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#3 -(193)+ [X]

Jumpman16: hey nidoran male
Jumpman16: i will give you mods
Jumpman16: if you refrain from asking another question all weekend
nidoran male: how do I know you are not joshing me
Jumpman16: you lose

Submitted by Jumpman16 on Jul 10, 2009 03:27PM

#1029 -(180)+ [X]

[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: guys swallowing dick seems seriously hard
[8:47pm] smogtopia: lol the fuck
[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: like
[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: i put a pen in my mouth
[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: it went like 2 inches
[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: before it got painful
[8:47pm] Cyberstudying: how the fuck do women do it

Submitted by Solace on Jan 22, 2012 06:09PM

#305 -(174)+ [X]

[21:50:09] <&McGraw> i'll give him the benefit of the doubt
[21:50:16] <&McGraw> so IPL, on a scale of 1-10
[21:50:19] <&McGraw> how old is your girlfriend?

Submitted by cookie on Aug 09, 2009 03:08PM

#2 -(139)+ [X]

<CaptKirby> be right back stuffing my face with meat
<CaptKirby> man my roommate just got naked in the path of the TV
<Batpig> i meant to reverse that
<Batpig> <CaptKirby> man my roommate just got naked in the path of the TV
<Batpig> <CaptKirby> be right back stuffing my face with meat

Submitted by cookie on Jul 10, 2009 03:15PM

#4 -(137)+ [X]

<EeveeTrainer> no i do not love my parents
<EeveeTrainer> because they irresponsibly reproduced
<Brain> we can tell by the result
<EeveeTrainer> my mother is very depressed and was not prepared to create a facilitative environment for a child who would be genetically at risk for similar depresson
<kakky> maybe she's depressed because you are a faggot

Submitted by CaptKirby on Jul 10, 2009 03:49PM

#66 -(131)+ [X]

[22:58:21] <chaos> i told my mom
[22:58:24] <chaos> she thought it wasfucking awesome
[22:58:31] <chaos> she said i was original for making a site like that
[22:58:39] <chaos> and that i should put it on a college application!
[22:58:40] <ls> does.. does she know its pokemon
[22:58:42] <chaos> yes
[22:58:43] <chaos> i told her all about it
[22:58:50] <chaos> and i told her that i have 1500 forum members
[22:58:52] <ls> "mom.. i... IM A POKEMON MASTER"

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#272 -(128)+ [X]

[23:51:40] <CaptKirby> hey to be fair Vineon I have accidentally touched some pairs of breasts and ass
[23:51:48] <CaptKirby> except I was not all anime styled awkward about it
[23:51:53] <CaptKirby> I was just like
[23:51:55] <CaptKirby> oh, excuse me
[23:51:58] <CaptKirby> while inside thinking FUCK YEAHH
[23:52:02] <Vincent> more like "sorry mom"
[23:52:10] <Vincent> and while inside thinking
[23:52:12] <Vincent> FUCK YEAH

Submitted by Fishin on Jul 13, 2009 07:50PM

#104 -(116)+ [X]

HackerBOOy: I coded a new product named "Netbattle Fucker"
chaos: thats good
HackerBOOy: thx
HackerBOOy: but
HackerBOOy: If you don't make me a moderator, I will use the program

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#369 -(113)+ [X]

<Glen> i think i might be cool if i took the time to have a social life
<Glen> but i just like to be mysterious i guess??
<Glen> also when i go to a party i ask myself a very important question
<Glen> 'would i rather be playing the battle factory right now?'
<Glen> if yes, go home
<evan> hahaha
<Glen> if no, ask again in an hour
<evan> why not just bring your ds to the party?
<Glen> i dont last long at parties
<Glen> man thats fuckin nerdy
<Glen> what are you a nerd

Submitted by moot on Nov 19, 2009 12:21AM

#64 -(111)+ [X]

[17:36:44] <Sanders> google sucks
[17:37:00] <Sanders> when i search for "I don't want pictures of pokemon" it gives me pictures of pokemon

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#358 -(109)+ [X]

[20:11:12] <@CaptKirby> also cease calling me a cur
[20:11:15] * CaptKirby sets mode: +b dak!*@*
[20:11:18] * dak was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)
[20:11:22] <@Toothache> CaptCurbee
[20:11:31] <@Toothache> this is a good pun
[20:11:32] <@Mekkah> i concur
[20:11:38] <@CaptKirby> I need an auto kick script for each time dak calls me a cur
[20:12:41] <@Mekkah> on *:text:*:#fluodome: { var %knick $me | if ( dak isin $nick ) && ( cur isin $1- ) { kick #fluodome %knick } }
[20:12:42] <@Mekkah> use this ck

(...)

