I made you a birthday card.
At States, I played against a Trollant deck. The first thing they did was Catcher up Eel. No problem, I figured I could Retreat in two turns, one if I managed to get a DCE. Nope. No DCE, and the opponent used a Crushing Hammer four times and landed heads on all of those. This, people, is why you run Vileplume in Eel decks.