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#338 -(24)+ [X]

Colbat: Doug can you kickme
Colbat: Im to lazy to log off
K-diddys Lucario: lol wut
DougJustDoug: Wanna be lazy for a day or two?
K-diddys Lucario: O_o
Colbat has left Smogon University.
DougJustDoug: Good choice.

Submitted by cookie on Sep 08, 2009 07:48AM

#339 -(24)+ [X]

[02:33:18] -->| Priscilla (~Priscilla@1EC2C957.60A68D72.899899A6.IP) has joined #warau
[02:33:41] =-= Earthworm|Away is now known as Earthworm
[02:34:27] <cyzir_visheen> hi ew
[02:34:30] <cyzir_visheen> and jumpluff
[02:34:46] |<-- Priscilla has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: zzz)
[02:34:56] =-= Earthworm is now known as Earthworm|Away

Submitted by Fishin on Sep 07, 2009 11:36PM

#340 -(-1)+ [X]

<CaptKirby> St. Anger was like Hazerider trying to make Metallica music

Submitted by cookie on Sep 27, 2009 07:17PM

#341 -(41)+ [X]

[01:40:38] <cookie> fearow/hypno/missy/golem/meganium/golduck
[01:40:42] <cookie> yeah i 6-0'd ck's team
[01:40:47] <m0nkfish> haha nice
[01:40:54] <CaptKirby> you only 6-0ed me with all your shit at like 20%
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> stop pretending you asshole
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> >:(
[01:41:03] <m0nkfish> thats still a 6-0!
[01:41:04] <cookie> yeah it was still a 6-0
[01:41:09] <CaptKirby> yeah but come on
[01:41:10] <ghost> 6-0 is 6-0
[01:41:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 where you have one pokemon at like 20% is one thing
[01:41:20] <CaptKirby> but I damaged EVERY single thing on your team substantially
[01:41:22] <cookie> so
[01:41:31] <CaptKirby> I just lost out to your switching and the like trying to set up my sweepers
[01:41:31] <cookie> did you get to 100% with any of them?
[01:41:36] <CaptKirby> lol
[01:41:41] <CaptKirby> you are acting like the 6-0 is impressive
[01:41:45] <CaptKirby> your 6-0 over me was basically a 2-0 at best
[01:41:46] <CaptKirby> is my point
[01:41:48] <cookie> rofl
[01:41:57] <m0nkfish> hahaha ck how can you deny that a 6-0 is a 6-0
[01:41:58] <CaptKirby> all that matters is who won and lost
[01:41:58] <m0nkfish> i dont get it
[01:42:00] <ghost> except it was 6
[01:42:03] <CaptKirby> how do you not get it
[01:42:12] <ghost> you didn't kill anything
[01:42:14] <ghost> regardless
[01:42:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 matters when you like destroyed a team with a Dragon Dance Gyarados and it was embarrassing
[01:42:15] <m0nkfish> because youre ignoring the basic facts that he had 6 surviving pokemon and you had none
[01:42:19] <CaptKirby> not when everything was damaged like fuck anyway
[01:42:29] <cookie> stop trying to create an 'equivalent' score for my win margin
[01:42:33] <ghost> lol
[01:42:36] <m0nkfish> thats even worse because you managed to not KO a single thing even though you had no massive weakness
[01:42:41] <ghost> haha


[01:43:36] <CaptKirby> anyway cookie obviously you well outplayed me
[01:43:45] <CaptKirby> but your bragging about 6-0 makes it sound like you DESTROYED me
[01:43:46] <CaptKirby> which is not what happened
[01:43:55] <cookie> i DID destroy you
[01:44:02] <CaptKirby> not even close
[01:44:03] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:04] <m0nkfish> 6-0
[01:44:05] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:09] <CaptKirby> the only person who has destroyed me at uu is husk
[01:44:15] <ghost> 6-0 is destroyed alwats
[01:44:18] <ghost> oooh
[01:44:27] <CaptKirby> it is not you fuckass
[01:44:32] <ghost> yes it
[01:44:33] <ghost> is
[01:44:43] <ghost> 6-0 means you didn't even get close to beating him
[01:44:50] <ghost> you couldn't take out even 1 pokemon
[01:44:52] <CaptKirby> when they are all stuck down around 20% range then yes
[01:44:54] <CaptKirby> it means I did get close
[01:45:00] <cookie> close is nothing
[01:45:02] <ghost> you got close to killing 1
[01:45:04] <ghost> 6 times
[01:45:10] <ghost> good job
[01:46:22] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not embarrassed about losing with my underused team at all
[01:46:28] <CaptKirby> it is all rby and all physical and mostly sweepers


[01:46:28] <AncienRegime> and i basically used rest on all my mons
[01:46:33] <AncienRegime> so all of them were at 100% health
[01:46:48] <AncienRegime> and i screenshot it
[01:46:50] <cookie> did your opponent still complain that it wasn't a 6-0
[01:47:02] <ghost> it probably wasn't cookie
[01:47:10] <ghost> he almost killed 1 mon
[01:47:17] <ghost> that makes it a 2-0 at best
[01:47:31] <CaptKirby> I almost killed six pokemon, which makes it a 2-0 at best

