Welcome to 2 Guys, no girl and a Poké Place where we partake in puns, 90's t.v. and Pokémon. Read the rules, glance over our 'mons and hopefully we can make a deal.
RULES:
1. PLEASE please, read my "What I have" list before offering. It'll save a lot of time.
2. No hacks, clones or anything of that nature. All bred with "love" and "care."
3. Be respectful and tactful. This should go without saying, but if you're rude to anyone in this thread I have no interest in trading with you.
4. My lingo for this thread goes as follows; Perfect = 5 necessary 31's + nature + ability. Flawless = 6 31's + nature + ability.
5. We're college kids. Busy college kids. Responses may not always be quick, but they will be there.
6. All offers should be done in the thread. Please only PM us if we PM you first.
7. Please take note of the not wanted list before offering.
8. These are not for redistribution. I find it disrespectful to resell someone else's hard work. Do whatever you want with any babies these guys make however.
Friend Code: 0044-3298-1431
In-game Name: Redjar
Pokémon: Bunnelby
Ability: Huge Power
Nature: Adamant
Spread: 31/31/31/xx/31/31
Egg moves: None
Stock: 1
, 0
Spitbacks: 4 31/31/31/xx/31/31 Pickup/Cheeck Pouch
, 2 4IV Huge Power 
Pokémon: Tyrunt
Ability: Strong Jaw
Nature: Jolly
Spread: 31/31/31/xx/31/31
Egg moves: Dragon Dance, Fire/Thunder/Ice Fang
Stock: 1
, 0Spitbacks:Various 4 IV spreads 4
, 0
Pokémon: Squirtle
Ability: Torrent
Nature: Bold
Spread: 31/xx/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Aura Sphere, Water Spout, Fake Out, Dragon Pulse
Stock: 2
, 1Spitbacks: Various 4 IV 10
, 6
Pokémon: Shellos
Ability: Storm Drain
Nature: Calm
Spread: 31/xx/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Yawn
Stock: 0
, 2Spitbacks: various 4IV spreads
Pokémon: Goomy
Ability: Gooey/Hydration
Nature: Calm
Spread: 31/xx/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Curse
Stock: 4
, 1Spitbacks: various 5IV spreads; Gooey/Hydration/Sap Sipper
Pokémon: Sneasel
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Inner Focus or Keen Eye (Pressure)/Pickpocket
Spread: 31/31/31/xx/31/31
Egg move: Fake Out, Icicle Crash, Pursuit, Assist
Stock: 0
, 4 PickpocketSpitbacks: Various 4IV spreads
Spitbacks ONLY
Pokémon: Nidoran M
Ability: Hustle (Sheer Force)
Nature: Timid
Egg moves: None
Stock: Various 5IV spreads
and 
Pokémon: Foongus
Ability: Regenerator
Nature: Bold
Spread: 31/xx/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: None
Stock: 0
, 0Spitbacks: Various 4IV spreads 2
, 5
Pokémon: Corphish
Ability: Adaptibility
Nature: Jolly
Spread: 31/31/31/xx/31/31
Egg moves: Dragon Dance, Super Power, Aqua Jet
Stock: 0
, 0 (can breed on request)Spitbcks: Various 4-5 IV spreads 2
, 2
Pokémon: Staryu
Ability: Natural Cure
Nature: Timid
Spread: Various 4 IV spreads; xx in Atk for all spreads
Egg move: None
Stock: 2
Pokémon: Marill
Ability: Huge Power
Nature: Adamant
Spread: 31/31/31/xx/31/31
Egg moves: Aqua Jet, Belly Drum
Stock: 0
, 0Spitbacks: Various 4IV spreads 3
, 3FUTURE PROJECTS
What I'm looking for:
I'll gladly trade 4IV breeding pairs for 4IV breeding pairs.
*insert 3+ 31 IV Ditto desire here*
Timid Dry Skin Jynx
5IV Female Eevee
Helioptile - Timid HP Ice ONLY
Eevee - Timid HP Ice ONLY
Regen Tangela
Your offers
What I have:
While I'm not looking for these 'mons I may be interested in a male or female to breed the ones I already own with. If the Pokemon below has a (4 IV F) I'd be interested in trading a spitback for a female with 4 usable 31's. Likewise (4 IV M) means the same, but I'd want a male.
Fennekin
Binacle
Shroomish
Honedge (though I may be interested in a flawless for mixed sets)
Swinub
Chespin (4 IV Impish M)
Fletchling
Phanpy
Venipede
Chansey
Rotom (5 IV Timid)
Skarmory
Zubat
Axew
Sandile (4IV Jolly M)
Drilbur
Tentacool
Cleffa
Yanma
Mawile
Roselia
Litwik (4IV Timid F)
Ferroseed
Timburr
Shelder
Togepi
Larvesta
Helioptile (5IV HP Ice)
Deino
Mareep
Snorunt
Heracross
Noibat
Meinfoo
Kangaskhan
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