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Beanz: take all the hair on your anus and just rip it out Beanz: also scientists have found out that the hairs around your butthole is a fart sound dampener Beanz: so Beanz: if you want to fart louder Beanz: remove your ass hairs *** Beanz was kicked by forks (what are you even going on about) Submitted by Layell on Nov 10, 2012 01:21PM Guest 62986: mikel made me change my name from skcuslekim, because if you read it backwards, it says "mikelsucks" but that's not intentional and it's just a coincidence, my nickname is sk, my middle name is cusle, and my last name is kim Submitted by verbatim on Nov 08, 2012 05:32PM <vintagebooks> my friend became a vegetarian because she hates animals and doesn't want to eat them Submitted by Poppy on Nov 08, 2012 12:45AM 18:54 Theorymon also because of wreck it ralph and the new scriblenauts 18:54 Theorymon this means the most common franchise for Mortal Kombat to cross over with... is Mario o_O Submitted by verbatim on Nov 04, 2012 04:55PM <@CaptKirby> I <@CaptKirby> accidentally read a yaoi today <@CaptKirby> I thought it was a comedy <@CaptKirby> then suddenly there was a penis out <@CaptKirby> then suddenly there was ass fucking Submitted by Rodan on Nov 02, 2012 12:53PM <CaptKirby> I have recently come to find saying things like yeehaw and howdy an endless source of delight <CaptKirby> my voicemail is currently something like <shade> have you also found dick in your mouth as a source of delight? <CaptKirby> howdy, y'all get back to me now <CaptKirby> or something <CaptKirby> shade if you are saying the approval rate for finding those words cool is as high as the approval rate for dick <CaptKirby> then it looks like I made a great choice <shade> i was pretty much calling you bent <shade> but ok Submitted by cookie on Nov 02, 2012 09:19AM 20:03 -!- woodChuck was kicked from #pokemon by Venom [ping timeout] 20:03 -!- woodChuck [~woodchuck@also.groundhogs.whistlepigs.and.other.rodents] has joined #pokemon 20:03 <woodChuck> nice kick reason 20:03 -!- woodChuck was kicked from #pokemon by Venom [brokem pipe] 20:03 <Venom> fuck Submitted by Axaj on Oct 18, 2012 08:06PM [13:44] <&Solace> so today i was talking to a friend and she told me that i need a 3 inch binder for ap bio [13:44] <&Solace> and i was like [13:44] <&Solace> "i have a 1 1/2 inch one and shes not complaining" [13:44] <&Solace> and then i just started laughing [13:44] <&Solace> sOMEONE HELP Submitted by doraerawr on Oct 18, 2012 01:57PM [15:24:53] <&Thorns> he's asexual [15:26:26] <&ala> yea pretty cool [15:27:17] <&ala> i wish i were asexual [15:27:22] <&ala> i could get so much done... [15:34:10] <~Poppy> not really [15:34:11] <~Poppy> just yourself Submitted by Thorns on Oct 17, 2012 09:43PM [23:11:34] <&Thorns> i poo every 1-3 days [23:11:40] <&Thorns> took a dump yesterday [23:12:31] <&Hugendugen> I bet I pood more in the last half an hour [23:12:51] <&Hugendugen> than you did all week [23:13:23] <~Poppy> my ass [23:13:30] <~Poppy> poops a lot! [23:13:39] <~Poppy> the delivery would have worked a lot better irl Submitted by Thorns on Oct 11, 2012 05:14AM [22:56:50] <&Hugendugen> I wanna fuck this girl so bad I cut off a bit of her hair and wrapped it around my dick Submitted by Thorns on Oct 11, 2012 05:01AM @verbatim: also @verbatim: in bw2 @verbatim: youngster joey is back @verbatim: everyone grab your guns @verbatim: and follow me ytfeL: i so read that as "youngster joey is black" "everyone grab your guns" Submitted by verbatim on Oct 07, 2012 08:24PM Bmelts playing Pokemon White 1 for the first time: [21:35] <bmelts> i can't go downstairs [21:35] <bmelts> i'm trapped in my room [21:35] <bmelts> with crazy people [21:35] <Aurora> pick your pokemon [21:35] <Aurora> come on [21:35] <bmelts> fucking fine [21:35] <bmelts> okay cute otter thing [21:35] <bmelts> you're coming with me [21:35] <bmelts> and you're going to like it [21:36] <bmelts> hahaha bianca fuck you [21:36] <bmelts> you're such a bitch [21:36] <bmelts> WHAT [21:36] <bmelts> NO [21:36] <bmelts> ARE YOU INSANE [21:36] <bmelts> YOU ARE NOT BATTLING [21:36] <bmelts> IN MY FUCKING ROOM [21:37] <bmelts> DO YOU