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[00:22:05] <&shade> kakky/cookie dont you think africans have the best drinking games
[00:22:09] <&shade> last one to find water dies Submitted by Mekkah on Nov 16, 2011 03:32PM <&shade> you know what ive always wanted to know
<&shade> why do you still hear the sound <&shade> when you stick your headphone in your mouth <&shade> ipods are mental for this reason only <&alison> what <&shade> get your ipod <&shade> turn a song on <&shade> stick earphone in mouth <&shade> still hear song <@RamblinWreck> why did you discover this <&shade> i dunno <&shade> i have a tendency to suck things <&alison> lol shade it's like <&shade> NOT DICK Submitted by Ramblin Wreck on Oct 30, 2010 09:30AM <Calm_Pokemaster> can someone please link me to an animated gif of Sazandora?
<Calm_Pokemaster> someone? <%khoa> www.google.com <Calm_Pokemaster> thanks, got the animated gif Submitted by Atticus on Dec 14, 2010 10:28AM [20:25:26] <Justin8649> and me and my family were eating at a chinese restaurant [20:25:35] <Justin8649> and they have those yearly zodiac things with all the animals [20:25:42] <Justin8649> and if you were born on a certain year you are a certain animal [20:25:49] <Justin8649> well i obviously didnt know cock was slang for penis [20:25:53] <Justin8649> and my grandfather was a cock [20:25:59] <Justin8649> and i was all like "HAHA YOURE A COCK" [20:26:02] <Justin8649> and i said it really loud Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM <atlas> and lick the icicles hanging from your house
<atlas> even though theyre dirty somehow <cookie> i suppose it's like a cold cock isn't it <atlas> no <DoomMullet> hahaha <atlas> icicles get smaller the longer you lick them :( Submitted by cookie on Dec 12, 2009 08:06AM [21:24:51] <Dan_Dan> id be up for watching more womens football
[21:24:57] <Dan_Dan> if they lezd out after scoring [21:25:04] <Dan_Dan> the men do.. Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jul 18, 2011 05:21AM out of the blue, during a discussion about alison's baby sister no less:
[03:00:16] <&shade> heres what i dont get about anal [03:00:19] <&az> ... [03:00:21] <&Fishy> .. [03:00:21] <&shade> ive done shits bigger than my dick [03:00:22] <&Fishy> . [03:00:25] <&shade> and it didnt hurt Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Aug 30, 2011 07:03PM [01:52:06] <forks> oh no wonder these stains aren't coming off
[01:52:11] <forks> this isn't glass cleaner it's furniture polish Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Dec 08, 2011 05:57PM <yanma> they spelled protien wrong in gsc Submitted by darkie on Jul 21, 2009 06:47PM Burpy[2v2]: if you train breloom hard enough, he will never lose his focus Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [11:15pm] alex: [23:14:03] <&Cathy> if being openly gay makes you biased, wouldn't being openly straight make you biased too
[11:15pm] alex: [23:14:04] <&Cathy> ? [11:15pm] az: i'm closet straight Submitted by RBG on Aug 06, 2010 08:17PM <g7r> is there a way to /ignore people on smogon forums
<g7r> and if so, how <g7r> (sorry im new) Firestorm> http://www.smogon.com/forums/profile.php?do=ignorelist <Firestorm> except you probably want to ignore me there and have me ignored here <Firestorm> so you can't see that <g7r> nvm found it <g7r> oh damn it <g7r> i cant ignore this person <Firestorm> you can't ignore mods <g7r> mods/admins cant be ignored <g7r> ffffff Submitted by JabbaTheGriffin on Nov 03, 2010 08:18PM [02:50:28] <~cookie> it's late
[02:50:30] <~cookie> i should sleep [02:50:35] <~cookie> but then i look at the sops here [02:50:38] <~cookie> 3 of them are british [02:50:44] <~cookie> and the other slept with one [02:50:56] <~cookie> so i feel like i'd be out of place if i did Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Feb 22, 2011 06:57PM <husk> india won the cricket world cup
<husk> :) <@atticus> <barry4ever> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <@atticus> <barry4ever> my country won the cricket world cup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 <@Nachos> lol if he gets that happy when he wins the cricket <@Nachos> imagine what happens once he gets some bread Submitted by Atticus on Apr 02, 2011 11:23AM [15:31:25] <Kaidelong> Alcohol has a nasty habit of increasing blood toxicity though and placing large loads on the liver to process the solvent into the drug components that provide the effect [15:31:42] <chaos> and [15:31:44] <Spaced> yeah but it also gets you laid Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [00:13:30] <DragonAtma> Donm't expect ET to show up anytime soon [00:13:38] <DragonAtma> BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a 31-year-old man they caught vandalizing two cars by scratching large penis-shaped gouges into them and said they believe he may be responsible for similar markings found on hundreds of others. Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM A discussion in #stark:
