At long last, we have come to the final week of the SPL season. The semifinals ended in heartbreaking fashion for the Scooters, as they won a match in their opponents' counterpick tier only for the kingpin to come up short in bw and ben gay to bring a Muk. The victors of the series, the Ruiners, have been relatively dominant for the majority of the season; unfortunately, they are going up against one of the best teams ever constructed.
Speaking of the Tyrants, THEY JUST OBLITERATED THE WOLFPACK like my lord.
As per tradition, it is now time to pay tribute to our fallen comrades, the Wolfpack and the Scooters.
Let's start with last year's champions.
Tony started off the season by retaining Fear for 18k, a price that looks absurdly cheap when considering that other people like Earthworm and Cased went for similar prices in the auction. After 2 long years, however, FEAR FINALLY GOT UNLUCKY in Week 9, and followed this up with a loss to the squatter in the semifinals. He was unable to save the team like he did last year, but the retain was still obviously very solid.
On to the rest of the team. The first thing that jumps off the page here is Charmflash's record. After he hit a career low due to the MonoSnake debacle, Charmflash asserted himself as a dominant force in the tour scene, racking up 7 wins. Getting him for 4.5k obviously helped the team recoup some of the value lost by buying...UD for 20.5k. Yeah...LOOOL I'm not really sure how UD went from being decent in a heat ADV pool to being arguably the shittiest ADVer in SPL, but here we are. This pick looks absolutely horrendous in hindsight, and I know several members of the Wolfpack were ripping their hair out every time UD took the field. At the time, though, considering the sorry state of the ADV pool, this move was justifiable. Kickasser was another high-priced pickup, starting off the season strong before tailing off in a big way. TDK managed to make z0mog lose his bet to passion, but still finished under .500 for the second tour in a row. Eternally also had a terrible season, despite having trusty Wolfpack comrade rozes by his side...speaking of rozes, he somehow managed to be the 5th sub off the bench for a roster featuring HSA...yeah LOL
The Wolfpack season seemed to flip on its head the second bugzinator got himself banned for being a dumbass. This turned a solid slot into what seemed like an autoloss, and the Wolfpack went from a top team to one that was hanging on for dear life by season's end, losing to the shit ass 90k BIGs roster and only narrowly edging them out for 4th. I'd also like to point out that DeepBlueC has to be the most hyped .500 player I've ever seen; people are on this guy's dick every week I swear LOL
Overall, this team's high-priced slots fizzled out as the season progressed, and after bugzinator's ban, their lineup got even weaker. Eternally somehow got worse with rozes, and UD should probably be like 3k next year LOL jesus fuck he was ass. They seemed to be on a downward spiral by the time the playoffs rolled around, so it's no wonder they got absolutely curbstomped when staring into the face of an actual lineup.
Next we move on the Scooters.
I and many other skeptics found the Scooters draft to be a bit baffling at first. Whether it was due to the other teams just being complete dogshit or due to their lineup peaking at the right times, though, they managed to land a playoff spot and nearly made the finals. The Scooters started off the tour by dropping 1/4 of their bankroll on the kingpin, who underperformed a bit for his standards. Can't really hate on the pick, though.
Their other big-money buys, though....First, they decided to spend 16.5k on ben gay. Now, there are many ben gay apologists out there, and he might be one of the only players that can make people hop on his bandwagon one week and then call him the worst player in the world in the next. ben gay's 2 finals games pretty much sum up his career. In his first game, he played a pretty below-average OU player in sorry and won easily off matchup with VincCune, making the Smogtours audience scream his name as he finessed his opponent with absolute nonsense like Trick Scarf Cresselia. He successfully managed to hoodwink the Scooters into picking him for the tiebreak. And then he brought him:
Bravo, ben gay. Bravo. I find it very hard to justify spending 16.5k on someone who is a constant activity risk and has documented issues with pressure, but to each their own. I mean, he did go The Scooters also spent 14k on Century Express, which was absolute nonsense LMAO HOW WAS HE 14K DUDE WTF MRE IS PROB AS GOOD AS HIM AND HE WAS 3K. This pick made no real sense at the time, and I still don't really understand his price. But then again, a lot of higher-priced GSCers did terribly, so this pick didn't even end up being bad considering that he went positive. And of course, the Scooters were also the destination of one of Smogon's new hated players, Cdumas, who was bashed in the BIGs eulogy a few weeks ago. Cdumas somehow managed to get a starting spot in the finals, and got promptly annihilated by Hiye, pushing the Ruiners to 6 wins. I didn't think it was possible for a player to fuck over 2 franchises in the same season, but Cdumas managed to do it LMAO Imagine cancering, getting yourself traded to a playoff team, and then sabotaging them in the Finals while the team you left got significantly better and almost made the playoffs without you. Very impressive indeed.