SEE HOW PRISTINE THIS SHIT IS [21:37] <bmelts> YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK IT UP [21:37] <bmelts> SEE [21:37] <bmelts> CHEREN IS TALKING SOME SENSE [21:37] <bmelts> LISTEN TO THIS ASSHOLE [21:37] <bmelts> HEY NO FUCK YOU (...) [21:39] <bmelts> fuckin [21:39] <bmelts> both of you use tackle [21:39] <bmelts> or whatever [21:39] <bmelts> beat your heads against each other until one of you gets a concussion (...) [21:41] <bmelts> OH MY GOD [21:41] <bmelts> YOU BITCH [21:41] <bmelts> HOW THE FUCK [21:41] <bmelts> HOW ARE THERE PAWPRINTS ON THE FUCKING WALLS [21:41] <bmelts> OUR POKEMON LITERALLY JUST RAN INTO EACH OTHER UNTIL YOURS GOT A CONCUSSION [21:41] <bmelts> YOUR TEPIG IS PROBABLY MENTALLY FUCKED UP FOR LIFE [21:42] <bmelts> ENJOY YOUR RETARDED FIRE PIG THING [21:42] <bmelts> AND CLEAN UP MY ROOM Submitted by ThisMysteriousGuy on Oct 07, 2012 07:12PM Kayo: Hey, I just met you. comatthew6: and this is crazy blarajan: and this is crazy Furai: and this is- blarajan: if you copmlete the song blarajan: i'll ban you maybe Submitted by ThisMysteriousGuy on Oct 05, 2012 03:48PM <%zfs> Romney's got a few dragon dances under his belt, a life orb, and STAB Outrage. Obama has no steel mons left. <%zfs> obama got 4drag2mag'd Submitted by RBG on Oct 03, 2012 07:08PM 22:49 yee the realization of any other metagame 22:49 MrE more like 6 moves 22:49 Joeyboy need one more signup for the ou mini-tournament!!! http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3472754 22:49 yee will make you realize how awful bw2 is 22:49 DoomVM gsc probably requires the most planing ahead of time 22:50 MrE tl;dr gsc takes the most skill 22:50 Lavos joeyboy 22:50 DoomVM from what i've seen 22:50 Lavos me vs yee r1 22:50 Lavos got it? 22:50 MrE gsc is chess, BW is tic-tac-toe 22:50 TFC probably doom 22:50 DoomVM you need to think fairly far ahead 22:50 *** nixcya is now known as nixhex 22:50 imanalt|phone Gsc isn't chess, gsc is like fighting with sticks while in full metal suits of armor 22:51 TFC lol 22:51 TFC thats a pretty good one 22:51 MrE does that mean BW is fighting with swords while naked Submitted by Gafgarion on Sep 28, 2012 08:58PM [17:32] * blazeking24 (Mibbit@synIRC-7F3D92C8.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #smogonwifi [17:32] <blazeking24> hi [17:33] <blazeking24> any1 wana battle [17:34] <&OmegaDonut> no [17:34] <&OmegaDonut> people don't arrange battles here [17:34] <blazeking24> then wathappens here [17:35] <&OmegaDonut> family-friendly bukkake discussion [17:35] * blazeking24 (Mibbit@synIRC-7F3D92C8.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [17:35] <&OmegaDonut> 9 seconds between bukkake mention and the quit [17:35] <&OmegaDonut> not bad Submitted by V4Victini on Sep 27, 2012 02:43PM [19:53] <~Theorymon> lol verbatim [19:53] <~Theorymon> no one is ever gonna forget [19:53] <~Theorymon> the day I punched a segaull lol [19:53] <~Theorymon> that was the day I learned that [19:53] <~Theorymon> you never punch a bird [19:53] <&Jumpman16> you would think that a congregation of x people would involve then [19:53] <&Jumpman16> lol tmon [19:53] <+myzozoa> why did you punch a seagull [19:53] <~Theorymon> long story short [19:53] <+myzozoa> why did a seagull let you punch it [19:53] <~Theorymon> when I was 5 [19:53] <~Theorymon> a seagull [19:53] <~Theorymon> stole my sandwhich [19:54] <~Theorymon> so when it came for my 2nd sandwhich [19:54] <~Theorymon> I punched the fucker [19:54] <~Theorymon> it then chased me [19:54] <~Theorymon> and tried to peck me [19:54] <+RODAN> Theorymon [19:54] <~Theorymon> I ran into my dads car [19:54] <electrolyte> LOL Theory [19:54] <~Theorymon> and the fucker crashed into the window [19:54] <~Theorymon> and died [19:54] <Phazon00> sucks bro [19:54] <+myzozoa> whoa [19:54] <~Theorymon> my dad had to pay like [19:54] <~Theorymon> 100 bucks [19:54] <~Theorymon> to fix the window [19:54] <+myzozoa> theorymon, seagull killer [19:54] <electrolyte> worth it for the sandwich eh [19:54] <+myzozoa> did you at least eat the seagull afterward [19:54] <&Jumpman16> lmfao tmon. [19:54] <electrolyte> lol [19:54] <@verbatim> theorymon [19:55] <@verbatim> did you get the sandwhich back [19:55] <~Theorymon> no [19:55] <~Theorymon> it was on the ground [19:55] <electrolyte> oh [19:55] <@verbatim> dissapointing [19:55] <~Theorymon> I dont want to eat that Submitted by Jumpman16 on Sep 24, 2012 05:02PM [12:17am] ibojangles: i have learned something unacceptable [12:17am] zeb: oh? [12:17am] Solace: what have you learned [12:17am] ibojangles: my neighbor has NEVER HEARD OF THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION [12:17am] v: blacks can vote?