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Stellar: i got a japanese dude and he dc'd right after we sent leads out Stellar: -_- *** Stellar quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) Fatecrashers: the japanese see suicide as an honorable thing Fatecrashers: similarly, they see DCs as an honorable way to end a game Submitted by Layell on Jun 06, 2012 07:33PM [01:17:08] <+RODAN> nj if you could fuck one fictional mollusk [01:17:22] <&Nastyjungle> omastar Submitted by Swaggersaurus on May 28, 2012 05:36PM 21:12 Darkaxis I just realized zombies look a lot like zombies.. 21:12 Darkaxis Not the way they look, but they act Submitted by Tobes on May 26, 2012 06:21PM [16:04] <Mekkah> i think lightning has been the type fucked with the most in anime [16:04] <Mekkah> bellsprout: immune to lightning cos his roots [16:04] <Mekkah> magmar: immune to lightning cause his air shield shit [16:04] <Mekkah> marowak: dies [16:04] <Mekkah> geodude: dies [16:04] <Mekkah> onix: dies Submitted by Blue_Star on May 20, 2012 12:06PM [12:58] <Bartman101> I got no piercings/tattoos/don't smoke/son't do drugs/don't drink [12:58] <%am> that makes you a faggot [12:58] <%am> not normal Submitted by Faint on May 08, 2012 10:00AM <Johann> one time <Johann> i had to read this book for school but no place had it <Johann> so i had to download it into pdf file <Johann> over 400 pages <Johann> ugh <Flounder> oh dear <Flounder> i certainly could not sit down and scroll through a pdf file or anything <Johann> i was like <Johann> "fuck you chapter 11" <Johann> any chapter over 40 pages was not going to be read <Johann> when i had to hand in my notes for the book <Johann> some chapters just said "nope" <Flounder> haha Submitted by Fatecrashers on May 05, 2012 08:02PM <&shade> i actually rate kpop above linkin park <&shade> at least you can wank to some kpop Submitted by Rodan on May 05, 2012 05:32AM 21:05:24: <Hazey> OD hes getting back at me 21:05:27: <Hazey> he failed at the gas station 21:05:32: <OmegaDonut> I just noticed this since I don't get pinged anymore for some reason 21:05:36: <Hazey> just asked me questions about firewalls and what i use and what he should use 21:05:54: <Hazey> i told him iuse redundant firewalls 21:05:55: <Nexus> what client are you using 21:06:06: <OmegaDonut> a wall of fire 21:06:11: <OmegaDonut> of burning gasoline from a leaky hose Submitted by TheMantyke on Apr 27, 2012 02:10PM [16:34:49] <+shade> what is a metrosexual [16:34:56] <+shade> someone who shags trains? Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 21, 2012 08:35AM MPAndy: im too good at this game MPAndy: ........ MPAndy: please MPAndy: im a master ya know MPAndy: i practice with everyone thats good MPAndy: cheese MPAndy: pk MPAndy: leothegatr MPAndy: chimpact MPAndy: itzgator MPAndy: therotomfactor MPAndy: humanshoe69 MPAndy: well leothegatr i just watch MPAndy: are any of you guys on page 1 MPAndy: on the ladder... Submitted by Fabbles on Apr 20, 2012 09:09PM [13:38] <Desolate> everyone's nick name change amount is going to be reset [13:38] <Desolate> since mingot cleared them, lol [13:39] <TheMantyke> FORMALLY KNOWN AS HORNY FORMALLY KNOWN AS PWNSTAR [13:39] <gec> formally known as MANTYKE I CAN INFRACT AND BAN YOU Submitted by Nickscor on Apr 20, 2012 01:24PM [17:42:45] <+supermarth64> they're making a new game [17:42:49] <+supermarth64> all the people are mentally handicapped [17:43:03] <Phiddlesticks> "do you want to go to the library or do you want to go into town???" [17:43:22] <Phiddlesticks> A) "durryryrhryrr", B) "huuuurrurrurrrrrr", C) "huaaaaaagaagah" [17:43:34] <Phiddlesticks> mentally handicapped cripple dating sim, go Submitted by Thorns on Apr 20, 2012 12:45AM 20:13 Razza Why is irc so shit 20:13 Razza Nothing ever happens 20:13 Razza ... 