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28 Weeks Later Mafia: End Game

Who is the most delicious and deserves godlike status?

  • matty

    Votes: 76 41.3%

  • Team Aether

    Votes: 21 11.4%

  • ExplorerAce

    Votes: 87 47.3%
  • Total voters
    184
  • Poll closed .
1. I don't care that matty tastes like my favorite food. I want this village to win this time, dammit! (I sucked hard in Quarantine, remember.)

2. I don't care that ExplorerAce is an ACE at playing this particular game. If he's a good guy, then I want him to lead the village to a win!

3. I want the village to win. If Team Aether is mafia, then he does not deserve to live.
 
WELL SINCE I'M ABOUT TO DIE, I APPARENTLY NEED TO SHOW EVERYONE WHO THE FUCK I AM (V_V)

Dear matty,
You are Dr. Bruce Banner (aka The Incredible Hulk).
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HULK SMASH! YOU ARE ANGRY AND YOU CAN'T STOP BEING ANGRY. ONCE THE ACCOMPLISHED SCIENTIST NAMED BRUCE BANNER, IN A FREAK ACCIDENT INVOLVING GAMMA RADIATION YOU BECAME THE INCREDIBLE HULK, A MINDLESS MONSTER THAT FEEDS ON HIS ANGER TO GROW MORE POWERFUL. SINCE YOUR INVITATION TO SPEAK AT A SCIENCE EXPO ON THE EAST COAST, YOU HAVE SINCE BEEN INFECTED WITH THE RAGE VIRUS. AS THE RAGE VIRUS GIVES YOU THE ABILITY TO HAVE A CONTINUOUS SOURCE OF UNBRIDLED ANGER, YOU ARE CONSTANTLY IN YOUR "HULK" FORM. AS TIME GROWS ON YOUR ANGER WILL ALLOW YOU TO ACCOMPLISH AMAZING FEATS.

SINCE YOU ARE THE INCREDIBLE HULK, YOU HAVE AMAZING STRENGTH AND STAMINA ONLY LIMITED BY YOUR ABILITY TO GENERATE ANGER. WITH YOUR MIND CONSTANTLY UNDER ATTACK BY THE RAGE VIRUS YOU HAVE LIMITLESS POTENTIAL. AT THE END OF EVERY DAY YOU WILL GAIN 1 RAGE COUNTER. ON NIGHTS YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE ALL OF YOUR RAGE COUNTERS FOR A POWERFUL ABILITY, WHICH DEPENDS ON THE AMOUNT OF RAGE COUNTERS THAT YOU HAVE. WITH 1 RAGE COUNTER YOU CAN GO INTO A RAGING FIT CAUSING ALL KILLS DIRECTED AT YOU TO FAIL. WITH 2 COUNTERS YOU CAN CHOOSE TO THUNDERCLAP A USER CAUSING THEIR NIGHT ACTIONS TO FAIL. WITH 3 COUNTERS YOU CAN HULK SMASH A USER, BURYING THAT USER INTO A PILE OF RUBBLE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAME. IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 3 RAGE COUNTERS, YOU WILL STILL ONLY BE ABLE TO AT BEST HULK SMASH A USER. TO UNLEASH YOUR ANGER YOU MAY SEND A PM TO blue_light and gmax STATING "NIGHT X - UNLEASH RAGE (on user)". ON USER ONLY APPLIES IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TARGET SOMEONE. BEWARE IF YOU ARE EVER "NEUTRALIZED" YOU WILL LOSE ALL OF YOUR RAGE COUNTERS.

YOU MAY ONLY TALK IN CAPS IN THE GAME THREAD AND IN PMS TO ME. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THIS WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE GODKILLED IN THE MOST EMBARASSING WAY!

YOU ARE ALLIED WITH THE INFECTED. YOU WIN IF THE INFECTED WIN.
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Village and all those considering voting: We need to talk about what we plan to do here, and will get to my point after I return from picking up my room.







Back.

My fellow friends, we have to get a few things straight. Primarily, I am not a neutral. DaLetterEl asked me to use my one time ability to prove him that I am clean and I have good intents for the village. My ability turns out to be creating this poll. There is no point in attempting to lynch me; I am only benficial for the village, as well as trusted.

Now most of you are wondering why I chose the people I did. I will explain. I chose myself to be in the poll, simply because I have just used my one time ability: I am good only for lynch votes and giving strategic advice. Although useless on paper, losing a lynch vote is rather detrimental. I would rather have myself get killed than one of the village members worth something. There was also the unequivocal decision of placing Team Aether on this poll. He has a changing Posting restriction, and his demeanor seems as if he has something to hide. Matty, on the other hand, is not under as much speculation as Team Aether; however, his posting restriction seems too simple relative to the rest of the villages, although he is the not necessarily a non-village user.

In short, I ask that all of you vote for Team Aether to rid this menace from our village. Those that have further questions may ask in this thread or catch me or DaLetterEl on IRC.
 
gmax said:
Dear Team Aether,
You are Barney Stinson.

barney.jpg


Barney Stinson, Barney Stinson, that guy's awesome, AWESOME! Yeah you wrote and sang your own theme song, you are the most awesome womaniser ever. Your feats are legend-wait for it-dary. While the main character of 'How I Met Your Mother' is Ted Mosby, you have seemingly eclipsed him and everybody pretty much watches the show to see what you will do next (what is the main point of the plot anymore?). As an employee of Goliath National Bank, you live in New York City and you were infected when you suceeded in engaging sexual intercourse with an infected young woman (totally worth it though), you just cannot seem to keep your schlong in your pants.

