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<cookie> diamonds? <vadre> coke? <cookie> which is more expensive per gram <shade> coke probably <shade> depending on the carat Submitted by cookie on Jan 08, 2013 04:22PM Kadew: so i'm trying to saute this rice and it's taking forever Kadew: and after like five minutes I notice the stove isn't on Submitted by Layell on Jan 07, 2013 05:05PM <shade> id steal from a blind man if he was a dick Submitted by cookie on Jan 07, 2013 02:23PM <cookie> shade do we have to explain everything to you..... <Flounder> probs <shade> or maybe im 1 step ahead of you <shade> pulling the strings <shade> making flounde react <Flounder> shade <Flounder> i am not ck Submitted by cookie on Jan 06, 2013 05:32PM 01:02 EeveeTrainer does hitmonchan even learn rest 01:02 EeveeTrainer shit shit i mean hitmonlee cover blown 01:02 EeveeTrainer abort operation Submitted by verbatim on Dec 31, 2012 11:07PM <Scarfwynaut> I don't get it, the stuff tastes disgusting <Scarfwynaut> but then again I hate coffee <Scarfwynaut> for the same reason <Al_Alchemist> its usually fun with people scarf <Al_Alchemist> alcohol is a social drug <Al_Alchemist> plus you can mix it to make it taste drinkable GenesectOverlord> rum and coke <GenesectOverlord> i want that to be my first drink. <Scarfwynaut> can't people just sit around and eat a cheese wheel? <Scarfwynaut> that is my kind of social gathering  Submitted by Al_Alchemist on Dec 31, 2012 06:00PM <@forks> i really enjoyed charlize theron in uh <@forks> snow white and charlize theron Submitted by Rodan on Dec 28, 2012 10:42PM <billymills> vegans probably lick themselves clean <billymills> like cats <billymills> because water isn't good enough for them Submitted by Axaj on Dec 26, 2012 12:46AM <~AM> boring <@Eo> like church <@Steamroll> lol <~AM> lol eo <~AM> and the colour grey too <@Eo> and paint drying <@Eo> and tfc <TFC> in the spirit of the holidays <TFC> kindly <TFC> smd <~AM> haha <@Eo> tfc is desperate for action <TFC> i suppose anyone asking you for action must be desperate * AM sets mode: +v Hugendugen <TFC> so you got me there <@Steamroll> lol <~AM> LOL * AM sets mode: +o TFC <~AM> eo: outwitted <@Eo> lol shit <@Eo> you win tfc * @Eo sucks tfc's dick <@TFC> excellent Submitted by 6A9 Ace Matador on Dec 24, 2012 10:46AM [22:14:07] <%xtra> one time the kid came to my house [22:14:19] <%xtra> and he had to go to the bathroom really bad [22:14:24] <%xtra> and i could tell [22:14:27] <%xtra> cause he was twitching [22:14:32] <%xtra> and then he entered the bathroom [22:14:38] <%xtra> and took 20 minutes [22:14:49] <%xtra> and i think he didnt wipe or something [22:14:53] <%xtra> and when he came out [22:15:01] <%xtra> my sister was gagging [22:15:04] <%xtra> then he entered my room [22:15:09] <%xtra> and sat on my bed [22:15:14] <%xtra> with an unwiped ass [22:15:23] <@dragonuser> was he naked or something ;~; [22:15:26] <@dragonuser> ~; [22:15:28] <@Tanner> :| [22:15:35] <%xtra> IT WAS SO STRONG THAT IT WENT THROUGH HIS SHORTS [22:15:48] <%xtra> and my mom didnt want to wash my bed sheets [22:15:52] <%xtra> so i had to sleep on em for 4 days [22:15:55] <%xtra> no jokes [22:16:00] <High_Impulse> HOW [22:16:03] <High_Impulse> DID YOU DO THAT [22:16:07] <@dragonuser> WHY DIDNT U WASH THEM [22:16:15] <%xtra> I SLEPT LIKE A CRESCENT SHAPE [22:16:22] <%xtra> SO I WOULDNT TOUCH TO POOP Submitted by Funkasaurus on Dec 23, 2012 07:17PM <Crescendo> i told one girl that her hair looks like a lion and now she wont talk to me Submitted by Poppy on Dec 17, 2012 07:35PM <Bummer> bummer's bum: could be a face <Bummer> lie naked on the beach, place sunglasses on buttocks, no one would be the wiser Submitted by Oglemi on Dec 17, 2012 02:50PM 17:30 BKC I DID IT 17:30 BKC I GOT RID 17:30 BKC OF THE CUM STAIN 17:30 BKC oh 17:30 BKC nvm 17:30 BKC i didnt Submitted by ThatsMyLatios on Dec 13, 2012 09:30AM [12:22:59] <&BKC> omg fuck [12:23:05] <&BKC> theres this stain on my com [12:23:07] <&BKC> er [12:23:21] <&BKC> comp [12:23:22] <&BKC> and i have [12:23:24] <&BKC> a really bad feeling [12:23:26] <&BKC> as to what it is... [12:23:44] <&BKC> ugh [12:23:46] <&BKC> i cant scratch it off [12:23:47] <&BKC> either [12:23:52] <&tml> sniff it [12:24:21] <&BKC> no smell [12:24:34] <&BKC> ok wow [12:24:35] <&BKC> its official [12:24:40] <&BKC> there is a cum stain on my computer. Submitted by Funkasaurus on Dec 13, 2012 09:26AM [19:14] <&syrim> [19:13] <pernicious> casino royale [19:14] <&syrim> [19:13] <pernicious> that scene was the shit [19:14] <&syrim> [19:13] <pernicious> although i didnt like skyfall [19:14] <&syrim> [19:13] <~Poppy> i haven't seen it yet [19:14] <&syrim> [19:13] <pernicious> except for the gay moments [19:14] <pernicious> no i mean -- i disliked skyfall, but i enjoyed the gay moments [19:14] <&syrim> lol [19:14] <pernicious> "lets see who comes out on top" [19:14] <~Poppy> lol how is this improving your position Submitted by syrim on Dec 12, 2012 07:21AM <Delver> It because you're so approachable / you infract people that no one's starstruck bye you <Delver> like you're always around. <Delver> So its not like Kevin Garret. of whom i only know exist cause he basically made the standard of stall in gen 4 Submitted by Vader on Dec 10, 2012 08:29PM 20:36 Eo: watches the Cielevision 20:37 Eo: faps to the Cielevision 20:37 syrim: Eo don't make a mess on the cieleing this time 20:37 syrim: ok? 20:37 Ciele: I don't approve of you fapping to me Submitted by Danilo on Dec 10, 2012 01:25PM <v> i have a flag already <v> http://i.imgur.com/giUVp.png <v> it's my spl team <v> in the future <v> when spl is only little cup <elevator_music> hahahaha <v> tennis rejected my original team symbol <v> http://i.imgur.com/FBG2P.jpg <v> the little cunts Submitted by Oglemi on Dec 08, 2012 06:59PM <TwoTone> if you kill yourself <TwoTone> you will lose weight Submitted by Rodan on Dec 08, 2012 02:37AM GreatSage do you even know what i'm annoyed about Zarel GreatSage, not really, it was just an observation GreatSage birkal unmuted zelda GreatSage after i muted him for being a retard Snowflakes birds don't like being tied down GreatSage birds that refuse to be tied down get their wings broken Submitted by verbatim on Dec 07, 2012 03:40PM Magikarpe Diem: That's friend guard Magikarpe Diem: aw, it's only actually 25% Magikarpe Diem: still! Magikarpe Diem: pretty cool Killah: triple battle clefairy+jigglypuff+happiny Killah: all with eviolite Killah: walled by friendship mother fucker Submitted by TheMantyke on Dec 05, 2012 07:07PM Zarel it's be determined Zarel PS works in the Wii U browser Zarel however: it looks like the Wii U doesn't have an enter key Zarel so you can't chat Submitted by verbatim on Dec 04, 2012 05:05PM <&DougJustDoug> A big reason I made this poll was so people could see where they sit in terms of consensus. When people talk about what is good or bad about IS, they tend to assume that their opinion is pretty similar to what the ambiguous "everyone else" thinks. <&DougJustDoug> This gives you an idea of which of your opinions are outliers or not. <+LonelyNess> DougJustDoug <+LonelyNess> I am a dumb and didn't realize it was a multivote poll <+LonelyNess> can you remove my vote and let me redo? * DougJustDoug checks LN's join date to see if he should know how to vote in a poll by now or not. <&DougJustDoug> Fuck off. Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Nov 28, 2012 04:11PM <Hozu> Damn. Each phrase fragment in the Emerald "easy chat" system appears to be indexed by a two-byte value. :/ <~WildEep> ADULT TOYS <Hozu> lol. <Hozu> I wonder how many there are. <Hozu> ...shit there are a LOT. Submitted by TheMantyke on Nov 27, 2012 07:11PM <pookar> wow walrein u got burned by a girl <Walrein> so that's one time for me <Walrein> and 84345 times for you Submitted by jumpluff on Nov 26, 2012 09:47PM |
