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{ 20:36 } <Magnitude> maybe if i pray hard enough woodchuck will choke on his dinner one day and die { 20:36 } <woodchuck> really { 20:36 } <woodchuck> i thought you had had enough of my gags Submitted by V4Victini on Mar 18, 2013 05:40PM [18:57:58] <Jth> how'd you manage to gain 20+ pounds
[18:58:03] <CaptKirby> Jth, my grandfather died [18:58:11] <CaptKirby> and I binged a lot [18:58:12] <Jth> did you eat him or something Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:20AM [13:13] <firecape> guys help
[13:13] <firecape> what is an erection? [13:13] <WildEep> you vote for the next president [13:14] <firecape> oh ok [13:14] <firecape> thank you [13:14] <firecape> so I won't have an erection for a few years Submitted by Ditto on Nov 25, 2010 10:16AM [01:01:35] <@Birkal> mmm [01:01:40] <@Birkal> break ups just aren't very fun =( [01:01:55] <@Birkal> even that one time a girl and I broke up while playing mario kart to try to make it fun [01:01:58] <@Birkal> wasn't fun then either =( Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Feb 16, 2012 05:02PM [12:13:30] omen-kid: im only starting [12:13:46] omen-kid: but if u dont let me win i will kill your pets [12:14:04] omen-kid: i wiull hamster on u [12:14:23] omen-kid: your luky cant animal [12:14:34] omen-kid: u person [12:14:41] omen-kid: i fucking hate humans!!!! [12:15:08] omen-kid: iz there any niggers [12:15:18] omen-kid: im a nigger Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM kd on porn [22:16] <%kd24> i dislike that shot [22:16] <%kd24> ill agree with that [22:16] <%kd24> the behind the balls shot [22:16] <%kd24> sucks [22:16] <%kd24> if not done right [22:16] <%kd24> i also dont like the guy making noise [22:16] <%kd24> or the cameraman ever making it known [22:16] <%kd24> that hes there [22:16] <%kd24> and that he means business [22:17] <%kd24> even worse [22:17] <%kd24> when the cameraman [22:17] <%kd24> is involved Submitted by Atticus on Mar 10, 2012 09:48PM [16:05:53] <Asuka> People encoding shit in obscure audio formats makes me a sad panda [16:06:13] <assmanPKMN> eating too much makes you a fat panda [16:06:31] <Brain> being a large black and white mammal makes you a panda Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [20:54:14] <&shade> orientation
[20:54:18] <&shade> does he mean orienteering [20:54:29] <&shade> orientation sounds like what you call shit from china Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jun 27, 2011 12:59PM az: shade you can't tell me
az: you highlighted me az: like four hours ago az: just to ask me about chameleons shade: yeah i did az: lol az: wow az: only shade.......... shade: i have been pontificating about chameleons vadre: ahahaha shade: for a good few hours  Submitted by Vader on Aug 30, 2011 06:07PM [00:28:57] <&shade> im gonna take my laptop to uni lectures
[00:28:59] <@Firestorm> because the windows laptops that had long battery life and were 13" couldn't run shit [00:29:01] <&shade> i can type 10000000 faster [00:29:08] <&shade> well actually i cant [00:29:08] <&shade> im slower [00:29:11] <&az> i dont take notes at university [00:29:12] <&shade> but its clearer [00:29:12] <&az> i used to [00:29:17] <&az> but some lecturers are lazy [00:29:18] <@Firestorm> neither do i az. neither do i. [00:29:20] <&az> and read from slides [00:29:22] <&az> so youre just like [00:29:26] <&az> w/e ill read the slides online [00:29:28] <&az> and you never do [00:29:30] <&az> but you think you will [00:29:33] <&shade> my hand writing is what a normal person could do [00:29:36] <&shade> but if the pen was in between [00:29:38] <&shade> their arse cheeks Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Sep 13, 2011 04:30PM <Penguin344> rg
<Penguin344> I challenge you to a battle of MINDS <Grumbler> okay <Grumbler> but be careful i can tie my own sneakers Submitted by Layell on Oct 10, 2011 06:02PM <@Aura_Guardian> on the subject of medical problems, how's your alzheimer's doing, shade?
<&shade> cant remember Submitted by Aura Guardian on Jun 30, 2010 07:01PM Hugendugen: am I the only one that bred pokemon and then made them breed with their own mother to see if the baby would be all messed up? Hugendugen: I legitimately thought that was why some of my pokemon would hit themselves in confusion more than others Submitted by verbatim on Apr 06, 2013 08:12PM <Hipmonlee> I was at a party a while back where someone put on the glee soundtrack
<Hipmonlee> and all of a sudden a bunch of 17 year old girls and 2 gay guys turned up Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 26, 2010 05:42PM <~DougJustDoug> Fuck CAP. The other day I wrote the word "fidget" and spelled it "fidgit", and even when my wife pointed out the misspelling, I didn't get it. Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Dec 15, 2011 09:46AM <Muerte---> me gustaria to know if you know servants that themselves linkeen porfavor if know send me private I am Chilean do not I understand the groins I am translating.- thanks Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM master314: FALA INGLES POR FAVOR
master314: (that means please speak english, so PLEASE don't kick me) Aquamentus: they'll still kick you for caps Aquamentus: (if they're paying attention) MajeSan: (since when do the mods pay attention midday) Jumpman16: (since never) Submitted by Aquamentus on Jul 20, 2009 12:43AM [19:39:45] Synre: if geodude could use fly I would want him on my team, he has the right idea [19:39:53] Synre: everyone is flying to the elite four with thier lame legendary birds [19:39:56] Synre: and then I pop in GEODUDE Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [fire]YouNeedABath: I run smogon.com and if you guys dont belive me then maybe ill shut down the site Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [00:51:21] <+RODAN> az wanna play bots [00:51:56] <+shade> lol is gay RODAN is gay [00:52:12] <+RODAN> shade possessed by a pookar spirit [00:53:37] <+shade> wow [00:53:42] <+shade> jesus christ RODAN there are lines [00:53:44] <+shade> even on the internet [00:53:56] <+RODAN> like parkinsons jokes [00:54:06] <+shade> hmm dunno [00:54:14] <+shade> that ones a bit shaky Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Apr 13, 2012 05:00PM <cookie> also
<cookie> stalking is only stalking if you don't like them <cookie> if you do, then it's cute <cookie> until a certain point that is <RamblinWreck> lol <RamblinWreck> good luck with that defense in court Submitted by cookie on Mar 06, 2011 04:44PM 10:25 Novaray Are there libraries in aus? 10:25 Poppy is that a real question 10:25 Hugendugen no 10:25 Hugendugen we have book holes 10:25 Hugendugen when you're done with a book 10:25 Hugendugen you throw it in the hole 10:26 Hugendugen if you need a book 10:26 Hugendugen scavenge through the hole Submitted by Birkal on Apr 19, 2012 08:29AM [19:53:32] doctor_mario: I KNEW THIS PENIS WAS USEFUL FOR SOMETHING ELSE THAN PISSING [19:53:32] doctor_mario: EUREKA! Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [01:17:08] <+RODAN> nj if you could fuck one fictional mollusk [01:17:22] <&Nastyjungle> omastar Submitted by Swaggersaurus on May 28, 2012 05:36PM [19:58:04] <@EA> yeah, I know thy're goin because I'm listening to a high quality sound file
[19:58:08] <@EA> like iTunes good Submitted by CaptKirby on Oct 12, 2009 06:03PM |
