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[23:13] <Jimera0> lost my gold and my sister won't let me touch her crystal
Submitted by Yilx on Apr 14, 2013 11:15PM
<rory> i alsmost got raped tonight
<mtr> who is katyo?
<katyo> it is a mystery
<mtr> I mean the smogon username
<rory> for real
<rory> YOU'RE NOT KATYE
<rory> I HATYE YOU
<katyo> master of a thousand nicks
* katyo is now known as Mekkahawk
Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 28, 2010 02:34AM
[20:09:52] [Friends]Nubobot.rus: GO TO SAINT SEIYA BRASIL AND SEE THE MOTHER OF CHAOS' MOTHER MAKING SEX WITH 3 MANS. OH NO.
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:16AM
<Vincent> are yours anything like his?
<Vincent> Im about to suggest wearing a bra
<cookie> you have problems when your tits are bigger than your wife/girlfriend's
<wer> i'm still an a cup
<wer> although my hips are starting to be more truthful >_>
Submitted by cookie on Dec 04, 2011 07:27PM
<am> its a dirty sanchez
<The_Chaser> my mum likes it
Submitted by Fatecrashers on Oct 29, 2010 07:21AM
20:22 RODAN ./ns id burgertime
20:23 RODAN fuck
Submitted by Vader on Dec 15, 2011 06:17PM
(12:48:56) <EspyOwner> How easy is it to convince randoms that someone is a girl?
(12:49:00) <EspyOwner> Easy, you just tell them someone is a girl.
(12:49:20) <am> the story of solace
(12:49:26) <am> in reverse
Submitted by Alan on Dec 19, 2011 10:56AM
<chaos> you are so big
<chaos> you are like
<chaos> twice my size
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:20AM
Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:24AM
[18:42:55] <Mekkah> making sex with 3 mans
[18:42:57] <Mekkah> how awesome is that
[18:42:58] <Mekkah> oh fuck
Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:19AM
[22:24:07] [Shii] I went to a Catholic elementary school
[22:24:17] [@atlas] moi aussi
[22:24:33] [Shii] I'm pretty sure the only thing I know about my body is that it was great at taking abuse
Submitted by Firestorm on Feb 28, 2012 10:28PM
[18:24:08] * Shiv (~Shiv@DONT.PANIC) has joined #badgeholders
[18:24:15] * Porygon2 sets mode: +v Shiv
[18:24:17] <Shiv> fuck my connection
[18:24:25] <Shiv> i had such a good burn for bk too
[18:26:00] <kairi> lol
[18:26:01] <kairi> what was it
[18:27:44] * Shiv (~Shiv@DONT.PANIC) Quit (Ping timeout)
Submitted by Earthworm on Jul 28, 2009 01:35AM
<CobraJSF> my parents and sister are out.
<~Vader> smoke some weed
<CobraJSF> i have none
<~Vader> then get some
<CobraJSF> where? I live in a place where there are no mexicans
Submitted by NeoSeth on Jan 22, 2011 07:14PM
22:38 Huy: name someone that smokes alot of weed after aipom
22:38 Huy: :double hit:
Submitted by muffinhead on Jan 30, 2011 07:39PM
[12:20am] chaos: i dont like my birthday
[12:20am] Ninahaza: it could be worse
[12:20am] Ninahaza: like my birthdate
[12:21am] RamblinWreck: christmas?
Submitted by Firestorm on Jan 30, 2011 09:32PM
[12:41:39] * Now talking in #smogon
[12:41:39] * Topic is 'fuck you brain'
[12:41:39] * Set by chaos on Fri Aug 12 23:35:51
[16:54:56] * Alexandros has joined #smogon
[16:54:57] * internet sets mode: +v Alexandros
[17:03:54] <Alexandros> brainfuck?
[17:03:54] <Alexandros> :o
Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM
[11:05pm] Obi: Presumably he doesn't go around groping people in hopes that he gets new abilities
[11:05pm] DP-Crobat: rofl
[11:05pm] Obi: "Don't mind me, just seeing if you can give me anything"
[11:05pm] Obi: Woman: "What!?"