[01:48:48] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not claiming cookie did not 6-0 me
[01:48:54] <CaptKirby> I am claiming it it not an embarrassment

[01:52:20] <m0nkfish> so ck yes or no: did cookie 6-0 you
[01:52:24] <m0nkfish> simple one word answer
[01:52:25] <m0nkfish> yes or no
[01:52:31] <CaptKirby> yes, he 6-0ed me, and it was as meanginful as a typical 2-0


Submitted by monkfish on Sep 28, 2009 06:02PM

#342 -(2)+ [X]

[20:28:27] <Laundry> why can't i change my name to [420]The_Chronic_[BAKED] here
[20:28:54] <+atlas> we dont let retards in

Submitted by monkfish on Oct 01, 2009 12:30PM

#343 -(49)+ [X]

<McGraw> so today i almost helped an amputee with her shopping up some stairs
<McGraw> she had a stump for an arm at the elbow
<+aldaron> lol
<McGraw> but i didn't
<+aldaron> why didnt you actually help her
<McGraw> because i was about to say "do you want a hand?"
<+aldaron> haha
<+Milkis> ouch
<CN> lol
<Gmax> lol
<McGraw> i stopped myself before i said it

Submitted by McGrue on Oct 02, 2009 11:26AM

#344 -(-3)+ [X]

[21:08:52] <+DCJ> :o
[21:09:01] <@aldaron> open wider dcj
[21:09:08] <@aldaron> you know that won't be enough...
[21:09:12] <+DCJ> :x
[21:09:21] <@aldaron> you...dare...
[21:09:31] <+DCJ> ;~;

Submitted by DCJ on Oct 03, 2009 09:24PM

#345 -(11)+ [X]

[01:16:12] <~Colin> all this rape just wears me out

Submitted by Dromiceiomimus on Oct 04, 2009 11:20PM

#346 -(16)+ [X]

[01:07:05] <~cookie> when allah said you'll have 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise he forgot to mention that the afterlife is a wow server

Submitted by Kumar on Oct 05, 2009 12:40PM

#347 -(7)+ [X]

[19:10] <@BlueKirby> when are you gonna do something good
[19:11] <@Obi> Well
[19:11] <@Obi> If your mother counts
[19:11] <@Obi> Tuesday
[19:12] <@BlueKirby> that is impossible you have no idea of my current coordinates
[19:12] <@Obi> I don't need your current coordinates
[19:12] <@Obi> I need the coordinates of your mother
[19:12] <@Obi> Which is significantly easier
[19:12] <@Obi> The probability of any given coordinate being within your mother is high
[19:13] <@Obi> It approaches 1, in fact, due to her girth.
[19:13] <@Obi> (yes, that's right, she completely surrounds the planet)
[19:13] <jumpluff> before you said 'the probability'
....
several forced insults later...
...
[19:40] <@Obi> BK...
[19:40] <@Obi> The results just came back
[19:40] <@Obi> As it turns out
[19:40] <@Obi> We're brothers
[19:40] <@Obi> =o
[19:40] <@Obi> We were both right!
[19:40] <@Obi> All this time...
[19:41] <@BlueKirby> lol
[19:42] <@BlueKirby> it was a good duel

Submitted by obi on Oct 12, 2009 08:43PM

#348 -(16)+ [X]

<Hazerider> [00:59:39] <pookar> anyway more severe autistic cases, they are the kids you see banging their heads, yelling
<Hazerider> avenged sevenfold fans?

Submitted by cookie on Oct 07, 2009 07:35PM

#349 -(12)+ [X]

[19:58:04] <@EA> yeah, I know thy're goin because I'm listening to a high quality sound file
[19:58:08] <@EA> like iTunes good

Submitted by CaptKirby on Oct 12, 2009 06:03PM

#350 -(13)+ [X]

A discussion in #stark:

<+Colonel_M> Sometimes I wonder about Theorymon's GPA
<%JabbaTheGriffin> 0.00
<%JabbaTheGriffin> unless the 5 courses he's taking are
<%JabbaTheGriffin> ubers
<%JabbaTheGriffin> survey of wobbuffet
<%JabbaTheGriffin> how to utilize ous in ubers
<%JabbaTheGriffin> how to write so much more than is needed
<%JabbaTheGriffin> and survey of wobbuffet
<%JabbaTheGriffin> yes he's taking that class twice
<+Colonel_M> Rofl

Submitted by Colonel M on Oct 07, 2009 08:48PM

#351 -(18)+ [X]

[01:41am] Colin: i'm looking at this update script
[01:41am] Colin: and this is literally the stupidest logic i've ever seen
[01:41am] Colin: brace yourself for this if statement
[01:41am] Colin: if (strlen('f41afa219f69b0f295b9384c9736fc43') == 32)
[01:41am] Colin: {
[01:41am] Colin: in case anybody needs this explained... the length of that string is a constant.

