Hey Smogon! I'm LucaroarkZ and this is my first RMT here. I had been working on a viable hyper offensive team with no weather for a few months. It has proven to be incredibly difficult with Excadrill as well as the Chlorophyll sweepers running around everywhere in the current metagame. After a lot of testing, I finally made one that's been working out very well for me. Enjoy!
Deoxys-S @ Focus Sash
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Magic Coat
- Psycho Boost
Deoxys-S is broken, no doubt about it. With this guy I almost always get up Stealth Rocks and at least one layer of Spikes. It makes the job of all my teammates a lot easier, making the difference between OHKOing something and not OHKOing it. Making sure I can KO the enemy is a necessity, since if the enemy survives, odds are it's lights out for my Pokemon. I'm using Magic Coat instead of Taunt since that has proven to do a good job at dealing with common entry hazard leads like Tyranitar.
Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch
- Superpower
- Pursuit
- U-turn
Edit 9/22/11: Currently testing out SubCM Jirachi in this guy's place to get a reliable answer to rain stall.
Generic CB Scizor set. I love this set so much! Obvious Bullet Punch is obvious, dealing massive damage to almost anything that doesn't resist it. This guy can come in after Latios has used Draco Meteor, and trap it with Pursuit. I can also use it to trap Espeon if I see that the opponent has an Espeon on their team, which makes Deoxys-S's job a little easier. U-turn is for scouting and Superpower is for extra coverage.
Zoroark (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Illusion
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Flamethrower
- Nasty Plot
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast
No sir, I am not a Hitmontop. I just took out your Jellicent with Dark Pulse because of it. What are you gonna do now? Anyways, I'm not too big on this Zoroark set, but it works well for this team, so whatever. Zoroark has been a staple of my strategy for a while since I've used it on literally every team I've ever made, so I just can't use other Dark-type attackers like Weavile or Tyranitar effectively. Because of Deoxys-S, entry hazards are very rarely on my side of the field, meaning I can almost always safely come out disguised as Hitmontop and either get a free Nasty Plot and start sweeping, or take out a potential threat to Hitmontop such as Jellicent. Zoroark has always delivered great results for me and I would never even consider removing it from my strategy. Even with team preview, Illusion is a great strategy. I can mix-and-match the team roster before the match, so it's hard to truly know when Zoroark comes out.
Typhlosion (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Blaze
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Overheat
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Grass]
This is the member of my team that influenced the title. Typhlosion is a very underrated threat in my opinion, and I thought it needed a time to shine. You're probably wondering why I'm using this instead of Chandelure, who could also serve as a great Spinblocker on my team. The reasons are quite simple, really: Typhlosion is not weak to Pursuit like Chandelure is, meaning I can effectively employ a hit-and-run strategy that comes with using moves such as Overheat or Draco Meteor. Overheat is the main move of this set, which scores a OHKO on Ferrothorn, even during rain. Fire Blast is there so I can have a move I can use without lowering Typhlosion's Special Attack. Focus Blast is on this moveset because I need a move to take care of Tyranitar, who is otherwise a huge threat to this set. I need Hidden Power Grass to deal with Gastrodon, Swampert, Politoed, etc. who also otherwise threaten this set, since the only other Grass-type move Typhlosion can learn is SolarBeam, which on a weatherless team is just lol.
Salamence (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Brick Break
- Roost
Mixed Salamence is probably my favorite dragon to use. I decided not to use the usual EV spread and use the spread I'm using because I needed more power when using Draco Meteor and the only physical attack I'm using on this set is Brick Break, which usually takes care of those annoying Steel-types (and Tyranitar) perfectly well. Fire Blast is there to deal with Skarmory, and Roost is so I can recover damage Salamence takes from Life Orb and also for playing mind games with Gliscors carrying Ice Fang.
Hitmontop (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Fake Out
- Mach Punch
- Close Combat
- Sucker Punch
Edit 9/22/11: Currently testing out Air Balloon Terrakion in this guy's place for a still reliable answer to Excadrill who can function as a better physical sweeper.
Technician Hitmontop is, hands down, one of the best priority abusers in the game. I don't understand why people use Conkeldurr when this guy is available. Fake Out is free damage on anything that isn't a Ghost-type, then I can usually take out the threat with either Mach Punch or Sucker Punch. Close Combat is on this set to deal with Chansey and Blissey very well, especially after hazards damage and Fake Out. Mach Punch also scores a KO on Excadrill with Stealth Rock and just one layer of Spikes set up.
I hope you enjoyed this team! Any comments/critiques are welcome!

