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28 Weeks Later Mafia: End Game

Who is the most delicious and deserves godlike status?

  • matty

    Votes: 76 41.3%
  • Team Aether

    Votes: 21 11.4%
  • ExplorerAce

    Votes: 87 47.3%

  • Total voters
    184
  • Poll closed .
Herrrrro.

I wourrrrrd rrrrike to rrrrremind everrrrryone that people can imperrrrrsonate otherrrrs on IRC. So don't give out inforrrrmation to anyrrrrone even if rrrrooo thrrrrink they'rrrrre clean. Thrrrranks.
 
Herrrrro.

I wourrrrrd rrrrike to rrrrremind everrrrryone that people can imperrrrrsonate otherrrrs on IRC. So don't give out inforrrrmation to anyrrrrone even if rrrrooo thrrrrink they'rrrrre clean. Thrrrranks.

Actually, I asked Gmax about this, and he said it was against the rules. If you know of anyone doing this, I'd report them in.
 
Guys, listen to Fishin when he talks about abusable aspects of IRC, he knows what he's talking about.

Update in 2 hours, people that don't send in their pms will be godkilled. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
 
Day 7

Day 7
I was woken up this morning due to the departure of one of the Infected.
Toothache, was called to a faraway place to do some faraway things.
We the departure of Toothache, a body was found with his entrails ripped out.
Desperately trying to limb away, Eo Ut Mortus was set upon by the dogs as the Infected ate him alive.
Umbreon Dan has also been Kidnapped!
With the death of Eo Ut Mortus, the Infected found themselves still hungry due to the lack of a lynch yesterday.
The deliberations are beginning…

Toothache (Godkilled) was ironically:
Dear SEO/Toothache,
You are God.
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Oh noes, blasphemy I am making fun of your god. Well if you do not like it I can always sub you out. You are god from South Park, you look like a...retarded blue platypus/bear with a monkey's tail. So yeah, apparently you were infected with the Rage Virus when you were at your son's bachelor party and one of the strippers got a bit too close (yeah, I'm going to hell). So yeah you will be using your divine powers to help the new chosen ones, the Infected.

Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Place Divine Intervention on User'. That night you will imbue your target with your divine protection and bless them (this leaves you vulnerable of course). Failure to send in your pm will result in you returning back to the heavens, never to be seen again.

You also have a secondary ability, one-time only you may send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Go back to the year 2000'. On the next day or night, everybody will be transported to the year 2000 where you will allow everyone to vote on a question that they want to ask god (may or may not be game related). At the end of the day or night, the question with the most popularity will be answered.

<snip>

Whenever you post in the thread, your posts must be condescending in some way, cause you are motherfucking god.

You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.
Eo Ut Mortus was:
Dear Eo Ut Mortus,
You are Scooby Doo.
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Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you? Well apparently you are in the Badlands and you are one rabid puppy. Perhaps the most intelligent dog in cartoon history, while participating in Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, you were bitten by a rabid Kobayashi who mistaked you for a hot dog. Now with the Rage Virus pumping through your veins and the Mystery Machine nowhere in sight, you will use your snooping investigation skills (they are not only for inspecting paranormal activities) to aid the Infected in finding the non-infected.

Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Sniff User'. One whiff of that person's BO will allow you to find out their entire role pm. If you fail to send in your pm the village will be displeased and will not feed you, leading to your eventual starvation.

Any posts in the thread must be slurred as if you were talking like Scooby Doo (so put some random r's in there).

You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.
It is now Day 7, Day 7 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first dining request is made.
 
We are going to devour Phantasia, that's what we are going to do.

Phantasia has lied about the effects of his role, saying that whenever anyone targets him, they die. Phantasia has been targeted multiple times, never resulting in any form of death whatsoever. Eo basically passed on the torch to me, so if he could trust his orders in me, I don't see why you all shouldn't follow me either. I've discussed this with multiple people on IRC, and I find it hard to believe that this isn't the best course of action.

Devour Phantasia

The last train is nearly due,
The underground is closing soon,
And in the dark deserted station,
Restless in anticipation,
A man waits in the shadows.

His restless eyes leap and scratch,
At all that they can touch or catch,
And hidden deep within his pocket,
Safe within its silent socket,
He holds a colored crayon.

Now from the tunnels stony womb,
The carriage rides to meet the groom,
And opens wide and welcome doors,
But he hesitates, then withdraws
Deeper in the shadows.

And the train is gone suddenly
On wheels clicking silently
Like a gently tapping litany,
And he holds his crayon rosary
Tighter in his hand.

Now from his pocket quick he flashes,
The crayon on the wall he slashes,
Deep upon the advertising,
A single worded poem comprised
Of four letters.

And his heart is laughing, screaming, pounding
The poem across the tracks rebounding
Shadowed by the exit light
His legs take their ascending flight
To seek the breast of darkness and be suckled by the night.
 
This godkill was beyond my control. Annoyingly, my internet was down since yesterday, and I had no chance of getting a PM to anyone. It is finally back up now, but inevitably too late. Apologies to all, and fuck you for putting in a godkill for not sending a PM. What a homosexual restriction.
 
Night 7

Night 7
EVERYONE BACK! HE HAS A GRENADE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The one named Phantasia just committed suicide with a grenade as the Infected set upon him.
I don't think anyone was injured in the explosion though it did give me quite a scare.
The Infected have decided to eat what little is left of Phantasia.
They are literally scrambling for scraps.
It also seems that Umbreon Dan has been found unharmed.
Another night arrives.

Phantasia was:
Dear Phantasia,
You are Colonel Robert Neville.
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You are legend. A lone man in a world taken over by the Rage virus, everyone being infected, losing all control over themselves, with the world descending into a state of chaos. Well, that's what you thought anyway. One of the US Governemnt cameras picked you up fighting off one of the infected, apparently being immune to the virus itself. Intrigued they contacted you, and let you know that you were not the last man standing as you had initially believed. You now have new hope for humanity, and you will aid the US Government in their quest to take back America, and restore the world to a civilized state.


You succeeded in creating a cure for the Rage virus a while ago, However the resources required to make it included the last existing sample of the small pox virus, which means that there is only one shot of this cure. This nature of the Rage virus is such that it mutates fast. So a cure that is currently may not work tomorrow. Current data states that the next mutation will take place on Day 1, so you should use it prior to that. You may PM blue_light and gmax stating 'Night 1 - Cure User'. The cured user will become an ally of the US Government.


You are also a brilliant scientist who has developed a way to create imperfect clones. You may send a pm blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Clone User'. During the night you will create an imperfect clone of your target. Any kills that target the user will instead hit the clone instead killing it. The clone will die at the end of the night, regardless. You also have a choice, instead of creating a clone of your target for the night you can instead create a clone of your target for the day. To do this send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating "Night X - Prepare Clone for User'. The next day, that user will have a clone of himself causing his/her food vote to count double!


<snip>

You are allied with the US Government. You win if the US Government wins.
It is now Night 7, Night 7 will end in 48 hours or after all pms are in.
 
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