Browse QuotesDougJustDoug: I'm jbattling - as in coding in java atm. Which is always a battle.
Plus: haha Tobi2x4: wow, i thought you said jbaiting :| DougJustDoug: I'm working on the new sim Old guy here: shoddy 2, Doug? DougJustDoug: I'm not referring to it as Shoddy2 any more, but yeah tennisace: its been going on for so long he's calling it shoddy 5 Pooping: I wanna see that new SIM :D Old guy here: bad joke tennis, BAD JOKE >:( DougJustDoug: I'm just calling it the new battle simulator -- since it's gone way beyond the stuff done in Shoddy tennisace: oh so instead of Shoddy Battle tennisace: its been upgraded to Pretty Good Battle? Submitted by Batl Skard on May 08, 2010 07:27PM <cookie> i've already decided i'm implanting a capsule with a message written into it for medical students to find when they cut up my corpse
<Linkshot> Creepy or useful message? <cookie> former <cookie> i was thinking of something cryptic <cookie> like the ancient chinese curse "may you get your heart's desire' <cookie> i'm open for suggestions though * alex (alex@synIRC-9DCEC7DB.client.student.harvard.edu) has joined #smogon * Porygon2 gives channel operator status to alex <makiri> jesus was my lord and savior, put this in your body if you agree Submitted by cookie on Apr 30, 2010 01:01PM <&Jumpman16> mekkah named his rival JAMAPAN but restarted when he realized that meant always losing to him
<drcossack> lol <@Synre> that sounds like a chuck norris joke <MrE> except chuck norris wouldn't go to harvard <MrE> harvard would come to him <&Jumpman16> lol <THE_IRON_KENYAN> lol Submitted by monkfish on Apr 29, 2010 04:43PM Charm: what does volatility mean? the likeliness of them ragequitting? Submitted by Batl Skard on Apr 27, 2010 07:00PM [19:57] <DougJustDoug> I asked my oldest son why he overleveled his starter to get through HG faster (because I prefer to play through without level-grinding). His response was:
[19:57] <DougJustDoug> "I dunno, Dad. I just wanted to get finished. I think I'm getting too old for Pokemon." [19:57] <DougJustDoug> Which he said to me, his 40+ year old father sitting there with a DS in my hand, in the middle of the Pokeathlon to get some Heart Scales for my own playthough... Submitted by eric the espeon on Apr 27, 2010 12:08PM 22x0xo: i really need like serious advice
lacerta: 22x, just tell him you don't want to be more than friends lacerta: it shouldn't take more than that 22x0xo: should i talk to him Whiteterrorist: yes u shuld Whiteterrorist: cuddle him if need be Whiteterrorist: tell him everything will be ok 22x0xo: dude im not gay lacerta: yes,just be honest and straight lacerta: um straight as in direct Submitted by Batl Skard on Apr 27, 2010 04:57AM riverside: curse can't learn curse in this shitty server Submitted by Batl Skard on Apr 27, 2010 04:55AM [03:18:12] <@alex> if i were a pokemon all four of my moves would be swagger Submitted by monkfish on Apr 26, 2010 07:25PM Disgaea: And Pokemon Black has a harder story because the cops keep asking you if you stole those Pokemon and that Bicycle.
Disgaea: Pokemon White has the main character step over all the minorites and become a lawyer. Disgaea: Then he sends the main character from Pokemon Black to prison. Submitted by Zacchaeus on Apr 25, 2010 04:19PM [19:03:09] <kd24> KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: .
