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[15:34] <+breloom> hey cookie you seem like a guy who appreciates drugs
[15:34] <~cookie> maybe
[15:35] <+breloom> i thought oyu might like to know i have consumed weed for the first time
[15:35] <&Fishy> lol
[15:35] <~cookie> how was it?
[15:35] <+breloom> and it feels awesome in ways i cannot properly describe

[15:36] <+breloom> i dont know why but for some reason i just got an amazing idea for a movie
[15:36] <+breloom> okay so there is this guy typing up a movie script
[15:36] <+breloom> and its like running through his head and stuff and then he nods off
[15:36] <&Fishy> breloom are you high right now
[15:36] <+breloom> hold on though let me finish this train of thought
[15:36] <+breloom> its a killer script
[15:37] <+breloom> and like you go into the writers dream and see his thoughts
[15:37] <+breloom> and its like about the movie he is making
[15:37] <+breloom> and the movie he is making is actually about his real life
[15:37] <+breloom> so like he is writing his on life in a script based on the life he is living

[15:38] <+breloom> its like being drunk but without the negative side effects and a far greater scope of imagination
[15:38] <+breloom> and my fingers feel so fucking heavy because this small fan is blowing air on them
[15:38] <+breloom> its like i have magnets taped to them and magnets under the keyboard
[15:39] <+breloom> i am also sporting like the biggest smile

[15:39] <+breloom> by the way nature valley granola bars taste amazing i can taste every flavor

[15:39] <+breloom> i should start a blog where i djust spout how i feel when im high and type everything that comes to mind

[15:39] <+breloom> oh
[15:40] <+breloom> it feels like the lights they have in photobooths right now is next to me but its just a glare on my curtain but in the right spot
[15:40] <+breloom> im squinting
[15:41] <+breloom> i want to fall asleep and dream like this but im scared that what happened in inception might happen to me

[15:43] <&Fishy> what if all the air turned into wood
[15:43] <+breloom> i just thought of that one
[15:43] <+breloom> not that thought
[15:43] <+breloom> but that one on thathigh.com

[15:44] <+breloom> my god its like every stimuli i am exposed to my brains and thoughts have to publish itno my head

[15:45] <+breloom> ive eaten so much granola
[15:45] <+breloom> its unreal
[15:46] <+breloom> its so good
[15:46] <+breloom> the flavor is like intesnified so much
[15:46] <+breloom> i can taste oats and honey and everything in between

[15:46] <+breloom> shit
[15:46] <+breloom> i just saw the what does marcellus wallace look like? thread
[15:47] <+breloom> and i was just like trying to remember who marcellus wallace was
[15:47] <+breloom> but i couldnt remember
[15:47] <+breloom> so i realised it would be funny if someone was loookinga t that sign and just answered no out loud
[15:47] <+breloom> and people around him heard

[15:47] <+breloom> someone save this log for prostestity and so i can read it all later

[15:48] <+breloom> i have os many thoughts going through my head i feel as though if i was a famour author i would feel like this all the time

[15:50] * +breloom (emoticons@a.a.e.e.n.n.u.u.v.v.T.T.q.q.o.o) Quit (Quit: bye)

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[00:53] <@steeler> hey breloom
[00:53] <@steeler> you feelin alright bro
[00:53] <+breloom> yeah
[00:53] <+breloom> did i come on irc earlier or was that just a dream?

[20:35:44] Mekkah: childeren in the backseats cause accidents
[20:35:51] Mekkah: accidents on the backseat cause childeren

[19:50] <+m0nkfish> when i was a kid i wanted to be a spy and i made a folder on my familys computer for top secret documents
[19:50] <+m0nkfish> i called it "xxx" because i thought that meant top secret
[19:50] <+cookie> ....lol
[19:50] <+m0nkfish> i got banned from the computer

