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smashlloyd20 said:
Dear Acklow,
You are Caulder.

You are the evil mastermind behind the biological weapon, the Creeper. Being an evil genius, you have created many more different inventions. One of your favorite things to do is to see whether or not your test subjects are worthy of being toyed with. Unfortunately, nobody really likes you, so in this conflict you are alone.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Send a clone to spy on <user>’. You will send one of your many clones to spy on <user>’s actions for the entire night, giving you enough information to deduce their full role PM.

You have many capabilities, being an evil mastermind. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use one of your inventions sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Fire laser at <user>’. You will fire a laser from your research facility, The Nest, successfully killing <user>. However, because The Nest is still a prototype facility, it will take a while to recharge, and you may only use this ability on even-numbered nights.

Another invention you have is The Great Owl. If you are in possession of an Air unit at any point in the game, you may use one of your inventions sending another PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled 'Night X - Bombard <user> with massive bombs.' You will cause The Great Owl to drop bombs on <user>, obliterating them and killing them. However, because The Great Owl is so large and slow, it takes a longer time for it to reach its targets than the usual bomber, so you may only use this ability on odd-numbered nights.

Finally, your crown achievement is your children, which are of course, clones of yourself as well. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, you may send an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled 'Night X - Buy <user> time with kids'. Your children will distract <user> from whatever they were doing that night, preventing them from completing their action.

Currently you are in posses ion of the Tank, a Direct unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure someone can...

You are alone in this conflict. You win if the Allied Nations, Rubinelle, and Black Hole are down to their last member each.

would have been much cooler than what Engineer Pikachu had for a role?
 
Deadlineee

This night was sort of dumb. The sun almost seems to be saying 'TROLOLOL' as you emerge cautiously from your slumber:

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Of course, there were the dead bodies. The first was Acklow. The cut in his throat hints at assassination:

Dear Acklow,
You are Grit.

A laid-back, lazy Blue Moon CO in a pretty awesome hat, you’re experienced with using indirect attacks to do all your work for you. Because, you know, you’re lazy. You’re pretty smart though, and because you can’t be lazy if the world gets taken over by somebody else you’ll be fighting for the Allied Nations.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Spy on <user> with remote camera’. You will send a remote camera and spy on <user>’s actions for the entire night, giving you enough information to deduce their full role PM.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Artillery barrage <user>’. You will fire an artillery barrage at <user>, killing them. However, because the artillery take a while to load you may only use this ability on even-numbered nights.

Currently you are in posses ion of the Tank, a Direct unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure someone can...

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.

He was holding the Rockets.

Wait.

Hold on. Where are the other dead bodies?

There aren't any more?

Oh. Okay.

A voice booms out from nowhere once again:

Rubs are boobs

Well then.

I won't waste any more time with this update. Without further ado, let the Hunger Games Day 5 begin!

It is now Day 5. Day 5 ends Tuesday, February 28 at 5:00 PM EST.
 
Was planning to have 24 hour from D6 onwards, but if there is sufficient support I will switch N6 to a 24 hour deadline.

As everyone has voted, I will give an additional 2 hour grace period (hasn't even been 24 hours since the start of the day), then call deadline at 10 PM EST.

EDIT: Day extended until previous deadline or until everyone is ready for update
 
It was a tie. Troll
















































NOPE

Dear TalkingLion,
You are Eagle.

The co-commander of Green Earth, you’re especially powerful with Air units. You also have a really slick hairstyle. You’ll obviously be fighting on the side of the Allied Nations in the upcoming war, using your fashion sense and tactical prowess for the power of good.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Send a radio message’. In the body of the PM, you may write a message that will be announced anonymously during the next day.

You are a Air attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Air unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Bomb <user>.’ You will get in a Bomber and drop a bomb on <user>, killing them. However, since Bombers take time to refuel, you may only use this ability on every odd numbered night.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.

You are in possession of Rockets, a Ranged unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure somebody can...

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It is now Night 5. Night 5 ends Wednesday, February 29 at 4:00 PM EST. This may be extended upon request.
 
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