Latest Quotes<Thunderhorse> Colin how is your stuttering female friend doing today? <~Colin> i didn't see her today <~Colin> since i'm currently missing my math lecture <~Colin> since i didn't feel like stopping working on the assignment i'm working on <steeler> she will be heartbroken <~Colin> i doubt it <steeler> OH N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Colin ISN'T HERE <steeler> you don't know Colin <~Colin> do you see everybody you know every single day <~Colin> i don't think so <steeler> no but you see her every day <steeler> except <steeler> today <~Colin> well, not weekends either, or some other weekdays <~Colin> we're really not very close <steeler> it doesn't have to stay that way Colin <billymills> lol <Thunderhorse> we support you <~Colin> in doing what? <billymills> lol <steeler> in your greatest endeavors <Thunderhorse> and your most noble endeavors too <Thunderhorse> in case your greatest aren't noble <steeler> good catch TH <Thunderhorse> thanks <MrEsc> Colin, I will help in any way I can to make this dream become a reality <~Colin> what dream? <steeler> your favorite dream <Thunderhorse> the dream you live for <steeler> the dream you'd die for <~Colin> this is a waste of time <~Colin> i have to finish my differential equations * ~Colin (Mibbit@just.apply.science) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <steeler> lol <billymills> lol <Thunderhorse> lol <MrEsc> lol <Thunderhorse> he'll come around  Submitted by Steeler on Feb 04, 2010 05:20PM [14:56:57] <husk> Mr. Stone
[14:57:00] <husk> I read your book [14:57:05] <husk> I would like to ask you some questions about it [14:57:08] <davidstone> OK [14:57:18] <davidstone> Was is smart, fast-moving, sexy, and alarming? [14:57:18] <LonelyNess> obi wrote a book? [14:57:24] <husk> naah the fuck would read that book [14:57:29] <husk> didn't buy it T_T [14:57:39] <davidstone> The Echelon Vendetta, you mean? [14:57:44] <husk> yeah that one [14:58:22] <husk> Fraught with spine-tingling chases, scary near misses and several nasty deaths, THE ECHELON VENDETTA will keep you turning pages to the surprising end. ... [14:58:32] <husk> note to everyone else [14:58:39] <husk> it's actually about pokemon [14:58:45] <Theorymon> lol [14:58:54] <davidstone> Yeah [14:58:54] <husk> scary near misses [14:58:59] <husk> fuckin draco meteor [14:59:00] <husk> UGH [14:59:04] <Theorymon> STONE EDGE [14:59:07] <davidstone> Megahorn [14:59:17] <goofball> lol?? [14:59:18] <davidstone> It's about Heracross [14:59:32] <davidstone> Pursuit, Megahorn, and finally, burn damage takes it out [14:59:34] <reyscarface> fuck dark void [14:59:39] <husk> the surprising end was the trainer violating self ko clause [14:59:44] <husk> and koing both pokemon [15:00:00] <husk> it leaves the ambiguity of who won? [15:00:00] <davidstone> Shh [15:00:02] <husk> who is the best? [15:00:03] <davidstone> It's surprising [15:00:04] <davidstone> >=( [15:00:08] <husk> these questions should be answered I think [15:00:11] <husk> THIS [15:00:15] <LonelyNess> what is this [15:00:16] <husk> is my problem with your novella [15:00:17] <LonelyNess> I want to read it [15:00:22] <LonelyNess> husk give me a link [15:00:31] <husk> it's an actual book lol [15:00:33] <Loki> its a book swuid.. [15:00:35] <Loki> squid [15:00:35] <davidstone> That's why I wrote the Venetian Judgment [15:00:35] <husk> I'll link you to amazon or something [15:00:38] <husk> you have to buy it [15:00:39] <husk> oh [15:00:43] <husk> there's a sequel [15:00:44] <husk> my fault [15:00:47] <davidstone> yeah [15:00:47] <husk> I'll read it first [15:00:50] <Loki> duh [15:00:53] <davidstone> It should cover your concerns [15:00:55] <LonelyNess> lol are you serious obi you wrote an actual book over a pokemon match? [15:01:02] <husk> it's about heracross [15:01:04] <husk> he has many battles [15:01:08] <husk> personal and pokemon [15:01:10] <Loki> the title is genius too [15:01:12] <goofball> the daily life of a heracross. [15:01:21] <LonelyNess> lol I will buy this book [15:01:25] <LonelyNess> husk give me a link on amazon [15:01:30] <Theorymon> does Heracross vist Uberland? [15:01:30] <Loki> "the echelon vendetta" [15:01:33] <LonelyNess> oh ok [15:01:33] <goofball> if it cost less than 1 dollar im down [15:01:34] <husk> k let me find it [15:01:45] <husk> http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Vendetta-David-Stone/dp/0399154086 [15:01:56] <goofball> http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Vendetta-David-Stone/dp/0399154086 [15:02:13] <LonelyNess> omg obi is a NY times best selling author [15:02:14] <LonelyNess> lol [15:02:21] <husk> yeah...lol [15:02:29] <husk> that's why he hasn't pokemoned in a while [15:02:31] <husk> didn't you know? [15:02:34] <LonelyNess> no! [15:02:35] <husk> he posted something in cong abt it [15:02:36] <LonelyNess> I didn't! [15:03:12] <aldaron> lol [15:03:23] <davidstone> Yeah [15:03:26] <davidstone> Note the /dp/ in the link [15:03:31] <davidstone> It's about Diamond / Pearl [15:03:31] <am> Many surprises, a few violent deaths, and wonderful... [15:03:31] <am> Read the full review  [15:03:36] <am> sounds like an insane battle... [15:03:51] <husk> it's about the heracross's life [15:03:55] <husk> so lots of battles [15:03:57] <husk> personal and pokemon [15:03:59] <LonelyNess> ol [15:03:59] <husk> like i said [15:04:04] <LonelyNess> now I fucking have to read it [15:04:09] <LonelyNess> *lol [15:04:11] <Theorymon> so do I [15:04:11] <aldaron> DAVID STONE is a cover name for a man born into a military family with a history ofcombat service going backtoWaterloo.STONE, a military officer himself, has worked with federal intelligence agencies and state-level law enforcement units in North America, Central America, and South East Asia. Retired now, STONE lives in an undisclosed location with his wife, photographer and researcher Catherine Stone. [15:04:23] <goofball> lol [15:04:23] <husk> catherine stone is a hottie [15:04:24] <am> that's our obi! [15:04:26] <husk> I'm not going to lie [15:04:29] <DougJustDoug> Those David Stone book titles are hilarious. [15:04:35] <husk> I'd fill that up any day [15:04:36] <LonelyNess> oh [15:04:37] <LonelyNess> goddamnit [15:04:39] <LonelyNess> >_> [15:04:39] <DougJustDoug> So serious-sounding [15:04:42] <LonelyNess> fuck you trolling me [15:04:42] <Theorymon> Strong obi [15:04:44] <LonelyNess> fuck you all [15:04:45] <Loki> obi is a true renaissance man [15:04:47] <davidstone> The Venetian Judgment is Heracross vs. Arceus [15:04:49] <goofball> hahaha [15:04:50] <husk> hahahahahahaha [15:04:54] <Loki> author, politician, pokemon aficianado [15:04:59] <Loki> dont doubt it ln [15:05:09] <Theorymon> and miltary man! [15:05:10] <aldaron> sorry th enow i fucking have to read it made me pity you too much [15:05:21] <LonelyNess> >_> [15:05:21] <husk> fuckin aldy [15:05:27] <LonelyNess> I would have fucking gone out [15:05:30] <LonelyNess> and bought the goddamn book [15:05:30] <davidstone> You don't think I'm a military man? [15:05:37] <DougJustDoug> "The Orpheus Deception", "The Venetian Judgement"... [15:05:37] <LonelyNess> and I'd have sat at home to read it [15:05:38] <DougJustDoug> "The Johto Ejaculation" [15:05:42] <husk> lol [15:05:46] <LonelyNess> and been like "wtf is this shit" [15:05:50] <LonelyNess> "I don't see the metaphor" [15:05:56] <Loki> it's an allegory.. Submitted by david stone on Feb 03, 2010 02:11PM [19:45] <&DoomMullet> <+CaptKirby> cookie, I have had plenty of girls hugging my dick <--- sorry, but I giggled
[19:46] <+cookie> lol [19:46] <+cookie> do you mean hugging your dick as in they'd hug your dick but then refuse to suck it because they think it's cute or it's just not sucking material [19:46] <+m0nkfish> ahahah [19:47] <&DoomMullet> "awwwww, it looks like a baby Jesus" [19:47] <&DoomMullet> hahahaha [19:47] <+m0nkfish> "im sorry cks penis i only think of you as a friend" [19:47] <+CaptKirby> I meant hugging it with their god damn vagina jesus [19:47] <&DoomMullet> hmmmm, be more specific [19:47] <+CaptKirby> come on I made a good retort for once, why you guys have to be like that [19:47] <&DoomMullet> and who has a vagina jesus? [19:47] <&DoomMullet> how does he breathe? [19:47] * +cookie looks around [19:47] <+m0nkfish> GOD DAMN VAGINA JESUS [19:47] <+cookie> nope, no vaginers here [19:48] <@Teifu> phew! [19:48] <+cookie> rofl [19:48] <MrE> vagina engineers? [19:48] <Rodan> warts [19:48] <&Jumpman16> np: depeche mode - vagina jesus Submitted by Jumpman16 on Feb 02, 2010 04:53PM [19:50] <+m0nkfish> when i was a kid i wanted to be a spy and i made a folder on my familys computer for top secret documents
