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[04:38am] goldensun: seriosly man
[04:38am] goldensun: that was mean
[04:49am] gsaway: hmmm
[04:49am] gsaway: was it really ban worthy
[04:49am] goldensun: i dont think so
[04:50am] goldensun: maybe 3 points
[04:50am] goldensun: but most certainly not 4
[04:50am] ibojangles: it was definitely banworthy
[04:50am] goldensun: o really
[04:50am] ibojangles: yes
[04:50am] ibojangles: first you clearly flamed kg
[04:51am] goldensun: obviously you've never played pokemon
[04:51am] ibojangles: then you responded with "shut up" to my infraction
[04:51am] goldensun: you tend to angry
[04:51am] goldensun: when someone lucks you
[04:51am] ibojangles: yeah i've gotten angry
[04:51am] goldensun: get angry*
[04:51am] ibojangles: but i'm not an idiot about it
[04:52am] goldensun: who do i have to talk to
[04:52am] goldensun: to try and get this undone
[04:54am] goldensun: helllooooooooo
[04:54am] ibojangles: hold on
[04:54am] ibojangles: let me go get an admin who could reverse it for you
[04:54am] ibojangles: ok i'm here
[04:54am] goldensun: o
[04:54am] goldensun: your an admin
[04:54am] ibojangles: yes
[04:54am] goldensun: why have i never heard of you
[04:54am] goldensun: thats weird

[20:36:51] <&Poppy> lady salamence
[20:36:54] <@LadySalamence> Yes
[20:36:58] <&Poppy> would you like to have my phone number
[20:36:59] <&Poppy> lol
[20:37:01] <@LadySalamence> No
[20:37:05] <&Poppy> thought so

forks: hahaha
forks: not sure how to feel about
forks: deck knight's
forks: rap
forks: i rate it: white/10

<@kamitsure> I want a pink username
<@kamitsure> but it's only happening if I beg mekkah on April fools day
<~am> lol
<@kamitsure> or christmas or my birthday
<~am> i want a black username
<%TFC> like tyrone
<%TFC> or shanequa

[17:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo az az
[17:50] * ~az protect
[17:50] <~az> wow fuck
[17:50] <~az> typo

[23:10:36] <&Solace> (18:09:00) bighead: solace your a girl?
[23:10:36] <&Solace> (18:09:03) +Solace: yea
[23:10:36] <&Solace> (18:09:05) bighead: wanna go out
[23:10:37] <&Solace> (18:09:07) +Solace: no
[23:10:37] <&Solace> smackdown
[23:10:43] <~az> hahahhaa
[23:10:47] <~az> sasslace
[23:10:47] <@Birkal> lol
[23:10:52] <@Birkal> didn't even give him a chance
[23:10:54] <~az> solace you are gonna grow up to be
[23:10:55] <@Birkal> to pitch his proposal!
[23:10:58] <&Solace> lol
[23:10:59] <~az> a real <3breaker
[23:11:04] <&Solace> i dont
[23:11:07] <&Solace> wanna go out with anyone
[23:11:08] <~az> </3er
[23:11:10] <&Solace> who has a bad username

<@ibojangles> bmelts, are you helping aeo program ps?
<+bmelts> yes
<@ibojangles> i have a formal request
<@ibojangles> i would like to have chatter record my voice like it does in the game
<@ibojangles> so my opponents can truly feel my fury

[22:24:07] [Shii] I went to a Catholic elementary school
[22:24:17] [@atlas] moi aussi
[22:24:33] [Shii] I'm pretty sure the only thing I know about my body is that it was great at taking abuse