[20:14:45] <+dak> cur
[20:14:45] * CaptKirby was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)
[20:14:48] <+dak> ahaha
[20:14:49] <@Mekkah> hahaha
[20:14:53] <+dak> this is a good script
[20:14:54] <@Toothache> it works
[20:14:54] <@Mekkah> haahahahaha
[20:14:57] <@Toothache> genius
[20:14:59] * CaptKirby has joined #fluodome
[20:14:59] * ChanServ sets mode: +o CaptKirby
[20:14:59] <+dak> i didnt read trhe script
[20:15:00] <+dak> until now
[20:15:01] <+dak> cur
[20:15:01] * CaptKirby was kicked by CaptKirby (CaptKirby)

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:38AM

#23 -(108)+ [X]

<@cloud> we should all name ourselves after the places we were born
* cloud is now known as BANGLADESH
* CHAOS is now known as BURKESVILLE
* MEGATRON is now known as VAGINA

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#896 -(103)+ [X]

[20:38:11]<&lapine> Earthworm
[20:38:13]<&lapine> can you script something for me please
[20:38:29]<~Earthworm> yea
[20:38:35]<&lapine> it's a pretty specific script
[20:38:39]<&lapine> what i want is
[20:38:45]<&lapine> if two people say the same thing
[20:38:52]<&lapine> without an interruption in between
[20:38:52]<&lapine> or
[20:38:54]<&lapine> the same thing within five seconds
[20:38:57]<&lapine> whichever is easier
[20:39:04]<&lapine> make a script that makes me say it too
[20:39:08]<&lapine> with -niacki on the end
[20:39:08]<&lapine> so
[20:39:11]<&lapine> (10:36:57) <~lynne> night
[20:39:11]<&lapine> (10:37:03) <~Earthworm> night
[20:39:12]<@pookar> o
[20:39:13]<&lapine> i would say
[20:39:14]<&lapine> nightniacki
[20:39:14]<&lapine> :D
[20:39:18]<&lapine> and if there's
[20:39:21]<@pookar> get to it Earthworm
[20:39:21]<&lapine> <user> lol
[20:39:22]<&lapine> <user2> lol
[20:39:23]<&lapine> i'll say
[20:39:23]<&lapine> lolniacki
[20:39:53]<&lapine> also
[20:39:56]<&lapine> if possible make it so that
[20:40:01]<&lapine> it only activates on singular words
[20:40:04]<&lapine> and not if
[20:40:07]<&lapine> there's more than one
[20:40:23]<&lapine> so it won't activate on repeated phrases or w/e because that'd just be dunb
[20:40:23]<&lapine> dumb
[20:40:33]<&lapine> the whole script is dumb but no need to make it dumber :O
[20:41:09]<~Earthworm> o
[20:41:12]<~Earthworm> thats easy lapine
[20:41:33]<&lapine> it might be for you
[20:41:36]<&lapine> but it would take me hours of research
[20:41:39]<&lapine> to write it
[20:41:39]<&lapine> xD
[20:47:00]<~Earthworm> on *:TEXT:*:#: { if ($numtok($1-,32) == 1) { if (($nick != $gettok(%prevline,1,46)) && ($chan == $gettok(%prevline,2,46)) && ($1- == $gettok(%prevline,3,46))) { msg $chan $1 $+ niacki } } | set %prevline $nick $+ $chr(46) $+ $chan $+ $chr(46) $+ $1 }
[20:47:04]<~Earthworm> i reckon this will work lapine
[20:47:25]<&lapine> Earthworm
[20:47:29]<&lapine> test it with yourself and with wormbot
[20:47:33]<&lapine> :o
[20:47:36]<moi> oooh
[20:47:39]<moi> tokens
[20:47:42]<&lapine> !!
[20:47:45]<moi> :0
[20:48:03]<moi> i should script
[20:48:11]<moi> it is boring and simple
[20:48:12]<moi> but fun
[20:49:12]* Earthworm2 (~a@synIRC-40E1220.lns20.syd6.internode.on.net) has joined #warau
[20:49:41]* wormbot (~a@b.c.d) has joined #warau
