I will use this space to tell jokes
Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”