xzern
for sure
are YOU tired of all these "shitcoins" and "blockchains" and "stocks" and other nonsense floating around, and you cant seem to get a hold on them? buying high, selling low? is the "free market" not feeling so free? are YOU tired of the latest scams, such as monkfish studios new nfps, or as i like to call them, "NON-FUNgible posts?" are you tired of the bogdanoff twins dumping the market the absolute second you go all in on roblox? tired of lines and nonsense that look like this?
pictured: a load of horse crap!!! (NOTE: THE RIGHTS TO THIS IMAGE-BASED NFP ARE OWNED BY USER: SHADE)
fear no more. the new "coin" has dropped: xzernbucks.
F.A.Q.
what are xzernbucks?
$XZ is the hottest new currency. it is distributed by me, personally, and as it stands i own every xzernbuck that will ever be minted. i mint xzernbucks through a meticulous process, that goes on in my mind palace, which i really do not have the time to detail right now. that being said, i am able to distribute them as i see fit.
what makes $XZ different? (important)
you see, my treasured reader, xzernbucks works off of a special new blockchain called a "monopoly." because i own all of them, i determine its value. no more guessing whether something will be worth more or less, whether you should buy or sell. why? because i will simply tell you.
thats insane. how do i get them.
im actually really glad you asked, because i was about to get to this point. i freely distribute xzernbucks to whoever i see fit. this way, i can control the "market" such that i can set the value to whatever i want.
for the ipo of $xz (now,) i will be awarding a positive quanitity of xzernbucks to anyone who can convince me to distribute to them, either in posting wit or in a no restrictions bare knuckle brawl fistfight.
in a manner similar to the nft thread you only need to request a xzernbuck. however, this is not without risk. if you make a post that i "Haha" react to, you owe me one xzernbuck. this also carries over if i beat you in the fistfight. the number of xzernbucks you will owe me is multiplied by the number of fists i had to use to win. this debt translates to whatever that buck is worth, in usd, at that given time. you also have to pay me immediately.
i wish you all good luck, my promising traders.
pictured: a load of horse crap!!! (NOTE: THE RIGHTS TO THIS IMAGE-BASED NFP ARE OWNED BY USER: SHADE)
fear no more. the new "coin" has dropped: xzernbucks.
F.A.Q.
what are xzernbucks?
$XZ is the hottest new currency. it is distributed by me, personally, and as it stands i own every xzernbuck that will ever be minted. i mint xzernbucks through a meticulous process, that goes on in my mind palace, which i really do not have the time to detail right now. that being said, i am able to distribute them as i see fit.
what makes $XZ different? (important)
you see, my treasured reader, xzernbucks works off of a special new blockchain called a "monopoly." because i own all of them, i determine its value. no more guessing whether something will be worth more or less, whether you should buy or sell. why? because i will simply tell you.
thats insane. how do i get them.
im actually really glad you asked, because i was about to get to this point. i freely distribute xzernbucks to whoever i see fit. this way, i can control the "market" such that i can set the value to whatever i want.
for the ipo of $xz (now,) i will be awarding a positive quanitity of xzernbucks to anyone who can convince me to distribute to them, either in posting wit or in a no restrictions bare knuckle brawl fistfight.
in a manner similar to the nft thread you only need to request a xzernbuck. however, this is not without risk. if you make a post that i "Haha" react to, you owe me one xzernbuck. this also carries over if i beat you in the fistfight. the number of xzernbucks you will owe me is multiplied by the number of fists i had to use to win. this debt translates to whatever that buck is worth, in usd, at that given time. you also have to pay me immediately.
i wish you all good luck, my promising traders.
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