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Beanz: take all the hair on your anus and just rip it out
Beanz: also scientists have found out that the hairs around your butthole is a fart sound dampener
Beanz: if you want to fart louder
Beanz: remove your ass hairs
*** Beanz was kicked by forks (what are you even going on about)
Submitted by Layell on Nov 10, 2012 01:21PM
* Now talking in #help
<drcossack> <firecape> !drcossack
<drcossack> <little_gk> [13:46] <+mingot> drcossack is ok
<drcossack> <little_gk> [13:46] <+mingot> as long as you remember that he is there for you to troll
<drcossack> this has been going on all afternoon in #smogonwifi - various people doing it.
Submitted by Firestorm on Jul 26, 2011 10:30PM
<&DougJustDoug> A big reason I made this poll was so people could see where they sit in terms of consensus. When people talk about what is good or bad about IS, they tend to assume that their opinion is pretty similar to what the ambiguous "everyone else" thinks.
<&DougJustDoug> This gives you an idea of which of your opinions are outliers or not.
<+LonelyNess> I am a dumb and didn't realize it was a multivote poll
<+LonelyNess> can you remove my vote and let me redo?
* DougJustDoug checks LN's join date to see if he should know how to vote in a poll by now or not.
<&DougJustDoug> Fuck off.
Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Nov 28, 2012 04:11PM
[13:31:25] --> DANUKES has joined this channel (~guthy@synIRC-6B3557D6.dslextreme.com).
[13:31:31] <DANUKES> how do i get badges on smogon forums?
[13:31:57] <ap4thy> by being a cool guy
[13:32:58] <Colin> no
[13:33:02] <Colin> it's not about whether you're cool
[13:33:06] <Colin> we have an FAQ on this
[13:33:12] <Colin> http://www.smogon.com/forums/faq.php?faq=smogon#faq_badges
[13:33:54] <MrE> It used to be
[13:34:12] <ap4thy> word
[13:34:19] <CaptKirby> I like how there was no need to refute ap4thy there, but you are so strict that you did anyway!
[13:34:41] <Colin> i was just answering DANUKES's question
[13:35:09] <CaptKirby> which could have been done just with the faq, not commenting on the cool thing as if it were inappropriate and confusing
[13:35:23] <Colin> i wouldn't want a new user to get the appearance that Smogon is some sort of elitist organisation that requires you to be "cool" to succeed in
[13:35:40] <Colin> as opposed to being a meritocracy, where what matters is how good your contributions are
[13:35:54] <ap4thy> i used to have a lil ladybug badge
[13:35:56] <ap4thy> i liked it
[13:36:44] <CaptKirby> ap4thy was making a flippant, harmless comment
[13:36:59] <Colin> and i gave a brief, informative reply
[13:37:02] <Colin> what's the point here?
[13:37:03] <CaptKirby> if anyone were dumb enough to get the impression, then they deserve to be stupid enough to get huffy or anything else negative that might come from some misinformed impression
[13:37:21] <Colin> clearly, you wouldn't need to be dumb to get that impression, because as mre said, it used to be the case.
[13:37:26] <CaptKirby> ap4thy, smogon no longer gives badges just for being a girl...sorry!
[13:37:56] <ap4thy> keep the serious chatter to #stark okay guys
[13:37:57] <ap4thy> gosh
[13:38:00] <ap4thy> ;-*
[13:38:01] <CaptKirby> well people still have badges just for things like having been cool in the past and getting mods for being a cool guy
[13:38:02] <MrE> Well, Colin...
[13:38:05] <CaptKirby> there is no point in being overserious
[13:38:08] <Neonian> I gotta agree with Colin here
[13:38:10] <ap4thy> seven days yall!