> [12:17am] v: o Submitted by Solace on Sep 20, 2012 09:19PM 18:07 <Dracoyoshi8> alright tennisace 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> are you ready to face my 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> ULTIMATE SRS TEAM 18:08 <tennisace> no 18:08 <tennisace> im studying chem 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> oh 18:08 <yellow> tennisace 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> but 18:08 <yellow> johning 18:08 <yellow> SUPER SRS 18:08 <yellow> SRS SRS SRS team 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> all my mons are named after elements 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> we have uh 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> Boron 18:08 <Dracoyoshi8> and 18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> Cobalt 18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> and 18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> Wisconsin 18:09 <yellow> wisconsin 18:09 <tennisace> wisconsin isnt an element 18:09 <yellow> nice element 18:09 <tennisace> what the fuck 18:09 <yellow> lol yoshi 18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> it isn't? 18:09 <Dracoyoshi8> explains why I failed my chem final Submitted by Axaj on Sep 20, 2012 06:16PM [23:52] <@august> i met a pokemon online moderator at a jewish frat party my first weekend here [23:52] <@DTC> who was he [23:52] <@august> idk he's big into VGC [23:52] <@august> i was introduced by another smogoner though [23:52] <@DTC> o you don't remember his username [23:52] <@august> who was on my wcop team [23:53] <&aldaron> po moderator is that like, nfl europe mvp [23:53] <@august> lol [23:53] <&Jumpman16> lol [23:53] <%mw> lol Submitted by Jumpman16 on Sep 17, 2012 08:58PM <MrUncompetitive> lol <MrUncompetitive> This guy had a Kyogre <MrUncompetitive> And he sent sends in his Deoxys-A on my Scarf Kyogre using Surf <MrUncompetitive> It dies <MrUncompetitive> Mewtwo <MrUncompetitive> It dies <MrUncompetitive> Darkrai <MrUncompetitive> It dies <MrUncompetitive> Garchomp <MrUncompetitive> It dies <MrUncompetitive> FINALLY he sends out Kyogre as his last mon <MrUncompetitive> And guess what <Gengan> It died? <MrUncompetitive> He uses Ice Beam Submitted by Gengan on Sep 16, 2012 11:25AM 16:09 DougJustDoug <&Birkal> the hideous acronyms he invented for concept assessment 16:09 DougJustDoug BMB, if you do anything like that, I will kill you. 16:10 bugmaniacbob aww 16:10 DougJustDoug I won't kill you. I will edit every post you make in the future to be a single sentence. Which I know is a fate worse than death for you. 16:10 bugmaniacbob NO 16:10 bugmaniacbob DO NOT DO THAT Submitted by verbatim on Sep 14, 2012 02:15PM [09:09] <&Jellicent> man, i just had the weirdest fuckin dream [09:09] <&Jellicent> i was on some weird alien planet [09:09] <&Jellicent> and, like, we met an alien [09:09] <&Jellicent> and i had to kill it for some reason [09:09] <&Jellicent> and it just stood there calmly as i beat it in the head with a bat [09:09] <&Jellicent> until it died [09:09] <&Jellicent> and then that night, another alien got off in the dead alien's mouth [09:09] <&Jellicent> and when we woke up, we put the corpse in a trash bag [09:09] <&Jellicent> and the guy in charge was like "a dead alien with jizz in it's mouth... boys, we could make some money off of this" [09:10] <&Jellicent> and we just started collecting alien corpses, which would then get mouth fucked by other aliens [09:10] <&Jellicent> and, i didn't understand it and now i'm awake Submitted by Vader on Sep 12, 2012 01:38PM 23:04 pook nah i jerked floppy bigtime 23:04 pook he got clowned Submitted by BiGGiE on Sep 04, 2012 08:07PM |
