Wow, you really are a noob, lol. JK. JK. Open your bag in your pokemon game (diamond, pearl, platinum, heart gold, etc). Go to the "Key Items" section and find your pal pad. Use it, and there should be three options. The bottom option should say your name. Select that option, and it should tell you what your friend code is. My friend code can be found in the "about me" section of my page. Hope I helped.
Okay, I'll try. Hey, can I ask a personal favor of you?? I need to evolve my electabuzz, and afterwards I need to do an EV battle to make sure I didn't screw up the EV training. This shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
I'm sorry, but it's hard to just sit by and take all of these attacks. When you make a mistake, you're pretty much humiliated by the rest of the community. But, in reality, the humiliation goes to serebii, not to me. But I digress. Next time I'll know not to rely on information found on serebii.