[13:38:10] <CaptKirby> linking the faq is still enough ^_^
[13:38:22] <Neonian> if the brother came in and was like "whos the smogon gym leaders i want a badge"
[13:38:24] <Neonian> troll the shit out of him
[13:38:38] <Neonian> but he asked a pretty genuine question
[13:38:52] <MrE> neonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonianeonia
[13:38:58] <ap4thy> i know but Colin's immediately reaction made me lol
[13:38:59] <Neonian> sup mystery
[13:38:59] <CaptKirby> and Cathy's answer was good, except the part where she acted as if it were some horrible crime to imply coolness was involved
[13:39:05] <ap4thy> NO it's not about being COOL
[13:39:07] <CaptKirby> since it still remains in some %, no matter how small
[13:39:19] <ap4thy> in my mind i self-inserted a big dramatic "goddddd"
[13:39:32] <MrE> "no it's not about being cool... because if it were, I wouldn't have one"
[13:39:33] <MrE> amirite
[13:39:47] <Colin> i deliberately kept that message brief to avoid making it seem like i was drawing on that point
[13:39:47] <Neonian> on another note
[13:40:05] <Colin> but perhaps it would have satisfied CaptKirby better if i had said "as opposed to in the past, it's less about your personality and more about your contributions"
[13:40:06] <Neonian> since friday i havent been able to laugh without my heart and stomach hurting
[13:40:11] <Neonian> stupid gag reflex
[13:40:31] <ap4thy> i'm lollin so much right now
[13:40:37] <ap4thy> i dont even think its supposed to be funny
[13:40:40] <ap4thy> <3 smogon
[13:42:21] <CaptKirby> I just think the combination of refuting it in the manner you did combined with linking a faq in such a businesslike manner was odd
[13:42:35] <G80> np: 65daysofstatic - drove through ghosts to get here
[13:42:43] <CaptKirby> it was about as "smogon is serious business" an act a response as I could imagine
[13:43:01] <CaptKirby> MrE - will never have a badge as long as Aeolus has breath in his lungs...
[13:43:14] <ap4thy> im gonna get a badge
[13:43:17] <ap4thy> thats my goal this year
[13:43:40] <DANUKES> everyone is so mean t smogon
[13:43:43] <DANUKES> im going to serebii
[13:43:45] <-- DANUKES has left this channel.
Submitted by Cathy on Mar 22, 2010 12:36AM
[12:22:59] <&BKC> omg fuck
[12:23:05] <&BKC> theres this stain on my com
[12:23:07] <&BKC> er
[12:23:21] <&BKC> comp
[12:23:22] <&BKC> and i have
[12:23:24] <&BKC> a really bad feeling
[12:23:26] <&BKC> as to what it is...
[12:23:44] <&BKC> ugh
[12:23:46] <&BKC> i cant scratch it off
[12:23:47] <&BKC> either
[12:23:52] <&tml> sniff it
[12:24:21] <&BKC> no smell
[12:24:34] <&BKC> ok wow
[12:24:35] <&BKC> its official
[12:24:40] <&BKC> there is a cum stain on my computer.
Submitted by Funkasaurus on Dec 13, 2012 09:26AM
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> have you ever tried to infract your kids Doug
<~DougJustDoug> My kids are too young to have Smogon accounts
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> no I meant in real life
<~DougJustDoug> Yeah, my kids get infracted quite a bit.
Submitted by firecape on Aug 04, 2010 02:08AM
[7:41pm] tab: snorlax is an excellent mon
[7:42pm] tab: although i always wondered
[7:42pm] tab: if they sleep so deeply that you need to use a pokeflute to wake them up
[7:42pm] tab: why cant you just climb over them when they block the road
[7:42pm] tab: i guess it is the same reason
[7:42pm] tab: you cant just climb up a 1 foot high ledge
[7:43pm] tab: instead you have to go to the other side of the world
[7:43pm] tab: get onto a cruise ship
[7:43pm] tab: give the captain a handjob
[7:43pm] tab: go back to the other side of the world
[7:43pm] tab: kill some digletts
[7:43pm] tab: and cut down a littled tree that you could ahve just snapped
Submitted by Harsha on Jan 15, 2013 05:42PM
[00:43]<Huy>Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.
[00:44]<drcossack>that's a word I can get behind.
[00:44]<drcossack>oh god, did I make that joke?
[00:44]<Huy>in more ways than one
[00:44]<drcossack>someone kick me.
