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#432 -(11)+ [X]

Disgaea: And Pokemon Black has a harder story because the cops keep asking you if you stole those Pokemon and that Bicycle.
Disgaea: Pokemon White has the main character step over all the minorites and become a lawyer.
Disgaea: Then he sends the main character from Pokemon Black to prison.

Submitted by Zacchaeus on Apr 25, 2010 04:19PM

#435 -(56)+ [X]

[19:03:09] <kd24> KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: .
[19:03:17] <kd24> first night back, im already being abused by shoddy users
[19:03:20] <kd24> i must be doing a good job
[19:03:28] <+Thorns> kd are you keeping your badge
[19:03:32] <locopoke> do you really fuck your mom though
[19:03:34] <locopoke> be honest
[19:03:36] <kd24> of course

Submitted by locopoke on Apr 18, 2010 04:10PM

#431 -(10)+ [X]

Jon.: looking for someone to send me porn please pm me
Jon.: i just need someone to pm me porn
Jon.: email me porn would be better, video would be best
Jon. was kicked by tennisace.
tennisace: if you can't find porn on the internet then you are retarded

Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Apr 17, 2010 02:25PM

#430 -(19)+ [X]

digimonftw: wow i so did not click taunt
digimonftw: whatever asshole
Nachos: lol
Nachos: i think you're the idiot for not using SR
digimonftw: i did click sr u mother fucker
Nachos: it said azelf used taunt
digimonftw: yeah this isnt real pokemon this is java
digimonftw: i clicked on SR and it didnt drag
Nachos: lol you cant even click the right buttons
digimonftw: stupid lil boy
digimonftw: my dick is bigger than u
digimonftw: fuck u asshole
digimonftw has left the room.

Submitted by Nachos on Apr 15, 2010 01:26PM

#429 -(39)+ [X]

(5:40:02 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: some guy came into the gym in a wheelchair
(5:40:06 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: then rode the bikes
(5:40:14 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: either there was a miracle or he's lazy

Submitted by makiri on Apr 14, 2010 05:54PM

#428 -(46)+ [X]

<CaptKirby> if I ever commit suicide at like 30
<Gmax> lol
<CaptKirby> it will 100% be from boredom
<shade> how many years do we have to wait?

Submitted by cookie on Apr 10, 2010 09:18AM

#426 -(62)+ [X]

<CaptKirby> you know the worst part of school is how much you get boners
<CaptKirby> I had them from like 12-16 uncontrollably
<CaptKirby> about 8 a day

Submitted by cookie on Apr 05, 2010 08:00PM

#425 -(36)+ [X]

[6:42pm] sot: lol
[6:42pm] sot: earthquake
[6:42pm] sot: hahah
[6:42pm] sot: this feels weird
[6:42pm] sot: hahahah
[6:42pm] sot: still going
[6:42pm] sot: what the fuck
[6:43pm] aldaron: i dont get what sot is referring to
[6:43pm] sot: okay its fone
[6:43pm] JabbaTheGriffin: are you having a super intense orgasm
[6:43pm] aldaron: but i'm kind of chuckling anyway
[6:43pm] sot: we just had an earthquake
[6:43pm] aldaron: o lmao
[6:43pm] sot: and i was laying on the floor
[6:43pm] sot: it felt funny as hell
[6:44pm] DougJustDoug: He's in an earthquake, but still continued posting on irc. Wow, thats... sad.
[6:44pm] sot: it was such a small one
[6:44pm] Mekkah: i guess with all the shoddybattling he must be used to it

Submitted by RBG on Apr 04, 2010 03:57PM

#424 -(45)+ [X]

[@Hipmonlee] tbh if I was going to have a threesome I dont think it would bother me the make up of it
[@Hipmonlee] but I dont think I would ever have any sort of threesome
[@Hipmonlee] unless it was three dudes
[@Hipmonlee] that wouldnt work
[@alex] lol
[@Hipmonlee] the order of those lines
[@Hipmonlee] was poorly thought out

Submitted by Firestorm on Mar 30, 2010 12:54AM

#423 -(3)+ [X]