[11:05pm] Obi: *slap*
Submitted by RBG on Aug 24, 2009 10:31PM
[23:08:56] poke_nerd15: tell me when you ready
[23:09:02] husk: ok
[23:13:06] husk: ok ready
[23:14:09] poke_nerd15: wait...i'm masturbate now
Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 24, 2010 10:33AM
[07:50:21] <@CaptKirby> I walk into glass doors sometimes
Submitted by dak on Feb 22, 2011 06:52AM
<Gouki> i pulled out
<Jimbo> damn you ;_;
<Jimbo> I guess I will too
Submitted by Stellar on Aug 29, 2009 05:49PM
[13:17:03] <LonelyNess> we were 11/50 on Sunday ?_?
[13:17:25] <LonelyNess> and now we're not even halfway this is baaad :(
[13:19:37] <Trueblade> Watch us get up to 31 today.
[13:20:34] <LonelyNess> yeah that's not happening
[13:20:41] <LonelyNess> we'll probably get to like 24
[13:20:43] <LonelyNess> maybe 25
[13:22:01] <Trueblade> If I'm right, you have to give my team 2 points and kick MrE out of SPL.
[13:22:55] <LonelyNess> if you're right, the joy of being right is your sole reward
[13:23:02] <LonelyNess> enjoy!
[13:24:12] <Trueblade> D: Is that the reward you give a girl when she says you'll come before her?
[13:24:25] <LonelyNess> the fuck?
Submitted by Dubulous on Mar 17, 2011 10:26AM
<moot> Wanna know...where I got this postcount?
<StrangerDanger> see, i was a mod....powerful, like you
<moot> who gambles
<moot> and gets in deep
<moot> with the wifiers
<StrangerDanger> then one day
<StrangerDanger> they strip me of my mods
<StrangerDanger> i just want to edit posts again
<StrangerDanger> i just want them to know
<StrangerDanger> about the pm box
<moot> so i did THIS
<moot> TO THEIR FIREBOT
<moot> AND NOW
<moot> THEY CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME
<StrangerDanger> THEY DON'T NOMINATE ME FOR THE WELL
<StrangerDanger> BUT NOW
<StrangerDanger> NOW I SEE THE FUNNY SIDE
<StrangerDanger> NOW I'M
Submitted by moot on Oct 19, 2009 04:46PM
umbreon_dan: how is new zealand divided?
umbreon_dan: small island and slightly smaller island?
umbreon_dan: i could remember that
Fatecrashers: there are regions
Fatecrashers: sort of
Fatecrashers: they mostly apply to rugby tournaments
Submitted by Vader on Jul 03, 2012 06:40PM
[14:14] <cloud> lassie
[14:14] <cloud> whos a good girl
[14:14] * cloud pets lassie
[14:14] <Lassie> am boy
[14:14] <cloud> wheres the story
[14:14] * cloud pets lassie
[14:15] <Lassie> am boy
[14:15] <cloud> whos a good girl
[14:15] <cloud> does lassie want this treat
[14:15] * cloud reveals his left hand, containing a chew-last dog bone
[14:15] <cloud> do you want it lassie
[14:15] * Lassie was kicked by cloud (cloud)
[14:15] * Lassie (Lassie@deja-9E2FF89E.dhcp.fewpb.net) has joined #dp-smogon
[14:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Lassie
[14:15] <cloud> answer me
[14:15] <cloud> stupid dog
[14:15] * Lassie sets mode: +b *!*@wham.bam.thank.you.maam
[14:15] * cloud was kicked by Lassie (Lassie)
Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 10:48AM
[03:51] <minwu> why don't azns play counterstrike
[03:51] <minwu> or do they
[03:51] <&Thorns> they do
[03:51] <&Thorns> they suck at it
[03:51] <&Thorns> because there is heavy gun control in asia
[03:51] <&Thorns> they dont have irl experience
[03:51] <&Thorns> the european teams are the best
[03:51] <&Thorns> because they practise offline
[03:51] <&Thorns> in school shootings
[03:51] <&Thorns> gaming organisations like fnatic
[03:51] <%Crux> ahahahah
[03:51] <&Thorns> go to juvenile centres
[03:51] <&Thorns> and recruit school shooters
[03:51] <&Thorns> for cs 1.6
Submitted by Minwu on Jul 17, 2012 01:55AM