[19:03:17] <kd24> first night back, im already being abused by shoddy users [19:03:20] <kd24> i must be doing a good job [19:03:28] <+Thorns> kd are you keeping your badge [19:03:32] <locopoke> do you really fuck your mom though [19:03:34] <locopoke> be honest [19:03:36] <kd24> of course Submitted by locopoke on Apr 18, 2010 04:10PM Jon.: looking for someone to send me porn please pm me
Jon.: i just need someone to pm me porn Jon.: email me porn would be better, video would be best Jon. was kicked by tennisace. tennisace: if you can't find porn on the internet then you are retarded Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Apr 17, 2010 02:25PM digimonftw: wow i so did not click taunt
digimonftw: whatever asshole Nachos: lol Nachos: i think you're the idiot for not using SR digimonftw: i did click sr u mother fucker Nachos: it said azelf used taunt digimonftw: yeah this isnt real pokemon this is java digimonftw: i clicked on SR and it didnt drag Nachos: lol you cant even click the right buttons digimonftw: stupid lil boy digimonftw: my dick is bigger than u digimonftw: fuck u asshole digimonftw has left the room. Submitted by Nachos on Apr 15, 2010 01:26PM (5:40:02 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: some guy came into the gym in a wheelchair
(5:40:06 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: then rode the bikes (5:40:14 PM) LitIeDrmmerBoy: either there was a miracle or he's lazy Submitted by makiri on Apr 14, 2010 05:54PM <CaptKirby> if I ever commit suicide at like 30
<Gmax> lol <CaptKirby> it will 100% be from boredom <shade> how many years do we have to wait? Submitted by cookie on Apr 10, 2010 09:18AM <CaptKirby> you know the worst part of school is how much you get boners
<CaptKirby> I had them from like 12-16 uncontrollably <CaptKirby> about 8 a day Submitted by cookie on Apr 05, 2010 08:00PM [6:42pm] sot: lol
[6:42pm] sot: earthquake [6:42pm] sot: hahah [6:42pm] sot: this feels weird [6:42pm] sot: hahahah [6:42pm] sot: still going [6:42pm] sot: what the fuck [6:43pm] aldaron: i dont get what sot is referring to [6:43pm] sot: okay its fone [6:43pm] JabbaTheGriffin: are you having a super intense orgasm [6:43pm] aldaron: but i'm kind of chuckling anyway [6:43pm] sot: we just had an earthquake [6:43pm] aldaron: o lmao [6:43pm] sot: and i was laying on the floor [6:43pm] sot: it felt funny as hell [6:44pm] DougJustDoug: He's in an earthquake, but still continued posting on irc. Wow, thats... sad. [6:44pm] sot: it was such a small one [6:44pm] Mekkah: i guess with all the shoddybattling he must be used to it Submitted by RBG on Apr 04, 2010 03:57PM [@Hipmonlee] tbh if I was going to have a threesome I dont think it would bother me the make up of it
[@Hipmonlee] but I dont think I would ever have any sort of threesome [@Hipmonlee] unless it was three dudes [@Hipmonlee] that wouldnt work [@alex] lol [@Hipmonlee] the order of those lines [@Hipmonlee] was poorly thought out Submitted by Firestorm on Mar 30, 2010 12:54AM <cookie> let's have a penis contest fishy
<az> as ifff f f f f f <Fishy> not being rude? <Fishy> ok <azurill> (02:57:14) <&Fishy> and then beat you at uhh <azurill> CHATROULETTE * cookie drops his draws <azurill> the self-exclaimed 'game' <Fishy> HAHAH <az> drawers <az> don't u meen <Fishy> drawers <cookie> looks like i win <azurill> hhahahahah <Fishy> ererrererers * azurill drops her jaw <azurill> irl <Fishy> hahahahaa <cookie> damn <Fishy> !jaw <cookie> fuckasdf <azurill> ROFL <azurill> (jaw) <az> katya is well trained cookie Submitted by cookie on Mar 26, 2010 09:02AM [13:31:25] --> DANUKES has joined this channel (~guthy@synIRC-6B3557D6.dslextreme.com). [13:31:31] <DANUKES> how do i get badges on smogon forums? [13:31:57] <ap4thy> by being a cool guy [13:32:58] <Colin> no [13:33:02] <Colin> it's not about whether you're cool [13:33:06] <Colin> we have an FAQ on this [13:33:12] <Colin> http://www.smogon.com/forums/faq.php?faq=smogon#faq_badges [13:33:54] <MrE> It used to be [13:34:12] <ap4thy> word [13:34:19] <CaptKirby> I like how there was no need to refute ap4thy there, but you are so strict that you did anyway! [13:34:41] <Colin> i was just answering DANUKES's question [13:35:09] <CaptKirby> which could have been done just with the faq, not commenting on the cool thing as if it were inappropriate and confusing [13:35:23] <Colin> i wouldn't want a new user to get the appearance that Smogon is some sort of elitist organisation that requires you to be "cool" to succeed in [13:35:40] <Colin> as opposed to being a meritocracy, where what