<cookie> let's have a penis contest fishy
<az> as ifff f f f f f
<Fishy> not being rude?
<Fishy> ok
<azurill> (02:57:14) <&Fishy> and then beat you at uhh
<azurill> CHATROULETTE
* cookie drops his draws
<azurill> the self-exclaimed 'game'
<Fishy> HAHAH
<az> drawers
<az> don't u meen
<Fishy> drawers
<cookie> looks like i win
<azurill> hhahahahah
<Fishy> ererrererers
* azurill drops her jaw
<azurill> irl
<Fishy> hahahahaa
<cookie> damn
<Fishy> !jaw
<cookie> fuckasdf
<azurill> ROFL
<azurill> (jaw)
<az> katya is well trained cookie

Submitted by cookie on Mar 26, 2010 09:02AM

#421 -(17)+ [X]

[13:31:25] --> DANUKES has joined this channel (~guthy@synIRC-6B3557D6.dslextreme.com).
[13:31:31] <DANUKES> how do i get badges on smogon forums?
[13:31:57] <ap4thy> by being a cool guy
[13:32:58] <Colin> no
[13:33:02] <Colin> it's not about whether you're cool
[13:33:06] <Colin> we have an FAQ on this
[13:33:12] <Colin> http://www.smogon.com/forums/faq.php?faq=smogon#faq_badges
[13:33:54] <MrE> It used to be
[13:34:12] <ap4thy> word
[13:34:19] <CaptKirby> I like how there was no need to refute ap4thy there, but you are so strict that you did anyway!
[13:34:41] <Colin> i was just answering DANUKES's question
[13:35:09] <CaptKirby> which could have been done just with the faq, not commenting on the cool thing as if it were inappropriate and confusing
[13:35:23] <Colin> i wouldn't want a new user to get the appearance that Smogon is some sort of elitist organisation that requires you to be "cool" to succeed in
[13:35:40] <Colin> as opposed to being a meritocracy, where what matters is how good your contributions are
[13:35:54] <ap4thy> i used to have a lil ladybug badge
[13:35:56] <ap4thy> i liked it
[13:36:44] <CaptKirby> ap4thy was making a flippant, harmless comment
[13:36:59] <Colin> and i gave a brief, informative reply
[13:37:02] <Colin> what's the point here?
[13:37:03] <CaptKirby> if anyone were dumb enough to get the impression, then they deserve to be stupid enough to get huffy or anything else negative that might come from some misinformed impression
[13:37:21] <Colin> clearly, you wouldn't need to be dumb to get that impression, because as mre said, it used to be the case.
[13:37:26] <CaptKirby> ap4thy, smogon no longer gives badges just for being a girl...sorry!
[13:37:56] <ap4thy> keep the serious chatter to #stark okay guys
[13:37:57] <ap4thy> gosh
[13:38:00] <ap4thy> ;-*
[13:38:01] <CaptKirby> well people still have badges just for things like having been cool in the past and getting mods for being a cool guy
[13:38:02] <MrE> Well, Colin...
[13:38:05] <CaptKirby> there is no point in being overserious
[13:38:08] <Neonian> I gotta agree with Colin here
[13:38:10] <ap4thy> seven days yall!
[13:38:10] <CaptKirby> linking the faq is still enough ^_^
[13:38:22] <Neonian> if the brother came in and was like "whos the smogon gym leaders i want a badge"
[13:38:24] <Neonian> troll the shit out of him
[13:38:38] <Neonian> but he asked a pretty genuine question
[13:38:52] <MrE> neonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonia
[13:38:58] <ap4thy> i know but Colin's immediately reaction made me lol
[13:38:59] <Neonian> sup mystery
[13:38:59] <CaptKirby> and Cathy's answer was good, except the part where she acted as if it were some horrible crime to imply coolness was involved
[13:39:05] <ap4thy> NO it's not about being COOL
[13:39:07] <CaptKirby> since it still remains in some %, no matter how small
[13:39:19] <ap4thy> in my mind i self-inserted a big dramatic "goddddd"
[13:39:32] <MrE> "no it's not about being cool... because if it were, I wouldn't have one"
[13:39:33] <MrE> amirite
[13:39:47] <Colin> i deliberately kept that message brief to avoid making it seem like i was drawing on that point
[13:39:47] <Neonian> on another note
[13:40:05] <Colin> but perhaps it would have satisfied CaptKirby better if i had said "as opposed to in the past, it's less about your personality and more about your contributions"
[13:40:06] <Neonian> since friday i havent been able to laugh without my heart and stomach hurting
[13:40:11] <Neonian> stupid gag reflex
[13:40:31] <ap4thy> i'm lollin so much right now
[13:40:37] <ap4thy> i dont even think its supposed to be funny
[13:40:40] <ap4thy> <3 smogon
[13:42:21] <CaptKirby> I just think the combination of refuting it in the manner you did combined with linking a faq in such a businesslike manner was odd
[13:42:35] <G80> np: 65daysofstatic - drove through ghosts to get here
[13:42:43] <CaptKirby> it was about as "smogon is serious business" an act a response as I could imagine
[13:43:01] <CaptKirby> MrE - will never have a badge as long as Aeolus has breath in his lungs...
[13:43:14] <ap4thy> im gonna get a badge
[13:43:17] <ap4thy> thats my goal this year
[13:43:40] <DANUKES> everyone is so mean t smogon
[13:43:43] <DANUKES> im going to serebii
[13:43:45] <-- DANUKES has left this channel.


