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Ok, well, those two are my most morbid. After I type a backstory, I reread over them, then have to edit them in order to make them less violent and scary.
Hey, just letting you know, you need to post the message on someone else's wall in order for them to easily see it. Nix probably didn't see your in-joke post, you would have to click his name and post it there.