<shade> if you took all the whales out of the sea
<shade> how high would it rise

<doduo> -go,deoxys. -go,deoxys. -deoxys,iron defense. -deoxys,psichoboast. -deoxys,recover. -your deoxys defense form pokemon is preatty good.but lets see if you can handle this.deoxys,pursuit.-deoxys,counter.-deoxys,superpower.-deoxys,mirror coat. -deoxys,no.return and go articuno.sherr cold.-deoxys,return.go,magmar.overheat.-articuno,gust.-magmar,jump and use iron tail on articuno.-articuno,icy wind.-magmar,ember.-articuno,sherr cold.-overheat,magmar.booooooo
<doduo> and i enjoy pokemon,chaos.
<doduo> did you like it this episode,chaos?
<doduo> who liked this episode?
<doduo> it is someone there?
<doduo> reed all the episode and you will like it,misty.
<Josherific> certainly is quite an 'episode' isn't it? :/
<+chaos> i love it doduo
<+chaos> whats the next part?
<+chaos> it cuts off at -go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash
<+chaos> i'd like to read the rest
<doduo> yes and it about another new character that i invented in my mind.larry goldenrod is a elite four trainer,josheferic.
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<doduo> go,butterfree.use psybeam on deoxys.deoxys use from exchange and transformed into defense form.butterfree,silver wind.deoxys used protect.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is using iron defense.butterfree,use toxic.deoxys is hit by toxic.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is hit.go masterball. it will be a 3 on 3 battle.i,blaine,can not change pokemon in the midle of battle,but you cand.lets begin.-go,rapidash.-go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash,n
<doduo> did you liked the episode?
<doduo> did you liked the episode?are you bliend.
<@Misty> Pfft, geez man, you should be in high school
<@Misty> you've got an education, use it!
<@Misty> I could spell better than that at 10!
<doduo> i have 15 years and i am on 8 class.
<@Misty> Middle school, it's still sufficient to spell things like "can't"
<doduo> did you liked the episode?if you dont liked the episode,spell it.
<doduo> you want me to repeat it?
<doduo> this is treath
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<doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo.
<@Misty> It needs some drama
<@Misty> Like when Kefka comes in and uses Light of Judgement on Ash's Pikachu and makes him go emo
<doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo.is someone thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
<doduo> criticant.all the guys think that hey are smarter.
<doduo> you are all jeleous on me.
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<doduo> chaos,did you liked the episode 114?i just writted.
<chaos> its to use pokemon battle my barkers plox
<chaos> episode when?
<chaos> episode when?
<chaos> episode when?
<chaos> episode when?
<doduo> common,give me a answer.you liked?
<chaos> like is yes i wish to chelgne my figth.
<doduo> you want to challange me?
<chaos> BATTLE
<chaos> CHALLENG MY
<doduo> okay.did you liked the epiosde that i writed?
<chaos> EPISODES FOREVER ! ! !
<doduo> look for the episode 115.i will write it again,but not here.
<chaos> WHERE IS THE EPISODE I CANT FIND IT BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH
<doduo> on bulbagarden it is the episode.
<chaos> episode for my?
<doduo> yes.
<doduo> i did this ofr you,because you like pokemon just like me.
<doduo> i did this for you,because you like pokemon just like me.
<chaos> its to play pokemon with you.if i were someone i could battle my
<dodrio> then lets get started.go,volbeat.
<chaos> go treecko NO MY GYM IS REALLY THE FIRE BADGE
<dodrio> volbeat,thunder wave.
<chaos> TREECKO EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
<chaos> who want to lose with me
<chaos> who want to lose with me
<chaos> who want to lose with me
<dodrio> volbeat,supersonic.
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* doduo is now known as dodrio
<@Misty> hi
<dodrio> hi.now shut up.
<@Misty> hey don't tell me to shut up
<@Misty> you shut up
<dodrio> say hi ony one time,not all the time.you are getting annoyed.
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<sceptile> hellooooooooooooo.
<sceptile> is somebody on www.serebii.net
<+Internet-sama> hi doduo
<+Internet-sama> how are you
<sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.
<sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.are you bliend?
<+Internet-sama> no do you enjoy large cocks
<sceptile> i challenge you to a synopsis pokemon battle,you inter idiot.
<sceptile> if you are not afraid to loose
<Internet-sama> I AM TO BATTLE SCEPTILE BATTLE .
<Internet-sama> . . . . .
<Internet-sama> . . . . .
<Internet-sama> . . . . .
<Internet-sama> BATTLE . . .
<sceptile> go,ludicolo.
<Internet-sama> LUDICOLO IS BANNED NO LUDICOLO NO MEWTWO NO KYORGR NO SPORE NO QUICK CLAW NO LEFTOVERS NO HORN DRILL!!!
<sceptile> are you afraid that you will loose,chaos?
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<sceptile> go,ludicolo,i said.
<Internet-sama> BATTLE
<Internet-sama> BATTLE
<Internet-sama> BATTLE!!!!!
<Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
<sceptile> ludicolo,nature power.
<Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
<Internet-sama> NO LUDICOLO
<sceptile> nature power-stun spore attack on you,chaos.your name is king of the internet.you have it before this name when your name whas chaos.you liked that episode pokemon 113.
<sceptile> ludicolo,focus punch.
<sceptile> sceptile,use leaf blade.
<internet-sama2> ludicolo,focus punch.
<sceptile> ludicolo,hiperbeam on inter-idiot.
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<sceptile> who are you,dude?
<+Kadabra> wtf >.>
<Josherific> .-.
<sceptile> wwww.fanfiction.net
<+Kadabra> . . .
<sceptile> www.joshe-boy is a idiot.com.
<Himiko> hi Kadabra
<+Kadabra> Hi.
<sceptile> hi,kadabra.do you want a pokemon synopsis battle.misty is to afraid to battle with me.
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<sceptile> i knew it.you changed your name back.
<chaos> i wasn't hiding you moronic twat
<sceptile> you are a moron,inter or should i say,chaos contol.
<chaos> (You have filled my heart with greater joy then when their grain and new wine abound.) († Promise Quotes †)
<dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
<chaos> (A lying tongue hates it victims, and a flattering mouth causes ruin.) († Useful Proverbs †)
<dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
<chaos> (I will listen to what God the Lord will say; he promises peace to his people, his saints.) († Promise Quotes †)
<dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
<chaos> (In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.) († Promise Quotes †)
<dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
<chaos> (Pride goes before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall.) († Promise Quotes †)
<dodrio> chaos,is something wrong with you?you seem a little different like in proverb,,i like your cow,brother, but is to expensive''.
<dodrio> ,,a man that goes for a tresure'' ,,goes to help the poor people''.
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<dodrio> i love you from the day i fished you from the lake,ash,said misty.-i love you to ,misty.you are so sweet and i love you to,said ash lowering his head at misty and giving her a kiss on her lips.misty,can you put this story on serebiiforums,please?i will do anithing for you,if you put my story on serebiiforums.
<dodrio> but i just want misty to put my story on serebiiforums.i ask so much from him?
<+Kadabra> And I'm not exagerating.
<dodrio> you are a imbecile.whi are you picking on me?i didnt did nothing to you,leaf face.
<Kadabra> WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST GO TO SEREBIIFORMS AND POST IT THERE YOURSELF?!!
<dodrio> i dont know how.
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<dodrio> and yes misty,enghlish is my first language.
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<dodrio> what is that a bot?
<dodrio> a,now i get it.a bot is a cockie seller,no?
<dodrio> okay.but what is a bot?it is cookie seller?i like cookies with chocolate.
<dodrio> and i like donuts with sugar and chocolate.

