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  1. ThatOneSpork

    Actually need help

    I haven't played showdown in ages and I feel kinda bad, cause I do really enjoy both this and 1v1's community. However, I just don't really have the motivation to play (kinda). As of now, I want to play 1v1 and want to get back into it. However, I also really want to play every other game I own...
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    What do you actually think of Congregation of the Masses?

    I have been wondering recently what the Smogoff community thinks of it's sibling, Congregation of the Masses (Hereafter reffered to as Cong). Having spent a decent amount of time in the smogon community, it seemed to be the right time to finally see what Smogoff does actually think of Cong! I'll...
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    What do you actually think of Smogoff?

    I have been wondering recently what the Congregation of the Masses (Hereafter referred to as Cong) community thinks of it's sibling, Smogoff. Having spent a decent amount of time in the smogon community, it seemed to be the right time to finally see what Cong does actually think of Smogoff! I'll...
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    I've been found.

    Should I be afraid?
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    Cyrus was right

    Cyrus is a man. But before that, he used to be a boy. Now, as a child, Cyrus was an above average student who had good grades. The only problem was that he was very antisocial. He didn't have many friends growing up. He didn't know how to communicate with his parents. So, while he may have been...
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    Talk without length about things you aren't interested in.

    Sports are boring. I don't know much about 'em. And why do people who play sports make lots of money? Not sure. Oh well.
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    Clickbait [Tutorial]

    Bam. That's it. You've been clickbaited into beleiving this is a clickbait tutorial. Now here's the thing. Did I still lose? Did I clickbait you with a tutorial on clickbait yet still make the clickbait tutorial (which was meant to be clickbait) an actual tutorial on clickbait by clickbaiting...
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    Perfect opposites - Do they exist?

    So I was thinking, and I realized just how many things there are in the world. This led me down a path of wondering what the opposites of stuff was. I started with the basic "opposite of fire is water" shindig and eventually moved onto stuff like "ketchup is the opposite of mustard" and...
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    Dear Dave, I request an audience.

    I feel that we may have an issue here dave, and that issue is your grammar. I sincerely request that you, as one of the leaders of this community, begin to lesrn more grammar. With this most recent post, you have had many errors and I simply request that you not suck at grammar anymore. You...
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    Coming to You Live from a New Phone!

    Okay people I just got a new phone and am on vacation so that's pretty cool. And since this thread needs some sort of theming, only post in this thread if you are not on a computer. While I may not be able to enforce this, if you post while on a computer in here you will feel deep shame over...
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    Spork's Used Automotive Dealership

    Hello there! I'm ThatOneSpork, but my friends call me Spork! Welcome to my Used Car dealership! All these cars are guaranteed quality, and I promise you that you will not be disappointed in your choice! In fact, I think you'll love these cars as much as I do! And trust me, I do love these cars...
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    As the kids call it, "Dead Chat"

    I have seen a suspicious lack of notifications coming from Smogoff recently. Have we become a, as stated above, "Dead Chat"? That would be a major loss on our part. Perhaps my computer is broken... hmm. Are we a "Dead Chat"? I need feedback.
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    I cannot find a specific post, please help

    I swear that some point recently I was reading a thread (don't remember it obviously), and it had a post about someone dreaming about the new "mouth type". The mouth type had mons like Exploud and Swalot. I'm also pretty sure it's a picture because when I tried searching for it with the search...
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    The Anti-Well #1

    Original Thread Idea (OTI) from me. Sounds like fun. Basically, I ask you people some questions. First question - what the absolute FUCK are you doing here, and should I be afraid of you?
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    If you could have a pokemon IRL, what pokemon would it be?

    Basically, just be creative with how you do this with the abilities and moves, etc. A good example would be Shadow Sneak. You can reasonably assume how it would work with how it works in Smash Ultimate, with the pokemon sending a shadow out and then teleporting to the location of the shadow...
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    Your weekly hypothetical

    The Plan is simple - Post a single hypothetical question ever week, answer it myself, and let you guys answer it too. Reap benefits, some of which include interesting responses and... uhh... some other things I'll find out along the way I guess. So let us begin with a simple question ~ If you...
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    Rejected Profile Pictures

    Okay so there I was, thinking about getting a new profile picture. I decided against it and was left with a couple contenders that had lost to my current profile picture. I don't want these to waste because of how good they are. So basically, post the reject profile pictures that were an option...
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    What money is used where ya live?

    This is the money used where I live! Well, kinda. Apparently, I cannot live there anymore. Pretty sad, eh? I guess they voted that I have to leave? Well, it was a good run... I met so many friends, namely the Top Hat and Lantern. I guess Lantern was voted off too, so I guess I was a pretty...
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    A Sacrifice!

    It is my birthday tomorrow, and I demand a sacrifice! Then, we shall feast. Fight amongst yourselves for who is getting sacrificed, I'll see what you guys chose tomorrow.
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    Thee Hath Useth Naught But Olden English Hither

    Avaunt, poor knaves who speaketh in present vernacular. May ill fortune befall thee who speaketh in present vernacular, as thine intent shalt be to speaketh in olden vernacular. Pledge thineself to olden speak, as it hath sophistication and wit. Doth this fainly, and want solemness. Now, go...
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