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Eo Ut Mortus was:Dear SEO/Toothache,
You are God.
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Oh noes, blasphemy I am making fun of your god. Well if you do not like it I can always sub you out. You are god from South Park, you look like a...retarded blue platypus/bear with a monkey's tail. So yeah, apparently you were infected with the Rage Virus when you were at your son's bachelor party and one of the strippers got a bit too close (yeah, I'm going to hell). So yeah you will be using your divine powers to help the new chosen ones, the Infected.
Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Place Divine Intervention on User'. That night you will imbue your target with your divine protection and bless them (this leaves you vulnerable of course). Failure to send in your pm will result in you returning back to the heavens, never to be seen again.
You also have a secondary ability, one-time only you may send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Go back to the year 2000'. On the next day or night, everybody will be transported to the year 2000 where you will allow everyone to vote on a question that they want to ask god (may or may not be game related). At the end of the day or night, the question with the most popularity will be answered.
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Whenever you post in the thread, your posts must be condescending in some way, cause you are motherfucking god.
You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.
It is now Day 7, Day 7 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first dining request is made.Dear Eo Ut Mortus,
You are Scooby Doo.
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Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you? Well apparently you are in the Badlands and you are one rabid puppy. Perhaps the most intelligent dog in cartoon history, while participating in Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, you were bitten by a rabid Kobayashi who mistaked you for a hot dog. Now with the Rage Virus pumping through your veins and the Mystery Machine nowhere in sight, you will use your snooping investigation skills (they are not only for inspecting paranormal activities) to aid the Infected in finding the non-infected.
Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Sniff User'. One whiff of that person's BO will allow you to find out their entire role pm. If you fail to send in your pm the village will be displeased and will not feed you, leading to your eventual starvation.
Any posts in the thread must be slurred as if you were talking like Scooby Doo (so put some random r's in there).
You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.
It is now Night 7, Night 7 will end in 48 hours or after all pms are in.Dear Phantasia,
You are Colonel Robert Neville.
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You are legend. A lone man in a world taken over by the Rage virus, everyone being infected, losing all control over themselves, with the world descending into a state of chaos. Well, that's what you thought anyway. One of the US Governemnt cameras picked you up fighting off one of the infected, apparently being immune to the virus itself. Intrigued they contacted you, and let you know that you were not the last man standing as you had initially believed. You now have new hope for humanity, and you will aid the US Government in their quest to take back America, and restore the world to a civilized state.
You succeeded in creating a cure for the Rage virus a while ago, However the resources required to make it included the last existing sample of the small pox virus, which means that there is only one shot of this cure. This nature of the Rage virus is such that it mutates fast. So a cure that is currently may not work tomorrow. Current data states that the next mutation will take place on Day 1, so you should use it prior to that. You may PM blue_light and gmax stating 'Night 1 - Cure User'. The cured user will become an ally of the US Government.
You are also a brilliant scientist who has developed a way to create imperfect clones. You may send a pm blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Clone User'. During the night you will create an imperfect clone of your target. Any kills that target the user will instead hit the clone instead killing it. The clone will die at the end of the night, regardless. You also have a choice, instead of creating a clone of your target for the night you can instead create a clone of your target for the day. To do this send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating "Night X - Prepare Clone for User'. The next day, that user will have a clone of himself causing his/her food vote to count double!
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You are allied with the US Government. You win if the US Government wins.