UNOFFICIAL lcpl trash talking thread.

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Corkscrew "Expulso - best 14 year old" Go eat a dick.

"Starmaster - LOL you suck worse than prem" I really hope your girlfriend has two dicks to support both of you.
 
U GUYS NEED TO LRN HOW TO TRASHTALK

prem plays little cup like a turtle with a yeast infection

Goddess Briyella gives more rides than a tilt-a-whirl

kingmidas would be a good battler if he wasn't too busy smashing pussy

FireMage meet water

they only thing worse than Heysup 's battling is vacuum wave + superpower blaziken

can't spell GlassGlaceon without "ass"

gonna steal wins like I stole comatthew6 's aegis of immortality

good thing he's called fatty considering how much he needs to be carried

I'm going to make Dice roll snake eyes

Kappaten is going down with the ship
 
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Wait wut .-.
 
U GUYS NEED TO LRN HOW TO TRASHTALK

prem plays little cup like a turtle with a yeast infection

Goddess Briyella gives more rides than a tilt-a-whirl

kingmidas would be a good battler if he wasn't too busy smashing pussy

FireMage meet water

they only thing worse than Heysup 's battling is vacuum wave + superpower blaziken

can't spell GlassGlaceon without "ass"

gonna steal wins like I stole comatthew6 's aegis of immortality

good thing he's called fatty considering how much he needs to be carried

I'm going to make Dice roll snake eyes

Kappaten is going down with the ship

U NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TRASHTALK

Dracoyoshi8 SUX, more than Macle

So darn weak like a level one tackle

You talkin bout my booty, why you lookin down there

From my POV you can't get any gayer

Speakin bout butts

You like to take it hard in yours,

I think you just got rekt

By a doduo openin doors
 
Credit to Nineage for writing these for me

Now I don't know who said it but they were really right
When they said that Wooper would fill people with fright
We're gonna blind all our enemies with a Bubblebeam
You had some real bad luck when put against our team

Cottonee Crusaders? What kind of name is that?
It sounds like someone went to the toilet and shat.
TNMTirtuogas? Route 101 Rascals? You crazy?
Were the people that came up with these names feeling lazy?

Door-Opening Doduos? What, you want a medal or somethin'? I can open doors too,
Although, I'll admit, it's more than Carvanhas can do.
I said it before and I'll say it again
Cottonee might be cute but we're not your friends.

♥ ^_^ ♥

Lets go! Lets fight!
Woopers will do it right!

Who even cares about Brave Bird?
Doduo can go eat turd.
Scraggy? What a stupid mascot
Unless your pants fall down a lot.

Route 101? What a joke
We all know you gonna choke.
Tirtougas? Nothing much to say
Encore you all day.

Lets go! Lets fight!
The futures looking pretty bright!

♥ ^_^ ♥
 
0 SpA Cottonee Giga Drain vs. 236 HP / 252 SpD Eviolite Wooper: 28-36 (112 - 144%) -- guaranteed OHKO
If wooper > doduo and cottonee > wooper
Cottonee > > Doduo
Logic.
 
252+ Atk Life Orb Doduo Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 196+ Def Eviolite Cottonee: 26-34 (113 - 147.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

this is a paradox
 
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