Do you hate the Simpsons?

Am I a really horrible user?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • Yes

    Votes: 19 19.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 6 6.1%
  • OH GOD YES PLEASE BAN ME

    Votes: 70 71.4%

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You will find yourself in a very small minority because The Simpsons is one of those shows that appeals to a very wide range of audiences because of the way it makes its jokes, among other reasons. Regardless, you sound quite stupid for making that statement like that.

The Simpsons rock. Can't wait for the film, it looks like it's going to kick ass.
 
More like since Season 5 or 6.

It's trash, it needs to get off the air.
 
I thought the first several seasons were well-made, but everything since has been lackluster. The only animated show I find myself enjoying these days is The Venture Brothers, the second season of which I still need to buy.
 
I'm rather neutral here - I don't hate the Simpsons, but I don't like it as much as South Park either. I don't watch it that often though.
 
I absolutely don't hate the simpsons. it's the best animated comedy show ever. the only show that comes close is futurama.
 
Season 3-8 are the best TV ever. The first few seasons wern't bad, and there are some definitely good episodes after the ones I listed, but it really did go very much downhill.

I don't understand why you (topic creator) have such a huge hate against them though...
 
I like the way you chose to build your argument. I like watching the show, but I won't go see the movie. I can't see them stretching 22 minutes into 90.
 
I like the way you chose to build your argument.


I totally agree with the op's sentiments but ToP makes a good point here, I thought this was Firebot until I double checked what forum I was in.


I always hated Simpsons even when it was 'good' though, most of the humor doesn't really appeal to me. As far as animated comedies Futurama is the only one that really ever did much for me, which is kind of funny considering how much I hate The Simpsons.
 
I like family guy, Simpsons, South Park, almost all animated comedies... lol what do you have against these shows?
 
Family Guy is my favorite show ever. Simpsons are pretty good and Futurama is good. South Park is okay, it has some funny episodes but I don't like it as much as the others.
 
I enjoy The Simpsons way more than Family Guy or American Dad. IMO it has a better humor, though Family Guy's flasbacks are funny sometimes.

I still prefer Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends to all these though. Its humor is so amazing filled with puns... For a kids show it really reaches the older
 
Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or or go to Hell!
Homer: Bart! In this house we use a little word called please.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Chief Wiggum: Suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless.
Homer: I cant wait till they throw his hatless butt in jail.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Homer: When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.

Marge: Homer, a man who called himself "you-know-who" just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you-know-what". You are certainly are popular now that you've become a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Homer: I do have a story about two other young marrieds. Now, the wife of this couple had an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
Mrs. Krabappel: We need names.
Homer: Well, er, let's just call them, uh, "Mr. X" and "Mrs. Y." So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson."

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

(Homer trying to bowl a 300 game)
Miss...miss! Sorry, I was calling the waiter...
This split you sold me is making me choke!
Could you at least call it a banana split you dumb wad?!
Hey! Spare me your gutter mouth!
(Gets hit with bowling ball) ow!

Le Grille!? What the hell does that mean!


That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

The Simpsons paved the way for South Park, Family Guy, King of the Hill, and Futurama...


That's all I have to say, If you dont laugh at any of these quotes you can proceed to jab yourself in the eyes with dull pencils because you're obviously dead, honestly how can you hate the simpsons? They bring you loooooove...


 
I suspect topic creator hates the simpsons because he does not get the jokes.

The Simpsons is a good show. I wouldn't know anything about the new seasons since we get a lot of the old seasons around here (like 1-4). From what I've heard about the new seasons though, i think I prefer it like this.
 
how could anyone hate the simpsons? even the episodes that aren't "funny" by today's standards, are awesome and bring back a feeling of nostalgia.

simpsons is much better than that piece of shit irrelevant joke-based family guy. i hate family guy.
 
I heard the movie will be the end of the series. I grew up with the simpsons and i still love the older episodes, but yeah it should've ended many years ago. I can understand why people who were born during the 90s would be pretty sick of them though.

i just find family guy annoying now too, its completely lost its cleverness and is now mostly random stupidity
 
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