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[22:19:20] <&m0nkfish> im gonna have sex with 2 girls tomorrow guarantee it
[22:19:25] <&az> why's that alex [22:19:33] <~cookie> payday, az Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Nov 04, 2010 03:20PM <RB-Golbat> "A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB"
<atlas> thats hot <Huy> atlas wants to download that Submitted by cookie on Dec 17, 2009 09:53AM {14:13:41} <@CaptKirby> I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MASTURBATING
{14:13:44} <@CaptKirby> STOP MAKING MY COMPUTER SCREEN FLASH Submitted by moot on Jul 10, 2009 08:57PM <EA> Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. <Accent> next time I see a woman I lock myself in the basement Submitted by cookie on Nov 24, 2009 06:34PM Humpman16: LOOK, WERE TWINS Submitted by cookie on Aug 17, 2009 08:02PM [21:12] <+Huy> lonelyness: i need to apologize for the way i've been acting
[21:12] <+Huy> i wrote this formal apology for you [21:12] <+Huy> http://i.imgur.com/HUIUp.jpg Submitted by little gk on Mar 24, 2011 09:20PM [20:08:11] The Hitman(D.L.): im back [20:08:19] The Hitman(D.L.): are u sure u want me to insult you? [20:10:41] Anomalous [laptop]: yeah sure [20:11:18] The Hitman(D.L.): so wait [20:11:23] The Hitman(D.L.): till i write the message [20:14:12] The Hitman(D.L.): I robbed ur house then i kicked ur dog's ass then i ate it then ur father founf d me and tried to shot me with a shotgun but i avoided it and i killed him with a kniife than i put it in the garbage can then i found ur mother sleeping i fucked with her and i pumped his pussy then i killed her to don't leave proofs then i went to ur room and i found u then i just beat the holly crap out of you and u almost died then i told [20:15:28] Anomalous [laptop]: wow [20:15:30] Anomalous [laptop]: you rock [20:15:45] The Hitman(D.L.): i know Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM alonketchum 13: WHY AMPAROS DONT HAVE WOOL? Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [19:03:09] <kd24> KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: . KD24 FUCKS HIS MOM: .
[19:03:17] <kd24> first night back, im already being abused by shoddy users [19:03:20] <kd24> i must be doing a good job [19:03:28] <+Thorns> kd are you keeping your badge [19:03:32] <locopoke> do you really fuck your mom though [19:03:34] <locopoke> be honest [19:03:36] <kd24> of course Submitted by locopoke on Apr 18, 2010 04:10PM [04:03:23] <@Phiddlesticks> why did the woman have pictures of the inside of all her shirts
[04:03:34] <@Phiddlesticks> because she had a photographic mammory xD [04:05:40] * &az tumbleweed [04:06:19] <@Phiddlesticks> is this thing on [04:08:20] <@THE_IRON_KENYAN> If you had an audience full of tumbleweeds and you made a shitty joke [04:08:26] <@THE_IRON_KENYAN> would a laughing person run by Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Nov 07, 2010 08:09PM machorayquaza1925: bloobers are destroying the battle's lets get out! machorayquaza1925: NOW machorayquaza1925: GET OUT EVERY! Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM <&Earthworm|Away> ugh <&Earthworm|Away> i tried to meow at my cat to show her how annoying it is <&Earthworm|Away> but she just kept meowing Submitted by reyscarface on Apr 07, 2012 01:25AM [03:02] <porygon3> who wants to be my teammate