Submitted by Cathy on Mar 22, 2010 12:36AM

#422 -(19)+ [X]

<@Hipmonlee> well im 27 and have never had a boyfriend
<@Synre> its never too late to start
<&Vincent> its the cock sucking part I dont like
<&Vincent> can I do without
<@Synre> gee, i sure couldnt
<@Synre> that's like the whole point :(
<&Broolucks> what about getting your ass rammed
<@Synre> eh
<@Synre> take it or leave it
<BERSERKER> i get it
<Phiddlesticks> the word "rammed" makes it sound a lot worse than it probably is
<&Vincent> phiddle with the "probably"
<&Vincent> he knows first hand
<Phiddlesticks> ramming makes it sound like its a tree trunk or something going into your bum
<@Hipmonlee> phiddle isnt digging himself out of any holes at the moment
<Phiddlesticks> im just saying
<@Synre> dont worry phiddle, i believe you
<@Synre> i was just saying, too
<&Broolucks> if I'm ramming you, believe me, it might as well be a tree trunk

Submitted by Synre on Mar 21, 2010 09:43PM

#420 -(31)+ [X]

<%Aeolus> does someone need something?
<%Aeolus> before i leave
<Kaiser> I do aeolus
<%Aeolus> what do you need
<Kaiser> Tech support, I'll pm
* %Aeolus (aeolus@synIRC-D2ED8085.cpe.cableone.net) Quit (Quit: )

Submitted by Atticus on Mar 16, 2010 11:08PM

#418 -(31)+ [X]

<DougJustDoug> Is "F477I3" leet speak for something?
<jumpluff> ...fattie?
<jumpluff> im guessing
<DougJustDoug> Hmmmm
<DougJustDoug> Somebody just created that account and voted with it in the CAP poll
<DougJustDoug> I guess Jimbo is trying to swing the poll

Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Mar 14, 2010 06:48PM

#419 -(28)+ [X]

[21:53] <reyscarface> pastel
[21:54] <Pastel> lol
[21:54] <reyscarface> they were saying mexico stinks
[21:54] <sprinkles> lmao
[21:54] <reyscarface> pastel fat americans were saying mexico SUCKS what you gonna do man
[21:54] <sprinkles> is pastel a mexican?
[21:54] <sprinkles> if he is i hate him even more
[21:54] <sprinkles> since most mexicans suck
[21:54] <sprinkles> like rey
[21:54] <sprinkles> and sheep
[21:54] <sprinkles> and tito
[21:54] <Pastel> you sons of bitches!! You FAT PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST MEXICO!!!
[21:54] <sprinkles> tito*
[21:54] <sprinkles> pastel you faggot mexican
[21:55] <sprinkles> the only good thing about mexico
[21:55] <sprinkles> is the good
[21:55] <sprinkles> food
[21:55] <reyscarface> sprinkles was saying mexico people is fat and ugly
[21:55] <reyscarface> and that we are slaves
[21:55] <sprinkles> yep
[21:55] <sprinkles> i like weed tho
[21:55] <sprinkles> i like the drugs too
[21:55] <sprinkles> another good thing
[21:55] <sprinkles> so food and weed
[21:55] <sprinkles> good things
[21:55] <Pastel> well you can go to suck the small dicks of other fat people
[21:55] <sprinkles> like pastel and rey?
[21:55] <sprinkles> for being dirty mexicans
[21:56] <sprinkles> but mexicans suck
[21:56] <sprinkles> no pastel is a noob in general
[21:56] <sprinkles> lmao
*Justinawe joins
[21:56] <sprinkles> sup justin
[21:56] <sprinkles> we were just rapping on mexicans
[21:56] <sprinkles> like pastel
[21:57] <sprinkles> and rey
[21:57] <sprinkles> ripping on*
[21:57] <Justinawe> lol pastel is mexican
[21:57] <sprinkles> yes
[21:57] <sprinkles> but i hate mexicans
[21:57] <sprinkles> -.-
[21:57] <Justinawe> indeed
[21:57] <sprinkles> and blacks kind of
[21:57] <sprinkles> some blacks are cool
[21:57] <Pastel> And I hate fat americans
[21:58] <sprinkles> why am i on a wifi channel
[21:58] <sprinkles> i dont even have a ds
[21:58] <sprinkles> -.-
[21:58] <Justinawe> cause you're banned everywhere else
[21:58] <Justinawe> lol
[21:59] * elevator_music (~alphadiam@up.up.down.down.up) has joined #smogonwifi
[21:59] <elevator_music> whats the best place to ev train defense in emerald?
[21:59] <Pastel> go kill fat gravelers like fat americans like sprinkles
[22:00] <sprinkles> pastel you're a dirty mexican
[22:00] <sprinkles> the mexicans are worse

---

[22:03] <+sprinkles> pastel you faggot
[22:03] <+sprinkles> you suck big dick
[22:03] <+sprinkles> like mexico
[22:03] <+sprinkles> does too
[22:03] <+sprinkles> lol
[22:03] <Pastels> you fucking fat american why don't you go to whatever fucking things fat america says when its fucking cursing another fucking fat american
[22:04] <+sprinkles> lol wtf
[22:04] <reyscarface> defend mexico!!!
[22:04] * Pastels was kicked by tri-darksouls (BACK OVER THE FUCKING FENCE)
[22:04] * Pastels (Mibbit@52E18801.D9841C44.CDFA4AC8.IP) has joined #VGC
[22:04] <Pastels> I can't gpo back, fat americans are blocking the fence
[22:04] <+sprinkles> ?
[22:05] <Pastels> I was firebanned cause I like to laugh at fat americans
[22:05] <+sprinkles> lol
[22:05] <+sprinkles> idiot
[22:06] <+sprinkles> pastel you fucker
[22:06] <+sprinkles> go drink dirty mexican water
[22:06] <+sprinkles> and piss blood
[22:07] <+sprinkles> son of a mexican bitch
[22:07] <Pastels> you son of your enormouslty fat mom that can only gret fucked by other fucking fat americans
[22:07] <+sprinkles> -.-
[22:08] <Pastels> I built a Mcdonalds.... I made rich
[22:08] <Pastels> fucking americans only eat macdonalds... thats why they are fat
[22:08] <+sprinkles> i hate mcdonalds
[22:08] <+sprinkles> i like burger king nigger
[22:09] <Pastels> Burger king is the same thing but instead of a fat clown with small dick its a fat king with small dick
[22:10] <+sprinkles> im fucking playing shoddy
[22:10] <+sprinkles> and not wifi like a wifidiot
[22:10] <+sprinkles> like pastel
[22:10] <+sprinkles> how would i be too fat
[22:10] <Pastels> I'm least I'm not a fucking fat american that can only stand up to eat more
[22:11] <+sprinkles> im not even fat
[22:11] <Pastels> go lick your fucking tits you fucking fat
[22:11] <+sprinkles> pasttel
[22:11] <+sprinkles> i'm not even fat i weigh like
[22:11] <+sprinkles> 150
[22:11] <+sprinkles> and am 5'6"
[22:12] <Pastels> 150 kg? well for an american you are not fat
[22:12] <Pastels> but compared to other people you're fuckin obese
[22:12] <+sprinkles> 150 pounds
[22:12] <+sprinkles> lol
[22:13] <Pastels> 150 pounds per tit you have

