Driftveil Drilburs (0) vs. Gorgeous Gourgeists (0)
USM 1: double switches vs Poison Adhesive - there could not be a more repulsive, mind numbingly awful matchup
USM 2: RAP Yogurt vs Cognitohazard - cognito is the more diverse and experienced player also rap yogurts brother is weird
USM 3: Splashbrutha vs Namranan - splashbrutha got his ass beat in embarassing fashion by jase but its still nam
ORAS: maroon vs average fella - Maroon somehow got his mono driver back and gvoice, which is way too many positives for this dude
AAA: MetaRiolu7 vs Ssalbap - no words to be said, ssalbap better use a drilbur
STABmons: Oberyn vs K3ppr - i have trained k3ppr in the ways of not losing.. ;w;
Layuda Lightning (0) vs Cheerful Clefables (0)
USM 1: Mateeus_1 vs Leru - leru got his ass beat by my boy spirfire arcanine last week hes not a save pick anymore
USM 2: Nailec vs Vodoom - as if i'd pick french garbage over my darling sindy
USM 3: Dragon Expert Soma vs Balto - absolute hl match. You have the bowlcut bandit, himself Balto, and then the man of the mountains, the Dethroner™ of all who face him, the dragon EXPERT, Soma.
ORAS: Seager vs NLSlayer21 - nlslayer is the blt version of pack
AAA: Waszap vs King Billu - i have no comments on the game itself but its 100% happening on next sunday
STABmons: Ieki vs Nexecutioner - is that an l or an I
Rambunctious Rhyperiors (0) vs Kindred Kingdras (0)
USM 1: Mr. Abby vs dahli - unfortunately for Mrs. Abby, her charm won't work on dahli, as he is gay
USM 2: I am bu vs zugubu royale - zugu is german, he is used to abusing minorities
USM 3: DugZa vs Dj Breloominati♬ - smacked leru last week, dugza is next, no stopping my child
ORAS: Magma vs SirSkit - both are experienced players but sirskit is on my team and probably better
AAA: Catalystic vs Kaguya Lys - kaguya has quietly been one of the better players of the tours you fuckers just dont know it yet dont fucking hate on my (pal)? you fucking dweebs you idiots hype cata up but all i have seen from him is getting dickedd by ssalbap and dicked by lax in wcop get off the dick losers
STABmons: Felines vs Ferno - I could not possibly lose to some false catgirl supporter this is complete and other blasphemy, his mere existence brings a rage out of me that knows no bounds. Got Cookies? was only a preview of what is going to be done to this dude if he even bothers to play me. Just typing this out has me shaking with anger so bad that the font spontaneously changed.