<+Colonel_M> Sometimes I wonder about Theorymon's GPA <%JabbaTheGriffin> 0.00 <%JabbaTheGriffin> unless the 5 courses he's taking are <%JabbaTheGriffin> ubers <%JabbaTheGriffin> survey of wobbuffet <%JabbaTheGriffin> how to utilize ous in ubers <%JabbaTheGriffin> how to write so much more than is needed <%JabbaTheGriffin> and survey of wobbuffet <%JabbaTheGriffin> yes he's taking that class twice <+Colonel_M> Rofl Submitted by Colonel M on Oct 07, 2009 08:48PM [5:56pm] DougJustDoug: I'm teaching my 5 year old how fun it is to fish and beat Magikarp. [5:57pm] DougJustDoug: Speed EV factory child labor. [5:57pm] Mekkah: my daddy can make a groudon [5:57pm] Mekkah: so why am i fishing for magikarp [5:58pm] SevenDeadlySins: doug i don't think this is what people mean when they say parents should take their children fishing [5:59pm] firecape: sds is just jelly his parents never took him fishing [5:59pm] DoomVM: fishing is awesome tobes [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: Got a bite! [5:59pm] firecape: IT GOT AWAY [6:00pm] Fatecrashers: Too bad! [6:00pm] DougJustDoug: "But daddy, I want to go explore and enter my pokemon in contests." [6:00pm] DougJustDoug: "Not yet honey. Only 64 more Magikarp to go, and daddy's Starmie will be nice and fast. No one likes a whiner, right?..." [6:00pm] Tobes: hahaha [6:00pm] PKGaming: lol [6:00pm] Mekkah: when doug came back later, he found starmie dressed in a top hat, a dress and a beautiful pearl necklace [6:00pm] Mekkah: with 200 attack evs [6:00pm] firecape: his child was never heard from again Submitted by RBG on Jun 15, 2011 03:00PM [00:39:24] <makiri> az have you seen my house
[00:39:31] <makiri> its about as big as my penis [00:39:52] <az> how do you fit inside [00:44:35] <makiri> i dont Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Aug 29, 2011 05:47PM [21:37:52] EeveeTrainer: ONCE I EJACULATED INTO MY SCRAMBLED EGGS TO SEE IF I COULD FERTILIZE A CHICKIAN [21:38:34] Freya: ONCE I EJACULATED INTO YOUR MOM EGGS TO SEE IF I COULD FERTILIZE A CHICKIAN [21:46:27] Appleman: ONCE I EJACULATED INTO MY RIGHT HAND BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ANY FEMALES Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM [23:31:00] <Vineon> what is freaky is that on my msn list theres someone with a "mom" screen name [23:31:09] <Vineon> and I cant tell who it is just from the address [23:31:35] <Vineon> "mom has signed on" sort of scares me everytime Submitted by Noah on Jun 23, 2009 09:41PM <DougJustDoug> Is "F477I3" leet speak for something?
<jumpluff> ...fattie? <jumpluff> im guessing <DougJustDoug> Hmmmm <DougJustDoug> Somebody just created that account and voted with it in the CAP poll <DougJustDoug> I guess Jimbo is trying to swing the poll Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Mar 14, 2010 06:48PM <%Aeolus> does someone need something?
<%Aeolus> before i leave <Kaiser> I do aeolus <%Aeolus> what do you need <Kaiser> Tech support, I'll pm * %Aeolus (aeolus@synIRC-D2ED8085.cpe.cableone.net) Quit (Quit: ) Submitted by Atticus on Mar 16, 2010 11:08PM <&Vader> tennis have you ever played drunk chicken
<&tennisace> yes <&tennisace> i'm the best at it <&Vader> i dont mean the game chicken <&tennisace> if its the game i think you're talking about <&Vader> i mean the game drunk chicken whereupon you and several people drink until one of them dies <&tennisace> like two dudes going in for a kiss and whoever pulls out first loses? <&tennisace> or not Submitted by Vader on Jan 27, 2011 06:22PM [6:34:21] @stellar: there is a sign outside my neighborhood
[6:34:31] @stellar: that says "bind and lock up mentally retarded children" [6:34:37] @stellar: im not sure why [6:34:38] +Seven Deadly Sins: lol stellar [6:34:39] Camidea: lol [6:34:40] +Seven Deadly Sins: that is awesome [6:34:48] @stellar: manav95 just reminded me of it Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Oct 14, 2010 03:36PM |