[19:50] <+m0nkfish> i called it "xxx" because i thought that meant top secret [19:50] <+cookie> ....lol [19:50] <+m0nkfish> i got banned from the computer Submitted by Jumpman16 on Feb 02, 2010 04:51PM [5:13pm] Clarine: I LOVE POKÉMON CONTEST
[5:14pm] DougJustDoug: I can't bring myself to do the contests. I get my kids to do it for me, so I can get enough ribbons for the few ingame places that require x number of ribbons. [5:15pm] ete: heh [5:15pm] goofball: lol djd [5:15pm] ete: Doug pays his kids to play Pokemon [5:15pm] ete: several parts of it apparently [5:15pm] goofball: DJD will never surpass May! [5:15pm] DougJustDoug: Hell yes I do. I paid my kids 20 bucks to store 1000 pokemon in Pokemon Ranch so I could get a legal Mew. Submitted by RBG on Jan 29, 2010 03:45PM * &CaptKirby (~gangrenou@and.then.there.was.silence) is now known as &Swoop
<@cookie> <shade> CaptKirby get a name change <@cookie> * Joel_dinner is now known as Joel <&shade> and see how long it takes people to notice <&Swoop> good enough?! <@cookie> ask and ye shall receive * &Swoop (~gangrenou@and.then.there.was.silence) is now known as &CBee <&CBee> no fuck ahhhh * &CBee (~gangrenou@and.then.there.was.silence) is now known as &CaptKirby <&shade> Cbee <&shade> lol <shipwreck> ceebz <&CaptKirby> I meant CBee to be shortening Capt and the bee of kirby <&CaptKirby> but instead it came out combee <&CaptKirby> ahhhhhhhh <&shade> hahaah <shipwreck> bzzzz <&CaptKirby> (damn you toothache) Submitted by Toothache on Jan 21, 2010 03:11PM [12:43:33] <~Earthworm> 8uiu8uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu8u
[12:44:20] <~Earthworm> ``-`--- [12:44:22] <~Earthworm> ok [12:44:22] <~Earthworm> i give up [12:44:35] <~Earthworm> i can't get the white stuff out [12:44:39] <@Accent> ... [12:44:41] <&Gmax> lol... [12:44:45] <&azurill> lol Submitted by monkfish on Jan 18, 2010 04:46AM <+husk> well I meant to date CK
<+husk> as a girlfriend <kakky> just you're being narrow-minded <+Toothache> I like how this reads <+CaptKirby> so do I Submitted by Toothache on Jan 13, 2010 07:42AM [21:46] <~christopher> I'm making a topic on codename metachu board
[21:47] <&Jumpman16> chuuuu? [21:47] <~christopher> about the site/forum integration and issues [21:47] <~christopher> i would like everyones opinions when im done in a few min [21:47] <&Jumpman16> can we rename some important part of smogon to metachu please [21:47] <~christopher> sure. how about your username? [21:47] <&Jumpman16> (wait for it) [21:47] <+mingot> he said important. [21:47] <&Jumpman16> (blam) Submitted by Jumpman16 on Jan 11, 2010 06:50PM [15:46:35] <~Shiida> shade did your father offer to take you to a whorehouse
[15:46:41] <@shade> nah hes dyslexic [15:46:46] <@shade> so he took me to a warehouse Submitted by Mekkah on Jan 11, 2010 06:47AM [20:27] <Scofield> btw guys, i never got a chance to tell you about the time i met a girl named shucca
[20:27] <Scofield> it took all my willpower to keep the laughter inside [20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> hehe [20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> i would have started making ground move puns [20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> and then when she doesn't get them you go [20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> "oh that wasn't as effective as i thought it'd be" Submitted by LORD_NIGHTMARE on Jan 11, 2010 01:32AM [20:53:10] <+locopoke> btw sprinkles has me on ignore so he is unaware of what i am saying
[20:53:14] <+locopoke> all he sees is like [20:53:17] <+locopoke> "rofl loco" [20:53:19] <+locopoke> "lol wtf" [20:53:43] <+tito> rofl loco [20:53:44] <+tito> hahaha [20:53:51] <+tito> you so funny [20:53:59] <+tito> is that true about sprinkles? [20:54:02] <~zerowing> haha loco [20:54:05] <+sprinkles> ? [20:54:08] <+sprinkles> im ignoring loco [20:54:08] <+locopoke> haha see [20:54:09] <+locopoke> rofl [20:54:12] <~zerowing> rofl [20:54:17] <+tito> does he really live in a cage? [20:54:21] <~zerowing> loco stop [20:54:22] <+sprinkles> no... [20:54:23] <+tito> and can't go outside [20:54:24] <~zerowing> this is dp-talk [20:54:26] <+sprinkles> shutup [20:54:27] * +sprinkles (~chatzilla@synIRC-CF10BFDA.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has left #dp-smogon Submitted by locopoke on Jan 07, 2010 06:02PM [18:25] <+Deck> And you don't need to be a condescending dick btw.