With all the info of Goliath National Bank at your fingertips you will start the game with some very valuable information in the game. You know that there are items in the game and due to your womanising ways, you know how many female characters are in the game, a total of 4. With your ability to look at ones finances you will be able to track items on people. Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Track User's Assets'. At the beginning of the next day you will receive informaiton on what items that person has and any item transactions that involved your target. If you are ever targeted by a female character or if you ever target a female character, you will charm them into sleeping with you causing them to be hooked for the night.

All posts in the thread made by you must contain something referencing either: high fives, how legend-wait for it-dary something is, suits, or how awesome something is.

You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.
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Yeah, I'm pretty much useless now that Accent is dead. -_- Oh well. At least I've got a black suit. (Not in the picture though)
 
Firstly, I would like to clarify things again (fuck you LN) shortly after a return from getting a drink.









Alright, I'll post my role pm, since all the other candidates posted theirs.

gmax said:
Dear Explorer Ace,
You are Ryan Seacrest.
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You are the famed announcer of American Idol that always has America guessing...whether or not you are straight. While in the East Coast promoting...whatever the hell you are involved in (but not AI) you were infected with the Rage Virus when a rabid lolcat bit your balls off. Now with no genitals and no styling products for your hair, you have become extremely angry which has caused you join the collective of other infected, charmingly named the Infected.

As the announcer for American Idol, you have the ability to (one-time use)....you'll find out...after this block of useless text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
Now that that is out of the way,we can explain your unique ability. One time only you may send a pm to blue_light and gmax, during the night only, stating 'Night X - Initiate Contest for: User1, User2, User3'. The next day, instead of a lynch there will be a new thread created in Circus Maximus where anyone can vote for your three selections. The user with the least amount of votes will be chosen to be that day's meal. In the event of a tie anyone involved with the tie will be consumed and the leftovers will be saved.

You are in the possession of a gun, woot, too bad it doesn't do anything (maybe if you got another gun, it might help).

Whenever you post in the thread, you must have something in your post that says something that involves a commercial break (like what I did your role pm).

You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win and you initiate a contest.
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Unfortunately, blue_light screwed up his post and said that the person with the most will be lynched. Here's a quick conversation I had with him last night:

[21:47:34]<EA> Hey BL
[21:47:48]<EA> What's the official word on who gets lynched?
[21:48:01]<EA> Is it the person with the least, like you said in my role pm
[21:48:12]<EA> or is it the person with the most votes, like you said in the thread?
[21:48:58]<blue_light> oh, did I say most in the thread?
[21:49:13]<EA> yes
[21:49:25]<blue_light> I'll go with what I said in the thread
[21:49:37]<EA> ...

Enough of that. LN, you are no longer in this game, and you've fucked up enough mafia games to date. Scram. As far as I know, I am the only one out of the three options that have been proven to be clean. Team Aether, I'm still not buying into your role PM nor restriction; Why do you get a choice between several whereas all of the other villagers have only one option in their restrictions. TA and Matty, if you have any pieces of evidence to prove yourselves clean (Role PMs aren't good enough, as they are not hard to fake; especially when the host is helping you,) I suggest you post it now or you will be in the hot seat as this poll furthers.

Again, I ask that everyone voted for Team Aether to be lynched, as he has been, and continues to be, one of the players that sticks out like a sore thumb in terms of potential mafia members.
 
So ExplorerAce, I hope you don't die today, we still have our date later ;)

Ok... I'd just like to say that matty has been definitely cleaned (according to what DaLetterEl told me) and this ability pretty much cleans ExplorerAce as well. I don't know why LN is telling everyone to vote for ExplorerAce if they want the village to win... But the worst thing would be if he and matty tie; we can't lose two villagers, and it's best not to lose matty, who is a big asset to us.

But seriously, shouldn't the poll work like American Idol? The person with the least number of votes is usually the loser, not the most... But whatever, Team Aether is obviously the right person to vote, but with outside people voting, we don't really have a chance of him getting the most votes now...
 
YOU ALL ARE FUCKING DUMB -_-

TEAM ATHER IS ALMOST CERTAINLY MAFIA AND HE WASN'T KILLED BECAUSE DALETTEREL TALKED ME OUT OF MY KILL. I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED JIMBO (FUCKING TERRIBLE MISTAKE, SORRY ABOUT THAT MATE). THE ONLY WAY WE FINISH WITH A VILLAGE WIN IS IF TEAM ATHER GETS VOTED AND WE MAKE SMART DECISIONS THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

ALSO WTF EA. WHY WOULD YOU NOM YOURSELF, ME AND TEAM ATHER? THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR YOU TO NOM YOURSELF AND THAT STARTS TO MAKE YOU LOOK FISHY. THERE WERE MANY "SOILED" TARGETS IN THE GAME YOU COULD HAVE PICKED
 
I agree with matty...

Also please DON'T TIE IT. Losing two villagers in the lynch would be the worst thing possible... And if we are gonna lose one, it might have to be ExplorerAce (sorry...) since matty is pretty valuable to the village. It seems like all the outside voters are just voting for people they know instead of reading up on the game at all :/

ps. moi I know I can't see you but you sound pretty cute, we should go out
 
actually, no, asim, we're deliberately screwing over the game

anyway, the village deserves to lose, when LN died you guys were def. gonna win practically, and you were all major fuck-ups so HEH
 
I want LonelyNess to lose, but...

should I leave it tied, or vote for EAce :)

edit: I might as well just use a RNG! brb

edit2: one whole days to decide! Someone should call the WiFiers
 
Fine, if you all want me dead, you can vote me, but when I'm dead and there's proof that I was village, I'll be laughing at all you dumbasses. It'll be a legend-wait for it-dary fail for the village.
 
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