Submitted by RBG on Oct 07, 2009 07:04AM

#352 -(4)+ [X]

Dragonman57 (on YouTube):

i was there thats not the battle the girl was at the endo finals skarm talked to me and askd me hey why didn't you enter your good he got a medal and his mom was proud his quagmire's name was homer he was a kid like me we talked about it we battled my godcousin cut off his gba sp when he lost and the battle was ruined that kid skarm was my freind

Submitted by obi on Oct 13, 2009 07:33PM

#353 -(5)+ [X]

<moot> Wanna know...where I got this postcount?
<StrangerDanger> see, i was a mod....powerful, like you
<moot> who gambles
<moot> and gets in deep
<moot> with the wifiers
<StrangerDanger> then one day
<StrangerDanger> they strip me of my mods
<StrangerDanger> i just want to edit posts again
<StrangerDanger> i just want them to know
<StrangerDanger> i
<StrangerDanger> don't
<StrangerDanger> care
<StrangerDanger> about the pm box
<moot> so i did THIS
<moot> TO THEIR FIREBOT
<moot> AND NOW
<moot> THEY CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME
<StrangerDanger> THEY DON'T NOMINATE ME FOR THE WELL
<StrangerDanger> BUT NOW
<StrangerDanger> NOW I SEE THE FUNNY SIDE
<StrangerDanger> NOW I'M
<StrangerDanger> ALWAYS
<StrangerDanger> SKYPING

Submitted by moot on Oct 19, 2009 04:46PM

#354 -(24)+ [X]

<~Earthworm> i don't know the ingredients for coffee
<~Earthworm> milk tea sugar?

Submitted by Mekkah on Nov 11, 2009 01:53PM

#355 -(13)+ [X]

[20:05:30] <BERSERKER> retards bald now?
[20:05:33] <@thunda> yes pookar
[20:05:37] <@thunda> expect it to start in 2-3 years

Submitted by Mekkah on Nov 11, 2009 01:52PM

#356 -(12)+ [X]

<jumpluff> Until the early 2000s, this line (made by Ferrero Italy) was sold and distributed in all countries except Germany, Austria and countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal (such as the USA) or simply not available.
<m0nkfish> kinder eggs are.. illegal?
<Hipmonlee> its the american fda, they are worried the eggs will hatch

Submitted by monkfish on Nov 12, 2009 04:17PM

#357 -(1)+ [X]

<@AncienRegime> ehehe, i told my gf she would make a great mom
<@evan> that is a good compliment!
<@AncienRegime> we've literally grown exponentially closer in the last 1-2 months
<@zerowing> i once told evan he would make a great mom
<@evan> :D

Submitted by Toothache on Nov 14, 2009 01:44AM

#358 -(36)+ [X]

[20:11:12] <@CaptKirby> also cease calling me a cur
[20:11:15] * CaptKirby sets mode: +b dak!*@*
[20:11:18] * dak was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)
[20:11:22] <@Toothache> CaptCurbee
[20:11:31] <@Toothache> this is a good pun
[20:11:32] <@Mekkah> i concur
[20:11:38] <@CaptKirby> I need an auto kick script for each time dak calls me a cur
[20:12:41] <@Mekkah> on *:text:*:#fluodome: { var %knick $me | if ( dak isin $nick ) && ( cur isin $1- ) { kick #fluodome %knick } }
[20:12:42] <@Mekkah> use this ck

(...)

[20:14:45] <+dak> cur
[20:14:45] * CaptKirby was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)
[20:14:48] <+dak> ahaha
[20:14:49] <@Mekkah> hahaha
[20:14:53] <+dak> this is a good script
[20:14:54] <@Toothache> it works
[20:14:54] <@Mekkah> haahahahaha
[20:14:57] <@Toothache> genius
[20:14:59] * CaptKirby has joined #fluodome
[20:14:59] * ChanServ sets mode: +o CaptKirby
[20:14:59] <+dak> i didnt read trhe script
[20:15:00] <+dak> until now
[20:15:01] <+dak> cur
[20:15:01] * CaptKirby was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:38AM

#359 -(7)+ [X]

[00:15:34] <%CaptKirby> Fishy's sister has proven that you need standards when asking after sisters
[00:15:38] <%CaptKirby> you instead need to ask:
[00:15:39] <%CaptKirby> aslm
[00:15:41] <%CaptKirby> m for mass

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:37AM

#360 -(3)+ [X]

<m0nkfish> what a douche i hate it when people ruin mafia

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:37AM

#361 -(9)+ [X]

<Steelicks> such a sad, pathetic loner
<Steelicks> no life... no friends...
* wiivile was kicked by Steelicks (nobody loves you)

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:36AM

#362 -(16)+ [X]

<Doomsday> i didnt know what 'binged' mean before
<Doomsday> so i always thought it was a verb that meant "playing bingo"
<Doomsday> seriously
<cookie> old ladies binging every friday night

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:30AM

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