What could we buy if we pool our stimulus checks? (Americans only)

[antemortem]

I’ve got eyes on this premium shovel, and if we’re smart and invest our money, we should be able to put this one on layaway and pay it off by Earth Day 2021

I’m open to other ideas I guess

https://www.ebay.com/p/1532530948?iid=253001782768

 

[Sijih]

if we all pool our money in we can keep rising up the ranks of shovels

then end goal once we have enough smogoffers in the scheme is to get an excavator

 

[faint]

if you are not struggling and looking for good things to put that $600 towards, look no further!

- 5 shares of ARKG (this is basically guaranteed to double but don't sell for a year or more or you'll have to pay short gains tax which is $$$)
- small businesses. don't waste this money on big corps who have tripled in size this year. buy some overpriced chocolates from your family owned candy company if they're not already out of business
- buy your parents a nice dinner from applebee's or something

 

[Scarf]

rent for one user

 

[Ununhexium]

Pool it all and buy a single Bitcoin

 

[Raven]

A couple of congressmen to represent your interests?

 

[antemortem]

if we all pool our money in we can keep rising up the ranks of shovels

then end goal once we have enough smogoffers in the scheme is to get an excavator

this plot is galaxy brained

if you are not struggling and looking for good things to put that $600 towards, look no further!

- 5 shares of ARKG (this is basically guaranteed to double but don't sell for a year or more or you'll have to pay short gains tax which is $$$)
- small businesses. don't waste this money on big corps who have tripled in size this year. buy some overpriced chocolates from your family owned candy company if they're not already out of business
- buy your parents a nice dinner from applebee's or something

another acceptable usage for the stimulus money is a brand new PlayStation 5, one controller, and one and a half games

A couple of congressmen to represent your interests?

i actively avoid cis men these days but maybe we can pool for AOC’s appearance fee