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#584 -(1)+ [X]

|21|02|12| Sacred Flame: NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOGON = SHIT-ON ! U FAGS THESE GUYS ROB U OFF UR MONEH!!!!!!!!! THEY WASTE UR TIMES LEAVE NOW OR SUFFER MY CURSE AFTER I GET BANNED!

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:27AM

#1219 -(5)+ [X]

[20:00:05] <andrews> i blame walrein
[20:00:11] <andrews> i never said this internet is bad
[20:00:14] <andrews> i just said i share it
[20:00:20] <andrews> and around like 11:00 pm
[20:00:21] <andrews> each night
[20:00:23] <andrews> it lags
[20:00:24] <andrews> like crazy
[20:00:27] <andrews> like the entire uni
[20:00:29] <andrews> is watching porn
[20:00:31] <andrews> simultaneously
[20:00:36] <Empoof> America the beautiful ~~

Submitted by billymills on Feb 12, 2013 06:59PM

#861 -(4)+ [X]

mingot: when i do violen with my little one and i am talking through a bow hold i call her pinky her panky
mingot: and she flips out every night
Broolucks: I'm not sure how to even pronounce anime
mingot: ITS -- A -- PINKY
mingot: ann-a-may
Broolucks: and what does she say about "violen"
mingot: well
mingot: i dont spell it for her

Submitted by Vader on Apr 03, 2011 07:36PM

#1006 -(5)+ [X]

<+Moo> whats smogons policy on ties?
* aldaron (~aldaon@indian.six.pack.abs) has joined #insidescoop
* Porygon2 sets mode: +v aldaron
* macle (macle@synIRC-74FFB7B5.dsl.milwwi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #insidescoop
<+az> here, moo:
<+az> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86839
<+Moo> :(

Submitted by Lady Salamence on Dec 14, 2011 01:27PM

#768 -(4)+ [X]

[11:30pm] Swift_Strike joined the chat room.
[11:30pm] THE_IRON_KENYAN joined the chat room.
[11:30pm] Swift_Strike: Can I ask for directions on teh smogon forums here?
[11:30pm] Swift_Strike: the*
[11:31pm] SevenDeadlySins: probably not
[11:31pm] Swift_Strike: eh i figured as much...
[11:32pm] Swift_Strike: i guess ill have to sift through till i find it
[11:32pm] Swift_Strike left the chat room. (Quit: )

Submitted by Firestorm on Nov 21, 2010 11:36PM

#368 -(75)+ [X]

<BlueKirby> why dont you slip into something more comfortable
<BlueKirby> like a coma

Submitted by cookie on Nov 15, 2009 05:18AM

#1248 -(9)+ [X]

GRIDDO: stop being racist theres africans on the server

Submitted by Rodan on Apr 28, 2013 05:10AM

#1111 -(26)+ [X]

[16:04] <Mekkah> i think lightning has been the type fucked with the most in anime
[16:04] <Mekkah> bellsprout: immune to lightning cos his roots
[16:04] <Mekkah> magmar: immune to lightning cause his air shield shit
[16:04] <Mekkah> marowak: dies
[16:04] <Mekkah> geodude: dies
[16:04] <Mekkah> onix: dies

Submitted by Blue_Star on May 20, 2012 12:06PM

#1063 -(14)+ [X]

<THE_IRON_KENYAN> littleroot town
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats what they call locopokes asshole

Submitted by Fatecrashers on Mar 07, 2012 09:13PM

#601 -(2)+ [X]

<Misty> i have a tiny one
<Misty> it is amazing

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:38AM

#546 -(2)+ [X]

<Vincent> I always loved when my mom slept with me

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:29AM

#378 -(49)+ [X]

[00:34:43] <+CaptKirby> I have abnormally large nipples for a guy
[00:34:49] <+CaptKirby> which I should not have pointed out

Submitted by monkfish on Dec 16, 2009 04:35PM

#557 -(7)+ [X]

<@Hipmonlee> I am totally covered in pine gum atm
<@Hipmonlee> but I got our christmast tree
<m0nkfish> hip, how big?
<m0nkfish> is my penis
<@Hipmonlee> I think it is just under 10'

Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:26AM

#688 -(97)+ [X]

[00:00:19] <+evan> Garlic bread is hilarious
[00:00:21] <+evan> i mean
[00:00:22] <+evan> delicious

Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 11:22AM

#324 -(7)+ [X]

[04:57] <Tangerine> mekkah
[04:57] <Tangerine> why is wifi still there
[04:57] <Tangerine> why are you slacking
[04:57] <Mekkah> it
[04:58] <Mekkah> s a lot of crap, i cant remove it all at once
[04:58] <Tangerine> i thought you were an admin
[04:58] <Tangerine> all powerful
[04:58] <Tangerine> etc
[04:58] <Mekkah> imagine
[04:58] <Tangerine> oh man
[04:58] <Tangerine> that bad huh
[04:58] <Tangerine> :<
[04:58] <Mekkah> even with my mighty admin powers
[04:58] <Mekkah> it takes 3 years to shove all the shit somewhere else
[04:58] <Tangerine> shove it into junior
[04:58] <jayare> lol shoddy is fucking unbearable
[04:58] <jayare> everyones a retard
[04:58] <Tangerine> like give all the posts in wifi
[04:58] <Tangerine> to junior
[04:58] <jayare> no dont
[05:01] <Mekkah> that would make his HEAD IMPLODE
[05:01] <Tangerine> its the only way we can destroy junior...
[05:01] <Tangerine> you must do it
[05:02] <jayare> according to tangerines philosophy, it can be assumed that my head cannot implode on itself as there would be nothing for it to implode on
[05:02] <jayare> i think i just insulted myself while proving that mekkah is wrong