(03:46:26) <@Gmax> tbh
(03:46:30) <@shade> ok
(03:46:30) <@shade> we have
(03:46:32) <@shade> 2-1-1
(03:46:33) <@CaptKirby> if I were a simpsons character I would not be anyone stupid
(03:46:33) <@Gmax> or whatever his name is
(03:46:37) <@shade> 2 for comic book guy
(03:46:41) <@shade> 1 for not
(03:46:42) <@shade> 1 for barney
(03:46:44) <@Gmax> Fishin it was your role
(03:46:45) <@Gmax> what was it
(03:46:47) <@Gmax> barney?
(03:46:48) <@CaptKirby> shade
(03:46:53) <@Fishin> yea in simpsons mafia long ago
(03:46:54) <@CaptKirby> do you honestly think I am any simpsons character
(03:46:55) <@CaptKirby> get real
(03:46:56) <@Gmax> ok yea barney
(03:46:59) <@shade> yes
(03:47:00) <@shade> youre fat
(03:47:01) <@Fishin> captkirby if you want to tie the vote
(03:47:02) <@shade> queer
(03:47:03) <@shade> like comics
(03:47:04) <@Fishin> you have to say
(03:47:05) <@CaptKirby> not a single simpsons character could spell the word asseverative
(03:47:06) <@Fishin> you are barney
(03:47:08) <@Fishin> is this acceptable
(03:47:17) <@shade> lol Fishin
(03:47:19) <@CaptKirby> barney is secretly a genius
(03:47:19) <@CaptKirby> so
(03:47:21) <@CaptKirby> I can accept this
(03:47:28) <@CaptKirby> I do not see how I could ever fall into alcoholism though
(03:47:29) <@Fishin> ok
(03:47:30) <@shade> Gmax you cunt
(03:47:32) * Joins: RODAN (RODAN@synIRC-57777D1F.home3.cgocable.net)
(03:47:33) <@CaptKirby> there would have to be a tasty beverage
(03:47:35) <@Fishin> so atm you are a mix of comic book guy and barney
(03:47:42) * ChanServ sets mode: +v RODAN
(03:47:49) <@CaptKirby> look, the only thing I share in common with the comic book guy is CRITICIZING THINGS
(03:47:53) <@shade> the thing they have in common
(03:47:56) <@CaptKirby> but he does it in an oafish manner because he is a joke
(03:47:57) <@shade> is excess weight
(03:47:59) <@shade> whichever he is
(03:48:05) <@CaptKirby> shade the comic book guy is a character who must be around 350 pounds
(03:48:08) <@CaptKirby> I am 215
(03:48:11) <@CaptKirby> and can bench my own body weight
(03:48:14) <@shade> lol ninahaza
(03:48:15) <@CaptKirby> I am not in great shape, but I am not a whale
(03:48:18) <@shade> weights less than you
(03:48:24) <@shade> he is a fat black guy
(03:48:27) <@CaptKirby> well I put on like 10 pounds of muscle, not that it matters
(03:48:37) <@CaptKirby> I will lose the weight eventually
(03:48:45) <@CaptKirby> I have not gained weight in a month, I just have not lost again yet
(03:49:32) <@CaptKirby> anyway, the comic book guy lacks perspective because he is meant to be a joke
(03:49:36) <@CaptKirby> he genuinely enjoys things like Xena
(03:50:05) <@CaptKirby> anyway mekkah
(03:50:14) <@CaptKirby> what good comics have you posted
(03:50:18) <@shade> look at CaptKirby critically analysing comic book guy
(03:50:19) <@CaptKirby> that prove my comic taste is somehow bad
(03:50:22) <@shade> like comic book guy would
(03:50:29) <@CaptKirby> shade the comic book guy could never analyze himself
(03:50:33) <@CaptKirby> I know my defects perfectly well
(03:50:36) <@CaptKirby> and do not care about any of them
(03:50:38) <@Mekkah> why would i need to post good comics to prove yours suck
(03:50:39) <@Fishin> man the more i think about it
(03:50:44) <@Mekkah> i can just say yours suck because i dislike them
(03:50:47) <@CaptKirby> which of mine suck mekkah
(03:50:50) <@CaptKirby> you just dislike real comics
(03:50:52) <@CaptKirby> you want bad webcomics instead
(03:50:53) <@Fishin> comic book guy is *exactly* ck
(03:50:59) <@Fishin> in nearly every way possible
(03:51:01) <@shade> yes
(03:51:18) <@Mekkah> i like almost no web comics
(03:51:37) <@CaptKirby> you guys are complete fucking assholes
(03:51:50) <@CaptKirby> not going to look at this channel again for about five hours, later
(03:51:58) <@shade> Fishin
(03:52:00) <@shade> hahahaha
(03:52:04) <@Mekkah> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/222px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png
(03:52:04) <@shade> i find an uncanny thing
(03:52:05) <@shade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzyd91NFx-Y
(03:52:05) <@Mekkah> holy shit
(03:52:06) <@shade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzyd91NFx-Y
(03:52:06) <@shade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzyd91NFx-Y
(03:52:10) <@shade> this is what CaptKirby does
(03:52:12) <@shade> to naruto
(03:52:13) <@shade> and other anime
(03:52:21) <@Mekkah> also rofl
(03:53:00) <@Fishin> lol
(03:53:02) <@Fishin> its
(03:53:03) <@Fishin> true
(03:53:09) <@Fishin> good work shade
(03:54:11) <@Mekkah> Romance
(03:54:12) <@Mekkah> Comic Book Guy was once married in an online role-playing game. He and his Internet wife contemplated having children, but that would have severely drained his "power crystals".[6
(03:54:13) <@Mekkah> lol
(03:54:52) <@shade> hahah
(03:54:58) <@shade> this is so CaptKirby
(03:54:59) <@Fishin> hahaha
(03:55:37) <+RODAN> In Season 16's "There's Something About Marrying", he hopes to wed a Xena: Warrior Princess cardboard figure.
(03:56:16) * Quits: @jritos (~endless@a.life.of.possibilities) (Quit: are you goin' round the twist?)
(04:03:55) <@Gmax> hahaha
(04:05:12) <@shade> am literally jizzed
(04:05:16) <@shade> when i told him the comparison
(04:05:18) <@shade> and showed the video
(04:05:19) <@shade> [19:04:35] <am> YES
(04:05:19) <@shade> [19:04:38] <am> my god yes
(04:07:45) <@Gmax> lol ck
(04:07:52) <@Gmax> i never knew there was such bad blood
(04:07:54) <@Gmax> between you and ace
(04:14:55) <@Fishin> ace matadork
(04:15:43) <+RODAN> Fishin
(04:15:49) <+RODAN> Comic Book Guy is a very obese, socially incompetent, unshaven, cruel man who is perhaps best known for his sarcastic quips.
(04:16:20) <@Fishin> it is impossible to deny
(04:16:28) <@Fishin> the simarities
(04:20:05) <@CaptKirby> fuck all of you feckless dickweeds
(04:20:06) * Parts: @CaptKirby (CaptKirby@and.then.there.was.silence)

