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  1. Kills per match statistic.

    Maybe this would work if you didn't count damage that was subsequently healed off. Presumably the formula needs to take status conditions and Stealth Rock into account too. Perhaps entry hazard damage should be a statistic independent from any pokémon's damage percent? Maybe a stat for average...
  2. Advice Please Smogon- Girlfriends Parents Are Nuts.

    DO NOT HAVE A BABY. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR SITUATION IN ANY WAY. sorry to shout, but having a baby is a horrible idea. Your girlfriend's parents will try to get you locked up for statutory rape. Being on the sex offender list is never an enjoyable experience. in any event, actually having...
  3. Ask a simple question, get a simple answer - mark 20 (READ THE OP)

    Except Garchomp never uses Dragon Rush because it's a terrible move (worse than Stone Edge!) However, Salamence is not going to like eating a STAB super-effective Outrage even if Garchomp's attack is reduced to 75%.
  4. Newest UK nannyism: EnviroCops

    How this post is even remotely relevant to this debate is beyond me. The hole in the ozone layer, which is scientifically very well established, has absolutely nothing to do with global warming or "global cooling." Ozone blocks high-frequency radiation from reaching us and giving us skin cancer...
  5. The Platinum EVing Manual

    Carbon should be Carbos. EDIT: You might want to include a list of trainers to EV train against. This guide is reasonably good (note that the 6 Magikarp trainer does make split EV training quite easy since you always face 6 pokemon that give 8 EVs to the Power item stat and 2 EVs to Speed...
  6. New Tobacco act passed

    So where exactly in the Constitution is the individual right to poison others?
  7. Platinum/HG/SS Battle Frontier and DP Battle Tower Records

    Platinum Battle Hall Single “Record”: 160* Garchomp @ Focus Sash Nature: Adamant 6HP / 252 Atk / 252 Speed Moveset: ~ Earthquake ~ Dragon Claw ~ Crunch ~ Fire Fang Garchomp is a devastating sweeper that can 2HKO pretty much everything that threatens it in the Battle Hall. Focus...
  8. Barack Obama gives Queen of England an iPod, but she already has one.

    Even worse than the iPod... you only have to "do a google" to realize that Europe uses a different DVD format...
  9. German teenager kills sixteen

    The constitution clearly states that the right to bear arms is connected to the necessity of a well-regulated militia. As the United States now has an army, which supplies its soldiers with weapons (as does the National Guard for its soldiers), the Second Amendment is now completely defunct as...
  10. How did you create your username?

    From Gaara of the funk, obviously. And yes, #Az, I know that nobody cares.
  11. PETA Sez: Save the sea kittens!

    Land sharks, friend. Land sharks. Unfortunately for PETA, many "sea kittens" live in freshwater. And they shouldn't be petted as it damages their slime coat and makes them more likely to get sick.
  12. Beyond the Summary Screen: Understanding Stats (D/P/Pt)

    Doesn't Gengar have Base 130 Special Attack? http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/gengar
  13. Fired, for my facebook profile

    Totally unfair. Try to sue if you can, though I'm not really sure what British law says about this. But it shows the genius of the free market: do your job well, work hard, and get fired for no apparent reason. Talk to your union rep. Maybe Deck Knight thinks that gender equality is too vile to...
  14. 5th Generation Confirmed?

    I don't think it confirms a 5th gen. It's too soon. Probably another new form(e) for the GSC remake. Also, that pokemon is too small to be an "epic" legend. Probably a new Shaymin forme, electric+grass with some ridiculous ability.
  15. Are you smarter than a (American) politician?

    You answered 31 out of 33 correctly — 93.94 % Must...beat...Caelum...!
  16. CAP 5 CAP 5 - Part 1 (Concept Poll 1)

    Break the Mould and Nerf Both concepts seem like things that could pass for real pokémon if done correctly. A rock-type Special Sweeper sounds cool, and maybe we could make something with a crippling ability actually be functional, unlike Regigigas. Maybe this one doesn't have to be a...
  17. Election 2008, United States

    No, this isn't the Obama campaign. But some of your language looks like it is copied verbatim from the Republican playbook. Are you an agent of Dick Cheney? I don't think so. But some of what you say certainly sounds like him. P.S. to Caelum: Although being a governor is usually more...
  18. D/P Battle Tower RMT

    My 1 legal not-exactly-24-hour bump Lost to a hax-based Ice Team: OHKO whoring Dewgong with Focus Sash kills Garchomp (Garchomp used Stone Edge, Dewgong endured hit, Dewgong used Sheer Cold, Garchomp fainted. And it didn't get any better from there: the opponent had a CB Weavile that OHKOed...
  19. DP Cresselia .

    This type of set only works if it has the element of surprise on its side, but the Burn Orb makes it glaringly obvious that you shouldn't switch in Tyranitar or Weavile against the burned Cresselia. This set works better: Cresselia @ Leftovers Bold/Calm; 252 HP, balanced Defenses Rest...
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