20:13 *** Razza quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi) 20:13 Faint alright guys he's gone 20:14 Faint let's get the party started 20:14 Ojama lol Submitted by Tomahawk9 on Apr 19, 2012 11:15AM 10:25 Novaray Are there libraries in aus? 10:25 Poppy is that a real question 10:25 Hugendugen no 10:25 Hugendugen we have book holes 10:25 Hugendugen when you're done with a book 10:25 Hugendugen you throw it in the hole 10:26 Hugendugen if you need a book 10:26 Hugendugen scavenge through the hole Submitted by Birkal on Apr 19, 2012 08:29AM [03:56:30] <@Birkal> hahahahaha [03:56:36] <@Birkal> So I just went down with one of my good buddies [03:56:40] <@Birkal> to visit a third buddy [03:56:46] <@Birkal> and we started knocking on his door [03:56:53] <@Birkal> and then we started scratching on it [03:56:56] <@Birkal> and making cat noises [03:57:07] <@Birkal> but then my second friend started making dog noises [03:57:13] <@Birkal> so we got in an animal noise fight [03:57:19] <+Xaqwais> this is such weird foreplay [03:57:21] <@Birkal> which resulted in us bursting into the room chasing each other [03:57:22] <+Xaqwais> but go on [03:57:34] <@Birkal> but instead of my third friend being there it was his roommate and girlfriend [03:57:40] <@Birkal> completely naked on the bed [03:57:43] <+Xaqwais> oh god [03:57:46] <+Xaqwais> I called it [03:57:48] <@Birkal> while we ran around the room like cats and dogs Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 18, 2012 07:58PM [18:49:59] <&Furai> did you guys [18:50:00] <&Furai> get my pm [18:52:46] <Hugendugen> I certainly did [18:53:00] <Hugendugen> in all my 'faggot'y glory Submitted by Furai on Apr 16, 2012 08:55AM (10:24:16) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: there a ice attk with 100% crit (10:24:23) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: thats op as heell (10:24:29) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: ice attk with 100% crit (10:24:38) rtyk1: it's 40 power lols (10:24:40) Mogyoon: it's only 40 BP though man (10:24:45) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: idgf (10:24:46) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: it crits (10:24:56) CagedWisdom42: With a crit it is less powerful than Ice Bea (10:25:00) CagedWisdom42: *Beam (10:25:00) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: i just did 370 damage yeh (10:25:04) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: its only 40 damage (10:25:07) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: crit adds (10:25:11) [Boring]WhyYouHackin: like 200 (10:25:15) Failure: ... (10:25:21) Failure: Are you high? Submitted by Fish Food on Apr 14, 2012 07:28AM [00:51:21] <+RODAN> az wanna play bots [00:51:56] <+shade> lol is gay RODAN is gay [00:52:12] <+RODAN> shade possessed by a pookar spirit [00:53:37] <+shade> wow [00:53:42] <+shade> jesus christ RODAN there are lines [00:53:44] <+shade> even on the internet [00:53:56] <+RODAN> like parkinsons jokes [00:54:06] <+shade> hmm dunno [00:54:14] <+shade> that ones a bit shaky Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 13, 2012 05:00PM [20:24:40] <+Theorymon> goo goo dolls? what is that some kind of sex doll that shoots semen? Submitted by little gk on Apr 12, 2012 09:40PM Walrein: oh hey my new vhost is working Engineer: fapping@in.the.dark Engineer: ? Engineer: oh Walrein * Quits: Walrein (Walrein@Deep.in.the.heart.of.Texas) (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi) Engineer: close enough Submitted by Layell on Apr 10, 2012 09:20PM <@Johann> i wonder if a dead body can cry through cadaveric spasms Submitted by Vader on Apr 10, 2012 07:12PM <&Earthworm|Away> ugh <&Earthworm|Away> i tried to meow at my cat to show her how annoying it is <&Earthworm|Away> but she just kept meowing Submitted by reyscarface on Apr 07, 2012 01:25AM [20:59] <%Charmander> when I was in the restroom [20:59] <%Charmander> washing my hands [20:59] <%Charmander> my brother ejaculated on my mac and cheese [20:59] <%Charmander> without telling me [20:59] <%Charmander> and I thought it was cheese [20:59] <%Charmander> SO I ATE IT Submitted by little gk on Apr 06, 2012 08:11PM [03:12:13] <~az> “To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals is courtesy, to inferiors is nobility.” -Benjamin Franklin [03:12:47] <~v> "im the best person ever" [03:12:48] <~v> -v [03:12:56] <~az> Leave No Newbie Behind! [03:13:00] <~az> “Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson [03:13:27] <~v> "if you murder everyone behind you youll never have to worry about closing doors" [03:13:28] <~v> -v Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 06, 2012 07:14PM [02:03:10] <&v> my ideal sexual situation is [02:03:13] <&v> having a sword fight [02:03:19] <&v> while having an academic debate [02:03:26] <&v> and winning the sword fight but losing the debate [02:03:33] <&v> and then getting head immediately after Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 06, 2012 06:05PM |
