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#67 -(48)+ [X]

[14:21:18] Alper: reminds me of that guy that repeatedly used electric attacks on my quagsire with different pokes
[14:21:27] Alper: "where the fuck is the horn"

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#66 -(134)+ [X]

[22:58:21] <chaos> i told my mom
[22:58:24] <chaos> she thought it wasfucking awesome
[22:58:31] <chaos> she said i was original for making a site like that
[22:58:39] <chaos> and that i should put it on a college application!
[22:58:40] <ls> does.. does she know its pokemon
[22:58:42] <chaos> yes
[22:58:43] <chaos> i told her all about it
[22:58:50] <chaos> and i told her that i have 1500 forum members
[22:58:52] <ls> "mom.. i... IM A POKEMON MASTER"

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#65 -(10)+ [X]

[13:27:41] <Hazerider> did you know Steelix can breed with Glalie
[13:29:09] <Steelicks> that's how i got Tafop mods

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#64 -(112)+ [X]

[17:36:44] <Sanders> google sucks
[17:37:00] <Sanders> when i search for "I don't want pictures of pokemon" it gives me pictures of pokemon

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#63 -(-1)+ [X]

[16:41:13] Jamie West.: Hate hackers they hack my wins 150 now its 3

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#62 -(62)+ [X]

[21:18:35] PokeQuest: can i be a mod?
[21:18:47] PokeQuest: i am mostly on all the time
[21:18:50] PopMusic: Hmmm... I don't know...
[21:18:57] PopMusic: We are looking for more staff actually
[21:19:05] PokeQuest: i can help
[21:19:08] PopMusic: What skills do you have?
[21:19:18] PokeQuest: great battleing
[21:19:27] PokeQuest: good combos
[21:19:47] PokeQuest: and other things i dont know about
[21:20:04] PopMusic: Ah... I see. Well, I'm afraid the position has already been filled. Sorry dude.
[21:20:59] PokeQuest: well this sucks
[21:22:40] PopMusic: dont take it too harshly
[21:22:46] PokeQuest: ill do anything u say u name it
[21:23:25] PokeQuest: Vineon: if you can convince popmusic I will
PokeQuest: ill try
[21:23:59] PopMusic: I told you the position has been filled. Would you like me to repeat myself?
[21:24:10] PokeQuest: no thank you sir

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#61 -(32)+ [X]

[15:31:25] <Kaidelong> Alcohol has a nasty habit of increasing blood toxicity though and placing large loads on the liver to process the solvent into the drug components that provide the effect
[15:31:42] <chaos> and
[15:31:44] <Spaced> yeah but it also gets you laid

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#60 -(19)+ [X]

[17:37:08] Excalibur_The_Chao: WHO WANTS A MASTER? (GIRLS ONLY!)

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#59 -(13)+ [X]

[19:29:29] Crolum: what are the evs for mcgraw?

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#58 -(-2)+ [X]

[21:42:10] timerbomb signed on.
[21:42:38] timerbomb: i turned my comp on to say HI vineon
[21:42:48] timerbomb: and sorry about last time too
[21:42:53] timerbomb: k bye
[21:42:55] timerbomb signed off.

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#57 -(5)+ [X]

[12:41:39] * Now talking in #smogon
[12:41:39] * Topic is 'fuck you brain'
[12:41:39] * Set by chaos on Fri Aug 12 23:35:51
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[16:54:56] * Alexandros has joined #smogon
[16:54:57] * internet sets mode: +v Alexandros
[17:03:54] <Alexandros> brainfuck?
[17:03:54] <Alexandros> :o

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#56 -(9)+ [X]

[21:45:27] Cacturne: I officially declare
[21:45:30] Cacturne: that I hate all 10 year olds
[21:45:32] Cacturne: thank you
[21:45:41] dish [test]: you were a 10 year old once :(
[21:45:51] Cacturne: dont remind me

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#55 -(-3)+ [X]

[11:07] Chariots of barn: im horny pls battle

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#54 -(36)+ [X]

[20:25:26] <Justin8649> and me and my family were eating at a chinese restaurant
[20:25:35] <Justin8649> and they have those yearly zodiac things with all the animals
[20:25:42] <Justin8649> and if you were born on a certain year you are a certain animal
[20:25:49] <Justin8649> well i obviously didnt know cock was slang for penis
[20:25:53] <Justin8649> and my grandfather was a cock
[20:25:59] <Justin8649> and i was all like "HAHA YOURE A COCK"
[20:26:02] <Justin8649> and i said it really loud

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#53 -(11)+ [X]


[13:07:46] Mekkah: "I like to show my cock for hops." Dutch trainer Mekkah would like to battle

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#52 -(82)+ [X]

