[7:57 PM] noveliss: http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/noveliss.235794/ spam my wall thanks
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[7:57 PM] noveliss: http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/noveliss.235794/ spam my wall thanks
[7:57 PM] noveliss: http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/noveliss.235794/ spam my wall thanks
Stop asking for people to post on your wall.
could you rank the top 30 most handsome males in draco? asking for my friend stunna.
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So, Jytcampbell is walking down Ladder St., having just copped a few dirty Ws with his tried-and-true Wishkiller squad. After a long day of laddering and going up in the rankings, Jyt decides to sit down at a bar near him, have a drink and relax from the long day. However, the bar is having a magical creature cockfighting contest! Of course, Jyt being the expert that he is, decides to participate and maybe win some.
He cuts through the opposition easily, his opponents' squads no match in front of his meticulously crafted teams. The finals have started. It's Jytcampbell vs none other than CK James himself. The myth, the legend. Jyt tried his best, he did all he could, but in the end he could naught but fall. His ladder points had been snatched by CK James forever. "But I'm 3-1 vs him!" cried Jyt, alone, in the dark.
His ladder points were gone forever. Was this his fate? To never top the ladder? To never be the one no one ever was? Those were the thoughts racing through his mind. Jyt would take his vengeance. He would find CK James and defeat him once more.
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CK James and Jytcampbell are walking in the deep, dark, woods. CKJ says, "Mister, I'm scared! These ladder points are really creepy." Jytcampbell replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to take them back all by myself."
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A little boy and Jytcampbell are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy." Jytcampbell replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Noveliss. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for a change to get Noveliss pregnant.
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Anna Kartana. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get AK pregnant.
A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Smogon create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck
another warning for you: A dentist can tell if you deep throat someone as it tends to bruise the back of your throat
my dad said i had to suck his dick for the car keys but for some reason it tasted like my sisters ass. can you tell me why? -
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