<firecape> oh my god im so bored
<firecape> im watching man vs wild
<firecape> its god awful
<firecape> like
<firecape> i just turn around
<firecape> and hes butt naked
<firecape> WTF

<shade> wiat what the hell
<shade> i just checked the admins
<shade> who the hell is bloo

[15:25] <am> i need to get rid of all these crappy throwaways for spl i made first thouggh
[15:25] <am> theres like 20 in my folder
[15:25] <am> ill donate some to Folgorio
[15:25] <am> he's like the africa of teams

On editing Pokemon

cookie: you know what'd be great
cookie: a cloyster that's been vaginised
cookie: give it a flesh-coloured palette
cookie: and make the front more like a vulva
cookie: and the spike into a clitoris
az: grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
az: let's
az: please
az: never do that
az: cloyster used bite
cookie: clamp
cookie: for 2-5 turns
az: if its two
az: you have only
az: yourself to blame

(21:55:26) +Chou Toshio: everytime someone bitches about weather
(21:55:30) +Chou Toshio: I tell them to play middle cup
(21:55:31) +Chou Toshio: lol
(21:55:36) UxieFTW: lol
(21:55:59) dqryhghtty: thats like telling someone that hates detroit to move to rwanda

(21:02:42) kaonohiokala: alright, final run in UU
(21:02:47) kaonohiokala: from 1000 to 1400
(21:02:49) kaonohiokala: let's get it
(21:03:54) +Chou Toshio: kaonohiokala, eh, you stay Hawai'i bra?
(21:04:57) +Chou Toshio: I wonda if, I wen' try speak Hawaii pidgin in da cha', if I going get ban by one mod
(21:05:38) +Chou Toshio: cause mos' likely dey nevah wen' heah one guy speak da local kine tongue

