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<tennisace> GUYS GUYS <tennisace> ITS ME <tennisace> FROM THE FUTURE <little_afk> are you even more gay then <tennisace> YOU NEED TO DEBADGE ME IMMEDIATELY <little_afk> it seems like it <tennisace> no gk, but you grow an extremely questionable goatee <tennisace> and hang out in "biker" bars Submitted by Xaqwais on Jan 31, 2012 05:22PM [16:19:55] <GekiBlue-Ranger> mewtwo : what do u have then i dont? lucario : bblllluuueee (extend) ballz Submitted by moot on Jul 17, 2009 04:21PM [03:03:43] <&v> solace you like [03:03:46] <&v> stupid lame [03:03:47] <&v> shitty [03:03:48] <&v> girl [03:03:49] <&v> crap [03:03:50] <&v> right [03:03:51] <&Solace> lol [03:03:52] <&Solace> sure Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 13, 2012 08:04PM [23:59:57] <&v> ok well [00:00:04] <&v> im gonna call everyone [00:00:10] <&v> someone / anyone should [00:00:11] <&v> install [00:00:12] <&v> http://download.cnet.com/Call-Graph/3000-2078_4-10818630.html [00:00:15] <&v> and record the call [00:00:22] <&v> since 1) not me 2) host cant record [00:00:23] <~az> im lding it [00:00:27] <&v> o ok [00:00:30] <&v> sry [00:00:31] <~az> but im concerned that i might have the same problem [00:00:38] <~az> so let me try the test call again :) [00:00:40] <~az> dont apologise [00:00:43] <~az> also im glad you're hosting [00:00:50] <~az> when i host skype cuts my calls after like an hour or so [00:00:53] <~az> we cant have that [00:00:57] <&v> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM MY OWN PERSON [00:01:09] <&v> im gonna go get my bellybutton pierced [00:01:11] <&v> and [00:01:25] <&v> a tattoo of a mermaid fucking a shark thats eating a monster truck [00:01:28] <&v> made of lasers Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Mar 31, 2012 04:08PM <&shade> katya today we played a game in mcdonalds <&shade> called laugh at the mcspastics <&shade> i genuinely couldnt order <&shade> i was laughing at the guy at the counter so much Submitted by Rodan on Apr 01, 2012 08:19AM [21:45:27] Cacturne: I officially declare [21:45:30] Cacturne: that I hate all 10 year olds [21:45:32] Cacturne: thank you [21:45:41] dish [test]: you were a 10 year old once :( [21:45:51] Cacturne: dont remind me Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM Christina: anybody wants to hear a joke?
Christina: once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do? Christina: the boy replied"sir,u cannot sit in a nest" Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:32AM [12:58] <Bartman101> I got no piercings/tattoos/don't smoke/son't do drugs/don't drink [12:58] <%am> that makes you a faggot [12:58] <%am> not normal Submitted by Faint on May 08, 2012 10:00AM <lapine> aboriginals are funny people <lapine> they get put on gov't pension and then use it to buy alcohol to light fires in their living rooms with Submitted by Rodan on Jun 26, 2012 08:30PM <CaptKirby> I have recently come to find saying things like yeehaw and howdy an endless source of delight <CaptKirby> my voicemail is currently something like <shade> have you also found dick in your mouth as a source of delight? <CaptKirby> howdy, y'all get back to me now <CaptKirby> or something <CaptKirby> shade if you are saying the approval rate for finding those words cool is as high as the approval rate for dick <CaptKirby> then it looks like I made a great choice <shade> i was pretty much calling you bent <shade> but ok Submitted by cookie on Nov 02, 2012 09:19AM (Celia[SWEEP] am i taking your breath away by spreading my legs for you? (Celia[SWEEP]) are you gazing at my tight pussy? (angel9) yah (Celia[SWEEP]) describe what you would do if i was spreading my legs for real (angel9) il see whats inside Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM <+MoP> hey is anyone in here black?
<+MoP> lol jk i know black ppl dont know how to use internet Submitted by IK. on Mar 07, 2010 08:17PM (McWittyBot) The difference between America and Canada is... (McWittyBot) [2][D_D_D] Canada? what is? : 1 votes by Wally Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM -[14:39:44]- Gejimayu: use fire pokemon to beat me, water you are demoliosh Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 11:15AM <billymills> vegans probably lick themselves clean <billymills> like cats <billymills> because water isn't good enough for them Submitted by Axaj on Dec 26, 2012 12:46AM [15:17] <RANSOM> looking for Latias/Latios any level, shiny or matte finish, touched or violated Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 11:20AM <cookie> diamonds? <vadre> coke? <cookie> which is more expensive per gram <shade> coke probably <shade> depending on the carat Submitted by cookie on Jan 08, 2013 04:22PM <&v> lol <&v> i almost threw up when i saw jonah hill's face on lsd once Submitted by Rodan on Jan 31, 2013 09:44AM [22:46:03] Jorge Luis: does anybody knows what is fucking faggot??? Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM bmelts: however however, EA has approximately seventy brazillion lawyers on retainer who will make your life a living hell if you attempt to extract a lawsuit from this bmelts: i doubt we'll see any meaningful class-action suits in this regard Hugendugen: seventy brazilian lawyers is approximately one american lawyer bmelts: no, brazillion bmelts: an exceedingly large number ibojangles: QUEM FALA LITIGATOR Submitted by verbatim on Mar 16, 2013 11:20PM <THE_IRON_KENYAN> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZey guys hows it going
<THE_IRON_KENYAN> if I make the vuvuzela noise <THE_IRON_KENYAN> coherent speech interrupts me Submitted by monkfish on Jul 06, 2010 06:10PM [01:23:21] <+reachzero> I hate dogs.
[01:23:30] <+LonelyNess> reachzero is a good man [01:23:33] <+LonelyNess> because dogs are the worst [01:24:11] <+reyscarface> how can you hate a dog [01:24:14] <+reyscarface> they are amazing [01:24:32] <+LonelyNess> They're annoying and stupid [01:24:39] <+reyscarface> youre a racist [01:24:52] <+LonelyNess> I'd rather be a racist than a mexican Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 06, 2010 05:26PM 16:30 chimpanze ok
16:30 chimpanze in a criminal investigation happened on saturday night/sunday morning 16:30 chimpanze at 2am when the clocks went back 16:30 chimpanze i realsie itd be fucked 16:30 chimpanze cos if target 1 died at 1am 16:30 chimpanze and target 2 died 1 hour later 16:30 chimpanze both targets wouldve died 16:31 chimpanze at technically the same time 16:31 chimpanze fuckin shit up Submitted by Vader on Oct 31, 2011 01:31PM [17:06:00] <&Fishy> file:///C:/Users/Alison/MIRC%20STATS/Html/drachma.synirc.html
[17:06:05] <&Fishy> whoa does that work Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 08, 2010 09:07AM [23:26] <DougJustDoug> Speaking of Espeed Dragonite -- I spent hours SR'ing for an awesome Espeed Dratini. Then my son asked me if he could level it up in his PokeWalker. Then he lost the fucking PokeWalker....
[23:26] <Jibaku> oh don't worry doug [23:26] <tennisace> awwwww [23:26] <Jibaku> there is a way to restore lost Pokemon [23:26] <Rising_Dusk> Haha. [23:26] <Deck_Knight> Silly Doug [23:26] <Deck_Knight> You can always replace children. [23:27] <DougJustDoug> I felt bad for my son. He didn't tell me for three days. He thought I would be SO disappointed in him. Submitted by eric the espeon on Jul 19, 2010 03:37PM |
