Alpha and Beta males of smogon

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THE_IRON_...KENYAN?

Banned deucer.
so here is what we are gonna do

Im gonna list 5 smogon forum males and you guys are gonna have to label them as either alpha or beta males, and your reasons why they fit into the category you listed them in. After awhile, I will give you guys a new set of 5 smogon men to work with.

I especially want to see what the women and gays of this forum categorize them as.


RODAN
shade
LonelyNess
locopoke
DougJustDoug
 
lol you have LN as an alpha male this thread is getting good already

I want detailed explanations for your choices, even if the choices seem obvious
 
RODAN - beta, he bandwagons whatever other people are interested in and tries desperately to find new gimmicks but he has no authority or dominance, he's like.. the gamma wolf, the court jester
shade - alpha, less of a puss compared to the other limpdicked smogon men, tbh it wouldn't surprise me if he was a beta irl and just puts on the front online, where nobody can interact with him face to face, but I wouldn't bet money on that either
LonelyNess - b e t a, do I need to explain.
other two I don't know to comment on.

since you wanted the women, here is katya's input
shade - alpha especially compared to smogoners
katya says:
locopoke is a really clear cut case of
wants to be an alpha so badly
but an obvious beta
would be the most blatant thing irl
rodan and ln -
Yeti says:
beta poster children
katya says:
honestly?
they're so beta they're gamma
rofl
 
alpha beta are the most retarded things ever just for the record
locopoke: alpha, has cute girlfriend, does what he wants, tells it like it is
rodan: alpha, likes what he wants, doesnt give a fuck about you plebs
online lonelyness: beta
irl lonelyness: alpha, idk how he does it but he do
shade: alpha i dunno, this thread sucks
dougjustdoug: alpha, like a millionaire with a wife
 
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holy crap, a prostitute develops somewhat caring feelings for a fellow human being, what a hilarious twist of events

there can only be one alpha, and in this current gaggle of gooks dougjustdoug reigns over them with contempt
 
Fishy said:
holy crap, a prostitute develops somewhat caring feelings for a fellow human being, what a hilarious twist of events

there can only be one alpha, and in this current gaggle of gooks dougjustdoug reigns over them with contempt
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sounds like I hit a nerve, sorry!
 
RODAN - alpha - lives in the centre of the universe, plays by his own rules, you are all jelly of this laid back young man
shade - alpha - that accent...need I say anymore?
LonelyNess - alpha - it's a well known fact that frogs are the most alpha animals on this planet, this dude will be ribbitting all night while he's boning your gf
locopoke - alpha - got himself in shape and has a gf, he really stepped it up and that's what being alpha is all about
DougJustDoug - alpha - full time pokemon creator who still has time for his kids and wife? sounds alpha to me
 
hey ultimaaaaaaaaaaaa it's ok to participate and say that the thread sucks

but if you are just going to say the thread sucks why not just refrain from posting?????
 
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