Deoxys-S @ Focus Sash
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Magic Coat
- Psycho Boost
Deoxys-S is broken, no doubt about it. With this guy I almost always get up Stealth Rocks and at least one layer of Spikes. It makes the job of all my teammates a lot easier, making the difference between OHKOing something and not OHKOing it. Making sure I can KO the enemy is a necessity, since if the enemy survives, odds are it's lights out for my Pokemon. I'm using Magic Coat instead of Taunt since that has proven to do a good job at dealing with common entry hazard leads like Tyranitar.

Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch
- Superpower
- Pursuit
- U-turn
Edit 9/22/11: Currently testing out SubCM Jirachi in this guy's place to get a reliable answer to rain stall.
Generic CB Scizor set. I love this set so much! Obvious Bullet Punch is obvious, dealing massive damage to almost anything that doesn't resist it. This guy can come in after Latios has used Draco Meteor, and trap it with Pursuit. I can also use it to trap Espeon if I see that the opponent has an Espeon on their team, which makes Deoxys-S's job a little easier. U-turn is for scouting and Superpower is for extra coverage.

Zoroark (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Illusion
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Flamethrower
- Nasty Plot
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast
No sir, I am not a Hitmontop. I just took out your Jellicent with Dark Pulse because of it. What are you gonna do now? Anyways, I'm not too big on this Zoroark set, but it works well for this team, so whatever. Zoroark has been a staple of my strategy for a while since I've used it on literally every team I've ever made, so I just can't use other Dark-type attackers like Weavile or Tyranitar effectively. Because of Deoxys-S, entry hazards are very rarely on my side of the field, meaning I can almost always safely come out disguised as Hitmontop and either get a free Nasty Plot and start sweeping, or take out a potential threat to Hitmontop such as Jellicent. Zoroark has always delivered great results for me and I would never even consider removing it from my strategy. Even with team preview, Illusion is a great strategy. I can mix-and-match the team roster before the match, so it's hard to truly know when Zoroark comes out.

Typhlosion (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Blaze
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Overheat
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Grass]
This is the member of my team that influenced the title. Typhlosion is a very underrated threat in my opinion, and I thought it needed a time to shine. You're probably wondering why I'm using this instead of Chandelure, who could also serve as a great Spinblocker on my team. The reasons are quite simple, really: Typhlosion is not weak to Pursuit like Chandelure is, meaning I can effectively employ a hit-and-run strategy that comes with using moves such as Overheat or Draco Meteor. Overheat is the main move of this set, which scores a OHKO on Ferrothorn, even during rain. Fire Blast is there so I can have a move I can use without lowering Typhlosion's Special Attack. Focus Blast is on this moveset because I need a move to take care of Tyranitar, who is otherwise a huge threat to this set. I need Hidden Power Grass to deal with Gastrodon, Swampert, Politoed, etc. who also otherwise threaten this set, since the only other Grass-type move Typhlosion can learn is SolarBeam, which on a weatherless team is just lol.

Salamence (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Brick Break
- Roost
Mixed Salamence is probably my favorite dragon to use. I decided not to use the usual EV spread and use the spread I'm using because I needed more power when using Draco Meteor and the only physical attack I'm using on this set is Brick Break, which usually takes care of those annoying Steel-types (and Tyranitar) perfectly well. Fire Blast is there to deal with Skarmory, and Roost is so I can recover damage Salamence takes from Life Orb and also for playing mind games with Gliscors carrying Ice Fang.

Hitmontop (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Fake Out
- Mach Punch
- Close Combat
- Sucker Punch
Edit 9/22/11: Currently testing out Air Balloon Terrakion in this guy's place for a still reliable answer to Excadrill who can function as a better physical sweeper.
Technician Hitmontop is, hands down, one of the best priority abusers in the game. I don't understand why people use Conkeldurr when this guy is available. Fake Out is free damage on anything that isn't a Ghost-type, then I can usually take out the threat with either Mach Punch or Sucker Punch. Close Combat is on this set to deal with Chansey and Blissey very well, especially after hazards damage and Fake Out. Mach Punch also scores a KO on Excadrill with Stealth Rock and just one layer of Spikes set up.
I hope you enjoyed this team! Any comments/critiques are welcome!