wow I've just been informed that this exists. I'm glad to see Smogon is staying true to it's roots and all of you pieces of shit are duking it out for a ribbon absolutely none of you care about for the sake of clout on this pocket monsters forum >:). I pity all of you although at the same time I wish I was in this star studded line up of hooligans with nothing better to do so I can win this ribbon myself.
(50) Megazard
vs (50) Dj Breloominati♬ - I don't care at all about this matchup. I hope dj wins so we can see Issue #8237482 of MZ complaining about losing for some bs reason, but then again I prolly shouldn't say that bc MZ will beat me up. I will remain neutral.
Akashi (0) vs
(100)
Andyboy - I've never bolded a name so quick. Andybitch has called me hotdog water on so many occasions, not only that, but he has ghosted me every single time I've asked him to play Toontown with me. I've carried this guy in Club Penguin minigames so many fuckin times, I swear he exists to just constantly weigh me down. Despite all of this I will be bolding him bc I don't think I can bring myself to bold jeran in literally any situation, I have standards.
Fardin (100) vs
(100) Velvet Blood - This already happened, both of these users are incredibly nice to me tho so I dislike seeing one of them lose. I'd like to request that
The Immortal lets them both pass this round and they can tag team as one slot in the next round.
xavgb (60) vs (40) Catalystic - Yeah cata is good but Stresh can go 0-x in every tour in existence and I'd still have faith in him in like the majority of matchups. As the great
Gross Sweep once said, "he's the best cap player by miles", I don't recall if he actually said that it was quite a while ago.
(40) Quantum Tesseract vs
(60) Jrdn - I like QT but idt his infinite knowledge of every meta that's ever existed is enough to overcome the dynamaxed dugtrio that is Jrdn (a mountain). Jrdn is also on my ltpl team currently so all bias goes his way.
Pigeons (55) vs (45) a fruitshop owner - I love fruitman so much and that also applies to Chris Anderson himself (Chris Anderson was an NBA player with the nickname "Birdman", I call Pigeons "Birdman" frequently, for context...) I haven't talked to either of them in quite a while tho. I will give the nod to Pigeons because he prolly knows most of the metas better than the man whom sells various fruits.
Chloe (50)
vs (50) Funbot28 - I have very little to say about this matchup. I feel like the only funny way to go about this is to make some joke about both users being the only females in this thing but I can't think of anything. I have no faith in this being a good series, there'll prolly be a large amount of hax and mu, or just extremely stale and boring games.
(87.7) Hamhamhamham vs (12.3) TectonicDestroyer - I will donate my life's savings ($3.27) to a charity of tect's choice if he somehow pulls this upset off. I have no faith, literally none. Good luck tho!
I hope this is more entertaining than both OMPL and OMWC combined, however even then this will still probably suck complete horse. Good luck to all of you and I hope I am not being overbearing with this piece of trash post and I hope none of you take me too seriously bc I am the kind of guy who listens to Wing$ by Macklemore in 2019 (a loser).
To be clear I am actually a fan of Wing$ and I'm not just using it to call myself a loser!!