If Kabutops ends up ranked, so should be Omastar, which deals with Snorlax and most of the Meta even better:
Lord Helix (Omastar)
Ability: Swift Swim
- Hydro Pump
- Seismic Toss / Body Slam / Surf/ Rest
- Blizzard
- Submission
For starters, Omastar is not OHKOed by any non-crit move in the game. Proof of this:
Zapdos Thunder vs. Omastar: 275-324 (80.1 - 94.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO < This is the strongest Electric move that Omastar will ever receive.
Exeggutor Mega Drain vs. Omastar: 187-220 (54.5 - 64.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO < A "strong" grass Move.
Victreebel Razor Leaf vs. Omastar on a critical hit: 422-496 (123 - 144.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO < This does OHKO, but well, is a x4 move that almost always crits, lol.
On the phisical side, its even better:
Rhydon Earthquake vs. Omastar: 221-260 (64.4 - 75.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO < Strongest Ground Move. And Omastar outspeeds its user, so it can switch in.
Machamp Submission vs. Omastar: 178-210 (51.8 - 61.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO < Not a common Mon, but this is the strongest Fight Move that Omastar can face.
Now, all of the above means nothing if Omastar can,t hit back, but it actually can and its good at it. Lets compare its match-ups to Kabutops ones.
Tauros:
Tauros Earthquake vs. Omastar: 124-146 (36.1 - 42.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Tauros Earthquake vs. Kabutops: 139-164 (43 - 50.7%) -- 2.2% chance to 2HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. Tauros: 181-213 (51.2 - 60.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Omastar Surf vs. Tauros: 142-168 (40.2 - 47.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Tauros on a critical hit: 112-132 (31.7 - 37.3%) -- 88.4% chance to 3HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Tauros: 245-289 (69.4 - 81.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Against Tauros, Omastar is better at both taking hits and hitting back.
Reflect + EQ Lax.
Snorlax Earthquake vs. Omastar: 132-156 (38.4 - 45.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Snorlax Earthquake vs. Kabutops: 149-176 (46.1 - 54.4%) -- 57.8% chance to 2HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. Snorlax: 187-220 (35.7 - 42%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Snorlax on a critical hit: 142-167 (27.1 - 31.9%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+6 Kabutops Body Slam vs. Snorlax through Reflect: 133-157 (25.4 - 30%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+6 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Snorlax through Reflect: 235-277 (44.9 - 52.9%) -- 27.7% chance to 2HKO
Again, Omastar is a lot better at both taking hits and hitting back.
AmnesiaLax. Lets suppose it also has Tbolt, which it almost never uses, but just to show the difference.
Snorlax Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 97-114 (28.2 - 33.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+2 Snorlax Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 190-224 (55.3 - 65.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+4 Snorlax Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 285-336 (83 - 97.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Snorlax Thunderbolt vs. Kabutops: 132-156 (40.8 - 48.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
+2 Snorlax Thunderbolt vs. Kabutops: 265-312 (82 - 96.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+6 Snorlax Blizzard vs. Omastar: 119-141 (34.6 - 41.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
+6 Snorlax Blizzard vs. Kabutops: 165-195 (51 - 60.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+6 Snorlax Ice Beam vs. Omastar: 94-111 (27.4 - 32.3%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+6 Snorlax Ice Beam vs. Kabutops: 131-155 (40.5 - 47.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. +2 Snorlax: 94-111 (17.9 - 21.2%) -- possible 5HKO
Omastar Submission vs. Snorlax: 112-132 (21.4 - 25.2%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Snorlax on a critical hit: 142-167 (27.1 - 31.9%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+2 Kabutops Body Slam vs. Snorlax: 176-207 (33.6 - 39.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
+4 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Snorlax: 463-545 (88.5 - 104.2%) -- 28.2% chance to OHKO
Offensively, Kabutops is clearly better here, Omastar can,t beat this variant of Snorlax without crits. However,
Omastar its still a lot better at switching-in and if Snorlax has IB as the only special move, Omastar can actually Stall it if it has Rest.
Chansey
Chansey Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 129-152 (37.6 - 44.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Chansey Thunderbolt vs. Kabutops: 180-212 (55.7 - 65.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Omastar Submission vs. Chansey: 233-274 (33.1 - 38.9%) -- 100% chance to 3HKO
Omastar Submission vs. Chansey through Reflect: 117-138 (16.6 - 19.6%) -- possible 6HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Chansey on a critical hit: 297-350 (42.2 - 49.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Chansey: 652-767 (92.7 - 109.1%) -- 56.4% chance to OHKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Chansey through Reflect: 326-384 (46.3 - 54.6%) -- 60.9% chance to 2HKO
Now, this one match-up is an important advantage for Kabutops, especially against the Reflect variant, which Omastar can only outstall with Rest while Kabutops easily wins. Against Tbolt variant things get more even, as Omastar is 3HKOed while Kabutops is 2HKOed. Still, Omastar can only win if it crits Submission or a partner weakens enough Chansey to the point the move 2HKOs. Its worth noting that Omastar outspeeds Chansey.
