Man, it felt good to cheer for the Bears last night and not give a damn about this prediction game. I care way too much about winning, but I've realized it's making me enjoy the game so much less. So I'll just make my damn picks and be done with it.
San Francisco < Detroit (Fuck yeah Lions!)
St. Louis < Green Bay (Too bad Pack and Lions can't both be 16-0.)
Carolina > Atlanta (Atlanta's disappointing, and Cam's doing really well despite losing to good teams.)
Indianapolis < Cincinnati (Fuck Painter, apparently he couldn't get it done.)
Buffalo > NY Giants (Yeah, after the loss to the Seahawks...)
Jacksonville < Pittsburgh (Jacksonville still sucks, and Pittsburgh seemed good last week.)
Philadelphia < Washington (I have no clue, so this is just a guess.)
Houston < Baltimore (At least we had a good first quarter of the season, and that's more than last year's team can say. So, like we've been saying for the past few years, there's always next year. And the next, and the next, and the next...)
Cleveland < Oakland (Raider's got this.)
Dallas < New England (At least Texans and Cowboys will both lose this week so fans can't troll about how much the other team sucks.)
New Orleans > Tampa Bay (Don't think Tampa can do it.)
Minnesota < Chicago (If the Vikings weren't so damn inconsistent...)
Miami < NY Jets (I'm sure Miami will get Luck next year.)
Looks like an easy week besides Eagles and Skins.