[00:44]=-=drcossack was booted from #smogonwifi by Huy (right behind you)
Submitted by andrea on Sep 04, 2010 09:02PM
<Solace> so when they announce the new pope can we kinda treat him like a substitute teacher? like “naw man pope benedict let us have sex before marriage all the time it’s totally cool”
Submitted by cookie on Mar 12, 2013 05:48PM
[22:40:11] <&brain> ↓ I'm with stupid
[22:40:12] * Hugendugen (~hugenduge@99960530.E3ED6EE8.D425D220.IP) has joined #smogon
[22:40:14] <&Vincent> ↑ I am with gay
[22:40:20] <&Vincent> poor hugendugen
[22:40:21] <&brain> poor Hugendugen
[22:40:23] <&Vincent> haha
[22:40:23] <&brain> lol
[22:40:24] <kakky> lol
[22:40:40] <kakky> that needs to be qdb's
[22:40:44] <kakky> *qdb'd
[22:40:56] <Hugendugen> gosh darnit
Submitted by kakky on Oct 26, 2011 07:41PM
<SgtWoodsy> what's shift-w do again
<aeo> SgtWoodsy, writes a capital W. :P
<SgtWoodsy> that was dumb
Submitted by Seven Deadly Sins on Oct 31, 2011 03:20AM
[23:03:08] <&Nastyjungle> ps tanuki are cuties
[23:03:53] <&Nastyjungle> its like a dog and raccoon fucked and then their kid had weight problems
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Nov 07, 2011 03:05PM
21:53 FireMage chaos_no_highlight
21:53 FireMage Oh
21:53 FireMage my bad
21:53 *** chaos_no_highlight is now known as fuck_you
Submitted by nyttyn on Apr 14, 2013 06:55PM
[Uchiha] Dark Sasuke: I Have A Dream! That White People, Black People, Portugesse People , Mexican People, And Even Chinesse People Will Come Together In A Server!!!!
SSJ5 Gotenks: WHATS UR NUMBER IM COLLECTING BOOST MIBILE WALKIE TALKIE NUMBERS
Submitted by CaptKirby on Jul 10, 2009 08:55PM
[04:53:32] <Darkaxis> So Valentines' Day is comin
[04:53:37] <Darkaxis> what are you doing?
[04:54:12] <pookar> u mom
[04:55:41] <Darkaxis> man
[04:56:03] <Darkaxis> My dad has made my mom an estimate of 15 times
[04:56:20] <Darkaxis> People I meet on Smogon do her for an estimate of 48
[05:04:57] <Shii> I find it creepy how you keep track
[05:05:26] <Darkaxis> well our rooms are side-by-side
[05:05:32] <Darkaxis> and some one has to record it
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Feb 11, 2012 09:08PM
[14:46:03] (Ubah )Shadow Chaos: Soon my dark creatures will dance on teh buried remain of this phetetic server !But not now ,l guess l have to go VERY soon ....
Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM
<sot> was the chat always this shitty
<sot> or just when i joined
Submitted by darkie on Aug 08, 2009 11:26AM
* sot changes topic to 'jimbo gay'
<@Jimbo> np: Celine Dion - that titanic song
Submitted by darkie on Aug 07, 2009 05:02PM
17:29 shade: cookie have you ever calculated the weight of your shit
17:29 shade: i have
17:29 shade: i weighed myself preshit and post shit
17:29 shade: and found the difference
17:29 kakky: I didn't know you could do subtraction
17:29 kakky: I've underestimated you shade
Submitted by Tobes on Mar 13, 2012 03:35PM
[22:44:15] <&shade> do you reckon
[22:44:25] <&shade> you could fool people into thinking youve been to madamae tussauds
[22:44:33] <&shade> by taking your picture with various celebrities
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jan 24, 2011 02:45PM
<+cookie> i genuinely think semi-erect circumcised penises look good
Submitted by NatGeo on Feb 07, 2011 04:40AM
[01:27:32] <Tangerine> if you get 8 badges
[01:27:37] <Tangerine> you can challenge for admins
Submitted by Fishin on Sep 01, 2009 01:55PM
[15:54:07] xcrissxcrossx: ONE TIME I WAS WATCHING A BABY BEING BORN IN CLASS AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM
[07:14:23] <+CaptKirby> I figured deoxys-n was like a joke on deoxys-nigger for black or something...
[07:14:25] <+CaptKirby> I dunno...
[07:14:34] <+G80> not everyone here is Racist
[07:14:52] <&SSBM_roy> yeah, only luduan and ck are
[07:14:55] <+CaptKirby> hey as far as I know I am the only person in here who fucked a nigger
[07:18:15] <+CaptKirby> it was actually a threesome with a nigger and a white girl
[07:18:19] <+CaptKirby> but I only fucked the nigger
[07:18:28] <+CaptKirby> the nigger fucked the white girl
Submitted by dbolt on Jul 11, 2011 11:03PM
[22:11:55] <@chris> [Blitz]Jack Spicer: can you make me a admin here
[22:11:55] <@chris> chaos: yes
[22:11:55] <@chris> [Blitz]Jack Spicer: ok
[22:11:58] <@chris> and thats the end of that
[22:12:33] <@chris> [Blitz]Jack Spicer: are you going to put me as a admin
[22:12:33] <@chris> chaos: no
[22:12:33] <@chris> chaos: but I could if I wanted to
[22:12:35] <@chris> he figured it out quickly
Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM