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[23:13] <Jimera0> lost my gold and my sister won't let me touch her crystal Submitted by Yilx on Apr 14, 2013 11:15PM <katyo> lol
<rory> katye <rory> i alsmost got raped tonight <rory> lol <mtr> who is katyo? <katyo> it is a mystery <mtr> I mean the smogon username <rory> for real <rory> O <rory> YOU'RE NOT KATYE <rory> OMG <rory> I HATYE YOU <katyo> master of a thousand nicks * katyo is now known as Mekkahawk Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 28, 2010 02:34AM [20:09:52] [Friends]Nubobot.rus: GO TO SAINT SEIYA BRASIL AND SEE THE MOTHER OF CHAOS' MOTHER MAKING SEX WITH 3 MANS. OH NO. Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:16AM <Vincent> wer
<Vincent> are yours anything like his? <Vincent> Im about to suggest wearing a bra <AJ> lol <DoomVM> http://outloud.fm/smogon <cookie> you have problems when your tits are bigger than your wife/girlfriend's <wer> i'm still an a cup <Vincent> lol <wer> although my hips are starting to be more truthful >_> Submitted by cookie on Dec 04, 2011 07:27PM <am> its a dirty sanchez
<The_Chaser> my mum likes it Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 29, 2010 07:21AM 20:22 RODAN ./ns id burgertime
20:23 RODAN fuck Submitted by Vader on Dec 15, 2011 06:17PM (12:48:56) <EspyOwner> How easy is it to convince randoms that someone is a girl?
(12:49:00) <EspyOwner> Easy, you just tell them someone is a girl. (12:49:20) <am> the story of solace (12:49:26) <am> in reverse Submitted by Alan on Dec 19, 2011 10:56AM <chaos> cloud
<chaos> you are so big <chaos> you are like <chaos> twice my size Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:20AM .  Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:24AM [18:42:55] <Mekkah> making sex with 3 mans
[18:42:57] <Mekkah> how awesome is that [18:42:58] <Mekkah> oh fuck Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:19AM [22:24:07] [Shii] I went to a Catholic elementary school [22:24:17] [@atlas] moi aussi [22:24:33] [Shii] I'm pretty sure the only thing I know about my body is that it was great at taking abuse Submitted by Firestorm on Feb 28, 2012 10:28PM [18:24:08] * Shiv (~Shiv@DONT.PANIC) has joined #badgeholders
[18:24:15] * Porygon2 sets mode: +v Shiv [18:24:17] <Shiv> fuck my connection [18:24:25] <Shiv> i had such a good burn for bk too [18:26:00] <kairi> lol [18:26:01] <kairi> what was it [18:27:44] * Shiv (~Shiv@DONT.PANIC) Quit (Ping timeout) Submitted by Earthworm on Jul 28, 2009 01:35AM <CobraJSF> my parents and sister are out.
<~Vader> smoke some weed <CobraJSF> i have none <~Vader> then get some <CobraJSF> where? I live in a place where there are no mexicans Submitted by NeoSeth on Jan 22, 2011 07:14PM 22:38 Huy: name someone that smokes alot of weed after aipom
22:38 Huy: :double hit: Submitted by muffinhead on Jan 30, 2011 07:39PM [12:20am] chaos: i dont like my birthday
[12:20am] Ninahaza: it could be worse [12:20am] Ninahaza: like my birthdate [12:21am] RamblinWreck: christmas? Submitted by Firestorm on Jan 30, 2011 09:32PM [12:41:39] * Now talking in #smogon [12:41:39] * Topic is 'fuck you brain' [12:41:39] * Set by chaos on Fri Aug 12 23:35:51 ------------------ [16:54:56] * Alexandros has joined #smogon [16:54:57] * internet sets mode: +v Alexandros [17:03:54] <Alexandros> brainfuck? [17:03:54] <Alexandros> :o Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [11:05pm] Obi: Presumably he doesn't go around groping people in hopes that he gets new abilities
[11:05pm] DP-Crobat: rofl [11:05pm] Obi: "Don't mind me, just seeing if you can give me anything" [11:05pm] Obi: Woman: "What!?" [11:05pm] Obi: *slap* Submitted by RBG on Aug 24, 2009 10:31PM [23:08:56] poke_nerd15: tell me when you ready
[23:09:02] husk: ok [23:13:06] husk: ok ready [23:14:09] poke_nerd15: wait...i'm masturbate now Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:33AM [07:50:21] <@CaptKirby> I walk into glass doors sometimes Submitted by dak on Feb 22, 2011 06:52AM <Gouki> i pulled out
<Jimbo> oh <Jimbo> damn you ;_; <Jimbo> I guess I will too Submitted by Stellar on Aug 29, 2009 05:49PM [13:17:03] <LonelyNess> we were 11/50 on Sunday ?_?
[13:17:25] <LonelyNess> and now we're not even halfway this is baaad :( [13:19:37] <Trueblade> Watch us get up to 31 today. [13:20:34] <LonelyNess> yeah that's not happening [13:20:41] <LonelyNess> we'll probably get to like 24 [13:20:43] <LonelyNess> maybe 25 [13:22:01] <Trueblade> If I'm right, you have to give my team 2 points and kick MrE out of SPL. [13:22:55] <LonelyNess> if you're right, the joy of being right is your sole reward [13:23:02] <LonelyNess> enjoy! [13:24:12] <Trueblade> D: Is that the reward you give a girl when she says you'll come before her? [13:24:25] <LonelyNess> the fuck? Submitted by Dubulous on Mar 17, 2011 10:26AM <moot> Wanna know...where I got this postcount?
<StrangerDanger> see, i was a mod....powerful, like you <moot> who gambles <moot> and gets in deep <moot> with the wifiers <StrangerDanger> then one day <StrangerDanger> they strip me of my mods <StrangerDanger> i just want to edit posts again <StrangerDanger> i just want them to know <StrangerDanger> i <StrangerDanger> don't <StrangerDanger> care <StrangerDanger> about the pm box <moot> so i did THIS <moot> TO THEIR FIREBOT <moot> AND NOW <moot> THEY CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME <StrangerDanger> THEY DON'T NOMINATE ME FOR THE WELL <StrangerDanger> BUT NOW <StrangerDanger> NOW I SEE THE FUNNY SIDE <StrangerDanger> NOW I'M <StrangerDanger> ALWAYS <StrangerDanger> SKYPING Submitted by moot on Oct 19, 2009 04:46PM umbreon_dan: how is new zealand divided? umbreon_dan: small island and slightly smaller island? umbreon_dan: i could remember that Fatecrashers: there are regions Fatecrashers: sort of Fatecrashers: they mostly apply to rugby tournaments Submitted by Vader on Jul 03, 2012 06:40PM [14:14] <cloud> lassie
[14:14] <cloud> whos a good girl [14:14] * cloud pets lassie [14:14] <Lassie> am boy [14:14] <cloud> wheres the story [14:14] * cloud pets lassie [14:15] <Lassie> am boy [14:15] <cloud> whos a good girl [14:15] <cloud> does lassie want this treat [14:15] * cloud reveals his left hand, containing a chew-last dog bone [14:15] <cloud> do you want it lassie [14:15] * Lassie was kicked by cloud (cloud) [14:15] * Lassie (Lassie@deja-9E2FF89E.dhcp.fewpb.net) has joined #dp-smogon [14:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Lassie [14:15] <cloud> answer me [14:15] <cloud> stupid dog [14:15] * Lassie sets mode: +b *!*@wham.bam.thank.you.maam [14:15] * cloud was kicked by Lassie (Lassie) Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:48AM [03:51] <minwu> why don't azns play counterstrike [03:51] <minwu> or do they [03:51] <&Thorns> they do [03:51] <&Thorns> they suck at it [03:51] <&Thorns> because there is heavy gun control in asia [03:51] <&Thorns> they dont have irl experience [03:51] <&Thorns> the european teams are the best [03:51] <&Thorns> because they practise offline [03:51] <&Thorns> in school shootings [03:51] <&Thorns> gaming organisations like fnatic [03:51] <%Crux> ahahahah [03:51] <&Thorns> go to juvenile centres [03:51] <&Thorns> and recruit school shooters [03:51] <&Thorns> for cs 1.6 Submitted by Minwu on Jul 17, 2012 01:55AM |