[20:49:41]* ChanServ sets mode +q #warau wormbot
[20:49:41]* ChanServ gives channel operator status to wormbot
[20:49:46]<Earthworm2> test
[20:49:49]<~wormbot> test
[20:49:50]<Earthworm2> testniacki
[20:49:55]<~Earthworm> lol
[20:49:56]<~Earthworm> wtf
[20:50:00]<@pookar> o
[20:50:00]<&lapine> rofl
[20:50:02]<~Earthworm> oh right
[20:50:03]<&lapine> it didn't work for me
[20:50:03]<@pookar> nigga
[20:50:04]<@pookar> nigga
[20:50:04]<&lapine> ?
[20:50:05]<~Earthworm> i know why that happened
[20:50:11]<@pookar> didnt work
[20:50:12]<~Earthworm> cos someone else spoke in some other channel
[20:50:20]<~Earthworm> blah
[20:50:20]<&lapine> it should've worked for me though
[20:50:20]<&lapine> :(
[20:50:20]<Earthworm2> blah
[20:50:21]<&lapine> blahniacki
[20:50:24]<@pookar> o
[20:50:24]<&lapine> oh
[20:50:25]<&lapine> :D
[20:50:34]<@pookar> nigga
[20:50:35]<Earthworm2> someone probably spoke in another of y our channels
[20:50:35]<@pookar> nigga
[20:50:35]<Earthworm2> as well
[20:50:36]<&lapine> about
[20:50:38]<&lapine> 95% of these
[20:50:42]<&lapine> will be 'lolniacki'
[20:50:42]<&lapine> lol
[20:50:45]<@pookar> lol
[20:50:46]<Earthworm2> lolniacki
[20:50:46]<~wormbot> lolniacki
[20:50:47]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniacki
[20:50:47]<&lapine> lolniackiniacki
[20:50:48]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:48]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:48]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:48]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:48]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<@pookar> OMG
[20:50:49]<&lapine> OMFG
[20:50:49]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:49]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> R
[20:50:50]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> O
[20:50:50]<&lapine> F
[20:50:50]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> L
[20:50:50]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:50]<&lapine> MF
[20:50:50]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<@reyscarface> what
[20:50:51]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:51]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<@reyscarface> thef
[20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<&lapine> A
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:53]<@pookar> OMG
[20:50:53]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:53]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:53]<@pookar> OMG
[20:50:53]<@reyscarface> DUDE
[20:50:53]<&lapine> O
[20:50:53]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:53]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:54]* Earthworm2 has quit (Client exited)
[20:50:54]<@reyscarface> STOP
[20:50:54]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:54]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:54]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:55]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:55]<@reyscarface> IT
[20:50:56]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:56]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki
[20:50:57]<@reyscarface> EARTJWORP;
[20:50:58]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki

Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Jul 09, 2011 09:21AM

#343 -(100)+ [X]

<McGraw> so today i almost helped an amputee with her shopping up some stairs
<McGraw> she had a stump for an arm at the elbow
<+aldaron> lol
<McGraw> but i didn't
<+aldaron> why didnt you actually help her
<McGraw> because i was about to say "do you want a hand?"
<+aldaron> haha
<+Milkis> ouch
<CN> lol
<Gmax> lol
<McGraw> i stopped myself before i said it

Submitted by McGrrr on Oct 02, 2009 11:26AM

#688 -(97)+ [X]

[00:00:19] <+evan> Garlic bread is hilarious
[00:00:21] <+evan> i mean
[00:00:22] <+evan> delicious

Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 11:22AM

#341 -(95)+ [X]

[01:40:38] <cookie> fearow/hypno/missy/golem/meganium/golduck
[01:40:42] <cookie> yeah i 6-0'd ck's team
[01:40:47] <m0nkfish> haha nice
[01:40:54] <CaptKirby> you only 6-0ed me with all your shit at like 20%
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> stop pretending you asshole
[01:40:58] <CaptKirby> >:(
[01:41:03] <m0nkfish> thats still a 6-0!
[01:41:04] <cookie> yeah it was still a 6-0
[01:41:09] <CaptKirby> yeah but come on
[01:41:10] <ghost> 6-0 is 6-0
[01:41:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 where you have one pokemon at like 20% is one thing
[01:41:20] <CaptKirby> but I damaged EVERY single thing on your team substantially
[01:41:22] <cookie> so
[01:41:31] <CaptKirby> I just lost out to your switching and the like trying to set up my sweepers
[01:41:31] <cookie> did you get to 100% with any of them?
[01:41:36] <CaptKirby> lol
[01:41:41] <CaptKirby> you are acting like the 6-0 is impressive
[01:41:45] <CaptKirby> your 6-0 over me was basically a 2-0 at best
[01:41:46] <CaptKirby> is my point
[01:41:48] <cookie> rofl
[01:41:57] <m0nkfish> hahaha ck how can you deny that a 6-0 is a 6-0
[01:41:58] <CaptKirby> all that matters is who won and lost
[01:41:58] <m0nkfish> i dont get it
[01:42:00] <ghost> except it was 6
[01:42:03] <CaptKirby> how do you not get it
[01:42:12] <ghost> you didn't kill anything
[01:42:14] <ghost> regardless
[01:42:14] <CaptKirby> a 6-0 matters when you like destroyed a team with a Dragon Dance Gyarados and it was embarrassing
[01:42:15] <m0nkfish> because youre ignoring the basic facts that he had 6 surviving pokemon and you had none
[01:42:19] <CaptKirby> not when everything was damaged like fuck anyway
[01:42:29] <cookie> stop trying to create an 'equivalent' score for my win margin
[01:42:33] <ghost> lol
[01:42:36] <m0nkfish> thats even worse because you managed to not KO a single thing even though you had no massive weakness
[01:42:41] <ghost> haha


[01:43:36] <CaptKirby> anyway cookie obviously you well outplayed me
[01:43:45] <CaptKirby> but your bragging about 6-0 makes it sound like you DESTROYED me
[01:43:46] <CaptKirby> which is not what happened
[01:43:55] <cookie> i DID destroy you
[01:44:02] <CaptKirby> not even close
[01:44:03] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:04] <m0nkfish> 6-0
[01:44:05] <m0nkfish> destroyed
[01:44:09] <CaptKirby> the only person who has destroyed me at uu is husk
[01:44:15] <ghost> 6-0 is destroyed alwats
[01:44:18] <ghost> oooh
[01:44:27] <CaptKirby> it is not you fuckass
[01:44:32] <ghost> yes it
[01:44:33] <ghost> is
[01:44:43] <ghost> 6-0 means you didn't even get close to beating him
[01:44:50] <ghost> you couldn't take out even 1 pokemon
[01:44:52] <CaptKirby> when they are all stuck down around 20% range then yes
[01:44:54] <CaptKirby> it means I did get close
[01:45:00] <cookie> close is nothing
[01:45:02] <ghost> you got close to killing 1
[01:45:04] <ghost> 6 times
[01:45:10] <ghost> good job
[01:46:22] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not embarrassed about losing with my underused team at all
[01:46:28] <CaptKirby> it is all rby and all physical and mostly sweepers


[01:46:28] <AncienRegime> and i basically used rest on all my mons
[01:46:33] <AncienRegime> so all of them were at 100% health
[01:46:48] <AncienRegime> and i screenshot it
[01:46:50] <cookie> did your opponent still complain that it wasn't a 6-0
[01:47:02] <ghost> it probably wasn't cookie
[01:47:10] <ghost> he almost killed 1 mon
[01:47:17] <ghost> that makes it a 2-0 at best
[01:47:31] <CaptKirby> I almost killed six pokemon, which makes it a 2-0 at best

[01:48:48] <CaptKirby> anyway I am not claiming cookie did not 6-0 me
[01:48:54] <CaptKirby> I am claiming it it not an embarrassment

[01:52:20] <m0nkfish> so ck yes or no: did cookie 6-0 you
[01:52:24] <m0nkfish> simple one word answer
[01:52:25] <m0nkfish> yes or no
[01:52:31] <CaptKirby> yes, he 6-0ed me, and it was as meanginful as a typical 2-0


Submitted by monkfish on Sep 28, 2009 06:02PM

#322 -(94)+ [X]

dor: QUEM FALA PORTUQUES
Cathy: QUEM FALA LENGTHY BAN
dor was banned by Cathy for 3 months, 10 days.


Submitted by RBG on Aug 24, 2009 10:34PM

#289 -(93)+ [X]

<sora> what are you guys doing :<
<Mekkah> moot is just rmdirring the mupen64 folder
<Mekkah> nothing fancy
<Mekkah> though he forgot to -C when extracting the tarball earlier, lol
<sora> I dont know what rmdirring and mupen64 even mean
<Mekkah> you think i do?

