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[12:17am] ibojangles: i have learned something unacceptable
[12:17am] zeb: oh?
[12:17am] Solace: what have you learned
[12:17am] ibojangles: my neighbor has NEVER HEARD OF THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
[12:17am] v: blacks can vote?>
[12:17am] v: o

18:07 <Dracoyoshi8> alright tennisace
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> are you ready to face my
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> ULTIMATE SRS TEAM
18:08 <tennisace> no
18:08 <tennisace> im studying chem
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> oh
18:08 <yellow> tennisace
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> but
18:08 <yellow> johning
18:08 <yellow> SUPER SRS
18:08 <yellow> SRS SRS SRS team
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> all my mons are named after elements
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> we have uh
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> Boron
18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> and
18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> Cobalt
18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> and
18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> Wisconsin
18:09 <yellow> wisconsin
18:09 <tennisace> wisconsin isnt an element
18:09 <yellow> nice element
18:09 <tennisace> what the fuck
18:09 <yellow> lol yoshi
18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> it isn't?
18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> explains why I failed my chem final

[23:52] <@august> i met a pokemon online moderator at a jewish frat party my first weekend here
[23:52] <@DTC> who was he
[23:52] <@august> idk he's big into VGC
[23:52] <@august> i was introduced by another smogoner though
[23:52] <@DTC> o you don't remember his username
[23:52] <@august> who was on my wcop team
[23:53] <&aldaron> po moderator is that like, nfl europe mvp
[23:53] <@august> lol
[23:53] <&Jumpman16> lol
[23:53] <%mw> lol

<MrUncompetitive> lol
<MrUncompetitive> This guy had a Kyogre
<MrUncompetitive> And he sent sends in his Deoxys-A on my Scarf Kyogre using Surf
<MrUncompetitive> It dies
<MrUncompetitive> Mewtwo
<MrUncompetitive> It dies
<MrUncompetitive> Darkrai
<MrUncompetitive> It dies
<MrUncompetitive> Garchomp
<MrUncompetitive> It dies
<MrUncompetitive> FINALLY he sends out Kyogre as his last mon
<MrUncompetitive> And guess what
<Gengan> It died?
<MrUncompetitive> He uses Ice Beam

16:09 DougJustDoug <&Birkal> the hideous acronyms he invented for concept assessment
16:09 DougJustDoug BMB, if you do anything like that, I will kill you.
16:10 bugmaniacbob aww
16:10 DougJustDoug I won't kill you. I will edit every post you make in the future to be a single sentence. Which I know is a fate worse than death for you.
16:10 bugmaniacbob NO
16:10 bugmaniacbob DO NOT DO THAT

[09:09] <&Jellicent> man, i just had the weirdest fuckin dream
[09:09] <&Jellicent> i was on some weird alien planet
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and, like, we met an alien
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and i had to kill it for some reason
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and it just stood there calmly as i beat it in the head with a bat
[09:09] <&Jellicent> until it died
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and then that night, another alien got off in the dead alien's mouth
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and when we woke up, we put the corpse in a trash bag
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and the guy in charge was like "a dead alien with jizz in it's mouth... boys, we could make some money off of this"
[09:10] <&Jellicent> and we just started collecting alien corpses, which would then get mouth fucked by other aliens
[09:10] <&Jellicent> and, i didn't understand it and now i'm awake

23:04 pook nah i jerked floppy bigtime
23:04 pook he got clowned

[23:44] <Zephyr> yeah I hear you
[23:44] <Zephyr> the same old fat nerds 'monning
[23:44] <Zephyr> so glad when I quit
[23:44] <LizardMan> ya
[23:44] <LizardMan> The game is bs
[23:44] <Zephyr> I got a hot slutty date tomorrow night
[23:45] <LizardMan> thats good
[23:45] <Zephyr> bet you never got that with pokes

[20:27:11] <@Hugendugen> awesome, I've been low on beauty lately

[3:58pm] BlueEon: Birthday and win
[3:58pm] BlueEon: yeah
[3:58pm] Arcticblast: Happy birthday
[3:58pm] Sayonara: grats
[3:58pm] HSA left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[3:58pm] locopoke: congrats
[3:58pm] locopoke: you won a practice tour
[3:58pm] locopoke: enjoy your zero points

@Birkal: so I went to a hypnotist tonight
@Birkal: and he made a bunch of guys believe they were pregnant
@Birkal: and one of them thought he was giving birth to Pikachu
@Birkal: he was like "THE THUNDER HURTS MY LEGS"

