Puns you can make when you are with your friends

[Adam3560]

Here are some prunes you can make with friends:

Adobe Photoshop? Adon'tbe photostop!

Microsoft Excel? Make this stop, Miguel

Uhh Skype for business? I forget this!

Thank you for reading this. If this gets 5 likes I will make another post with more pubs to use with your friends.

Oh happy birthday Earl

 

[monkfish]

posting in a thread?, more like, toasting a slice of bread!

 

[a salamence]

adam more like based rofl

 

[sb879]

This thread reminds me of when I was a teenager and a friend of a friend remarked on FF12, "Basch? More like...douche" and everyone just looked at him like "what the fuck are you talking about?", to which he slurred out "basch...boosch...douche". He was but a candle compared to the radiant light of the OP, but I hope you appreciate that plum anyways.

 

[antemortem]

must be an editorial “you”

 

[ThatOneSpork]

If I don't have friends, puns, or creativity, what do I do? Asking for an anonymous person of course.

 

[Adam3560]

Oh Woah I forgot about this I'll make another one soon sorry

 

[az]

adam3560 more like better do an adam360 degrees and turn this thread around into being an active thread again, by doing another post into it

 

[aurora]

I went to the floor shop with a friend recently. While we were browsing all sorts of different floors, my friend said,

"Aurora? More like, A-FLOOR-a"!

I resigned.

 

[phoopes]

Imma just post MF DOOM lines that rhyme with each other

One man’s waste is another man’s soap
Son’s fan base know a brother man’s dope

“Hackthoo'ing" songs, lit in the booth with the best host
Doing bong hits on the roof, in the west coast

We’re hip-hop sharecroppers
Used to wear flip-flops now rare gear coppers