Submitted by moot on Jul 25, 2009 04:29PM

#370 -(90)+ [X]

dillphil: im reporting u to the shoddy staff
Junaia: for what?
dillphil: double iteming
Junaia: there is no such rule
dillphil: i believe u had 3 pokemon with a scarf?
dillphil: thats against the rules son
Junaia: there isno item clause in ladder games
dillphil: my dad works for shoddy
dillphil: i would know

Submitted by david stone on Nov 15, 2009 01:20PM

#764 -(83)+ [X]

[18:48:54] <@CaptKirby> GOD
[18:48:55] <@CaptKirby> FUCKING
[18:48:55] <@CaptKirby> MOTHER
[18:48:56] <@CaptKirby> FUCKING
[18:48:56] <@CaptKirby> DAMN IT
[18:48:59] <@CaptKirby> I WAS BIDDING ON AN AMAZING EBAY LOT
[18:49:02] <@CaptKirby> AND MY FUCKING BROWSER FROZE
[18:49:09] <@CaptKirby> I JUST PUNCHED A FUCKING WALL SO HARD I FUCKING BURST MY FUCKING KNUCKLES

[18:52:03] <@CaptKirby> this is about the third angriest I have been in my entire life

Submitted by Fishy on Nov 11, 2010 04:55PM

#52 -(82)+ [X]

[15:18:27] <BH> chaos
[15:18:30] <BH> if you were ash
[15:18:33] <BH> and brain was brock
[15:18:36] <BH> and misty was vineon
[15:18:38] <BH> who would i be
[15:18:43] <chaos> togepi
[15:18:52] <BH> why
[15:19:07] <chaos> because you talk alot but nobody listens they just say aww thats cute
[15:19:10] <BH> i think i would be charizard
[15:19:21] <BH> you are too low to handle me
[15:19:22] <BH> okay
[15:19:27] * BH kicks chaos
[15:19:32] <Alexandros> lol
[15:19:37] * chaos pushes charizard into a swimming pool
[15:19:42] <BH> ????
[15:19:46] <BH> my flame can't go out or i'll die..
[15:19:58] <BH> rescue me chaos ;_ ;

Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM

#392 -(81)+ [X]

[20:27] <Scofield> btw guys, i never got a chance to tell you about the time i met a girl named shucca
[20:27] <Scofield> it took all my willpower to keep the laughter inside
[20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> hehe
[20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> i would have started making ground move puns
[20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> and then when she doesn't get them you go
[20:29] <@JabbaTheGriffin> "oh that wasn't as effective as i thought it'd be"

Submitted by LORD_NIGHTMARE on Jan 11, 2010 01:32AM

#472 -(81)+ [X]

<@reyscarface> i have a sister
<@reyscarface> i fuck her everyday
<@katya> ..
<&az> woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<%RamblinWreck> WHOA
* RamblinWreck changes topic to '<@reyscarface> i have a sister <@reyscarface> i fuck her everyday'
* cookie changes topic to '<@reyscarface> i have a sister <@reyscarface> i fuck him everyday'
* az changes topic to '<@reyscarface> i have a sister <@reyscarface> i fuck him erryday'
* az changes topic to '<@reyscarface> i had a sister <@reyscarface> i fuck him erryday'
<~cookie> hahaha az
<~cookie> i am dying
<&az> lol
<~cookie> unlike rey's sister
<~cookie> who's already
<@katya> "six feet under"
<&az> i was gonna say six feet under whilst rey was six inches in but i forgot you’re mexican

Submitted by reyscarface on Jul 20, 2010 04:55PM

#365 -(80)+ [X]

[15:46:17] <@WOOD> i had a really good day today
[15:46:27] <&Earthworm> i had
[15:46:31] <&Earthworm> a crazy day
[15:47:38] <&Earthworm> i wrote out pi
[15:47:40] <&Earthworm> to 254 places

Submitted by cookie on Nov 14, 2009 06:35AM

#463 -(80)+ [X]

[13:07] <@chrisisme> I once made a Metang@ joke in real life
[13:07] <@chrisisme> and some random guy got it
[13:07] <%Vader> lol
[13:07] <@chrisisme> and i'm like "do you play pokemon"
[13:07] <@chrisisme> and he's like "yeah"
[13:07] <@chrisisme> and i was like "omg"
[13:07] <@eric_the_espeon> wow
[13:07] <@eric_the_espeon> Did he know Smogon?
[13:07] <@chrisisme> yeah
[13:08] <@chrisisme> he's like "are you that guy who keeps getting banned"
[13:08] <@chrisisme> :/

Submitted by Vader on Jul 06, 2010 05:04PM

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