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#637 -(3)+ [X]

-[20:13:27]- nomarl trainer kevin: i want to battle a girl who is a girl ive been battling boys all day i want a challange

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:46AM

#271 -(39)+ [X]

[22:07] Bizkit: SERVER MESSAGE: HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM TEAM OZONE:SMOGON WILL DIE NOW SMOGON IS ENFECTED WITH A VIRUS THAT WILL SHUT IT DOWN ALL THE WAY IT IS CUMA SUTRASERVER MESSAGE: HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM TEAM OZONE:SMOGON WILL DIE NOW SMOGON IS ENFECT

Submitted by ryubahamut on Jul 13, 2009 06:58AM

#152 -(10)+ [X]

(ddd) you are a stupid, becouse in the foto i see that you are a nice boy ( i'm not a gay, but anyone can say if a man or a girl is orrible or nice), and you can do sex always with a lot of girl, like i do. but you play always with pokemon
(Vineon) what do you know about my sex life ?
(Vineon) O_o
(Vineon) I have a wife
(ddd) YOU HAVE 20 YEARS!
(Vineon) I know
(Vineon) 22
(ddd) i see some man that had 45 years and are not married
(Vineon) well not me amigo :p
(ddd) however, you don't fuck many time
(Vineon) lol
(Vineon) you fuck all the time I bet ?
(ddd) no, cause i have 15 years
(ddd) but with my girl
(ddd) do oral.sex
(Vineon) ah
(ddd) GO FUCK
(ddd) W POKEMON
(ddd) W PIKACHU
(Vineon) W YOUR MOM

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#1232 -(24)+ [X]

{ 20:36 } <Magnitude> maybe if i pray hard enough woodchuck will choke on his dinner one day and die
{ 20:36 } <woodchuck> really
{ 20:36 } <woodchuck> i thought you had had enough of my gags

Submitted by V4Victini on Mar 18, 2013 05:40PM

#160 -(5)+ [X]

(D_D_D) today sexbot has the mestruation
* D_D_D is now known as DarkBot4
(DarkBot4) yes, wally likes ketchup

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#270 -(23)+ [X]

[23:45] <McGraw> hey guys
[23:45] <McGraw> is it true that lieing is spelt LIEING
[23:45] <Misty> lol McGraw
[23:45] <McGraw> because i just posted a topic about lieing and probably spelt it WRONG THROUGHOUT
[23:45] <m0nkfish> no it is not true why
[23:45] <Misty> also it's lying
[23:45] <Misty> :[
[23:45] <m0nkfish> lying plz
[23:45] <McGraw> good
[23:45] <Misty> it was funny to read this interesting topic and then the next reply is this idiot noob
[23:45] <McGraw> SUP UP KELLY
[23:45] <McGraw> I HATE YOU
[23:45] <McGraw> OK>
[23:46] <McGraw> OK?!
[23:46] <@CrazyStarwolf> what
[23:46] <McGraw> SHUT UP*
[23:46] <@CrazyStarwolf> i never said it was lieing
[23:46] <@CrazyStarwolf> =p
[23:46] <McGraw> that was crap
[23:46] <McGraw> you implied it
[23:46] <McGraw> BITCH >:[
[23:46] <@CrazyStarwolf> no i didn't
[23:46] <@CrazyStarwolf> but if it was intentional, wouldn't that just be ironic =p

Submitted by crabnebula on Jul 11, 2009 10:54AM

#973 -(17)+ [X]

[22:40:11] <&brain> ↓ I'm with stupid
[22:40:12] * Hugendugen (~hugenduge@99960530.E3ED6EE8.D425D220.IP) has joined #smogon
[22:40:14] <&Vincent> ↑ I am with gay
[22:40:20] <&Vincent> poor hugendugen
[22:40:21] <&brain> poor Hugendugen
[22:40:23] <&Vincent> haha
[22:40:23] <&brain> lol
[22:40:24] <kakky> lol
[22:40:40] <kakky> that needs to be qdb's
[22:40:44] <kakky> *qdb'd
[22:40:56] <Hugendugen> gosh darnit

Submitted by kakky on Oct 26, 2011 07:41PM

#524 -(7)+ [X]

<Sanders> eat a dick
<Sanders> i invented it

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:24AM

#609 -(1)+ [X]

[16:04:05] matrix_xxx: fuck u all ass holl know push push u bich

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:42AM

#64 -(113)+ [X]

[17:36:44] <Sanders> google sucks
[17:37:00] <Sanders> when i search for "I don't want pictures of pokemon" it gives me pictures of pokemon

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#1065 -(1)+ [X]

20:43 yondie 8===========D~~~~~~~ 0:
20:43 yondie me^...........IFM^
20:43 ifm im the jizz?

Submitted by Tobes on Mar 11, 2012 09:23AM

#501 -(-1)+ [X]

25 Cent: u chat on a pkmn stimulater all day

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:18AM

#136 -(3)+ [X]

[19:03:19] (HoB) ForcE: I found out sumthin about TVsIan!
[19:03:49] (HoB) ForcE: his aliases are...choas and MasumeXGP!

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#19 -(22)+ [X]

[12:13:30] omen-kid: im only starting
[12:13:46] omen-kid: but if u dont let me win i will kill your pets
[12:14:04] omen-kid: i wiull hamster on u
[12:14:23] omen-kid: your luky cant animal
[12:14:34] omen-kid: u person
[12:14:41] omen-kid: i fucking hate humans!!!!
[12:15:08] omen-kid: iz there any niggers
[12:15:18] omen-kid: im a nigger

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#129 -(0)+ [X]

[19:07:30] Nogay: endure smeargle + quick attack can aalmost kill anypoke

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#695 -(0)+ [X]

<Anachronism> the best friends are those that double as food

Submitted by THE_IRON_KENYAN on Jul 31, 2010 07:25PM

#600 -(1)+ [X]

<cfickle> im NOT PRETENTIOUS
<cfickle> *smokes pipe*
<Carl> i'm pretentious
<Aeolus> I try not to be pretentious
<Aeolus> but it happens
<Hipmonlee> I wouldnt want to give the impression I am pretentious

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:38AM

#538 -(-2)+ [X]

[17:07] Hazerider: how cute

Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:22AM

#1215 -(8)+ [X]

<&v> lol
<&v> i almost threw up when i saw jonah hill's face on lsd once

Submitted by Rodan on Jan 31, 2013 09:44AM

#582 -(1)+ [X]

<@chaos|away> "fatty taking shower"
<@Lutalo> I didn't know they were taping me :(

Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:30AM

#98 -(15)+ [X]

[20:27:39] <McGrAway> Computer chips that store music could soon be built into women's breast implants. One breast could hold an MP3 player while the other would contain the woman's whole music collection. BT Futurology, which developed the idea, says that it could be available within 15 years.
[20:29:07] <Brain> that technology will fail once they discover that breastfeeding causes it to skip

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#158 -(9)+ [X]

(Celia[SWEEP] am i taking your breath away by spreading my legs for you?
(Celia[SWEEP]) are you gazing at my tight pussy?
(angel9) yah
(Celia[SWEEP]) describe what you would do if i was spreading my legs for real
(angel9) il see whats inside

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#230 -(-5)+ [X]

[19:46:41] igy: who play with me battle?
[19:47:03] igy: how a can chellenge?

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#1248 -(12)+ [X]

GRIDDO: stop being racist theres africans on the server

Submitted by Rodan on Apr 28, 2013 05:10AM

#877 -(4)+ [X]

<CaptKirby> if I had a small dick I would kill myself

Submitted by Fatecrashers on Jun 13, 2011 12:32PM