(20:25:08) Anime Master James: Hey can anyone give me a good moveset of Onix in Soul Silver?
(20:25:49) +Seven Deadly Sins: don't / use / shitty / onix @ ever
(20:25:51) Zacchaeus: dont use onix...
(20:25:53) Zacchaeus: hahaha
(20:25:54) +Seven Deadly Sins: that's a pretty awesome moveset
(20:25:58) Blue Star: lmao
(20:25:58) Anime Master James: ...
(20:26:00) +Seven Deadly Sins: imo
(20:26:04) +Hipmonlee: onix @ metal coat
(20:26:07) +Hipmonlee: trade
(20:26:10) +Hipmonlee: to friend

<Daenym> ┯━┯ノ(º₋ºノ)
<WildEep> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
<Daenym> (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡(dǝǝpןıʍ)
<WildEep> wildeepノ(º₋ºノ)

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birkal's smk break up pt 2:

[01:02:14] <~az> wow that
[01:02:20] <~az> doesn't sound like a very well-informed decision
[01:02:20] <~az> lol
[01:02:22] <~az> what happened
[01:02:26] <&Solace> lol
[01:02:33] <&Solace> she crashed her car
[01:02:33] <&Solace> into birkal's
[01:02:45] <&Solace> "THIS IS FOR BREAKING MY HEART YOU MONSTER.........."
[01:03:08] <~az> "your words, they stab
[01:03:12] <~az> like a blue shell to my soul"
[01:03:51] <@Birkal> hahaha
[01:04:02] <&Solace> hahaha
[01:04:03] <@Birkal> no, we were planning on breaking up before the game =P
[01:04:15] <@Birkal> But we were like, "every break up is sad. we should try to make it fun!"
[01:04:46] <&Solace> "last person to pass the finish line has to be dumped"
[01:04:51] <~az> hhahahahah
[01:04:56] <@Birkal> hahahaha
[01:04:59] <@Birkal> We shoulda
[01:05:23] <~az> outta this relationship like bullet bill
[01:05:56] <@Birkal> Haha
[01:06:07] <@Birkal> "I cheated on her. By using the Frappe Snowland glitch."

[01:01:35] <@Birkal> mmm
[01:01:40] <@Birkal> break ups just aren't very fun =(
[01:01:55] <@Birkal> even that one time a girl and I broke up while playing mario kart to try to make it fun
[01:01:58] <@Birkal> wasn't fun then either =(

[04:53:32] <Darkaxis> So Valentines' Day is comin
[04:53:37] <Darkaxis> what are you doing?
[04:54:12] <pookar> u mom
[04:55:41] <Darkaxis> man
[04:56:03] <Darkaxis> My dad has made my mom an estimate of 15 times
[04:56:20] <Darkaxis> People I meet on Smogon do her for an estimate of 48
[05:04:57] <Shii> I find it creepy how you keep track
[05:05:26] <Darkaxis> well our rooms are side-by-side
[05:05:32] <Darkaxis> and some one has to record it

<az> why did you close that thread on fashion
<az> did you see kittenmay
<az> the bonafide egirl
<az> said she agreed with me
<az> thats like internet second base

[14:46:08] <+xtra> ugh im fucked
[14:46:19] <+xtra> my mom clicked on yahoo article 'girl wears bikinis in time square'
[14:46:23] <+xtra> and it linked to my facebook
[14:46:26] <+xtra> and it sais
[14:46:38] <+xtra> "xtrashine" read girl with bikinis on timesquare
[14:46:58] <+xtra> on everyons newfeed

<Xaqwais> i should
<Xaqwais> look up your sister ben
<Xaqwais> and see if that is true
<BenVdd> the hot one isn't on FB
<az> what
<az> how can you refer to your sister
<az> as hot
<az> what the fuck
<BenVdd> she is older then me
<BenVdd> i think objectively

[19:58:16] [+spence] ok is anyone a mod on PO here
[19:58:22] [+spence] chaos and i would like to challenge cup
[19:58:35] [%ibojangles] i'm a po mod
[19:58:36] [+spence] but we were banned out of the blue for singing 2 lines to single ladie
[19:58:47] [+spence] please unban [PUMPER] BIG FFUCK and [PUMPER] pump
[19:59:01] [+spence] not only did we literally do nothing, but chaos kinda owns smogon
[19:59:06] [+spence] so i think it'll be okay