Whaddup bitches this is my first AAA RMT, currently sitting at about 1350 because hardly anybody actually ladders with AAA and it takes fucken forever to get anywhere. Without further ado, the team:
Mm sexy lineup yes?
Skidmark (Skarmory) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Brave Burd
- Taunt/Defog
- Roost
Typical skarm, with a gale wings. Don't hate on this shit, as without it, Magic Guard Volcarona steamrolls the rest of the team. Priority roost is also hella fine to have, and saves many an ass with yo health is just that low. Burd > Counter as it's less situational and dat priority... also noice check to birdspam since nobody uses talonflame anymore.
Cancer (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Heal Bell
- Wish /Seismic Toss
- Hard-Boiled
Y'all know what this shit does -- keeps shit alive and doesn't die. Want to status? Too fucken bad. Chansey 2.0, super-duper cleric that laughs in your face and gives you cancer.
Sharkeisha (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Unaware CroCune, S-Rankin' threat, hella fine setup sweeper, scald shit, don't die. Unless offensive electrics and defensive grasses (fuck you ferrothorn) have been cleared out tho it can be hard to set up. Don't worry bout it tho, as other shit handles it just fine.
Stankeye (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs:248 HP / 44 Atk / 216 Def
248 HP / 40 Atk / 216 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Roost
HP Fire Cresselia and Scarf ErupTran were givin me woes, so here's a stop to em both. Switch in, setup, wreck shit. Got SR EVs, rest in bulk n attack however I felt like it at the time of its inception (was for somthing specific but I forget what).
Edit: EVs as you can see have been slightly altered to speed creep uninvested Umbreon, as being locked into a speed tie pre-mega evo with the chance of being KOd by Foul Play sucks total ass. This fixes that issue and keeps the ass-sucking to a minimum.
Best if Bishart is out of the way tho, so enter this guy here:
Barry (Breloom) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs:4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
4 HP / 252 SDef / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Spore
- Drain Punch
- Leech Seed
The bebe jeezuz of this team, literally the only thing holding it together. Priority Spore is the king of all panic buttons, good for handlin fast offensive shit and CroCune, which I can stall out with this set. Max speed + Jolly nature cuz ya gotta go fast in this meta. Total Taunt bait by faster prankster shit though, so watch out (see: Mew)
Edit: The same gentleman you see get in the replay below got his sweet revenge a few rounds later, killing off my frail-ass Loom with only a +1 scald, and that shit just ain't gonna fly. Still 2HKOs sdef Um-bre-awn after SR damage so really ain't losin much, drang punch was more of a filler move anyway
Cofgt (Cofagrigus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Miss
- Shadow Ball
- Haze
- Pain Split
Fuck yo gengar. Fuck yo offensive switch ins. I wall errything. After a will-o good luck touching this bad boy. Standard LO Sheer Force Gengar literally can't touch this shit bar Sludge Wave, which does jack shit anway. Haze for dealing with Sleepy Suicy whilst slippn, pain split to abuse dat low HP, Shadow Ball for spamming whenever.
That's the team, here's an importable:
Also, sidenote, I'm pretty content with the team as is and not likely to make any changes, but if you have an idea that is just total sex and I cannot live w/out, I will make said changes in red. Kthx
Mm sexy lineup yes?
Skidmark (Skarmory) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Brave Burd
- Roost
Typical skarm, with a gale wings. Don't hate on this shit, as without it, Magic Guard Volcarona steamrolls the rest of the team. Priority roost is also hella fine to have, and saves many an ass with yo health is just that low. Burd > Counter as it's less situational and dat priority... also noice check to birdspam since nobody uses talonflame anymore.
Cancer (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Heal Bell
- Hard-Boiled
Y'all know what this shit does -- keeps shit alive and doesn't die. Want to status? Too fucken bad. Chansey 2.0, super-duper cleric that laughs in your face and gives you cancer.
Sharkeisha (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Unaware CroCune, S-Rankin' threat, hella fine setup sweeper, scald shit, don't die. Unless offensive electrics and defensive grasses (fuck you ferrothorn) have been cleared out tho it can be hard to set up. Don't worry bout it tho, as other shit handles it just fine.
Stankeye (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs:
248 HP / 40 Atk / 216 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Roost
HP Fire Cresselia and Scarf ErupTran were givin me woes, so here's a stop to em both. Switch in, setup, wreck shit. Got SR EVs, rest in bulk n attack however I felt like it at the time of its inception (was for somthing specific but I forget what).
Edit: EVs as you can see have been slightly altered to speed creep uninvested Umbreon, as being locked into a speed tie pre-mega evo with the chance of being KOd by Foul Play sucks total ass. This fixes that issue and keeps the ass-sucking to a minimum.
Best if Bishart is out of the way tho, so enter this guy here:
Barry (Breloom) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs:
4 HP / 252 SDef / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Spore
- Drain Punch
- Leech Seed
The bebe jeezuz of this team, literally the only thing holding it together. Priority Spore is the king of all panic buttons, good for handlin fast offensive shit and CroCune, which I can stall out with this set. Max speed + Jolly nature cuz ya gotta go fast in this meta. Total Taunt bait by faster prankster shit though, so watch out (see: Mew)
Edit: The same gentleman you see get in the replay below got his sweet revenge a few rounds later, killing off my frail-ass Loom with only a +1 scald, and that shit just ain't gonna fly. Still 2HKOs sdef Um-bre-awn after SR damage so really ain't losin much, drang punch was more of a filler move anyway
Cofgt (Cofagrigus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Miss
- Shadow Ball
- Haze
- Pain Split
Fuck yo gengar. Fuck yo offensive switch ins. I wall errything. After a will-o good luck touching this bad boy. Standard LO Sheer Force Gengar literally can't touch this shit bar Sludge Wave, which does jack shit anway. Haze for dealing with Sleepy Suicy whilst slippn, pain split to abuse dat low HP, Shadow Ball for spamming whenever.
That's the team, here's an importable:
Skarmory @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Brave Bird
- Taunt
- Roost
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Soft-Boiled
Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Scizor @ Scizorite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 40 Atk / 216 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Roost
Breloom @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SDef / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Spore
- Drain Punch
- Leech Seed
Cofagrigus @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Wisp
- Shadow Ball
- Haze
- Pain Split
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Brave Bird
- Taunt
- Roost
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Soft-Boiled
Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Scizor @ Scizorite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 40 Atk / 216 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Roost
Breloom @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SDef / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Spore
- Drain Punch
- Leech Seed
Cofagrigus @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Wisp
- Shadow Ball
- Haze
- Pain Split
Also, sidenote, I'm pretty content with the team as is and not likely to make any changes, but if you have an idea that is just total sex and I cannot live w/out, I will make said changes in red. Kthx
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