[15:18:27] <BH> chaos
[15:18:30] <BH> if you were ash
[15:18:33] <BH> and brain was brock
[15:18:36] <BH> and misty was vineon
[15:18:38] <BH> who would i be
[15:18:43] <chaos> togepi
[15:18:52] <BH> why
[15:19:07] <chaos> because you talk alot but nobody listens they just say aww thats cute
[15:19:10] <BH> i think i would be charizard
[15:19:21] <BH> you are too low to handle me
[15:19:22] <BH> okay
[15:19:27] * BH kicks chaos
[15:19:32] <Alexandros> lol
[15:19:37] * chaos pushes charizard into a swimming pool
[15:19:42] <BH> ????
[15:19:46] <BH> my flame can't go out or i'll die..
[15:19:58] <BH> rescue me chaos ;_ ;

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#51 -(43)+ [X]

[14:33:56] v-gina: i want u
[14:34:05] [Steelicks]: oh really?
[14:34:09] v-gina: yes
[14:34:31] [Steelicks]: would you... eat my pants?
[14:34:40] v-gina: meybe
[14:34:47] [Steelicks]: that really turns me on, baby
[14:35:00] v-gina: moans at ur voice
[14:35:13] [Steelicks]: please baby... eat my pants...
[14:35:22] v-gina: first
[14:35:28] v-gina: fuck me
[14:36:00] [Steelicks]: but i cant... i cant remove my pants!
[14:36:04] [Steelicks]: please... eat them off me...
[14:36:26] v-gina: chews ur legpant
[14:36:35] v-gina: and then the other
[14:36:45] v-gina: slowly making my way up
[14:36:56] [Steelicks]: i have removed my pants
[14:36:58] [Steelicks]: please eat the rest
[14:37:22] v-gina: eats
[14:37:28] v-gina: and eats
[14:37:38] v-gina: until their all gone
[14:37:45] v-gina: now enough of this fuck me
[14:37:53] v-gina: i need u
[14:37:56] [Steelicks]: but i cant!
[14:38:05] v-gina: y
[14:38:20] [Steelicks]: i cant remove my pants :(

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#50 -(24)+ [X]

[14:08:08] [Steelicks]: actually guys i am 9.2m, or 30'02"
[14:08:14] [Steelicks]: i am 400kg
[14:08:25] [Steelicks]: and i breed with Minerals only
[14:08:46] [Steelicks]: i have the rock head trait and there's a 50% chance i will be male

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#49 -(21)+ [X]

[fire]YouNeedABath: I run smogon.com and if you guys dont belive me then maybe ill shut down the site

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#48 -(-4)+ [X]

[00:06:08] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: he didn't make smogon
[00:06:13] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: choas that is
[00:06:25] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: et make smogon

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#47 -(-6)+ [X]

[23:43:19] Tanooki Suit: on some train station
[23:43:25] Tanooki Suit: gare du lyon i think
[23:43:36] Tanooki Suit: i saw some wall with scribbles
[23:43:45] Tanooki Suit: one of them was "BRAZIL"
[23:43:57] Tanooki Suit: so next to it i scribbled "XD"

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#46 -(-6)+ [X]

Alper: u2 reminds me of jshadias
Alper: with "yeah" instead of "boah"

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#45 -(62)+ [X]

[21:00:37] bassie: whats d/p
[21:00:48] Acura: double penetration
[21:00:57] Mekk: i am so going to get d/p

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#44 -(64)+ [X]

[20:28] Arabian Beauty: can i have an appointment with chaos
[20:28] Mekk: im not his secretary
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[20:30:31] <Spaced> i'm sorry mr chaos is in a meeting right now
[20:30:49] <chaos> he can page me if he wants
[20:31:04] <chaos> i'll get back to him after my golf match
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[20:30] Mekk: oh, chaos left a message for you since he expected you
[20:30] Mekk: do you want to see it?
[20:30] Mekk: i suppose not
[20:30] Mekk: the door is over there
[20:31] Arabian Beauty: o i am sorry i did nt want to disturb any one
[20:32] Mekk: he told me to tell you to pin your appointment to 3:30
[20:32] Mekk: you can also page him
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: on what
[20:32] Mekk: he'll answer when he's back from his golf match
[20:32] Mekk: oh you don't have his number do you
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: where
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: nope
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: i dont want it
[20:32] Mekk: well then you cant page him
[20:33] Arabian Beauty: i just want to speak with him POLIETLEY!
[20:33] Mekk: could you please sit over there and wait, because he is in an important meeting right now
[20:33] Arabian Beauty: what place i will go there'
[20:34] Mekk: didnt you see me pointing
[20:34] Arabian Beauty: just forget it but thanx for ur info

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#43 -(21)+ [X]

[19:39:45] Synre: if geodude could use fly I would want him on my team, he has the right idea
[19:39:53] Synre: everyone is flying to the elite four with thier lame legendary birds
[19:39:56] Synre: and then I pop in GEODUDE

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

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