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<+Colonel_M> Sometimes I wonder about Theorymon's GPA
<%JabbaTheGriffin> 0.00
<%JabbaTheGriffin> unless the 5 courses he's taking are
<%JabbaTheGriffin> ubers
<%JabbaTheGriffin> survey of wobbuffet
<%JabbaTheGriffin> how to utilize ous in ubers
<%JabbaTheGriffin> how to write so much more than is needed
<%JabbaTheGriffin> and survey of wobbuffet
<%JabbaTheGriffin> yes he's taking that class twice
<+Colonel_M> Rofl

<Hazerider> [00:59:39] <pookar> anyway more severe autistic cases, they are the kids you see banging their heads, yelling
<Hazerider> avenged sevenfold fans?

[01:41am] Cathy: i'm looking at this update script
[01:41am] Cathy: and this is literally the stupidest logic i've ever seen
[01:41am] Cathy: brace yourself for this if statement
[01:41am] Cathy: if (strlen('f41afa219f69b0f295b9384c9736fc43') == 32)
[01:41am] Cathy: {
[01:41am] Cathy: in case anybody needs this explained... the length of that string is a constant.

[01:07:05] <~cookie> when allah said you'll have 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise he forgot to mention that the afterlife is a wow server

[21:08:52] <+DCJ> :o
[21:09:01] <@aldaron> open wider dcj
[21:09:08] <@aldaron> you know that won't be enough...
[21:09:12] <+DCJ> :x
[21:09:21] <@aldaron> you...dare...
[21:09:31] <+DCJ> ;~;

<McGraw> so today i almost helped an amputee with her shopping up some stairs
<McGraw> she had a stump for an arm at the elbow
<+aldaron> lol
<McGraw> but i didn't
<+aldaron> why didnt you actually help her
<McGraw> because i was about to say "do you want a hand?"
<+aldaron> haha
<+Milkis> ouch
<CN> lol
<Gmax> lol
<McGraw> i stopped myself before i said it

[20:28:27] <Laundry> why can't i change my name to [420]The_Chronic_[BAKED] here
[20:28:54] <+atlas> we dont let retards in

[01:40:38] <cookie> fearow/hypno/missy/golem/meganium/golduck
[01:40:42] <cookie> yeah i 6-0'd ck's team
[01:40:47] <m0nkfish> haha nice
[01:40:54] <CaptKirby> you only 6-0ed me with all your shit at like 20%
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> stop pretending you asshole
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> >:(
[01:41:03] <m0nkfish> thats still a 6-0!
[01:41:04] <cookie> yeah it was still a 6-0
[01:41:09] <CaptKirby> yeah but come on
[01:41:10] <ghost> 6-0 is 6-0
[01:41:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 where you have one pokemon at like 20% is one thing
[01:41:20] <CaptKirby> but I damaged EVERY single thing on your team substantially
[01:41:22] <cookie> so
[01:41:31] <CaptKirby> I just lost out to your switching and the like trying to set up my sweepers
[01:41:31] <cookie> did you get to 100% with any of them?
[01:41:36] <CaptKirby> lol
[01:41:41] <CaptKirby> you are acting like the 6-0 is impressive
[01:41:45] <CaptKirby> your 6-0 over me was basically a 2-0 at best
[01:41:46] <CaptKirby> is my point
[01:41:48] <cookie> rofl
[01:41:57] <m0nkfish> hahaha ck how can you deny that a 6-0 is a 6-0
[01:41:58] <CaptKirby> all that matters is who won and lost
[01:41:58] <m0nkfish> i dont get it
[01:42:00] <ghost> except it was 6
[01:42:03] <CaptKirby> how do you not get it
[01:42:12] <ghost> you didn't kill anything
[01:42:14] <ghost> regardless
[01:42:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 matters when you like destroyed a team with a Dragon Dance Gyarados and it was embarrassing
[01:42:15] <m0nkfish> because youre ignoring the basic facts that he had 6 surviving pokemon and you had none
[01:42:19] <CaptKirby> not when everything was damaged like fuck anyway
[01:42:29] <cookie> stop trying to create an 'equivalent' score for my win margin
[01:42:33] <ghost> lol
[01:42:36] <m0nkfish> thats even worse because you managed to not KO a single thing even though you had no massive weakness
[01:42:41] <ghost> haha


[01:43:36] <CaptKirby> anyway cookie obviously you well outplayed me
[01:43:45] <CaptKirby> but your bragging about 6-0 makes it sound like you DESTROYED me
[01:43:46] <CaptKirby> which is not what happened
[01:43:55] <cookie> i DID destroy you
[01:44:02] <CaptKirby> not even close
[01:44:03] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:04] <m0nkfish> 6-0
[01:44:05] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:09] <CaptKirby> the only person who has destroyed me at uu is husk
[01:44:15] <ghost> 6-0 is destroyed alwats
[01:44:18] <ghost> oooh
[01:44:27] <CaptKirby> it is not you fuckass
[01:44:32] <ghost> yes it
[01:44:33] <ghost> is
[01:44:43] <ghost> 6-0 means you didn't even get close to beating him
[01:44:50] <ghost> you couldn't take out even 1 pokemon
[01:44:52] <CaptKirby> when they are all stuck down around 20% range then yes
[01:44:54] <CaptKirby> it means I did get close
[01:45:00] <cookie> close is nothing
[01:45:02] <ghost> you got close to killing 1
[01:45:04] <ghost> 6 times
[01:45:10] <ghost> good job
[01:46:22] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not embarrassed about losing with my underused team at all
[01:46:28] <CaptKirby> it is all rby and all physical and mostly sweepers


