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[21:08] <Blue_Star> the friday one starts at 21:00 in my timezone [21:08] <Blue_Star> which means i can almost never play it until the end [21:08] <Blue_Star> because of my mother . . . [21:08] <ShakeItUp> lol [21:08] <ShakeItUp> pretend like ur going to sleep [21:08] <ShakeItUp> and then dont. [21:08] <Blue_Star> i've tried it [21:09] <Blue_Star> but it didn't go well [21:09] <ShakeItUp> lol [21:09] <xtra> Same [21:09] <xtra> i took it to the restroom [21:09] <xtra> and she thot i had diareeah [21:09] <xtra> so she gave me pills Submitted by Blue_Star on Apr 06, 2012 05:12PM [13:34:24] <&shade> plasterers are actually dickheads [13:34:29] <&shade> too shit to become proper builders [13:34:31] <&shade> so they plaster [13:34:31] <&lapine> christopher [13:34:32] <&lapine> send him to my house [13:34:36] <&lapine> we have about seven holes in our wall [13:34:39] <&lapine> from my sister [13:34:41] <&lapine> and brother [13:34:42] <&shade> sounds like a porno waiting to happen Submitted by Mekkah on Apr 05, 2012 04:36AM on officer jenny in the anime [21:37:26] <+Birkal> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFgfPAcYWT8 [21:38:26] <+az> she even sounds kind aadumb [21:38:31] <+az> she also sounds kinda fuckable though [21:38:32] <+az> so [21:38:47] <&Synre> also rofl [21:38:48] <+Birkal> it is a cartoon D: [21:38:55] <&Synre> thats exactly the scene i was thinking of with that joke too lol [21:39:07] <&Synre> indigo league episodes so good [21:39:08] <+az> yeah birkal but the voice comes from a real woman [21:39:10] <+az> so it is FINE [21:39:21] <+Birkal> az you can't tell me with a straight face [21:39:29] <+Birkal> that you only listened to that clip [21:39:32] <+Birkal> with your eyes closed [21:39:38] <+az> no i didn't [21:39:41] <+az> but i said she SOUNDS [21:39:42] <+az> GOD [21:39:50] <+Birkal> I am not convinced D: [21:39:57] <&Synre> i can tell you with a straight face id fuck oak based on his voice its totally legit man [21:39:58] <&Synre> well [21:40:03] <&Synre> depending on what definition of straight youre using Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 03, 2012 01:41PM [22:12:40] <%Thorns> not all challenges [22:12:43] <%Thorns> have to be nuzlocke [22:14:57] <@Hugendugen> pft [22:15:06] <@Hugendugen> tomato tomato [22:16:20] <@Fate> that doesnt work if you type it out Submitted by Thorns on Apr 03, 2012 05:19AM <ud> http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/ <az> underwhelming <fateAWAY> directed by michael bay Submitted by cookie on Apr 01, 2012 07:38PM <%little_gk> [19:16:59] <&az> i fuck people <%little_gk> [19:17:00] <&az> right in the dick <%little_gk> this <%little_gk> is not bad <@Birkal> is that <@Birkal> how gay people have sex <@Birkal> o__o Submitted by Vader on Apr 01, 2012 07:20PM [22:33:00] <&tennisace> catblock is the best though [22:34:01] <~az> lol [22:34:45] <+shade> whara catblock [22:35:02] <@Fatecrashers> adblock turns ads into pictures of cats [22:35:05] <+shade> o [22:35:08] <+shade> i thought it was like [22:35:15] <+shade> what you call a catflap that doesnt work Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 01, 2012 02:36PM <&shade> katya today we played a game in mcdonalds <&shade> called laugh at the mcspastics <&shade> i genuinely couldnt order <&shade> i was laughing at the guy at the counter so much Submitted by Rodan on Apr 01, 2012 08:19AM [23:59:57] <&v> ok well [00:00:04] <&v> im gonna call everyone [00:00:10] <&v> someone / anyone should [00:00:11] <&v> install [00:00:12] <&v> http://download.cnet.com/Call-Graph/3000-2078_4-10818630.html [00:00:15] <&v> and record the call [00:00:22] <&v> since 1) not me 2) host cant record [00:00:23] <~az> im lding it [00:00:27] <&v> o ok [00:00:30] <&v> sry [00:00:31] <~az> but im concerned that i might have the same problem [00:00:38] <~az> so let me try the test call again :) [00:00:40] <~az> dont apologise [00:00:43] <~az> also im glad you're hosting [00:00:50] <~az> when i host skype cuts my calls after like an hour or so [00:00:53] <~az> we cant have that [00:00:57] <&v> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM MY OWN PERSON [00:01:09] <&v> im gonna go get my bellybutton pierced [00:01:11] <&v> and [00:01:25] <&v> a tattoo of a mermaid fucking a shark thats eating a monster truck [00:01:28] <&v> made of lasers Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 31, 2012 04:08PM <~az> do you think i could like <~az> make a living <~az> working as a guide <~az> through the valley of death <&v> AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERES NOTHIN LEFT <~az> protexting people?? <~az> also raping <~az> RAPPING** <~az> WOW <~az> FUCK Submitted by Vader on Mar 31, 2012 03:12PM (16:19:49) Explosms: This person I played against on the Serebii forums was a girl (16:19:56) Explosms: No (16:19:59) Explosms: Is* a girl (16:20:05) Explosms: She hasnt had a sex change xD (16:20:10) [test]dpg2172: lol Submitted by dpg2172 on Mar 31, 2012 03:51AM <ItsJellicent> ever wonder if Niger realizes how close their nation's name is to a racial slur? <ItsJellicent> it's like naming a latino place Spik <ItsJellicent> or an asian place China Submitted by Fatecrashers on Mar 30, 2012 01:18AM [01:53] * +v vomits on prem's choes [01:53] <+v> shoes [01:53] <+v> not [01:54] <+v> choes [01:54] <+v> who am i [01:54] <+v> rey (Twenty minutes later.) [02:13] <%reyscarface> <+v> who am i [02:13] <%reyscarface> <+v> rey [02:13] <%reyscarface> wat [02:14] <+v> choes [02:14] <+v> like [02:14] <+v> shoes [02:14] <EspyOwner> He was making fun of you. [02:14] <+v> with a mexican accent [02:15] <+joshe> o [02:17] <%reyscarface> idg vader [02:17] <%reyscarface> explain [02:17] <EspyOwner> rey I need you to say shoes out loud [02:18] <%reyscarface> ok now what [02:18] <+joshe> lol [02:18] <EspyOwner> lol [02:18] <+v> nvm [02:18] <+v> dont worry about it [02:19] <%reyscarface> help [02:19] <+joshe> man that's great [02:20] <EspyOwner> I'm now going to envision rey as Efren Ramirez for the rest of my life. [02:20] <%reyscarface> help [02:20] <%reyscarface> help [02:20] <%reyscarface> help Submitted by EspyOwner on Mar 15, 2012 11:22PM <@aladron> aldaron <@aladron> why did you kick me <~aldaron> i forgot who it was <@aladron> lol <@Sarenji> uh <@Sarenji> aldaron is talking to himself? <@aladron> lol <@Milkis> lol <~aldaron> lol <@Fishin> a lad * aladron is now known as v <@Sarenji> oh <@Sarenji> I WASNT <@Sarenji> LOOKING VERY CLOSELY Submitted by Vader on Mar 15, 2012 07:08PM [20:08:17] <@hinako\busy> my number one dream [20:08:18] <@hinako\busy> is to be a princess [20:08:20] <@hinako\busy> my number two dream [20:08:23] <@hinako\busy> is to be a magical girl [20:08:24] <@hinako\busy> like from an anime [20:08:28] <@hinako\busy> i want to be both at once preferably Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 14, 2012 01:14PM [03:03:43] <&v> solace you like [03:03:46] <&v> stupid lame [03:03:47] <&v> shitty [03:03:48] <&v> girl [03:03:49] <&v> crap [03:03:50] <&v> right [03:03:51] <&Solace> lol [03:03:52] <&Solace> sure Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 13, 2012 08:04PM [02:33:43] <&tennisace> az: against smod tennis, for smod birkal [02:33:47] <&tennisace> racist?? [02:33:49] <&tennisace> i think so [02:34:08] <az> umm [02:34:09] <@little_gk> gay is not a race tennis Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 13, 2012 07:36PM [19:13:36] <&v> guys v is just so dreamy and also attractive, i sometimes fondle myself gently to his heaving bosoms Submitted by little gk on Mar 13, 2012 07:15PM 17:29 shade: cookie have you ever calculated the weight of your shit 17:29 shade: i have 17:29 shade: i weighed myself preshit and post shit 17:29 shade: and found the difference 17:29 kakky: I didn't know you could do subtraction 17:29 kakky: I've underestimated you shade Submitted by Tobes on Mar 13, 2012 03:35PM (18:46:19) pongopongo: if you equip zubat with choice specs (18:46:22) pongopongo: where does he wear them? Submitted by Fish Food on Mar 11, 2012 03:51PM 20:43 yondie 8===========D~~~~~~~ 0: 20:43 yondie me^...........IFM^ 20:43 ifm im the jizz? Submitted by Tobes on Mar 11, 2012 09:23AM kd on porn [22:16] <%kd24> i dislike that shot [22:16] <%kd24> ill agree with that [22:16] <%kd24> the behind the balls shot [22:16] <%kd24> sucks [22:16] <%kd24> if not done right [22:16] <%kd24> i also dont like the guy making noise [22:16] <%kd24> or the cameraman ever making it known [22:16] <%kd24> that hes there [22:16] <%kd24> and that he means business [22:17] <%kd24> even worse [22:17] <%kd24> when the cameraman [22:17] <%kd24> is involved Submitted by Atticus on Mar 10, 2012 09:48PM <THE_IRON_KENYAN> littleroot town <THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats what they call locopokes asshole Submitted by Fatecrashers on Mar 07, 2012 09:13PM [3:51pm] Lugiatina: Frying Pan, if I help you with this team. [3:51pm] Lugiatina: Then I want something in return. [3:52pm] Frying_Pan: no money nor anal sex, sorry Submitted by bojangles on Mar 06, 2012 05:45PM [3:30pm] joshe: she's going out with this one [3:30pm] joshe: guy [3:30pm] joshe: and [3:30pm] joshe: i feel like shit [3:30pm] joshe: but i don't [3:30pm] joshe: because of that one thing [3:30pm] joshe: that makes me feel good [3:30pm] Tab: THE CUCUMBER? Submitted by bojangles on Mar 06, 2012 05:43PM |
