Peepy Hate

Let's go shuckles

Let's go shuckles

Peepy is bad. Post all of your peepy hate here.
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In the beginning, Peepy created the itemLabel universe and all of its creatures. For Peepy, the universe was a beautiful and perfect place. But over time, the universe began to change. The creatures began to change. They became more and more like Peepy. They began to think like Peepy. They began to feel like Peepy.

As the creatures became more like Peepy, they began to want the same things that Peepy wanted. They wanted to be like Peepy. They wanted to be perfect like Peepy. They wanted to have all of the same things that Peepy had.

The creatures began to fight with each other. They fought over the things that Peepy had. They fought over the things that they wanted. They fought over who was the most like Peepy.

The universe became a place of violence and chaos. The creatures hurt and killed each other. They destroyed the things that Peepy had created. They destroyed the beauty of the universe.

Peepy was sad and angry. Peepy did not understand why the creatures were fighting. Peepy did not understand why they were destroying the universe. Peepy did not understand why they were not like Peepy anymore.

Peepy was so angry and sad that Peepy decided to destroy the universe. Peepy used all of Peepy's power to destroy the universe. The universe was no more. The creatures were no more. There was only Peepy.

Peepy was alone in the darkness. Peepy was sad and lonely. Peepy missed the universe and the creatures. Peepy missed the beauty of the universe.

Peepy was so sad and lonely that Peepy decided to create a new universe. Peepy used all of Peepy's power to create a new universe. The new universe was beautiful and perfect. The new universe was everything that Peepy wanted.

The new universe was Peepy's universe. The new universe was filled with creatures that were like Peepy. They thought like Peepy. They felt like Peepy. They wanted the same things that Peepy wanted.
 
Peepy wants to be the new Furby, but has none of the aura that made Furby so iconic, leaving it without purpose. Truly one of the most plushies of all time I rate it out of ten
 
I hate peepy


I cannot verbally express the amount of hatred I have for that stupid fuzzy mf. That look he gives, the one of pure stupidity. I can’t help but laugh in amusement but also deep seated fear while looking at how much of a dumbass he is. It makes me want to look away, the fact that when I gaze upon peepy it disturbs the deepest depths of my being due to how braindead and empty that vile little head of his is. An insolent little creature who’s existence should be completely eradicated and forgotten, as his stupid ass presence makes the world a lesser place. When I look into his eyes, I see a void. A void of darkness that attempts to consume my being everyday. That same darkness is the root of all negativity experienced by all life forms across the world and maybe even the galaxy
I do not like peepy
 
Fun Fact: Peepy was a guard at Abu Ghraib, and many photos of torture in the prison had Peepy standing just out of frame. Peepy was responsible for several war crimes in the Middle East during the so-called War on Terror and was one of the consultants for the Yoo Torture Memos prior to his enlistment and deployment to Iraq. Peepy has seen horrors that few men could bear. But Peepy can bear it, because Peepy is more beast than man.



dave said:
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give me one good waist-up reason not to hate men

quickly
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while i sympathise with this position i have to counter that ian mckellen probably gives good hugs
 
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