<Sanders> you obviously havent seen the masturbate that is the blustery wind
<Sanders> masterpiece not masturbate

[17:41:03] <DougJustDoug> I should have given him a custom 3point infraction and said "Normally this is a 1 point infraction, but I figure only 34% of this infraction will penetrate your brain."

<BlueKirby> why dont you slip into something more comfortable
<BlueKirby> like a coma

Camp Kmart: (i'm still not going to mod you)
Rodrigo: ok
Rodrigo: also I wanted to be friend yours
Camp Kmart: good
Rodrigo: :)
Rodrigo: what's your name ?
Camp Kmart: john c internet
Camp Kmart: i traverse my web with a can of apple seeds and a pocket of miracles
Rodrigo: xD
Rodrigo: u have mail man ?
Camp Kmart: yes he delivers my state journal promptly every morning
Rodrigo: hey
Rodrigo: xD
Rodrigo: gave me your mail
Camp Kmart: he did?
Camp Kmart: god he doesn't respect my privacy does he ._.
Rodrigo: it stops to joke and gave me your email
Rodrigo: xD
Camp Kmart: yeah after he delivers my paper he usually stops to tell a few jokes
Camp Kmart: how the fuck did he know my email though
Camp Kmart: and why did he give it to you
Rodrigo: oh
Rodrigo: only i want your mail man xD
Camp Kmart: well go get him then why are you wasting your time talking to me
Camp Kmart: he isnt the handsomest of men but if thats the way you swing
Camp Kmart: GOD FORBID I STOP YOU

[19:54:48] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE JOLT CLAN
[19:54:57] [Steelicks]: yes please
[19:55:27] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: PUT LOLT IN YOUR NAME
[19:55:31] [Steelicks]: LOLT?
[19:55:31] [Steelicks]: ok
[19:55:35] [Steelicks]: i am part of LOLT clan
[19:56:09] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: NO IT IS CALLED JOLT NOT LOLT

[22:17:43] <&shade> az you know what i dont get
[22:17:51] <&shade> you know those germ sprays
[22:17:54] <&shade> that kill 99.9% of germs
[22:17:59] <&shade> why dont they just spray twice
[22:18:03] <&shade> gg

<@CaptKirby> it is apart from my will thunda
<@CaptKirby> I cannot help being intelligent
<@CaptKirby> even if I want or try to be dumb in a situation, it has failed
<@CaptKirby> like in the past when I would try to dumb myself down to attract women
<@CaptKirby> it is simply impossible
<@CaptKirby> I am rabidly intelligent, this is fact
<@CaptKirby> I am "ragingly/uncontrollably" intelligent
<@thunda> so basically you are a dickhead?