The Scooters managed to get some of the best value picks of the draft. robjr somehow went from being an ABR lackey to absurdly overvalued in Snake to absurdly undervalued in SPL. bro...THE BIGS SPENT 14K ON SAGE WHEN ROBJR WAS 6.5K???? HOW DUDE WTF Realistic Waters had his best season yet, and FMG established himself as a solid OU player with a bright future. MoP had some impressive games in the tour, and was a solid RU pick for 5.5k, especially considering that the Ruiners drafted Redemption for 6k LOOL And of course, the team featured a token french buy in the form of giara, who was dogshit as usual and should not be bought for SPL in the future. Well, he did manage to somehow get 3 wins I guess.
Also...can we just revisit how absolutely absurd the Ruiners-Scooters tiebreak was LMAO WHY'D THE SCOOTERS PICK BW? WHY'D THE RUINERS PICK DOUBLES? man, who the fuck knows.
Overall, the Scooters ended up with a pretty balanced lineup that was one win away from a finals appearance; they were essentially an upgraded version of the 90k BIGs. They had a solid season, though, and exceeded my expectations.
Now then, on to the predictions!
The Dragonspiral Tyrants (7) vs. The Alpha Ruiners (4)
SM OU:
Mana vs Hiye | This game is pretty close. hiye has had some pretty bad games this SPL, and it'll take more than a win over Cdickass to give me a great deal of faith in him. He could easily win this game, but I'll take Mana for his body of work.
SM OU:
BLUNDER SANTANA vs Empo | empo's been solid enough this tour, but blunder's in another stratosphere right now. When you factor in blunders monetary motivation as well, this game looks very rough for Empo.
SM UU: Christo vs
Pearl | I'm always relatively high on Christo, and I think think he could easily win this game. Pearl's still the best UUer, though, and has demonstrated his consistency throughout the tier. Hard not to favor him here, if only slightly.
SM RU:
aim vs passion | passion has been decent enough this SPL, but Joey's putting together a solid campaign, and gets a chance to put a bow on it with a nice 7-3 record and a ring. I was pretty high on Joey going into this tour, and he was ranked #3 in the prestigious preseason ShakeItUp RU Power Rankings. He's played solidly enough to deserve a big edge in this one.
SM NU: ict vs
lax | I really wanted to pick ict for this, but lax is probably the best NUer right now. Fresh off a tiebreak win, he'll look to keep the magic rolling in what should be a very promising matchup.
SM DOU: emforbes
vs Croven | Yeah...I don't really know doubles and with Croven's amazing record and emi's very high potential, imma just call this a tossup.
ORAS OU:
Poek vs imsosorrylol | yeah, I still don't really have any faith in sorry. Poek's farmed some irrelevant games, but if he plays decently, he should take this one for sure.
BW OU:
We Three Kings vs Rewer | REWER WON LAST WEEK LMAO IDK HOW THOUGH. No need to overthink this, though. Moxie's been solid and rewer's crust and bad. Free wins #crustrule
DPP OU: GaryTheGengar vs
Jimmy Turtwig | Ah, the variance madhouse. Gary's definitely been better than I thought, but Jimmy's had a solid season. I'll favor him based on body of work, but in this dumbass tier, who knows. Jimmy legit lost last week within 5 turns because Empoleon set up Rocks and killed a mon. Like LOL
ADV OU:
Gilbert arenas vs Hyogafodex | LOOOL The Ruiners rly tried to cheat last round huh? Respectable tbh. They should have just gone through with the ghosting, though, but I guess they made the finals anyway. The Ruiners ADV has consisted of filler characters the entire season, and marcop's exceeded all expectations. Huge edge.
GSC OU: sulcata vs
Lavos | sulcata's been pretty impressive lately, tbh. Against most other people in this pool, I would actually favor him. But Lavos is on another level right now. This man's a top 5 player on the site at this point, jesus. Dude beat Ojama in his own backyard after demolishing the entire GSC pool LOL jesus
RBY OU:
Heroic Troller vs FriendOfMrGolem120 | Troller's been bodying people lately, and FOMG has fallen off a bit. Troller's better.