[01:46:28] <AncienRegime> and i basically used rest on all my mons
[01:46:33] <AncienRegime> so all of them were at 100% health
[01:46:48] <AncienRegime> and i screenshot it
[01:46:50] <cookie> did your opponent still complain that it wasn't a 6-0
[01:47:02] <ghost> it probably wasn't cookie
[01:47:10] <ghost> he almost killed 1 mon
[01:47:17] <ghost> that makes it a 2-0 at best
[01:47:31] <CaptKirby> I almost killed six pokemon, which makes it a 2-0 at best

[01:48:48] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not claiming cookie did not 6-0 me
[01:48:54] <CaptKirby> I am claiming it it not an embarrassment

[01:52:20] <m0nkfish> so ck yes or no: did cookie 6-0 you
[01:52:24] <m0nkfish> simple one word answer
[01:52:25] <m0nkfish> yes or no
[01:52:31] <CaptKirby> yes, he 6-0ed me, and it was as meanginful as a typical 2-0

<CaptKirby> St. Anger was like Hazerider trying to make Metallica music

Colbat: Doug can you kickme
Colbat: Im to lazy to log off
K-diddys Lucario: lol wut
DougJustDoug: Wanna be lazy for a day or two?
K-diddys Lucario: O_o
Colbat has left Smogon University.
DougJustDoug: Good choice.

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[02:34:27] <cyzir_visheen> hi ew
[02:34:30] <cyzir_visheen> and jumpluff
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[8:39pm] TAY: RB Golbat why don't you go get a girlfriend
[8:39pm] TAY: I don't imagine it would be that difficult for you
[8:39pm] RB-Golbat: why would you tihink that?
[8:40pm] TAY: RB: because you're a smart and pretty good lookin dude
[8:40pm] TAY: and ladies love the dark-skinned man
[8:41pm] TAY: plus come on mod of THREE subforums tough to beat that
[8:41pm] TAY: only two others can claim that one
[8:41pm] RB-Golbat: cmon
[8:41pm] chrisisme: rb you have awesome hair
[8:41pm] RB-Golbat: its only really 2
[8:41pm] chrisisme: also the wiki admin thing is awesome
[8:42pm] TAY: yeah if you meet a cute girl you can make a wiki page about her and not let people take it down lol
[8:42pm] TAY: though that could come off as creepy

* Dracoyoshi8 is now known as DracoPMS2
* DracoPMS2 is now known as DracoPMD2
<DracoPMD2> nobody saw that

<+Eo> <reachzero>Loneliness is the #1 reason for cheating
<+Eo> I read that as LonelyNess

[9:49pm] Gen_Empoleon: the nudity ruined it imo
[9:49pm] RB-Golbat: hey tangerine, i tagged you in a note on facebook
[9:50pm] moi: wow when i read is i read is as combined between gen emp's previous line and rb's
[9:50pm] moi: "hey tangerine i tagged you in a nude photo"

[08:17] <Theorymon> guys I had the weirdest dream
[08:18] <Theorymon> it was a war between Pokémon and Robpon. the Pokémon won because Wobbuffet countered a Nuke

[03:02] <porygon3> who wants to be my teammate
[03:02] <MEGATRON> me
[03:02] <Gmax> me
[03:02] <MEGATRON> lets be russian mafia
[03:02] <porygon3> ok
[03:02] <MEGATRON> gmax can be our silencer
[03:03] <Gmax> yea
[03:03] <Pidge> uhm thats not how you play guys!
[03:03] <MEGATRON> im pretty sure thats how it works
[03:03] <Pidge> o
[03:03] <Gmax> k, so we have ascertained today that
[03:03] <Gmax> pidgeis an idiot
[03:03] <Pidge> dang ive been doing it wrong the whole time
[03:03] -mafia- [MEGATRON] you are: russian mafia. Kill a person during the night. Your partner(s) is/are: porygon3
[03:03] -mafia- You also have a silencer working with your team, he is: gmax

[20:19:48] <@Kumar> the real question is, husk how stinky are you feet?
[20:19:48] <@husk> I'm indian!!

gigaEmpoleon: If a mod told me to jump off a cliff I'd do it

[01:27:32] <Tangerine> if you get 8 badges
[01:27:37] <Tangerine> you can challenge for admins

[02:36:18] <Kumar> did pollution even exist in gandhi's time?
[02:36:49] <Hipmonlee> why do you think he was so brown

<Gouki> i pulled out
<Jimbo> oh
<Jimbo> damn you ;_;
<Jimbo> I guess I will too

<SgtWoodsy> There is one problem with Pulp Fiction.
<SgtWoodsy> For me, anyway.
<SgtWoodsy> Why didn't Bruce Willis just go with the chainsaw instead of the katana?
<moot> error no problem with pulp fiction
<moot> because katanas are fucking cool, sarge
<moot> more reach
<Fishy> Ummm, SgtWoodsy.
<moot> it's like asking
<Fishy> It's Tarantino.
<Fishy> He looooves his katanas.
<moot> 'why use the shovel when i can use the broken bottle'
<SgtWoodsy> Yeah, I know.
<moot> see what i mean
<Fishy> "why use the gun when I can use the heavy puppy"

[01:30:54] <StrangerDanger> would you like to see my new girlfriend
[01:31:09] <evan> that was quick
[01:31:10] <evan> sure



[01:34:38] <StrangerDanger> wait wait wait lol
[01:34:39] <StrangerDanger> wait
[01:34:47] <StrangerDanger> i gave you a picture of my sister
[01:34:48] <StrangerDanger> wait
[01:34:53] <StrangerDanger> wow wrong c/p

<@thunda> un
<@thunda> deux
<@thunda> twais
<@thunda> quatré
<@thunda> cinq
<@thunda> six
<@thunda> serf
<@thunda> nept
<@thunda> wheit
<@thunda> nerf
<@thunda> dix
<%Jackal> ahahahahaha