[03:02] <MEGATRON> me [03:02] <Gmax> me [03:02] <MEGATRON> lets be russian mafia [03:02] <porygon3> ok [03:02] <MEGATRON> gmax can be our silencer [03:03] <Gmax> yea [03:03] <Pidge> uhm thats not how you play guys! [03:03] <MEGATRON> im pretty sure thats how it works [03:03] <Pidge> o [03:03] <Gmax> k, so we have ascertained today that [03:03] <Gmax> pidgeis an idiot [03:03] <Pidge> dang ive been doing it wrong the whole time [03:03] -mafia- [MEGATRON] you are: russian mafia. Kill a person during the night. Your partner(s) is/are: porygon3 [03:03] -mafia- You also have a silencer working with your team, he is: gmax Submitted by RBG on Sep 02, 2009 09:42PM [19:24] <@CaptKirby> zerowingxyeti [19:24] <@CaptKirby> cute luvers [19:24] <@Yeti> ck you shouldn't say anything about another male and an e-girl [19:24] <@Yeti> when you are in fishy's vagina [19:24] <@Yeti> :-) [19:24] <@CaptKirby> Yeti why hould I not [19:25] <@CaptKirby> if anything I am an expert [19:25] <@CaptKirby> and thus have more right to say anything [19:25] <@Yeti> well you either can't be bothered or deny you're on her dick if you want to say it about someone else [19:25] <@Yeti> or if you do you can't say it [19:26] <@Yeti> but you don't deny you're on her nuts [19:26] <@RamblinWreck> Yeti seems to be confused about what parts women have ...later... [19:28] <@RamblinWreck> Yeti, does this silence mean you're busy checking? Submitted by reyscarface on Jun 02, 2010 05:41PM Kaguya: Metal Coat Increases Steel attacks if u want more tips like that come 2 kaguya clan server the password is keenan Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [08:17] <Theorymon> guys I had the weirdest dream
[08:18] <Theorymon> it was a war between Pokémon and Robpon. the Pokémon won because Wobbuffet countered a Nuke Submitted by Tangerine on Sep 03, 2009 05:20AM [10:22:48] <pookar> chaos do you have any "put this in your sig if you" etc jesus
[10:23:06] <~chaos> sure pookar [10:23:15] <~chaos> heres one for you: put this in your sig if you have down syndrome Submitted by makiri on Aug 23, 2010 09:47PM <@Steelicks> 9 and three quarters is dumbledores way of making a subtle reference to something else he is proud of
<@CFickle> "Hey lady. ive got some 9 inches of oak and phoenix feather right here. but not for you >:D" Submitted by cookie on Jul 10, 2009 11:07AM <Tangerine> i was talking to ipl
<Tangerine> and then he was like <Tangerine> "Where do you live i will drive up there if you want" <Tangerine> and then i said <Tangerine> "i'm not a 14 year old girl" <Tangerine> he was like <Tangerine> "oh" <Tangerine> haven't heard from him since Submitted by RBG on Aug 24, 2009 10:33PM <Kannon> agh
<Kannon> my nails <Kannon> have dirt stuck under them <Kannon> and I can't get them out <Kannon> help <Earthworm> get something thin <pookar> Earthworm are you offering your penis to Kannon <Earthworm> i would have said <Earthworm> here is something thin <Earthworm> not get something thin Submitted by moot on Nov 28, 2009 07:45PM [12:43:33] <~Earthworm> 8uiu8uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu8u
[12:44:20] <~Earthworm> ``-`--- [12:44:22] <~Earthworm> ok [12:44:22] <~Earthworm> i give up [12:44:35] <~Earthworm> i can't get the white stuff out [12:44:39] <@Accent> ... [12:44:41] <&Gmax> lol... [12:44:45] <&azurill> lol Submitted by monkfish on Jan 18, 2010 04:46AM [15:01:56] <&I> I can now speak in the third person without sounding weird
[15:02:06] <&I> I is a genius Submitted by Hipmonlee on Jun 16, 2010 08:06PM Sergio_flea: I cant SEE MY CHAR
Sergio_flea: Where is the LAb to i get my first pokemon Sergio_flea: How i can join the tornament, if i cant walk, i cant see me char??? SOMEONES HELP Submitted by Aquamentus on Jul 20, 2009 12:41AM Klerion: gay
Klerion: using legendaries Klerion: what a rockie  Submitted by cookie on Jul 24, 2010 11:19AM <&Vader> new rules:
<&Vader> vader does not use itunes when high <&supermarth64> why <&Vader> i bought she and him and superjail season one <&Vader> again Submitted by firecape on Dec 02, 2010 07:46PM |