[20:46:29] <@reyscarface> lol
[20:46:48] <@reyscarface> i just fucked my sister so badly

rejected mafia roles

<lambasto> You are Adopted. We felt this role PM was the best way to tell you.

[02:36:18] <Kumar> did pollution even exist in gandhi's time?
[02:36:49] <Hipmonlee> why do you think he was so brown

[19:50:01] <Mekkah> also I caught one of my friends downloading dutch gay porn
[19:50:03] <Mekkah> via limewire
[19:50:06] <Mekkah> he quickly clicked it away
[19:50:11] <Mekkah> and started playing solitaire
[19:50:14] <Mekkah> pretending nothing happened
[19:50:23] <Mekkah> i was like "why dont you download that song?"
[19:50:28] <Mekkah> "shut up im playing solitaire now"

<%reyscarface> of course
<%reyscarface> i pick rock again
<%reyscarface> and he picks paper
<%reyscarface> this is ridiculous

[10:51pm] Jumpman16: does the new server cost more than the old
[10:51pm] chaos: no
[10:52pm] chaos: my host is really cool
[10:53pm] chaos: im convinced i have the best host in the world: small shop, low costs, insane hardware, snappy customer support
[10:53pm] chaos: i found them on a web hosting community
[10:53pm] jumpluff: sweet
[10:53pm] Jumpman16: are they snappy like
[10:53pm] Jumpman16: oh no you dint

<+thunda> aren't catalysts thos ethings old people get in their eyes

[20:28] Arabian Beauty: can i have an appointment with chaos
[20:28] Mekk: im not his secretary
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[20:30:31] <Spaced> i'm sorry mr chaos is in a meeting right now
[20:30:49] <chaos> he can page me if he wants
[20:31:04] <chaos> i'll get back to him after my golf match
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[20:30] Mekk: oh, chaos left a message for you since he expected you
[20:30] Mekk: do you want to see it?
[20:30] Mekk: i suppose not
[20:30] Mekk: the door is over there
[20:31] Arabian Beauty: o i am sorry i did nt want to disturb any one
[20:32] Mekk: he told me to tell you to pin your appointment to 3:30
[20:32] Mekk: you can also page him
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: on what
[20:32] Mekk: he'll answer when he's back from his golf match
[20:32] Mekk: oh you don't have his number do you
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: where
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: nope
[20:32] Arabian Beauty: i dont want it
[20:32] Mekk: well then you cant page him
[20:33] Arabian Beauty: i just want to speak with him POLIETLEY!
[20:33] Mekk: could you please sit over there and wait, because he is in an important meeting right now
[20:33] Arabian Beauty: what place i will go there'
[20:34] Mekk: didnt you see me pointing
[20:34] Arabian Beauty: just forget it but thanx for ur info

<darkie> new definition of pseudo-hazing: soft-deleting everything on the qdb

<+Fishy> you're tearing out sheets from a bible to roll joints?
<+fm|away> yep
<+fm|away> it's the best substitute for rolling papers
<+fm|away> don't worry i always read the verse out of respect before i smoke it

[21:00:37] bassie: whats d/p
[21:00:48] Acura: double penetration
[21:00:57] Mekk: i am so going to get d/p

[21:18:35] PokeQuest: can i be a mod?
[21:18:47] PokeQuest: i am mostly on all the time
[21:18:50] PopMusic: Hmmm... I don't know...
[21:18:57] PopMusic: We are looking for more staff actually
[21:19:05] PokeQuest: i can help
[21:19:08] PopMusic: What skills do you have?
[21:19:18] PokeQuest: great battleing
[21:19:27] PokeQuest: good combos
[21:19:47] PokeQuest: and other things i dont know about
[21:20:04] PopMusic: Ah... I see. Well, I'm afraid the position has already been filled. Sorry dude.
[21:20:59] PokeQuest: well this sucks
[21:22:40] PopMusic: dont take it too harshly
[21:22:46] PokeQuest: ill do anything u say u name it
[21:23:25] PokeQuest: Vineon: if you can convince popmusic I will
PokeQuest: ill try
[21:23:59] PopMusic: I told you the position has been filled. Would you like me to repeat myself?
[21:24:10] PokeQuest: no thank you sir

<CaptKirby> you know the worst part of school is how much you get boners
<CaptKirby> I had them from like 12-16 uncontrollably
<CaptKirby> about 8 a day