---

Session Start: Sat Mar 06 22:11:50 2010
Session Ident: #colosus
[22:11] * Now talking in #colosus
[22:12] * sprinkles (~chatzilla@synIRC-CF10BFDA.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has joined #colosus
[22:12] <sprinkles> lol
[22:12] <@reyscarface> ok wait for pastels
[22:12] * reyscarface sets mode: +m
[22:12] * reyscarface sets mode: +v sprinkles
[22:12] <+sprinkles> what is this
[22:12] <@reyscarface> a place
[22:13] * Pastels (Mibbit@52E18801.D9841C44.CDFA4AC8.IP) has joined #colosus
[22:13] * reyscarface sets mode: +v Pastels
[22:13] <@reyscarface> btw pastel
[22:13] <@reyscarface> sprinkles said youre a piece of fat mexican crap
[22:14] <@reyscarface> when you were not here
[22:15] <+Pastels> he's not even here
[22:15] <+Pastels> I bet he went to mac donalds
[22:15] <+sprinkles> huh
[22:15] <+sprinkles> i like burger king
[22:15] <+sprinkles> dude
[22:15] <+sprinkles> its so much better
[22:15] <+Pastels> or you just found your microscope to masturbate
[22:15] <+sprinkles> mcd's sucks
[22:15] <+Pastels> because you can't find it between all that fat
[22:15] <+sprinkles> why would i need a microscope
[22:16] <+sprinkles> when my dick is 7 inches
[22:16] <+Pastels> inside
[22:16] <+sprinkles> im not fat it clearly stands out
[22:16] <+sprinkles> no it sticks ut
[22:16] <+sprinkles> out
[22:16] <+sprinkles> how would you even know
[22:16] <+sprinkles> if it was or not
[22:16] <+sprinkles> fucking faggot
[22:17] <+Pastels> if you're not fat why did you tried to use some chips brands as nickname?
[22:17] <+sprinkles> sprinkles isn't a chip brand
[22:17] <+sprinkles> is it?
[22:17] <+Pastels> you cant even spell it because your fat fingers dont let you write correctly
[22:18] <+sprinkles> i can spell just fine
[22:18] <+sprinkles> your grammar is atrocious on the forums
[22:18] <+Pastels> why the fuck would I care what fucking fat americans think of the grammar I use in their language?
[22:19] <@reyscarface> ouch sprinkles
[22:19] <+sprinkles> pastel
[22:19] <+sprinkles> then why would you care
[22:19] <+sprinkles> how americans are
[22:19] <+sprinkles> we are fucking fat
[22:19] <+sprinkles> you
[22:19] <+sprinkles> are dirty
[22:19] <@reyscarface> ooof pastel
[22:19] <+Pastels> dirty not fat
[22:19] <+sprinkles> anyway i g2g i was only allowe don 30 minutes
[22:19] <+sprinkles> allowed on
[22:19] <@reyscarface> NO
[22:19] <+Pastels> why
[22:19] <+sprinkles> ..
[22:20] <+sprinkles> i do
[22:20] <+Pastels> because you have to eat every 30 minutes?
12[22:20] * +sprinkles (~chatzilla@synIRC-CF10BFDA.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.18/20120220])

Submitted by monkfish on Mar 12, 2010 08:13PM

#417 -(-1)+ [X]

