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[-Mind-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pikachu I CHOOSE YOU

Happy valentine's day

 

[cookie]

violets are blue
roses are too
if you're travelling close to c
and they're in front of you

 

[shade]

roses are red
violets are blue
cookie is a nerd
on a dick he should chew

 

[-Mind-]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I'm not good with colours
But amazing in bed

We're gonna make love girl

 

[Blue_Tornado]

happy valentines
thankfully this isn't a-
nother haiku thread

(because I really blow at those)

 

[-Mind-]

You're also allowed to tell your amazing stories in this exclusive topic.

 

[The Knights of Wario Land]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got five fingers
The middle one's for you

I take no credit for that one I heard it somewhere else but I cant remember where

 

[Fishy]

i'm in japan right now during valentine's day, and while trying to enter a "british pub" there was a sign on the door that said "Sorry, no couples allowed! Singles only for Valentine's Day!"

what the fuck

 

[Alice]

i'm in japan right now during valentine's day, and while trying to enter a "british pub" there was a sign on the door that said "Sorry, no couples allowed! Singles only for Valentine's Day!"

what the fuck

They're doing it for the sake of shy and lonely japanese XD

 

[Acklow]

They're doing it for the sake of shy and lonely japanese XD

(´･ω･`)

 

[Eagle4]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're in my bed
Because I'm stronger than you

 

[Jebus McAzn]

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in the van

 

[alamaster]

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a grape
tfc fuck you

 

[Nova]

roses are red
violets are blue
i love bad bitches
that's my fuckin problem

 

[Oglemi]

Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue

(from the Animaniacs)

 

[Aldaron]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're in my bed
Because I'm stronger than you

i loled

 

[Mafeking]

roses are red
and so is the state
russia the greatest
now we will mate

edit @ Pwnemon: oh I had forgotten how the russia one went so I just ad-libbed the last two lines though I'm sure this version is somewhere on the internet too?

 

[Kromlech]

Roses are red
Your gums are periodontal
Let's cut to the chase
And get horizontal

(The old Pioneer dub of Lupin III was a hell of a ride.)

 

[Stratos]

roses are red
and so is the state
russia the greatest
now we will mate

i heard a similar one but the last two lines were "let us be comrades, because you are great"

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I'm not shutting up until
you give me head

 

[Nova]

roses are red
violets are blue
fuck flowers
cock a doodle doo

 

[Woodchuck]

red are roses
blue are violets
men with long noses
tie up the pilots

9/11 NEVER FORGET

 

[M. Rock]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shrek is love,
Shrek is life

(NSFW warning, may cause nightmares)

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Happy Valentine's day everybody