Exeggutor
Exeggutor Mega Drain vs. Omastar: 187-220 (54.5 - 64.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Exeggutor Psychic vs. Omastar: 104-123 (30.3 - 35.8%) -- 40.6% chance to 3HKO
Exeggutor Mega Drain vs. Kabutops: 258-304 (79.8 - 94.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Exeggutor Psychic vs. Kabutops: 143-169 (44.2 - 52.3%) -- 17.7% chance to 2HKO
Omastar Blizzard vs. Exeggutor: 165-194 (41.9 - 49.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Exeggutor on a critical hit: 120-142 (30.5 - 36.1%) -- 50.6% chance to 3HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Exeggutor: 263-310 (66.9 - 78.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+4 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Exeggutor: 394-464 (100.2 - 118%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Lets suppose that Egg has already slept something in this match. The Speed advantage Kabutops has plays a big role here since it means that Exeggutor can,t come on it, while Omastar only has speed-tie. Kabutops would boost to +4 and OHKO with Hyperbeam, without mattering (at least when Kabutops is at full) whether Egg has Megadrain or not. Megadrain and Speed-Tying do matter against Omastar, since, without factoring crits and misses, Egg will have a 50% chance to win against Omastar if switching-in. So,
if Exeggutor switches-in, Kabutops is better than Omastar against him. However,
in 1 vs 1 situations, Omastar is better due to the Freeze chance and higher resistance to Exeggutor's moves.
So, as for S Ranks, Omastar is always better against 1 (Tauros), usually better against another (Snorlax, Reflect is clearly more common than Amnesia), even on another (Egg) and clearly worse against the 4th (Chansey).
Lets see A Ranks now:
Starmie
Starmie Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 125-148 (36.4 - 43.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Starmie Psychic vs. Omastar: 89-105 (25.9 - 30.6%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
Starmie Thunderbolt vs. Kabutops: 173-204 (53.5 - 63.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Starmie Psychic vs. Kabutops: 122-144 (37.7 - 44.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Starmie Psychic vs. -1 Kabutops: 184-217 (56.9 - 67.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. Starmie: 71-84 (21.9 - 26%) -- 4% chance to 4HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Starmie on a critical hit: 120-142 (37.1 - 43.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
+2 Kabutops Body Slam vs. Starmie: 149-176 (46.1 - 54.4%) -- 57.8% chance to 2HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Starmie: 263-310 (81.4 - 95.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
This match-up is horrible for Omastar. It can only win against paralyzed ones and if it has Seismic Toss, which is only a 4hko ( a Freeze on the switch is another option, but lets not discuss that). Kabutops also has huge troubles, since even if Starmie has no Tbolt, it can still 2HKO with Psychic if the first hit drops special. It does far more damage than Omastar, but still needs Starmie paralyzed beforehand.
Kabutops is better here, but both are bad.
Alakazam
Alakazam Psychic vs. Omastar: 109-129 (31.7 - 37.6%) -- 91.6% chance to 3HKO
Alakazam Psychic vs. Kabutops: 151-178 (46.7 - 55.1%) -- 69.6% chance to 2HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. Alakazam: 115-136 (36.7 - 43.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Alakazam on a critical hit: 171-202 (54.6 - 64.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Alakazam: 375-441 (119.8 - 140.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Kabutops wins again but still needs Alakazam either paralyzed or coming into it.
Zapdos
Zapdos Thunderbolt vs. Omastar: 219-258 (63.8 - 75.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Zapdos Thunderbolt vs. Kabutops: 302-356 (93.4 - 110.2%) -- 61.5% chance to OHKO
Omastar Blizzard vs. Zapdos: 165-194 (43 - 50.6%) -- 1.6% chance to 2HKO
Omastar Hydro Pump vs. Zapdos: 123-145 (32.1 - 37.8%) -- 95.1% chance to 3HKO
Kabutops Slash vs. Zapdos on a critical hit: 120-142 (31.3 - 37%) -- 81.7% chance to 3HKO
+2 Kabutops Hyper Beam vs. Zapdos: 263-310 (68.6 - 80.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Translation: Zapdos can come on Kabutops and OHKOs it more often than not. It can,t do the same to Omastar, who deals more damage.
Clear win for Omastar.
Rhydon
Rhydon Earthquake vs. Omastar: 221-260 (64.4 - 75.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Rhydon Earthquake vs. Kabutops: 251-296 (77.7 - 91.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Both Kabutops and Omastar outspeed OHKO with the Water move of choice. Omastar not always will have Surf, so it could miss, but it can still afford the Move in its set. The difference here is that Omastar takes a lot less from the EQ, allowing it to check other threats, so,
Omastar is better against Rhydon.
In A Ranks Omastar gets 3 bad match-ups and Kabutops only 2 (Starmie and Zapdos), meaning its better here. But not by a lot, since at least Omastar is better at fighting Zapdos.
Other Relevant Mons against which Kabutops is better: Cloyster (very slighty), Jynx (very slighty), Lapras (slighty if Tbolt, strongly if not), Slowbro (a lot), Victreebel/Venusaur (slighty), Jolteon (Slighty).
Other Relevant Mons against which Omastar is better: Gengar ( a lot better), Golem (slighty better), Articuno (slighty), Moltres ( a lot better), Dragonite ( a lot better) and Persian (a lot better).
So, I hope you enjoying this wall of calcs. In the end, is a matter of preferences which fossil is better, since they differ a lot in terms of match-ups. The point of this post was to show that if Kabutops has a case to be ranked, Omastar has it too.