BunearyBuff: I wasing UUing a guy and his last pokemon was a garchamp > Ferret + Ice Beam = Pwned that sad kid
BunearyBuff: carchomp*
Zacchaeus: garchamp and ferret?
Zacchaeus: carchomp and ferret?
capefeather: awesome

Submitted by Zacchaeus on Mar 12, 2010 02:34PM

#416 -(9)+ [X]

<+MoP> hey is anyone in here black?
<+MoP> lol jk i know black ppl dont know how
to use internet

Submitted by IK. on Mar 07, 2010 08:17PM

#415 -(21)+ [X]

M_Dragon: Analyzing battle data for luck factors...
M_Dragon: ???????
M_Dragon: Analyzing battle data for luck factors... Paradise wins!
M_Dragon: i have 6-0ed him
M_Dragon: WHAT THE FUCK

Submitted by Earthworm on Mar 05, 2010 09:30AM

#414 -(65)+ [X]

[10:51pm] Jumpman16: does the new server cost more than the old
[10:51pm] chaos: no
[10:52pm] chaos: my host is really cool
[10:53pm] chaos: im convinced i have the best host in the world: small shop, low costs, insane hardware, snappy customer support
[10:53pm] chaos: i found them on a web hosting community
[10:53pm] jumpluff: sweet
[10:53pm] Jumpman16: are they snappy like
[10:53pm] Jumpman16: oh no you dint

Submitted by RBG on Mar 03, 2010 08:52AM

#413 -(10)+ [X]

<mtr> IIRC, a long time ago there was a tacit understanding that wifi would be phased out someday
<mtr> but instead it grew and grew
<Staraptor> like slavery

Submitted by Staraptor Call on Feb 17, 2010 10:00PM

#411 -(19)+ [X]

<cookie> bollocks
<cookie> i've forgotten the pw to my dream logs
<m0nkfish> ? is it a site
<cookie> it's a rar
<m0nkfish> ah
<m0nkfish> crackable then
<shade> hello m0nkfish
<cookie> how do you crack rars?
<az> locked out by yourself
<az> this would be like
<az> the lowest key "the future will have robots and they'll outsmart us" movie plot ever
<az> hahahaha
<m0nkfish> cookie im sure theres various programs, try google
<cookie> lol
<az> you thought your files were safe...
<az> you took every precaution...
<m0nkfish> then you forgot your password
<az> hahahahahaha
<az> #jx#vpjxzcz
<cookie> lol
<m0nkfish> my dad has a file where he keeps all his passwords
<m0nkfish> im like isnt that so fucking stupid
<az> from academy award winning director
<az> nominated for four golden globes
<az> L0CKED 0UT
<m0nkfish> hah
<cookie> rofl
<reyscarface> hahahaha
* macle|away is now known as macle
* fm has quit (Quit: )
<cookie> oh man
<cookie> this rar cracker comes in a rar
<az> 'asoidgasdi

Submitted by cookie on Feb 15, 2010 04:17PM

#412 -(1)+ [X]

[23:42:50] <+CaptKirby> DM, my kicks are a pretty wide variable range
[23:42:57] <+CaptKirby> anywhere from as little as two a week to as much as 20 or so
[23:43:11] <&DoomMullet> how many do you want this week?
[23:43:16] * CaptKirby was kicked by Vincent (heres 1)
[23:43:16] * CaptKirby (~spurn@and.then.there.was.silence) has joined #smogon
[23:43:16] <+CaptKirby> 0

Submitted by monkfish on Feb 15, 2010 03:44PM

#409 -(13)+ [X]

<@JabbaTheGriffin> we had sex 4 times and she gave me a striptease
<@JabbaTheGriffin> totally worth all the money i spent

Submitted by Reverb on Feb 14, 2010 04:41PM

#410 -(-1)+ [X]

<@Colonel_M> WTF were they on when they made Azurill?
* azurill has left #stark

Submitted by Alan on Feb 13, 2010 07:50PM

#408 -(-4)+ [X]

[22:47:18] [PO]Pokefan: AT LEAST UR NOT A DAMN NOOB

Submitted by KinestaPokemon on Feb 11, 2010 07:02PM

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