matters is how good your contributions are [13:35:54] <ap4thy> i used to have a lil ladybug badge [13:35:56] <ap4thy> i liked it [13:36:44] <CaptKirby> ap4thy was making a flippant, harmless comment [13:36:59] <Colin> and i gave a brief, informative reply [13:37:02] <Colin> what's the point here? [13:37:03] <CaptKirby> if anyone were dumb enough to get the impression, then they deserve to be stupid enough to get huffy or anything else negative that might come from some misinformed impression [13:37:21] <Colin> clearly, you wouldn't need to be dumb to get that impression, because as mre said, it used to be the case. [13:37:26] <CaptKirby> ap4thy, smogon no longer gives badges just for being a girl...sorry! [13:37:56] <ap4thy> keep the serious chatter to #stark okay guys [13:37:57] <ap4thy> gosh [13:38:00] <ap4thy> ;-* [13:38:01] <CaptKirby> well people still have badges just for things like having been cool in the past and getting mods for being a cool guy [13:38:02] <MrE> Well, Colin... [13:38:05] <CaptKirby> there is no point in being overserious [13:38:08] <Neonian> I gotta agree with Colin here [13:38:10] <ap4thy> seven days yall! [13:38:10] <CaptKirby> linking the faq is still enough ^_^ [13:38:22] <Neonian> if the brother came in and was like "whos the smogon gym leaders i want a badge" [13:38:24] <Neonian> troll the shit out of him [13:38:38] <Neonian> but he asked a pretty genuine question [13:38:52] <MrE> neonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonia [13:38:58] <ap4thy> i know but Colin's immediately reaction made me lol [13:38:59] <Neonian> sup mystery [13:38:59] <CaptKirby> and Cathy's answer was good, except the part where she acted as if it were some horrible crime to imply coolness was involved [13:39:05] <ap4thy> NO it's not about being COOL [13:39:07] <CaptKirby> since it still remains in some %, no matter how small [13:39:19] <ap4thy> in my mind i self-inserted a big dramatic "goddddd" [13:39:32] <MrE> "no it's not about being cool... because if it were, I wouldn't have one" [13:39:33] <MrE> amirite [13:39:47] <Colin> i deliberately kept that message brief to avoid making it seem like i was drawing on that point [13:39:47] <Neonian> on another note [13:40:05] <Colin> but perhaps it would have satisfied CaptKirby better if i had said "as opposed to in the past, it's less about your personality and more about your contributions" [13:40:06] <Neonian> since friday i havent been able to laugh without my heart and stomach hurting [13:40:11] <Neonian> stupid gag reflex [13:40:31] <ap4thy> i'm lollin so much right now [13:40:37] <ap4thy> i dont even think its supposed to be funny [13:40:40] <ap4thy> <3 smogon [13:42:21] <CaptKirby> I just think the combination of refuting it in the manner you did combined with linking a faq in such a businesslike manner was odd [13:42:35] <G80> np: 65daysofstatic - drove through ghosts to get here [13:42:43] <CaptKirby> it was about as "smogon is serious business" an act a response as I could imagine [13:43:01] <CaptKirby> MrE - will never have a badge as long as Aeolus has breath in his lungs... [13:43:14] <ap4thy> im gonna get a badge [13:43:17] <ap4thy> thats my goal this year [13:43:40] <DANUKES> everyone is so mean t smogon [13:43:43] <DANUKES> im going to serebii [13:43:45] <-- DANUKES has left this channel.  Submitted by Cathy on Mar 22, 2010 12:36AM <@Hipmonlee> well im 27 and have never had a boyfriend
<@Synre> its never too late to start <&Vincent> its the cock sucking part I dont like <&Vincent> can I do without <@Synre> gee, i sure couldnt <@Synre> that's like the whole point :( <&Broolucks> what about getting your ass rammed <@Synre> eh <@Synre> take it or leave it <BERSERKER> i get it <Phiddlesticks> the word "rammed" makes it sound a lot worse than it probably is <&Vincent> phiddle with the "probably" <&Vincent> he knows first hand <Phiddlesticks> ramming makes it sound like its a tree trunk or something going into your bum <@Hipmonlee> phiddle isnt digging himself out of any holes at the moment <Phiddlesticks> im just saying <@Synre> dont worry phiddle, i believe you <@Synre> i was just saying, too <&Broolucks> if I'm ramming you, believe me, it might as well be a tree trunk Submitted by Synre on Mar 21, 2010 09:43PM <%Aeolus> does someone need something?
<%Aeolus> before i leave <Kaiser> I do aeolus <%Aeolus> what do you need <Kaiser> Tech support, I'll pm * %Aeolus (aeolus@synIRC-D2ED8085.cpe.cableone.net) Quit (Quit: ) Submitted by Atticus on Mar 16, 2010 11:08PM <DougJustDoug> Is "F477I3" leet speak for something?