Submitted by RBG on Aug 24, 2009 10:38PM

#1221 -(2)+ [X]

[20:18] <Arcticblast> 20:16 Zarel bmelts and I agree on [nearly] everything
[20:18] <Arcticblast> this reminds me of Zarel's The Smog interview
[20:18] <Arcticblast> which was STRICTLY CONSENSUAL
[20:19] <Zarel> Arcticblast, bmelts is heterosexual; it's my biggest regret. :(
[20:19] <bmelts> i prefer the term heteroflexible

Submitted by V4Victini on Feb 24, 2013 05:16PM

#1025 -(1)+ [X]

Ash:If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if your a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.

Submitted by itachiliveson on Jan 20, 2012 10:57PM

#244 -(22)+ [X]

<Muerte---> me gustaria to know if you know servants that themselves linkeen porfavor if know send me private I am Chilean do not I understand the groins I am translating.- thanks

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#249 -(-7)+ [X]

[15:56:29] Socram: ÑOSTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:56:39] Socram: EÑO FEÑO FRUÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#1158 -(25)+ [X]

Bmelts playing Pokemon White 1 for the first time:

[21:35] <bmelts> i can't go downstairs
[21:35] <bmelts> i'm trapped in my room
[21:35] <bmelts> with crazy people
[21:35] <Aurora> pick your pokemon
[21:35] <Aurora> come on
[21:35] <bmelts> fucking fine
[21:35] <bmelts> okay cute otter thing
[21:35] <bmelts> you're coming with me
[21:35] <bmelts> and you're going to like it
[21:36] <bmelts> hahaha bianca fuck you
[21:36] <bmelts> you're such a bitch
[21:36] <bmelts> WHAT
[21:36] <bmelts> NO
[21:36] <bmelts> ARE YOU INSANE
[21:36] <bmelts> YOU ARE NOT BATTLING
[21:36] <bmelts> IN MY FUCKING ROOM
[21:37] <bmelts> DO YOU SEE HOW PRISTINE THIS SHIT IS
[21:37] <bmelts> YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK IT UP
[21:37] <bmelts> SEE
[21:37] <bmelts> CHEREN IS TALKING SOME SENSE
[21:37] <bmelts> LISTEN TO THIS ASSHOLE
[21:37] <bmelts> HEY NO FUCK YOU

(...)

[21:39] <bmelts> fuckin
[21:39] <bmelts> both of you use tackle
[21:39] <bmelts> or whatever
[21:39] <bmelts> beat your heads against each other until one of you gets a concussion

(...)

[21:41] <bmelts> OH MY GOD
[21:41] <bmelts> YOU BITCH
[21:41] <bmelts> HOW THE FUCK
[21:41] <bmelts> HOW ARE THERE PAWPRINTS ON THE FUCKING WALLS
[21:41] <bmelts> OUR POKEMON LITERALLY JUST RAN INTO EACH OTHER UNTIL YOURS GOT A CONCUSSION
[21:41] <bmelts> YOUR TEPIG IS PROBABLY MENTALLY FUCKED UP FOR LIFE
[21:42] <bmelts> ENJOY YOUR RETARDED FIRE PIG THING
[21:42] <bmelts> AND CLEAN UP MY ROOM

Submitted by ThisMysteriousGuy on Oct 07, 2012 07:12PM

#1043 -(8)+ [X]

<Daenym> ┯━┯ノ(º₋ºノ)
<WildEep> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
<Daenym> (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡(dǝǝpןıʍ)
<WildEep> wildeepノ(º₋ºノ)

Submitted by tennisace on Feb 23, 2012 01:51PM

#658 -(-8)+ [X]

Squabbles: Team dick is here

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:54AM

#288 -(-9)+ [X]

<billymills> I'd have hoped it was a longer one
<billymills> but doesn't matter

Submitted by darkie on Jul 21, 2009 09:28PM

#957 -(13)+ [X]

forks: layell let me take you under my wing
forks: you will be my apprentice and I will teach you my ways
forks: (the ways of the fork)
Layell: I guess it’s better than spooning
forks: …
forks: what if spooning is my ways
forks: oh wait im dumb

Submitted by Layell on Sep 19, 2011 04:15PM

#1170 -(17)+ [X]

Beanz: take all the hair on your anus and just rip it out
Beanz: also scientists have found out that the hairs around your butthole is a fart sound dampener
Beanz: so
Beanz: if you want to fart louder
Beanz: remove your ass hairs
*** Beanz was kicked by forks (what are you even going on about)

Submitted by Layell on Nov 10, 2012 01:21PM