[18:25] <+Deck> I know its hard, but do try. Submitted by monkfish on Jan 07, 2010 03:31PM [2:57pm] Colonel_M: Ohkay, who has expertise with Windows Movie Maker or Youtube?
[2:58pm] whistle: i watch selena gomez music videos on youtube Submitted by RBG on Jan 07, 2010 11:59AM <&Mekkah> this is probably the most homosexual script i ever invented
<+Deck> Is there anything particularly wrong with a homosexual script, though? <&Mekkah> yeah, you can't activate it without deck knight commenting. <+Deck> That is the homosexual agenda, not a specific script. Both are (or can be) written documents <+SevenDeadlySins> at some point you stop being funny <+SevenDeadlySins> and just start being a sad reminder that somewhere around 25% of this country is both functionally retarded and armed to the teeth Submitted by Synre on Jan 06, 2010 03:22PM <&zerowing> nice ass feed
<&Teifu> i love ass feeds Submitted by Carl on Jan 06, 2010 10:43AM [03:43:35] <Phiddlesticks> how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? [03:43:40] <Phiddlesticks> not many, if youre GAY [03:44:09] <Broolucks> licks? I thought you had to bite into these [03:44:19] < Teifu> no!!!!!!!! then you'll never know how many licks it takes [03:44:20] <Phiddlesticks> yeah i didnt ever lick them either [03:44:22] < Teifu> god dammit mr owl [03:44:31] <Broolucks> I'd make a bad gay man [03:44:42] < Teifu> you'd... rip them off [03:44:58] <Broolucks> well I'd charge less than a rabbi Submitted by Synre on Jan 03, 2010 12:48AM [3:34pm] DCJ: rbg that girly in your avatar is cute
[3:34pm] DP-Bidoof: yes, very [3:34pm] DP-Bidoof: i'd use a cuter girly [3:34pm] DP-Bidoof: but a can't bring myself to put a bidoof face on taylor swift [3:34pm] drcossack: lol [3:34pm] drcossack: understandable [3:35pm] DP-Bidoof: plus she's my desktop background [3:35pm] drcossack: ooh [3:35pm] DP-Bidoof: so she'll be staring at me making me feel guilty Submitted by RBG on Jan 02, 2010 01:35PM josaeres: sorry bye my team is not made to battle faggotdaries Submitted by Layell on Dec 31, 2009 07:15PM [17:36:15] <+cookie> i'd've said we all meet at south ken but king's cross is easier for me that day
[17:36:52] <&DoomMullet> are you meeting Dumbledore there also [17:37:01] <+cookie> does toothache count [17:37:06] <+cookie> he's gay, long hair etc Submitted by Mekkah on Dec 29, 2009 08:38AM KingdomheartsXIII: Its so hard to ev train in shoddy Submitted by Staraptor Call on Dec 23, 2009 05:33PM <+Fishy> you're tearing out sheets from a bible to roll joints?
<+fm|away> yep <+fm|away> it's the best substitute for rolling papers <+fm|away> don't worry i always read the verse out of respect before i smoke it Submitted by moot on Dec 17, 2009 09:41PM <RB-Golbat> "A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB"
<atlas> thats hot <Huy> atlas wants to download that Submitted by cookie on Dec 17, 2009 09:53AM [00:34:43] <+CaptKirby> I have abnormally large nipples for a guy
[00:34:49] <+CaptKirby> which I should not have pointed out Submitted by monkfish on Dec 16, 2009 04:35PM <Gen_Empoleon> thanks for satisfying my curiosity
<mingot> :) <BlueKirby> thanks for satisfying mine also * BlueKirby 's eyebrows raise suspiciously. Submitted by Matthew on Dec 15, 2009 07:16AM |
