Recent content by Garchomp of the Funk

Maybe this would work if you didn't count damage that was subsequently healed off. Presumably the formula needs to take status conditions and Stealth Rock into account too. Perhaps entry hazard damage should be a statistic independent from any pokémon's damage percent? Maybe a stat for average...

DO NOT HAVE A BABY. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR SITUATION IN ANY WAY. sorry to shout, but having a baby is a horrible idea. Your girlfriend's parents will try to get you locked up for statutory rape. Being on the sex offender list is never an enjoyable experience. in any event, actually having...

Except Garchomp never uses Dragon Rush because it's a terrible move (worse than Stone Edge!) However, Salamence is not going to like eating a STAB super-effective Outrage even if Garchomp's attack is reduced to 75%.

How this post is even remotely relevant to this debate is beyond me. The hole in the ozone layer, which is scientifically very well established, has absolutely nothing to do with global warming or "global cooling." Ozone blocks high-frequency radiation from reaching us and giving us skin cancer...

Carbon should be Carbos. EDIT: You might want to include a list of trainers to EV train against. This guide is reasonably good (note that the 6 Magikarp trainer does make split EV training quite easy since you always face 6 pokemon that give 8 EVs to the Power item stat and 2 EVs to Speed...

So where exactly in the Constitution is the individual right to poison others?

Platinum Battle Hall Single “Record”: 160* Garchomp @ Focus Sash Nature: Adamant 6HP / 252 Atk / 252 Speed Moveset: ~ Earthquake ~ Dragon Claw ~ Crunch ~ Fire Fang Garchomp is a devastating sweeper that can 2HKO pretty much everything that threatens it in the Battle Hall. Focus...

Even worse than the iPod... you only have to "do a google" to realize that Europe uses a different DVD format...

The constitution clearly states that the right to bear arms is connected to the necessity of a well-regulated militia. As the United States now has an army, which supplies its soldiers with weapons (as does the National Guard for its soldiers), the Second Amendment is now completely defunct as...

From Gaara of the funk, obviously. And yes, #Az, I know that nobody cares.

Land sharks, friend. Land sharks. Unfortunately for PETA, many "sea kittens" live in freshwater. And they shouldn't be petted as it damages their slime coat and makes them more likely to get sick.

Doesn't Gengar have Base 130 Special Attack? http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/gengar

Totally unfair. Try to sue if you can, though I'm not really sure what British law says about this. But it shows the genius of the free market: do your job well, work hard, and get fired for no apparent reason. Talk to your union rep. Maybe Deck Knight thinks that gender equality is too vile to...

I don't think it confirms a 5th gen. It's too soon. Probably another new form(e) for the GSC remake. Also, that pokemon is too small to be an "epic" legend. Probably a new Shaymin forme, electric+grass with some ridiculous ability.

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