_w
<@lambasto> wt
<@lambasto> wtf
<@lambasto> i mean to say lol
<@lambasto> why did i type ass

Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 13, 2010 10:42AM

#722 -(-2)+ [X]

[11:56:41] <&kd24> http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
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[12:03:24] <&Bluewind> oh my god
[12:03:26] <&Bluewind> dick fencing
[12:03:38] <&Bluewind> i thought that only happened on the gay porn movies bad ass watched
[12:03:50] <&kd24> heres the icker
[12:03:51] <&kd24> *kicker
[12:03:53] <&kd24> they are also mating
[12:03:55] <&kd24> while they fence
[12:04:01] <&kd24> since they are all hermophradites
[12:04:04] <@alan> i saw that in marine bio class
[12:04:04] <&Bluewind> yeah
[12:04:16] <&Bluewind> that is a tough borderline
[12:04:18] <&Bluewind> between acceptance
[12:04:20] <&Bluewind> and hatred

Submitted by Alan on Oct 10, 2010 09:06AM

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