00:02 Jellicent there was a cop in the parking lot
00:02 Jellicent and a guy with a chainsaw, but i've grown used to him now
00:03 locopoke yeah so..
00:03 locopoke as soon as you kick her and drive away
00:03 locopoke the chainsaw guy will come at her
00:03 locopoke and the cop will arrest him
00:03 locopoke nobody will care about you
00:03 Jellicent nah, he's there all the time
00:03 butt nah, he's there all the butt
00:04 Jellicent he drives around in circles, then walks around with a chainsaw
00:04 Jellicent then drives off
00:06 verbatim you either live in the best or the worst neighborhood
00:06 verbatim of all time
00:06 Jellicent south philly is kinda... both?
00:06 verbatim come to think about it, i've probably scared a good number of people w/ my martial arts
00:06 verbatim people drive by
00:06 verbatim and i'm doing a form with a metal blade
00:06 verbatim in the front yard
00:07 verbatim the chainsaw guy
00:07 verbatim probably has something logical driving his actions
00:07 verbatim "hopefully"
00:08 Jellicent i've never seen him harm somebody
00:08 Jellicent at first i thought he was a threat
00:08 Jellicent but, now, he's kinda similar to banjo bob in my eyes
00:08 Jellicent he's just a guy that chills there
00:08 Jellicent but, instead of the banjo, it's a chainsaw
00:08 Jellicent or is it banjo bill?
00:09 Jellicent either way, he's charming
00:09 verbatim i'm not quite sure how to respond to that
00:11 Jellicent it's kinda an up and down kind of neighborhood
00:11 verbatim is he a lumberjack?
00:11 Jellicent but, once you get used to it, it's sweet, in a way
00:11 Jellicent i don't think so
00:11 Jellicent there's not really anything wooden in that parking lot...
00:11 butt there's butt really anything wooden in that parking lot...
00:11 verbatim so he just hangs around in a parking lot every day
00:12 verbatim with a chainsaw
00:12 Jellicent just at night
00:12 Jellicent and on occasion
00:12 Jellicent i'm sure he has other places to be as well
00:13 Jellicent the first time i saw him, i raised my 3-liter defensively and backed away
00:13 Jellicent but, now it's at the point where i just give him a nod
00:13 Jellicent like, you do you, boo

<@shadeaway> having a live child inside my vagina would be exciting

[04:32:04] <&Jirachi> omg i'm so happy
[04:32:07] <&Jirachi> that i live in a wrold
[04:32:11] <&Jirachi> where cupcakes and muffins can coexhist
[04:32:13] <&Jirachi> coexist
[04:32:14] <&Jirachi> ;_;
[04:32:31] <KAITOUKID> muffin luther king's dream
[04:32:32] <KAITOUKID> ;-;

Drac0venom: don't mean to be a minimod or anything, but wasn't cabals banned because of COPPA yesterday?
Corn: lol
Corn: people still getting banned because of COPPA?!
pickyaxe: coppa?
Drac0venom: yes
ProDuncan: anyone wana battle nu
Drac0venom: it's a law
SynysterCola: coppa?
Corn: It's not a law where I live
(TEG) Tleon: anyone wanna battle random unrated
Drac0venom: well PS enforces it
Corn: Child Online Privacy and Protection Act, or something
Drac0venom: yeah
pickyaxe: basically about being underage?
Drac0venom: yes
pickyaxe: hahaha
Drac0venom: you have to be 13 or older
pickyaxe: "YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO PLAY POKEMON!"

[03:51] <minwu> why don't azns play counterstrike
[03:51] <minwu> or do they
[03:51] <&Thorns> they do
[03:51] <&Thorns> they suck at it
[03:51] <&Thorns> because there is heavy gun control in asia
[03:51] <&Thorns> they dont have irl experience
[03:51] <&Thorns> the european teams are the best
[03:51] <&Thorns> because they practise offline
[03:51] <&Thorns> in school shootings
[03:51] <&Thorns> gaming organisations like fnatic
[03:51] <%Crux> ahahahah
[03:51] <&Thorns> go to juvenile centres
[03:51] <&Thorns> and recruit school shooters
[03:51] <&Thorns> for cs 1.6

<+reyscarface> The approval of an account registration usually takes between six months to two years.
<+reyscarface> what the hell
<+Firestorm> account registration is done manually rey
<+Firestorm> I think it has been usually pretty good lately since evilore started doing gaf as his fulltime job
<+cookie> evilore does gaf for a living?
<+Firestorm> yeah
<+cookie> maybe that's why i'm so poor
<+cookie> i dgaf

Shii: <Vincent> LN removes his condom before he comes because he's afraid he might spoil it
Shii: before he comes where?
Shii: o.o
Venom: lol!
Vincent: shii you are so cute
Shii: I don't get it
Shii: :[
LonelyNess: *cum
LonelyNess: there you go shii
Shiv: um
Shiv: did you really not get it
Shiv: lol
minwu: lol
Shii: so uh, misspelling it tells me nothing
Shiv: how old are you anyway?
Vincent: shut up shiv
Shii: I'm 21
Vincent: 'coming' is synonymous with having an orgasm, shii
Shii: oh
Shii: gross

<alex> [00:33:21] <Venom> shes 27
<alex> [00:33:27] <Venom> im not even 20
<alex> give up
<alex> you have no chance unless you are about ten times too baller to be asking an irc chat for advice

[19:19:12] <@Fatecrashers> !frizy
[19:19:12] <&Stallion> <Frizy> I wonder how my dick tastes
[19:19:29] <@Fatecrashers> frizy couldnt you just lick your own hand

<&Nastyjungle> when you are on your period
<Birkal> you can't play with a dick all day long
<Birkal> sorry to break it to you ;O
<&Nastyjungle> it will feel like somebody is ripping your nipples off
<&tennisace> ^^^
<&tennisace> what if i like it rough

<&Nastyjungle> tennis
<&Nastyjungle> you cant play with your boobs
<&tennisace> wa
<&Nastyjungle> all day long
<&Nastyjungle> because
<&tennisace> yes i can

[06:56] <Dr_Axis> So, Germany outlawed Circumcision a few days ago.
[06:57] <Dr_Axis> Not sure if they were being humane, or just trying to get rid of the Jews again.
[06:57] <Dr_Axis> I'm going to hell.

umbreon_dan: how is new zealand divided?
umbreon_dan: small island and slightly smaller island?
umbreon_dan: i could remember that
Fatecrashers: there are regions
Fatecrashers: sort of
Fatecrashers: they mostly apply to rugby tournaments

<shade> id shag angelina jolie if she had a dick on her neck
<shade> no homo
<shade> i can accept kinda homo
<shade> if you do it for a laugh its not gay