<jumpluff> ...fattie? <jumpluff> im guessing <DougJustDoug> Hmmmm <DougJustDoug> Somebody just created that account and voted with it in the CAP poll <DougJustDoug> I guess Jimbo is trying to swing the poll Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Mar 14, 2010 06:48PM [21:53] <reyscarface> pastel
[21:54] <Pastel> lol [21:54] <reyscarface> they were saying mexico stinks [21:54] <sprinkles> lmao [21:54] <reyscarface> pastel fat americans were saying mexico SUCKS what you gonna do man [21:54] <sprinkles> is pastel a mexican? [21:54] <sprinkles> if he is i hate him even more [21:54] <sprinkles> since most mexicans suck [21:54] <sprinkles> like rey [21:54] <sprinkles> and sheep [21:54] <sprinkles> and tito [21:54] <Pastel> you sons of bitches!! You FAT PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST MEXICO!!! [21:54] <sprinkles> tito* [21:54] <sprinkles> pastel you faggot mexican [21:55] <sprinkles> the only good thing about mexico [21:55] <sprinkles> is the good [21:55] <sprinkles> food [21:55] <reyscarface> sprinkles was saying mexico people is fat and ugly [21:55] <reyscarface> and that we are slaves [21:55] <sprinkles> yep [21:55] <sprinkles> i like weed tho [21:55] <sprinkles> i like the drugs too [21:55] <sprinkles> another good thing [21:55] <sprinkles> so food and weed [21:55] <sprinkles> good things [21:55] <Pastel> well you can go to suck the small dicks of other fat people [21:55] <sprinkles> like pastel and rey? [21:55] <sprinkles> for being dirty mexicans [21:56] <sprinkles> but mexicans suck [21:56] <sprinkles> no pastel is a noob in general [21:56] <sprinkles> lmao *Justinawe joins [21:56] <sprinkles> sup justin [21:56] <sprinkles> we were just rapping on mexicans [21:56] <sprinkles> like pastel [21:57] <sprinkles> and rey [21:57] <sprinkles> ripping on* [21:57] <Justinawe> lol pastel is mexican [21:57] <sprinkles> yes [21:57] <sprinkles> but i hate mexicans [21:57] <sprinkles> -.- [21:57] <Justinawe> indeed [21:57] <sprinkles> and blacks kind of [21:57] <sprinkles> some blacks are cool [21:57] <Pastel> And I hate fat americans [21:58] <sprinkles> why am i on a wifi channel [21:58] <sprinkles> i dont even have a ds [21:58] <sprinkles> -.- [21:58] <Justinawe> cause you're banned everywhere else [21:58] <Justinawe> lol [21:59] * elevator_music (~alphadiam@up.up.down.down.up) has joined #smogonwifi [21:59] <elevator_music> whats the best place to ev train defense in emerald? [21:59] <Pastel> go kill fat gravelers like fat americans like sprinkles [22:00] <sprinkles> pastel you're a dirty mexican [22:00] <sprinkles> the mexicans are worse --- [22:03] <+sprinkles> pastel you faggot [22:03] <+sprinkles> you suck big dick [22:03] <+sprinkles> like mexico [22:03] <+sprinkles> does too [22:03] <+sprinkles> lol [22:03] <Pastels> you fucking fat american why don't you go to whatever fucking things fat america says when its fucking cursing another fucking fat american [22:04] <+sprinkles> lol wtf [22:04] <reyscarface> defend mexico!!! [22:04] * Pastels was kicked by tri-darksouls (BACK OVER THE FUCKING FENCE) [22:04] * Pastels (Mibbit@52E18801.D9841C44.CDFA4AC8.IP) has joined #VGC [22:04] <Pastels> I can't gpo back, fat americans are blocking the fence [22:04] <+sprinkles> ? [22:05] <Pastels> I was firebanned cause I like to laugh at fat americans [22:05] <+sprinkles> lol [22:05] <+sprinkles> idiot [22:06] <+sprinkles> pastel you fucker [22:06] <+sprinkles> go drink dirty mexican water [22:06] <+sprinkles> and piss blood [22:07] <+sprinkles> son of a mexican bitch [22:07] <Pastels> you son of your enormouslty fat mom that can only gret fucked by other fucking fat americans [22:07] <+sprinkles> -.- [22:08] <Pastels> I built a Mcdonalds.... I made rich [22:08] <Pastels> fucking americans only eat macdonalds... thats why they are fat [22:08] <+sprinkles> i hate mcdonalds [22:08] <+sprinkles> i like burger king nigger [22:09] <Pastels> Burger king is the same thing but instead of a fat clown with small dick its a fat king with small dick [22:10] <+sprinkles> im fucking playing shoddy [22:10] <+sprinkles> and not wifi like a wifidiot [22:10] <+sprinkles> like pastel [22:10] <+sprinkles> how would i be too fat [22:10] <Pastels> I'm least I'm not a fucking fat american that can only stand up to eat more [22:11] <+sprinkles> im not even fat [22:11] <Pastels> go lick your fucking tits you fucking fat [22:11] <+sprinkles> pasttel [22:11] <+sprinkles> i'm not even fat i weigh like [22:11] <+sprinkles> 150 [22:11] <+sprinkles> and am 5'6" [22:12] <Pastels> 150 kg? well for an american you are not fat [22:12] <Pastels> but compared to other people you're fuckin obese [22:12] <+sprinkles> 150 pounds [22:12] <+sprinkles> lol [22:13] <Pastels> 150 pounds per tit you have --- Session Start: Sat Mar 06 22:11:50 2010 Session Ident: #colosus [22:11] * Now talking in #colosus [22:12] * sprinkles (~chatzilla@synIRC-CF10BFDA.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has joined #colosus [22:12] <sprinkles> lol [22:12] <@reyscarface> ok wait for pastels [22:12] * reyscarface sets mode: +m [22:12] * reyscarface sets mode: +v sprinkles [22:12] <+sprinkles> what is this [22:12] <@reyscarface> a place [22:13] * Pastels (Mibbit@52E18801.D9841C44.CDFA4AC8.IP) has joined #colosus [22:13] * reyscarface sets mode: +v Pastels [22:13] <@reyscarface> btw pastel [22:13] <@reyscarface> sprinkles said youre a piece of fat mexican crap [22:14] <@reyscarface> when you were not here [22:15] <+Pastels> he's not even here [22:15] <+Pastels> I bet he went to mac donalds [22:15] <+sprinkles> huh [22:15] <+sprinkles> i like burger king [22:15] <+sprinkles> dude [22:15] <+sprinkles> its so much better [22:15] <+Pastels> or you just found your microscope to masturbate [22:15] <+sprinkles> mcd's sucks [22:15] <+Pastels> because you can't find it between all that fat [22:15] <+sprinkles> why would i need a microscope [22:16] <+sprinkles> when my dick is 7 inches [22:16] <+Pastels> inside [22:16] <+sprinkles> im not fat it clearly stands out [22:16] <+sprinkles> no it sticks ut [22:16] <+sprinkles> out [22:16] <+sprinkles> how would you even know [22:16] <+sprinkles> if it was or not [22:16] <+sprinkles> fucking faggot [22:17] <+Pastels> if you're not fat why did you tried to use some chips brands as nickname? [22:17] <+sprinkles> sprinkles isn't a chip brand [22:17] <+sprinkles> is it? [22:17] <+Pastels> you cant even spell it because your fat fingers dont let you write correctly [22:18] <+sprinkles> i can spell just fine [22:18] <+sprinkles> your grammar is atrocious on the forums [22:18] <+Pastels> why the fuck would I care what fucking fat americans think of the grammar I use in their language? [22:19] <@reyscarface> ouch sprinkles [22:19] <+sprinkles> pastel [22:19] <+sprinkles> then why would you care [22:19] <+sprinkles> how americans are [22:19] <+sprinkles> we are fucking fat [22:19] <+sprinkles> you [22:19] <+sprinkles> are dirty [22:19] <@reyscarface> ooof pastel [22:19] <+Pastels> dirty not fat [22:19] <+sprinkles> anyway i g2g i was only allowe don 30 minutes [22:19] <+sprinkles> allowed on [22:19] <@reyscarface> NO [22:19] <+Pastels> why [22:19] <+sprinkles> .. [22:20] <+sprinkles> i do [22:20] <+Pastels> because you have to eat every 30 minutes? 12[22:20] * +sprinkles (~chatzilla@synIRC-CF10BFDA.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.18/20120220]) Submitted by monkfish on Mar 12, 2010 08:13PM BunearyBuff: I wasing UUing a guy and his last pokemon was a garchamp > Ferret + Ice Beam = Pwned that sad kid
BunearyBuff: carchomp* Zacchaeus: garchamp and ferret? Zacchaeus: carchomp and ferret? capefeather: awesome Submitted by Zacchaeus on Mar 12, 2010 02:34PM <+MoP> hey is anyone in here black?
<+MoP> lol jk i know black ppl dont know how to use internet Submitted by IK. on Mar 07, 2010 08:17PM |
